1. 50 years have passed.Copy !req
2. But I do not age.Copy !req
3. Time has lost its effect on me.Copy !req
4. Yet the suffering continues.Copy !req
5. Aku's grasp chokes the past,
present, and future.Copy !req
6. Hope is lost.Copy !req
7. Got to get back,Copy !req
8. back to the past,Copy !req
9. Samurai Jack.Copy !req
10. Are you sure she was the one?Copy !req
11. Yes. I specifically saw her
asking about him.Copy !req
12. Aku's bounty hunter?Copy !req
13. I sense her evil.Copy !req
14. Gotcha!Copy !req
15. We will not let you hurt the samurai.Copy !req
16. Hurt?Copy !req
17. No, I...Copy !req
18. Look, I'm not trying to hurt him.Copy !req
19. I'm trying to find him.Copy !req
20. He might be in trouble.Copy !req
21. You are his friend?Copy !req
22. I... don't know.Copy !req
23. We are his friends.Copy !req
24. It was long ago.Copy !req
25. We were slaves.Copy !req
26. Down, down, you miserable beast!Copy !req
27. Now go!Copy !req
28. Come on! You're not moving fast enough.Copy !req
29. But then Jack came.Copy !req
30. He risked his life to save ours.Copy !req
31. Miss, the bearded fella
you inquired about, he got off here.Copy !req
32. Thank you for sharing your story.Copy !req
33. You're supposed to get off when you land!Copy !req
34. I'm alive!Copy !req
35. Oh, right!Copy !req
36. That samurai schmuck broke my phone.Copy !req
37. I got to tell Aku
that Jacky boy lost his sword.Copy !req
38. Oh, well, I guess
I'm bunny hopping my way there.Copy !req
39. Hippity hop, baby!Copy !req
40. If you are one of Aku's minions,
we suggest you run.Copy !req
41. If you are another, then reveal yourself.Copy !req
42. I seek the samurai.Copy !req
43. No, I seek to help him.
He might be in danger.Copy !req
44. A friend of Samurai Jack
is a friend of ours.Copy !req
45. Come.Copy !req
46. Welcome to our home.Copy !req
47. None of this would exist
if it wasn't for him.Copy !req
48. We were cursed,
bound to guard a magical portal.Copy !req
49. The samurai was able to defeat us,Copy !req
50. but instead of using it
to fulfill his quest...Copy !req
51. he freed us.Copy !req
52. An act of unmeasurable sacrifice.Copy !req
53. Later, we learned the curse
was of Aku's doing.Copy !req
54. Have you seen him?Copy !req
55. Has he passed through here?Copy !req
56. No. Since that day, we have not seen him.Copy !req
57. But we now stand against Aku.Copy !req
58. If he is ever in need, we will be there.Copy !req
59. Thank you.Copy !req
60. I have to go.Copy !req
61. Oh, man.Copy !req
62. Oh. All this walking is hard on my neck.Copy !req
63. Hey, I made it! I finally made it!Copy !req
64. What is the problemo, babe?Copy !req
65. "No shirt, no shoes, no body, no entry!"?Copy !req
66. Swing-a-ding-ding!Copy !req
67. I am Aku's top bot,
the assassin with the sassin'.Copy !req
68. "Aku's current top assassins:Copy !req
69. "one, Deathblow, two, Da-Bomb,
three, Scaramouche."Copy !req
70. Oh, baby, I have come down in the world.Copy !req
71. How do you like that?
One day, you're the star of the show,Copy !req
72. the next, you're the third act
of a two-act play.Copy !req
73. Well, this star is a headliner, babe,Copy !req
74. and once I tell Aku Jacky-o
lost his sword-o,Copy !req
75. I'll be numero uno once more-o.Copy !req
76. Hmm, now how am I gonna get aboard the...Copy !req
77. Oh, bing-o, baby!Copy !req
78. Oh, drat!Copy !req
79. Bow wow heart-breaker.Copy !req
80. Yeah, babe. Dig this groovy cat.Copy !req
81. Chow, chow, chowdity-chow chow,
baby cakes!Copy !req
82. Whoo-hoo! Numero uno, here I come!Copy !req
83. That's 50 credits, bud.Copy !req
84. Trust me, babe, I'm good for it.Copy !req
85. Yeah, well the last guy
I trusted did this to me!Copy !req
86. Oh, it's all good, Babou.Copy !req
87. Aku will give me anything
once he hears the news.Copy !req
88. Whoa, what a freak.
Looked like a talking penis.Copy !req
89. Have you seen a samurai come through here?Copy !req
90. What do you want with the samurai?Copy !req
91. I think he's in danger. He needs my help.Copy !req
92. Samurai drop!Copy !req
93. Thank you.Copy !req
94. I will find him.Copy !req
95. I must find him.Copy !req
96. Aku, our lord and master,
is one with the darkness.Copy !req
97. He was born from it.Copy !req
98. It fills him with infinite power.Copy !req
99. We, too, must become one with it.Copy !req
100. We are forever grateful
and ever in your service.Copy !req
101. Uh-oh.Copy !req
102. Hey, babe, be a doll
and fetch us a drinky-poo.Copy !req
103. Screw off, jerk-head! I don't work here!Copy !req
104. Oh, touchy.Copy !req
105. A phone!Copy !req
106. Scaramouche, you are one lucky devil.Copy !req
107. This is the operator.
Can I help you?Copy !req
108. Yeah, emergency collect call to Aku, babe.Copy !req
109. Please say your name.Copy !req
110. Scaramouche.Copy !req
111. Please hold.Copy !req
112. Hello?Copy !req
113. Collect call from...Copy !req
114. Scaramouche.Copy !req
115. will you accept the charges?Copy !req
116. Oh, uh...Copy !req
117. Eh...Copy !req
118. - I guess.
- Thank you.Copy !req
119. Aku, my boss-man,Copy !req
120. you will not believe
what I just went through, babe.Copy !req
121. What? It's hard to hear you!Copy !req
122. Eh, hold on a sec.Copy !req
123. Hey, fellas, could you
keep it, like, down?Copy !req
124. I'm trying to have a conversation.Copy !req
125. You talking to us?Copy !req
126. Yeah, that's right, Rover.Copy !req
127. I want you to keep
your barking to a minimum.Copy !req
128. Rover?Copy !req
129. Barking?Copy !req
130. I think he's calling us dogs.Copy !req
131. Okay, little puppy,
you looked in a mirror lately?Copy !req
132. Now, go get somebody
their slippers or something.Copy !req
133. I'm on the line.Copy !req
134. So I wanted to tell ya, Aku,
Jacko has lost—Copy !req
135. Huh? What?Copy !req
136. Forget it!Copy !req
137. Usually me and the boys
would rip your head from your body,Copy !req
138. but looks like somebody
already did us the favor, eh?Copy !req
139. So in lieu of that...Copy !req
140. Dippity doo dang, babe.Copy !req
141. Hey, man, close the damn door!
You're letting all the heat out!Copy !req
142. What you want here, Leaf Girl?Copy !req
143. I'm looking for Samurai Jack.Copy !req
144. Huh, what'd you say?Copy !req
145. I'm looking for Samurai Jack.Copy !req
146. Huh? What's that?Copy !req
147. Damn it, girl, speak up!Copy !req
148. I'm looking for Samurai Jack!Copy !req
149. You're looking for the samurai?Copy !req
150. Little girl, Samurai Jack is
the toughest S.O.B. out there.Copy !req
151. Last time we fought, he did...Copy !req
152. this to me.Copy !req
153. That's nothing! Check me out!Copy !req
154. These things are literally
holding me together!Copy !req
155. Dude, really?Copy !req
156. I used to go to the bathroom,
but now I go in a bag!Copy !req
157. He busted me eye!Copy !req
158. Man, those robotic cats got nothin' on me!Copy !req
159. 'Cause back in the day,
I was a bad-ass sa-mu-rai!Copy !req
160. I was da' samurai!Copy !req
161. I was all about the slicing and dicing!Copy !req
162. Talkin' 'bout the...Copy !req
163. funk-a-chop...Copy !req
164. the whack-a-hack,Copy !req
165. and, of course, the ever famous...Copy !req
166. turkey carve!Copy !req
167. But Samurai Jack enlightened me
to the true meaning of being a samurai.Copy !req
168. Shortly after,
I gave up my blade and top knotCopy !req
169. and became the bartender here
at the place where we first met.Copy !req
170. Uh...Copy !req
171. That doesn't sound bad at all.Copy !req
172. That's because you ain't got
no soul, you robot fool!Copy !req
173. I have returned!Copy !req
174. I, Demongo,Copy !req
175. have come to collect
the souls of the greatest warriors.Copy !req
176. But I see I have come to the wrong place.Copy !req
177. We got some straight-up freaks
coming through this place.Copy !req
178. Are you the one looking for the samurai?Copy !req
179. Yes.Copy !req
180. Are you his friend?Copy !req
181. Yes.Copy !req
182. Follow the path north.Copy !req
183. Who?Copy !req
184. SamuraiCopy !req
185. Jack?Copy !req
186. You may witness,
but you cannot proceed any further.Copy !req
187. Witness what?Copy !req
188. The end.Copy !req
189. Great warriors of past, I welcome you.Copy !req
190. This samurai has failed his purpose
and has accepted his fate.Copy !req
191. Stop!Copy !req
192. This does not concern you.Copy !req
193. There is no hope.Copy !req
194. No!Copy !req
195. Hope lives. It is everywhere.Copy !req
196. I've seen it, everyone you have touched,
the people you have helped.Copy !req
197. You saved them!Copy !req
198. Enough!Copy !req
199. Hope is just a fleeting sentiment.Copy !req
200. Your failure is real.Copy !req
201. You must face the consequences
or continue to bear the guiltCopy !req
202. of your dishonor for all eternity.Copy !req
203. Jack, don't listen!Copy !req
204. You're being misguided!Copy !req
205. I've seen it.
You've saved countless innocents.Copy !req
206. And most of all...Copy !req
207. you showed me the truth!Copy !req
208. You made me see
that there's so much more to meCopy !req
209. than I knew existed.Copy !req
210. You made me way more than what I was.Copy !req
211. The hope you gave me saved my life!Copy !req
212. Death follows in your wake,
men, women, children.Copy !req
213. Yes.Copy !req
214. All those children dead because of you.Copy !req
215. No! The children, they're alive!Copy !req
216. You saved them!Copy !req
217. No more words!Copy !req
218. I, uh...Copy !req
219. I like your hair.Copy !req
220. And dress.Copy !req
221. What now?Copy !req
222. It's time to find my sword.Copy !req