1. Hi. Vote for Mayor Jaffrey.
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2. Can I give you a poster for the window?
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3. The bank doesn't let us be political.
Besides he's a shoo-in, isn't he?
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4. Can't take anything for granted.
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5. Imagine if everyone stayed home
and we ended up with Dennis Gimball?
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6. He's an idiot. He'll never get in.
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7. Touch wood, but elections
aren't idiot-proof, you know.
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8. Morning.
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9. Hope Mayor Jaffrey can count on your vote.
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10. I know a lot of you young people
are disenchanted with politics.
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11. Yeah, I was too at your age.
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12. But Mayor Jaffrey offers hope
whereas Gimball offers hate.
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13. Gimball wants to "Make London..."
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14. What are you...
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15. Don't. Do—
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16. Ho! Look out!
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17. What the fuck?
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18. - Did you not see?
- What?
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19. - He was about to run you over.
- What you talking about?
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20. My headphones.
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21. It sped up.
It was definitely going for you.
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22. They can't have got far.
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23. I thought you were checking CCTV?
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24. I will forward you the link.
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25. Replace my headphones,
and we'll leave it at that.
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26. No, we fucking won't.
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27. You also ripped my top.
I'll add that to the bill, or else.
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28. Or else what?
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29. Or else I'll file an official complaint
against you for assault.
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30. Assault? I just saved your life, dickhead.
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31. By the way,
only a twat pays 200 quid for a top.
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32. Yeah, well, I make that money back
in pussy.
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33. That makes it sound like I pay for sex,
which I don't!
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34. Sex pays for me!
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35. Witnesses describe
the shooter as using a shotgun or rifle.
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36. And that he opened fire randomly
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37. and without emotion.
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38. The police and other emergency services
remain at the scene.
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39. And we will, of course,
continue to update the story...
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40. Yeah, I know about Abbotsfield.
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41. What the fuck's it got to do with you?
Or anyone else at Slough House?
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42. It came out of nowhere.
So the Park is scrambling to catch up.
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43. So they'll be doing deep
background research,
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44. identity checks,
all the boring crap you make us do.
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45. So don't you think
they'd appreciate our help?
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46. Well, make an educated guess.
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47. Yes.
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48. I said educated.
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49. That guess left school at 15
to get a job in an abattoir.
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50. Why do you even give a shit anyway?
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51. It's your last day, isn't it?
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52. Why don't you make a paper aeroplane
or a rubber band ball?
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53. Make yourself useful.
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54. not at this stage appear
to be terrorist related.
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55. But the motivation for the attack
has not been confirmed.
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56. God, why are you mistaking this
for my office?
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57. Where you're also not welcome.
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58. Shirley has something to tell you.
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59. - Well, I didn't need a warm-up act.
- Well, go on then. Hurry up.
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60. So I can tell you to fuck off
and finish my breakfast in peace.
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61. Someone nearly ran Ho over.
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62. Good for them. Fuck off.
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63. It was deliberate.
They drove straight at him.
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64. While I'd like to think of Ho
getting run over accidentally,
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65. it would be robbing the rest of us
of a moment's pleasure.
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66. - Where did it happen?
- Fan Street.
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67. No cameras. Suspicious in itself.
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68. What sort of car?
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69. Ford Transit van. White.
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70. Any identifying characteristics like,
I don't know... y'know, a number plate?
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71. I was too busy rescuing Ho to get it.
When I looked around it had gone.
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72. And why isn't Ho here
complaining about this himself?
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73. He didn't notice.
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74. Yeah, I kinda see that happening.
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75. White Transit van heading east.
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76. Surely we should
at least try and track it?
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77. Well, leaving the scene of an accident
doesn't make whoever it was an assassin.
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78. I take it no one leaned out of the window
shouting, "I'll get ya next time."
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79. Are you going to take this seriously?
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80. Well, I'm glad you asked me that. No.
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81. Are you going to take this seriously?
Fuck off.
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82. Shirley, wait.
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83. What we are seeing today
is terror. Pure and simple.
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84. The policies of this soft-on-crime mayor
have turned this city into a war zone.
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85. Emma Flyte, MI5 Security Head.
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86. Flytey.
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87. - Excuse me?
- Flytey Flyte. Flew the Met for MI5.
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88. Our paths crossed briefly
on the Lennard Street robbery.
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89. Oh, yes. Shall we?
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90. I see. No time for small talk
now you're a fancy spook?
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91. Eleven people are dead
at the hands of an automatic weapon.
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92. So, no, I don't have time for small talk.
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93. Especially not with someone
who once sent a WhatsApp
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94. listing suspects in the order
he would like to fuck them.
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95. Let me show you the scene.
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96. Around 9:07,
the suspect comes out of his flat,
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97. he walks to the center of the square
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98. where he opens fire on everyone
around him without warning.
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99. Starting with the old boy
at the election stall.
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100. Minutes later, turns the gun on himself.
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101. No one stood a chance with that weapon.
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102. Well, we've made inquiries
at the local gun club, so...
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103. That kind of weapon is not licensed
for gun clubs.
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104. What do we know about the gunman?
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105. Fan of Dennis Gimball.
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106. Did he ever express extreme views
on race or immigration?
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107. It's not come up so far.
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108. According to the locals,
he didn't speak to anyone.
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109. I'll need to check his online history.
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110. See if he has any affiliations.
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111. I'll need to let the Park know.
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112. Know what?
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113. Well, gunman was a Gimball supporter,
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114. and his first victim was someone
stumping for the mayor.
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115. The press and politicians
will have a field day with this.
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116. City's already on a knife edge.
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117. Fuck.
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118. Are you late
'cause you was shaking a tail?
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119. I wish.
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120. No, Catherine texted me
to pick up stuff for this party.
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121. Someone tried to take out Ho this morning.
Drove straight at him.
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122. What? Really? Who? How?
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123. No, they didn't!
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124. She was looking for an excuse
to sexually harass me.
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125. Right. Did... Did this happen or not?
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126. He was nearly run over.
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127. Can you just take some of this?
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128. You think I'm making it up?
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129. No. I believe he was nearly hit by a car
as are many people who cross roads.
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130. Why is everyone being
such a prick about it?
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131. Not being a prick about it.
I just wanna spend my time
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132. on things that actually matter.
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133. A van nearly hit him.
I pushed him out of the way.
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134. Right.
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135. Two things, right?
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136. Angry London drivers, and Roddy
does have a very irritating walk.
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137. Fuck you.
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138. That was uncalled for.
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139. What is her problem?
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140. No, I meant you.
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141. - Me?
- Yes.
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142. She's convinced.
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143. And if someone targets one of us,
it means we're all at risk.
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144. Potentially.
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145. Yeah, well, she's not exactly the best
eyewitness in the world right now, is she?
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146. I can still hear you, you fucking twat!
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147. Have a heart.
She's still dealing with Marcus's death.
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148. Yeah, well, we're all dealing with things,
aren't we?
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149. Some of us better than others.
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150. Do you think there was an attack on Ho?
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151. Don't know. Don't care.
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152. Why have you been shopping?
I thought you were on an op.
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153. No.
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154. No, I've been picking up supplies
for your party.
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155. Oh, Jesus Christ, I don't want a party.
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156. I just wanna slink out of here.
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157. No. Taking a mental health break
is actually pretty brave,
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158. so we should celebrate.
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159. Jesus.
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160. What?
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161. My grandfather was telling me
a story this morning,
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162. and I thought I just recognized it because
he'd told me it before, or something,
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163. but it's actually because
it's the plot to Where Eagles Dare.
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164. - Oh, no.
- Yep.
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165. So he's not doing so well?
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166. No.
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167. Well, he's actually adjusted to the home
pretty well.
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168. But that's because he doesn't remember
much of his life before.
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169. He used to go, and he would give me
all these brilliant Cold War stories.
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170. You know, with detail and...
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171. Now when I think I'm getting something
from him, it's an old film.
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172. - Don't judge me by the way.
- Mm-mmm.
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173. - Already hate myself...
- I'm not.
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174. for feeling like this.
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175. Well, I'm gonna miss
this fun office banter.
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176. Flyte's still at the scene.
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177. We're combing through his online history
based on what she sent through.
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178. We need a full profile now.
There are too many blanks.
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179. I need to know how he got under the radar.
We cannot let another one get through.
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180. I just got off the phone
from a very unhappy Home Secretary.
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181. Well, yes.
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182. - Eleven dead.
- We need to pick ourselves up.
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183. It's what we do next that counts.
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184. And given the political affiliation
of the gunman,
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185. the mayoral candidate
should limit their public appearances.
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186. Funny you should say that.
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187. I'm actually going to relay
that information personally.
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188. I'm heading down to see
Gimball and Jaffrey right now.
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189. Is that a good idea?
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190. No, it's a terrible idea,
which is why I'm doing it.
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191. When Gimball learns about his link
to the gunman through the press,
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192. he's gonna go full-on conspiracy mode.
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193. Say it's a false flag operation.
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194. So he needs to hear it from me.
Straight, no more games.
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195. I think we've all had quite enough
of his rabble rousing.
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196. I think you might have to accept
that he'll do that regardless.
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197. Not on my watch, he won't.
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198. Thank you.
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199. I will then open up the floor
to questions.
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200. From a rabidly metropolitan audience.
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201. No, we're making sure that a third of
the audience are planning to vote for you,
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202. a third for Mr. Jaffrey
and a third are undecided.
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203. Excuse me.
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204. I'm afraid I'm gonna have to
ask you to leave the room.
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205. I need to speak to the candidates alone.
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206. Claude, great to see you again.
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207. Nice to see you, Zafar.
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208. And they say there's no such thing
as the establishment.
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209. I take it you two play golf together?
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210. - No, actually, we Morris dance together.
- Oh, sweet.
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211. It's a joke...
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212. I know you've heard
about the terrible events at Abbotsfield.
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213. Appalling.
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214. London stands in solidarity
with victims of hate.
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215. Sorry, but why are you speaking like that?
There's no cameras here.
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216. Eleven people died, Dennis.
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217. Yes, because you can't
keep on top of crime.
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218. Gentlemen.
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219. There'll be an increased police presence
at all public gatherings
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220. going forwards from today.
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221. Including tomorrow's mayoral debate.
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222. You should bring in some backup.
Expand your team.
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223. Why do I need to expand my team?
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224. Well, I've no doubt that
you can handle yourself, obviously.
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225. Just your candidate
needs 360-degree protection.
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226. Tyson's my Chief of Staff.
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227. - He's your what? Sorry?
- Tyson Bowman is my Chief of Staff.
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228. - Did you think I was his bodyguard?
- Sorry, I'm late.
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229. I had to educate my editor
that octoroon is not a racist word.
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230. Dame Whelan. Hello.
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231. I'm sorry.
This is an intelligence briefing.
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232. Are you questioning my IQ?
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233. Dodie is not only my wife,
she's also my campaign manager.
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234. And she's also a journalist
who works for a national rag.
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235. You didn't like what I wrote about you.
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236. I don't read your column.
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237. But I'm told that you
wanted me to tend my resignation?
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238. On account of my drive to recruit
more LGBTQ+ agents into the Service?
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239. What did you say I was looking for?
"James Bondage."
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240. You should leave. Now.
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241. Sorry.
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242. Protocol.
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243. Tut, tut, tut.
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244. Shouldn't have done that.
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245. It appears the gunman
was a supporter of yours.
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246. Appears?
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247. He had your books.
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248. A lot of people
buy my books. I'm a bestseller.
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249. Including left wing journalists
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250. who delight in
taking my quotes out of context.
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251. He also had a photograph
of the two of you together on his fridge.
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252. And his first target
was leafleting for the mayor.
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253. I'm asking you to moderate your rhetoric
in line with the facts.
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254. I don't believe a word of this.
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255. This is just a bloody stitch-up.
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256. Fuck off, I'm busy.
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257. I want Marcus's gun.
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258. The CCTV was down enough that
the vehicle could get away off-camera.
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259. And what's Ho say?
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260. You're gonna take his opinion over mine?
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261. No, I'm keen to canvass a variety
of opinions and then pass my own judgment.
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262. He says the CCTV coverage
across the city is patchy,
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263. and there's nothing suspicious,
but he's also gonna vote for Gimball.
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264. What exactly do you want me to do here?
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265. If it was an attempted hit,
they're gonna try again.
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266. The door could be kicked in again
at any moment. I want the gun.
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267. It conveniently disappeared, remember?
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268. So I didn't have to fill in
15 fucking forms
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269. explaining why you let Coe execute
a prisoner over here by the radiator.
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270. Right. But you still have it though?
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271. I can't remember where I put it.
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272. Can I have yours then?
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273. Yeah, why not?
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274. It's the third drawer down. Help yourself.
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275. - You're kidding, aren't you?
- Yeah, of course I'm fucking kidding.
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276. I haven't read all the management shit,
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277. but I'm pretty sure I'm not allowed to
arm my staff just because they're bored.
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278. I'm not bored.
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279. Are you not?
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280. That sounds like a criticism
of my leadership style.
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281. When that mad French bastard
stormed this place,
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282. we were fighting him off
with a fucking kettle.
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283. What if we get attacked again?
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284. The kettle got replaced, didn't it?
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285. Open or closed?
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286. Fuck off.
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287. - Devon.
- Trew hung out on an incel forum.
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288. I'm reviewing it now.
I'll send you the links.
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289. Tell you who else
is probably on that forum,
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290. the guy in charge of the crime scene,
Fuckability Phil.
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291. How's he still on the force?
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292. He's spent more time in suspension
than he did on the beat.
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293. - Makes me glad I left.
- Same.
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294. Wait.
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295. Hey.
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296. Did anyone witness him
actually shooting himself?
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297. Well, everyone was hiding
or running by then.
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298. So, no.
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299. He was the only nutter with a gun.
Case closed.
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300. I decide when the case is closed.
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301. Look, if this is about
my previous behavior,
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302. you should know I do now consider myself
to be something of a feminist.
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303. Fuck me! Half his head's missing!
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304. - He didn't shoot himself.
- Well, sure looks like it!
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305. He was shot from a distance
at an elevation.
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306. Let's take a look up there.
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307. It might not be terrorism,
but it's something more than mass murder.
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308. He didn't kill himself.
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309. He was executed.
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310. My advice...
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311. Same as to him.
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312. Find something else to do.
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313. For the sake of my mental health.
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314. This is so depressing.
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315. Yeah. Well, can only pick up
now he's gone.
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316. Come on, everyone, the party's starting!
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317. How long do I have to stay?
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318. Oh, come on.
You can't be the first one to leave.
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319. What if I go now then?
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320. No, no, no, no. Look at what I've done.
Look at the spread. It's a banquet.
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321. Someone get me a defibrillator
'cause this party is DOA.
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322. - DOA is dead on arrival.
- Yeah, we get it. Fuck off.
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323. Yeah. And you wouldn't need
a defibrillator if it was already dead.
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324. So, what you should've said was,
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325. "Someone get me a defibrillator
because this party's heart has stopped."
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326. Why are you helping him?
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327. I don't know. He's just...
He always needs help.
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328. Sorry. Does anyone else want a tea?
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329. No, I should've asked before, but
I assumed you'd want something stronger.
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330. Tea party. Wild.
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331. - Found them.
- Found what?
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332. Spotter, the driver, the whole unit.
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333. What spotter?
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334. Vehicle goes around the corner,
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335. newsagents has a camera pointing
at the door which covers the pavement.
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336. The bit of... The bit of the road here.
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337. Look at his feet. Combat boots.
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338. I'm wearing combat boots.
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339. Well, your shoes are pretty combat-y.
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340. They're Red Wings. Look.
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341. He gets into the same vehicle
that went for Ho.
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342. How do you know it's the same vehicle?
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343. It's white.
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344. But zoom in, there's two other guys
also wearing combat boots.
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345. The guy who climbs in
was a spotter watching Ho.
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346. Right. So?
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347. So, it's a hit squad.
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348. Because there's some people
in the back of a van
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349. that may have driven at Roddy
that may be wearing combat boots.
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350. Do you know what? Fuck this.
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351. Pardon me
for trying to keep you people alive.
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352. Are you trying to keep us alive, or
are you just trying to bring Marcus back?
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353. Sorry. Sor...
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355. Sorry.
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356. Bloody hell.
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357. I love a party with a happy atmosphere
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358. Party's over, okay?
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359. Here. This is for you.
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360. Thank you.
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361. - Please come back soon.
- Thank you.
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362. That suits me. I got places to be.
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363. Wankers Guild of Britain having its AGM?
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364. There's no such guild.
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365. Pub?
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366. No, thanks.
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367. Fucking hell.
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368. Listen, Shirley might be onto something.
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369. She has some boots on camera.
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370. I can't believe you've just said that
out loud.
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371. Protocol dictates
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372. that upon receiving information
of a credible threat to an agent,
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373. a report of same must immediately be made
to local station head of ops.
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374. What's our local station? Remind me.
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375. Regent's Park.
So, Service standing rule number...
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376. - whatever it is...
- Twenty-seven, in brackets, three.
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377. It demands that a full report
of this morning's events
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378. be made to Lady Di Taverner,
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379. who would doubtless copy Claude Whelan in.
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380. Luckily, Service standing rule
number 27(3)
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381. is superseded by London rules,
rule one which is...
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382. - Cover your arse.
- Precisely.
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383. So...
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384. Because you don't want the Park involved,
we do nothing?
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385. Well, I personally don't plan to do much.
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386. But I doubt our little gang of never-runs
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387. will pass up the chance
to mount their own private op.
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388. Dandelion's already asked me for a gun.
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389. You didn't agree to it?
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390. Well, no. But I was tempted.
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391. Imagine her turning up
at her PTSD sessions armed
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392. and triggering
all the other fruit baskets.
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393. So, you believe her, despite her issues,
and let her think you don't.
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394. You're supposed to be cutting those out.
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395. They're killing you.
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396. That's why I smoke them.
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397. The doctor said you had to stop.
I'm not going till you put it out.
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398. The shooter was Rob Trew.
28-year-old white male.
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399. No criminal record.
Estranged from his family.
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he was capable of multiple killings.
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403. He opened fire with
an L16S assault rifle, killing 11 people.
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404. Check his background again.
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405. He must have contacts
in the underworld or ex-military
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406. to be able to get his hands
on a weapon like that.
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407. And money.
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408. Someone gave it to him, ma'am.
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409. - Gave it to him?
- He was active on The Unseen.
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410. It's a website for disaffected males.
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411. He felt rejected by women,
ignored by society,
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412. that his British identity
was being eroded.
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413. Wanted the people around him
to feel the pain that he felt.
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414. Now, this was stoked by another user.
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415. Their profile's been wiped,
no way of tracing them.
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416. All we have are Trew's side
of the conversations.
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417. Trew's last message to him was at 21:05.
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418. "Will pick up the package in the morning.
Tomorrow, I will be seen and heard."
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419. So, you're saying he was primed for murder
and then handed a weapon?
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420. Yes. Then that person executed him.
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421. Someone clever enough
to murder this man and... and disappear
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422. would not be so sloppy
as to leave a cartridge.
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423. I think they left it deliberately.
It felt placed. They're taunting us.
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424. The name from the message boards
is Sniper762.
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425. And he was killed by a sniper
with a 7.62 cartridge.
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426. - What are you doing here?
- I thought you could use some backup.
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427. I know what I saw.
It was definitely an attempted hit.
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428. What's he doing?
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429. Probably collecting Pokémon
or some other kind of dumb shit.
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430. If you're offering to help
to keep an eye on him, okay.
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431. But if it's help in terms of anything
else, go fuck yourself. I'm doing fine.
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432. If you say so.
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433. Trust me, the real sign
that something's wrong with me
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434. is when I stop telling people
to go fuck themselves.
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435. Look, I'm sure
River didn't mean what he said.
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436. Oh, my God.
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437. Ho's got a date...
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438. with her.
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439. I'm calling it. Escort.
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440. That's rather uncharitable.
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441. But probably true.
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442. "I will miss the only sane person
in the office. Hurry back."
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443. You're so cute.
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444. Well, it's true.
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445. The sanity bit, mainly.
But, yeah, the missing you as well.
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446. Not sure I'm sane.
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447. Yeah, you are.
You just need a break, that's all.
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448. So do you.
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449. What you said to Shirley was not okay.
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450. I know. I know.
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451. I'll apologize when she's calmed down.
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452. I just can't be bothered
with all that bullshit at the moment. And...
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453. she just reminds me
of how stuck we all are.
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454. Yep.
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455. That's why I'm moving on.
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456. - Moving on?
- Mm-hmm.
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457. Moving on where?
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458. From Slough House, from the Service.
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459. I'm not coming back.
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460. What do you mean?
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461. Yes, you are.
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462. - No. I'm not.
- Yes, you are. It's a six month break.
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463. - I can't...
- What?
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464. I can't deal with everything
that's happened, River.
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465. - No, no, no.
- You know, losing Min,
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466. watching your dad try to kill you,
and seeing you react to that
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467. by trying to turn yourself
into some kind of super soldier.
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468. - That's not what I'm doing.
- Yes, it is.
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469. - It's not.
- Your masculinity
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470. has been completely shot to pieces
by your dad attacking you.
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471. What do you mean? What?
I caught him. I won that round.
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472. Whoa. Listen to yourself.
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473. This isn't a game.
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474. You're a mess.
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475. You're not allowing yourself to feel
things that you should be feeling.
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476. And I wanna...
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477. I just wanna, like feel things again.
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478. Do you know what I mean?
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479. What the fuck was that?
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480. D... Feeling things.
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481. So, you thought I wanted you to kiss me?
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482. I thought you wanted me to feel things.
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483. No. No, no.
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484. I was just telling you
that I couldn't cope with the loss.
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485. Yeah. The loss of me.
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486. - You're talking about losing me.
- Oh, my God.
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487. How are you making this about you?
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488. - No, no. I'm not. I'm not making it...
- Oh, my God.
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489. You're making it about me.
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490. - What the hell is wrong with men?
- No, no, no, no.
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491. So, a woman opens up
about... about their feelings,
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492. and the first thing they think is,
"Now I can fuck her?" Wow.
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493. Wait. No, no, no.
No, that is not what I'm thinking.
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494. - That's not the... No, no, no.
- Felt like it. Mm-hmm.
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495. I should be pissed off with you,
by the way.
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496. What were you gonna do? Just sneak off
and leave with never telling me?
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497. Dude, I'm telling you now.
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498. And the reason I didn't tell you
and everyone else
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499. is because I didn't want to give Lamb
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500. the satisfaction
of me quitting to his face.
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501. I...
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502. You... You...
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503. If you can't think of anything to say,
you might as well answer that.
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504. Fuck's sake.
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505. - Catherine.
- Shirley's tailed Roddy
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506. into this nightclub,
the one under the flyover.
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507. I can't go in. I'd stand out.
And there's alcohol.
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508. Okay. Those obstacles aside,
why would you wanna go in?
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509. Because she's an agent in the field.
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510. Alone.
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511. Catherine, Shirley has PTSD, right?
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512. - She's not... She's not being rational.
- No, we don't know that yet for sure.
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513. And Roddy's with a woman.
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514. - He's what?
- Look, she should have backup.
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515. I don't think Shirley
wants to see me right now.
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516. Fine.
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517. Well, if there's any more
attempted murders, hits...
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518. If there's any more bloodshed
or brains up walls, then it'll be on you.
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519. I hope you can sleep at night.
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520. Okay. Fine, fine, fine.
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521. - I'll be there.
- Thank you.
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522. Right. So, Roddy is
in a nightclub on a date with a woman.
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523. So, I have to...
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524. Okay. Can we try and do this again,
like, next week?
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525. Same place. I'll just be less weird.
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526. No, I just need... I need to be around
normal people and have a normal life.
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527. So, I should give you some space.
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528. Fine. I'll... I'll call you in a few weeks.
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529. No. I think it's a more...
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530. "Don't call me, I'll call you"
sort of space.
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531. All right. I'll...
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532. I'll see you when I see you then.
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533. Fucking hell.
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534. Fuck.
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535. All right?
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536. What are you doing here?
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537. Catherine sent me.
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538. - Sorry about before, by the way.
- Forget it.
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539. So, you bailed on Louisa's party?
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540. She's not coming back.
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541. Of course not.
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542. Who leaves Slough House
and thinks, "More of that, please"?
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543. Right. So, everyone else
has worked that out, have they?
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544. Pretty much.
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545. And if you're wondering
how your evening can get any worse,
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546. if you look down there,
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547. you'll see Ho dancing with a woman
way out of your league.
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548. What?
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549. Is that real?
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550. No, someone's spiked my drink,
haven't they?
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551. Actually, maybe she's in it for the sex.
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552. What?
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553. I mean, Ho's really ripped.
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554. If he wasn't such a prick,
he'd be a prime piece of meat.
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555. - Sorry, you think Roddy's hot?
- Absolutely not.
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556. I'd actually rather sleep with Lamb,
but in a club situation,
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557. I can see why someone
might use him as a human sex toy.
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558. I wonder if anyone's checked me out
since I got here.
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559. Well, I very much doubt it.
You're profoundly asexual.
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560. What the fuck?
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561. Shit.
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562. Shirley! What...
What the fuck are you playing at?
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563. - Shir-Sh—
- You two, out!
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564. Don't touch me!
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565. Dickhead.
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566. - No, no. Give me that.
- What the fuck?
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567. What are you doing? What was that?
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568. I thought he had a knife.
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569. A knife? He had a bottle!
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570. Okay, I fucked up! You of all people
should be able to sympathize with that.
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571. You jumped on a man on a dance floor.
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572. And now, what... what were you gonna...
were you gonna snort a line?
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573. - I'm just gonna look at it.
- No, fuck off. Look at you!
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574. Look at you! You're a mess.
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575. Okay. When I feel like shit,
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576. and I hate myself, and I hate my life,
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577. and I just wanna get off my fucking face.
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578. I take it out, and I look at it.
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579. And I think, "What would Marcus tell me
if he was here?"
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580. Except he's not, is he?
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581. 'Cause your half brother
blew his fucking head off.
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582. So, I put it back in my pocket 'cause
that's what Marcus would tell me to do.
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583. And that's my way
of pretending he's still here, okay?
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584. Fine.
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585. Fuck. That was easy.
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586. You really fucking think you're clever,
don't you? Look at yourself.
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587. Look at yourself. You need serious help.
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588. You're the one who needs
a mental health break.
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589. Oh, my God.
That's so righteous of you. Fuck off!
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590. Mmm, yeah. Fuck you!
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591. Snort yourself blind. See if I care!
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592. And you lot enjoy your shit music
in your shit club!
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593. Hey! What are you doing?
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594. So, is tonight the night...
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595. When two become one?
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596. - You know I really want to, huh?
- Yeah.
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597. But I have to be up really early, and...
and I want it to be special, not rushed.
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598. It will be.
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599. When I make love, it's...
it's like time is running backwards.
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600. I love that you're happy to wait.
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601. It's so powerful.
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602. Bye.
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603. 34 Priory Place.
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604. And drive carefully, yeah?
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605. You got precious cargo.
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