1. Long ago, in a distant land,
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2. I, Aku, the shape-shifting
Master of darkness,
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3. unleashed an unspeakable evil.
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4. But a foolish Samurai warrior,
wielding a magic sword,
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5. stepped forth to oppose me.
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6. Before the final blow was struck,
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7. I tore open a portal in time
and flung him into the future,
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8. where my evil is law.
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9. Now the fool seeks to return to the past,
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10. and undo the future that is Aku.
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11. Lulu...
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12. Sweet thing,
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13. I miss her.
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14. I hate the rain.
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15. It makes me all sentimental.
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16. You're probably wondering
what an old robot like myself
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17. is doing having all these feelings.
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18. Well, I'll tell you.
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19. But we got to go back.
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20. Way back, to the beginning,
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21. Aku's beginning.
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22. Ages ago, Aku slowly rose to power,
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23. and enslaved the world.
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24. But it wasn't fast enough.
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25. He needed an army...
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26. A robot army.
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27. Aku's evil scientists began to build.
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28. The first models were crude.
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29. But as time progressed,
the scientists got better...
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30. Much better.
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31. We were the X-models...
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32. Lean, mean, and all machine-
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33. Except me.
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34. See, one of the scientists
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35. installed an experimental
emotion chip inside of me.
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36. Why? He was funny that way.
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37. Emotions are bad news
for somebody in my profession.
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38. I began to have feelings.
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39. I started to understand
right from wrong...
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40. And what I did was very wrong.
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41. I became the best.
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42. The emotions helped.
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43. In a bad scrape,
the other X-models couldn't care.
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44. I cared.
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45. I got angry. It wasn't pretty.
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46. But then, I met Lulu, sweet thing.
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47. I retired.
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48. The last X-model left.
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49. I was lucky, too, because those scientists
made a new breed of robots...
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50. Bugbots, or something like that.
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51. I didn't care, though.
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52. Me and Lulu had a good thing.
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53. Music...
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54. We love music.
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55. Lulu, sweet thing.
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56. Time passed,
but it made no difference to us,
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57. until Lulu disappeared.
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58. Seems like Aku got himself
a little problem,
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59. a problem that won't go away,
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60. a Samurai problem.
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61. I wanted nothing to do with it,
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62. but that funny scientist
informed Aku of my emotions.
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63. They got Lulu.
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64. Sweet thing.
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65. I had no choice.
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66. I came out of retirement.
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67. Tracking the Samurai wasn't difficult.
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68. The new Bug- Beetlebots
or whatever were no match.
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69. The Samurai's good.
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70. Real good.
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71. I've never seen such talent.
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72. I'm not sure if I even have a chance...
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73. But I got to try...
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74. For Lulu, sweet thing.
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75. Well, that brings us back
to the beginning.
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76. The Samurai is shacked up
in that old robot factory.
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77. Kind of ironic, huh?
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78. As soon as the rain stops,
I'll go in and get him.
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79. For Lulu, sweet thing.
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80. I hate the rain.
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81. Lulu. Take care of Lulu.
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82. Sweet thing.
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