1. Oh, hey, boys!
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2. - Hello.
- Hey. What's up, man?
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3. I just got a call from a crazy character
named Silly Samuel.
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4. I forgot exactly what his problem was
because he was so silly,
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5. but he's waiting for you guys
at 123 Wacky Way.
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6. That sounds fun! I love silly characters.
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7. Me too, Pim! Me too!
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8. Totally off-topic, Mr. Boss,
but I'm just curious,
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9. have you ever, like, messed up
doing that knife thing before?
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10. Nope, and I can go even quicker than this.
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11. - You really don't have to.
- No, yeah, it's fine, really.
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12. - We can go on the job now.
- I can go faster!
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13. I can go faster! I can go faster!
I can go faster! I can go faster!
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14. All right, this is it. 123 Wacky Way.
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15. Pim, there's no way this is right.
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16. I guess it's kind of wacky.
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17. Hey! Get off my property!
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18. Oh, sorry.
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19. You wouldn't happen to be
Silly Samuel, would you?
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20. Yeah, no shit.
Who else would I be? Who are you?
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21. Dude, we're the Smiling Friends.
You literally just called us.
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22. Oh, yeah, I forgot!
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23. Fuck! I gotta go make breakfast. Shit.
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24. That was funny.
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25. I'm not trying to be funny, dude, okay?
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26. This is the exact reason
I called you guys!
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27. No one takes me seriously!
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28. For some reason,
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29. everybody just laughs at me
for being myself.
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30. I've lost all my friends,
I can't keep a job,
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31. I'm eating silly sausages
off the hood of my shitbox Corolla.
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32. - Please help me!
- Oh, don't worry, Silly Samuel.
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33. By the end of the day,
we'll have you smiling again.
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34. I mean, dude,
if you want to be taken seriously,
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35. I feel like there's, like,
a really obvious solution here.
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36. What do you mean?
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37. The— Your look!
Your entire look. Your name.
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38. Your name is Silly Samuel.
You have a cuckoo clock for a hat.
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39. Like, have you ever thought
that maybe that's why
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40. people don't take you seriously?
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41. I never thought about that.
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42. Well, look, as funny as you are,
maybe that's the first place we can start.
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43. Sweet. Yeah, no...
I guess we could try that.
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44. We could take my car.
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45. I'm bored.
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46. - What is up, Allan?
- I'm cleaning.
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47. Yo, let's do something, man!
Let's go for a drive or something!
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48. - No, thank you. Why don't you ask Glep?
- Oh, he's taking a nap.
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49. Yeah, I tried to poke at him, wake him up.
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50. Little son of a bitch snapped up
and bit me on my hand.
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51. Caught me good too.
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52. Hello. I'm with the city
and I'm here for a random inspection.
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53. For what?
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54. It's a standard random inspection
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55. just to make sure
the building is all up to code.
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56. It'll only take a moment.
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57. Cool! Can you give me a sec?
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58. Allan, we are so fucked.
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59. Why?
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60. I built this office 30 years ago
without any permission from the city
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61. and used cheap laborers
from the Enchanted Forest to do it.
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62. This building is a fucking mess.
It violates every code in the books.
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63. You really thought it was legal
to build a giant yellow smiley face
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64. between two buildings?
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65. - I don't know.
- Do you realize?
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66. Do you realize something?
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67. If we fail this inspection,
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68. we could lose our office
and we'd have to move out of it?
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69. - No.
- Don't worry, Allan.
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70. Your favorite boss
has a little trick up his sleeve.
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71. Come on in!
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72. Thank you, darling.
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73. Don't worry, this is the best doctor
in the whole land.
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74. He'll be able to look at your situation
and see what to do.
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75. There's nothing we can do here, guys,
I gotta be honest with you.
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76. - What?
- Yeah, we ran a lot of tests
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77. and unfortunately there's just nothing
we can do to change your appearance.
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78. For example, see this right here?
You have what I would call a major artery.
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79. Starts right here around the crab claw.
Yeah, look right here.
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80. Goes all the way up
through your cheese body,
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81. straight up to the cuckoo clock
on top of your head. See that?
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82. So, if we tried to modify your body
in any way,
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83. you would die instantly.
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84. Great! Awesome!
Another win for Silly Samuel!
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85. Okay, could we at least,
like, put clothes on top,
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86. like, over his skin,
like, whatever that is?
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87. - Just, like, on top of it?
- No, absolutely not.
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88. He actually breathes
through the silly skin here,
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89. so any kind of clothing will kill him.
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90. Okay, well I guess
I'm all out of ideas then.
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91. I— You're just stuck looking silly, dude.
I'm sorry, man.
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92. Well, if we can't change the way you look,
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93. why don't you try to embrace
your silliness?
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94. Okay, let me think about it.
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95. Oh, "embrace my silly—"
No, how about go fuck— Fuck you, man!
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96. There's nothing silly about me!
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97. Oh my God. Dude, are you okay?
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98. What the fuck? No, I'm not okay.
Get the fuck out of my office.
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99. - Dude, I think that was an accident.
- Get out!
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100. - We'll go, we'll go.
- Security!
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101. - No, no!
- No need to call security!
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102. - Janet, call security!
- Okay, okay.
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103. - We're going. It's all right.
- We're leaving. We get it.
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104. All right, Silly Samuel.
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105. This group is called
the Three Weird Willies.
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106. They've made a whole career
out of being strange and silly.
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107. Maybe they can inspire you
to do something similar.
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108. Yeah, maybe I should try that.
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109. Ladies and gentlemen,
please welcome the Three Weird Willies!
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110. We love you Weird Willies!
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111. Hi, I'm Weird Willy One.
I'm the alpha of the group.
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112. - And we are the Weird Willies!
- And we are the Weird Willies!
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113. Okay, we need a volunteer
from the audience
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114. to complete our trick.
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115. - Me!
- Me!
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116. How about you? You look weird.
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117. - Doesn't he look weird, kiddies?
- Yeah!
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118. You just dislocated my arm!
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119. - Hey, where do you think you're going?
- I said get off me!
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120. I'll just check the walls to make sure
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121. they're the proper wall material, yes.
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122. I don't know what that is.
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123. Oh, yeah, that...
that's Allan's red juice.
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124. Interesting.
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125. All right, time to execute my trick.
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126. Mr. Boss, what are you doing?
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127. - I'm saving my building, Allan!
- No, Mr. Boss...
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128. Great! I guess no one
will ever take me seriously. Ever.
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129. Awesome! Great! Awesome!
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130. Yo, dude, I really hate to ask this,
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131. I seriously do, but I'm starting to crash
kind of hard right now,
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132. just 'cause we've been walking around
and I haven't gotten food all day.
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133. If... if with full due respect to you,
sir,
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134. if you could just make me
literally one more silly sausage,
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135. I'd be so... I'd be—
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136. that would be enough
to get me 'til dinner.
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137. What? What the fuck is wrong with you two?
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138. Oh, hey, calm down, dude.
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139. - Yeah, we're just trying to help.
- Help?
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140. I called you to make me smile,
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141. and I've never felt worse
in my entire fucking life!
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142. You both fucking suck at your job!
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143. Asking me about silly sausages
after you failed me?
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144. Yo, what the fuck is wrong with you?
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145. You guys are just like everybody else.
You don't take me fucking seriously!
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146. What the hell?
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147. - This guy is freaking out.
- Fuck you! Fuck you all!
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148. I don't care if you people don't like me!
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149. I don't care. I— I—
You people have broken me!
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150. I don't care if you laugh at me!
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151. I'm going to speak my mind!
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152. This country is failing!
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153. - Stop, Mr. Boss!
- Let me go, Allan.
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154. Oh my God!
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155. What's this?
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156. Oh, that? That's just the nail
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157. that holds the entire building
to the ground.
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158. Very funny.
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159. No, I'm serious.
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160. Deus misereatur nostri.
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161. There are microplastics
in every man's balls
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162. and we consume pollution all day.
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163. Fuck you!
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164. Everything fucking sucks!
You fucking people suck!
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165. He's so silly! He's so silly!
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166. I'm not joking! I'm being serious!
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167. Hey, guys! Guys, look behind you!
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168. Everyone get out of the way. Run! Run!
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169. There's a giant yellow ball
coming towards us!
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170. He's so funny and silly!
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171. Please, seriously, run!
Get out of the way, please!
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172. Oh my God.
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173. There was a giant yellow ball
that was about to crush us.
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174. If he was right about that, then...
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175. was he right
about everything else he was saying?
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176. That means everything
he's ever said or will say is true!
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177. Yes! He's a prophet! He's a god!
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178. Yes, finally! I'm being taken seriously!
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179. He's our new god.
We shall dedicate a religion to him.
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180. - Silly Sam! Silly Sam!
- Silly Sam! Silly Sam!
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181. - Yeah!
- Silly Sam! Silly Sam!
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182. So, how did I do?
I'm gonna lose the building, aren't I?
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183. - You aced it.
- Really?
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184. Yeah, you guys made me laugh.
That was awesome. Yes.
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185. Wow, so my building is perfectly safe?
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186. Fuck no, it's the worst building
I've seen in my entire life
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187. and you failed miserably.
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188. But that skeleton in the wall was...
that was funny shit.
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189. I had a good time hanging out
with you guys.
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190. We should really do this again
and be best friends.
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191. Cool. So, that's it?
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192. Hello?
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193. Oh my gosh.
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194. Yo, guys, it's me, Charlie.
Hey, did that guy just turn into sand?
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195. - Yeah, what was that?
- I'm not sure.
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196. All right boys, let's get this puppy
back into place. On three. Ready?
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197. - All right, let's go.
- One, two, three.
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198. Go, go! Push, push, push, push!
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199. - No, no, no, no, no!
- No. Oh, no.
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200. Oh, fuck it. Let's just go
get some ribs or something.
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201. - Yeah, good idea.
- Yeah, I'll do some ribs.
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202. Goblin Caught on Tape.
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