1. Long ago,
in a distant land,Copy !req
2. I, Aku, the shape-shifting
master of darkness,Copy !req
3. unleashed an unspeakable evil.Copy !req
4. But a foolish samurai warrior
wielding a magic sword,Copy !req
5. stepped forth to oppose me.Copy !req
6. Before the final blow
was struck,Copy !req
7. I tore open a portal in timeCopy !req
8. and flung him into the future,
where my evil is law.Copy !req
9. Now the fool seeks to return
to the pastCopy !req
10. and undo the future that is Aku.Copy !req
11. I'm just trying to find your lost brain.Copy !req
12. Like, I'm not Samurai Jack.Copy !req
13. All right, then. All aboard.Copy !req
14. - It's calm.
- Aye, sir.Copy !req
15. Dead calm.Copy !req
16. Aye, sir.Copy !req
17. I don't like it.Copy !req
18. Aye, sir.Copy !req
19. Refreshments.Copy !req
20. Like, somebody call the weatherman.Copy !req
21. That was sudden.Copy !req
22. Keep your wits about you, men.Copy !req
23. Aye, sir.Copy !req
24. Sounds like someone stepping on a cat.Copy !req
25. Sounds like someone
stepping on a lot of cats.Copy !req
26. Beautiful.Copy !req
27. Aye, captain.Copy !req
28. Music... Go.Copy !req
29. Aye, captain.Copy !req
30. Have you all lost your brains?Copy !req
31. Lovely.Copy !req
32. Well, now. You don't see that every day.Copy !req
33. Tribute.Copy !req
34. Yeah. Keep walking, Zombie-boy.Copy !req
35. So, you're the cause of all this racket.Copy !req
36. Nice thing you got going here,Copy !req
37. turning people into mindless zombiesCopy !req
38. with a sound that can gag a yak.Copy !req
39. You're all tone-deaf!Copy !req
40. A banshee can at least carry a tune!Copy !req
41. The sound of breaking glass
has more rhythm!Copy !req
42. I've heard a pig squeal better than you!Copy !req
43. You call this singing?Copy !req
44. Now, my wife, she can sing.Copy !req
45. Her angelic voice floatsCopy !req
46. such melodious and heavenly tunes,Copy !req
47. it makes angels weep.Copy !req
48. The sun rises just to hear
her morning melodies.Copy !req
49. Even the sweetest of birdsCopy !req
50. can learn a thing or two
from my precious bonny lass.Copy !req
51. But you! You cough out wilted notesCopy !req
52. not fit for a whistle!Copy !req
53. So, what did you do to me friend here?Copy !req
54. That's it! She-dogs must pay!Copy !req
55. You robbed your last brain,Copy !req
56. you dou deadly wailing,
tune-screeching women!Copy !req
57. All right, all right. Now look.Copy !req
58. I don't want to hurt you.Copy !req
59. Snap out of it!Copy !req
60. It's the music that's making you crazy!Copy !req
61. It's making me crazy so bad with...Copy !req
62. If it's music you want...Copy !req
63. Get a load of me pipes!Copy !req
64. I remember now.Copy !req
65. We sure showed them, eh, buddy?Copy !req
66. I am forever in your debt.Copy !req
67. Ah, don't mention it.
So, how you been?Copy !req
68. Like, totally cool.Copy !req
69. What?Copy !req
70. So, there you were,Copy !req
71. shivering like a goll-danghurtin' daddy.Copy !req
72. No? Really?Copy !req
73. Yeah. And out comes the beast,Copy !req
74. and you're screaming like a wimpy man,Copy !req
75. and then...Copy !req
76. How embarrassing.Copy !req
77. Ha ha ha! And then
you faint dead away.Copy !req
78. With a little
whimper at the end.Copy !req
79. Hey! Where do you think you're going,Copy !req
80. you ungrateful guinea-wolf taddies?Copy !req
81. Come back here!Copy !req
82. We saved you from a fate
worse than death!Copy !req
83. You can at least give us a lift,Copy !req
84. you milk-drinking children!Copy !req
85. Well, my tune, it blew!Copy !req
86. Sorry-faced, little tootin',Copy !req
87. cowardly stooges!Copy !req
88. Can you believe that?Copy !req
89. We missed the boat.Copy !req
90. Hey, laddie! We're in luck!Copy !req
91. How fortunate.Copy !req
92. I shall do the honors of rowing us back.Copy !req
93. Nope, I'll row. Least I can do.Copy !req
94. My friend, you have done so much already.Copy !req
95. I am forever in your debt.Copy !req
96. Allow me to honor your deeds.Copy !req
97. I shall row back.Copy !req
98. Nice try. I'm driving.Copy !req
99. But I am afraid I must insist.Copy !req
100. No. I insist.Copy !req
101. I must row.Copy !req
102. I'm rowing.Copy !req
103. - I'm rowing!
- I must row!Copy !req
104. This will not do.Copy !req
105. We must decide through contest.Copy !req
106. Well, what do you have in mind?Copy !req
107. A test of strength perhaps.Copy !req
108. Oh, no. I remember last time. You cheated.Copy !req
109. I do not cheat.Copy !req
110. Perhaps not,
but you sure don't play by the rules.Copy !req
111. Here. Take a stone,Copy !req
112. so you can't pull no wily tricks.Copy !req
113. The man who throws it the farthest wins.Copy !req
114. Very well.Copy !req
115. Good luck.Copy !req
116. All right. Best two out of three, then.Copy !req
117. Feat of speed.Copy !req
118. First man round the island
crosses this line rows.Copy !req
119. On the count of three.Copy !req
120. Ready?Copy !req
121. Three!Copy !req
122. I... got another one...Copy !req
123. for you.Copy !req
124. Uh...Copy !req
125. That branch.Copy !req
126. Jump good.Copy !req
127. Yeah, yeah.Copy !req
128. All right!Copy !req
129. Give me your hand, laddie.Copy !req
130. We'll wrestle for it...Copy !req
131. Thumb-wrestle.Copy !req
132. One,Copy !req
133. two,Copy !req
134. three!Copy !req
135. No!Copy !req
136. One, two, three.Copy !req
137. All right.Copy !req