1. Blart!
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2. What the devil are you doing
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3. on that confounded
computer tablet device?
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4. Hawk tuah, man!
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5. Mmm, boy.
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6. After 487 seasons,
they've still got it.
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7. Glep and I are going
to AnimeCon.
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8. Oh, that sounds fun.
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9. I am dressed up.
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10. Yeah, I... I can see.
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11. Nice.
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12. Thank you.
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13. - Goodbye.
- Okay, see you guys.
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14. Hello?
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15. Hey, Pim.
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16. Hey, can you tell the boss
I can't come into work today?
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17. I feel pretty sick, man.
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18. Charlie, are you actually sick,
or do you want
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19. to just play that new game
that just came out?
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20. Wh— What—
I don't know what game you're—
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21. What game are you talking about?
Oh, man.
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22. Oh, man, sorry. I gotta—
I gotta get out of here.
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23. I'll talk to you later.
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24. Okay, well, rest up.
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25. Oh, yeah.
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26. Okay, so that's the job.
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27. Okay, sounds good.
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28. - Wait!
- What?
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29. Where's the fat one?
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30. Oh, Charlie's sick today,
so it's just me.
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31. Hmm, normally
it wouldn't matter,
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32. but this job
is a domestic dispute.
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33. It's got to be a two-person job
just in case it gets nasty.
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34. Oh, well, Allan— Allan
and Glep aren't here either,
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35. so who should I go with?
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36. You know what, Pim?
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37. I think there's
someone I can call
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38. to come out of retirement.
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39. - Wassup!
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40. Pim, meet Squim,
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41. the first Smiling Friend
I ever hired.
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42. Oh, hello there.
My name is Squim,
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43. and I retired all the way
back in 2001.
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44. I'm so happy
the boss called me back
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45. to do one more job.
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46. Hello, my name's Pim.
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47. Oh, Squim to meet ya, Pim.
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48. - Squim to meet ya.
- Nice— Nice to meet you too.
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49. God damn, that's beautiful.
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50. Now get on out of here.
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51. I got to do
some important boss stuff.
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52. Oh, man,
that kebab hit the spot.
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53. I don't know why it was spicy.
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54. I thought I ordered
non-spicy,
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55. but, hey, I'll take it.
I'll take it.
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56. Hey, yellowman95,
why do you have troops
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57. around my border, man?
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58. Don't worry about it, man.
Just chill out, okay?
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59. Just chill for a second, dude.
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60. No! Hey! No!
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61. Don't! Don't!
Stop what you're doing!
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62. I'll be taking some
of your oil there.
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63. I'll take some of your...
What is that?
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64. It's gold. Thank you.
Oh, hey, I'll have it all.
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65. Thank you very much.
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66. Shit.
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67. Hi. Hello?
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68. Hey, Charlie.
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69. What are you up to?
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70. Hey.
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71. Hey, I'm actually home,
uh, sick right now, in bed.
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72. Pim told you that, right?
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73. Yeah, he did, he did.
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74. The only problem
is I can see you
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75. on Steam right now
playing Grand Strategy IV,
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76. you fucking liar,
you fucking piece of shit,
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77. little fucking rat.
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78. What? No, no, no. I don't
know what you're talking about—
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79. Charlie, I'm going to make this
really simple for you, dude.
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80. If you don't get into work
by noon, you're fired.
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81. You hear me?
Fired! Get in here!
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82. Now where was I?
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83. Man, I cannot lose my job
right now.
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84. I'm still paying off
that painting I bought.
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85. Oh, my stomach.
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86. Oh, God, man.
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87. Going on a job!
Going on a job!
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88. Going on a
beep-bop-boop-bop-bop!
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89. Going on a job!
Going on a job!
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90. Going on a
hip-hop-bop-bop-bop job!
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91. I love that.
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92. Hey, I've always wondered,
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93. what was Smiling Friends like
back in the beginning?
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94. Uh, we were Squim-tastic.
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95. Back in the early days,
it was a small little business
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96. about yay big.
It was just me back then.
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97. Yeah, it was tough times,
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98. but I learned the most
valuable life lesson.
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99. Oh, what's that?
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100. That positivity
is the key to life,
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101. no matter what the situation.
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102. Wow, I've always felt that too,
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103. but other people
tell me that's naive.
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104. - Pim, hey, listen. Hey, Pim.
- Oh!
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105. - Uh, yep.
- Listen to me. Lis— Stop. Look at me.
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106. - Okay.
- Hold my hands.
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107. - Like this? Uh—
- Put your feet in front of mine.
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108. Never, and I mean never,
let anyone ever tell you
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109. that you should not be positive
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110. because it's the only mode
you should be in!
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111. Oh wow, okay, thank you.
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112. Oh hey look, I think we're here!
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113. What are you gonna do,
are you gonna lay your hands
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114. on me again, huh?
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115. Oh, finally, there they are.
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116. This is clearly my garbage,
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117. and this filthy maggot
can't wrap his tiny brain
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118. around that simple fact.
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119. No, no, no, it is my garbage.
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120. - And you know that's true.
- I'll rat you rat off.
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121. Rat me? Rat you? I spit on you.
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122. Don't you ever spit on my trash!
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123. Hey, hey, wait.
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124. Instead of screaming,
why don't we—
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125. Be positive, Be positive
Be, be, be, be, be positive
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126. He's right.
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127. Let's make up
and be best friends again.
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128. I agree.
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129. Rat and Maggot, the iconic duo,
back together yet again.
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130. What about that?
Who woulda guessed that, folks?
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131. Come on, get over here, man.
I love you.
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132. - Oh, that feels good.
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133. The garbage is for both of us.
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134. - I know.
- The garbage is for both of us.
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135. - I know.
- I know. It's for both of us.
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136. - I'm sorry.
- It's for both of us.
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137. The garbage is for both of us.
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138. Successful mission!
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139. That was awesome.
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140. You're great at this, Squim.
I love how positive you are.
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141. Pim, it was because of you too.
We did it as a team.
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142. Yeah.
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143. You know, usually
this job would have taken
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144. a lot longer.
What do you want to do now?
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145. Hey, I have an idea.
Let's go get ice cream.
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146. Ooh, that sounds yummy!
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147. - Oh, God.
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148. God damn!
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149. Get back here, Goddamn it.
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150. Someone grab him.
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151. Hey, I don't want
to freak nobody out
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152. or nothing like that, man,
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153. but I see the bus driver
has devil horns, man.
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154. We gotta get off this bus, man.
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155. The devil can't drive the bus.
The bus is gonna crash, man!
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156. Excuse me? Do you know
what the next stop is?
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157. I love waiting in line
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158. It is my favorite time
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159. Oh, golly, it's so refreshing
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160. to have someone else positive
to go back and forth with.
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161. Isn't this what
your other partner's like?
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162. I mean, isn't he positive?
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163. I mean, not really.
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164. Charlie's my best friend
in the whole world,
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165. don't get me wrong,
but he's not positive like you.
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166. Maybe we can do more jobs
in the future,
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167. like you and me as well.
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168. Oh, I would love that, Pim.
Would Charlie come too?
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169. Oh, I mean, yeah,
sure, if he shows up.
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170. Well, well, well...
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171. How you doing, Pim?
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172. - Who's your new friend?
- Hi, Mr. Ice Cream.
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173. This is Squim.
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174. He's taking over
for Charlie today.
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175. Pleased to meet you, Squim.
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176. Oh, Squim to meet you too.
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177. I love this ice cream place!
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178. It's so cool and smells so good.
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179. Thank you, man.
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180. Me and my wife started it
30 years ago.
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181. Phyllis really was one
of the kindest souls I ever met.
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182. I miss her more
and more every day.
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183. Oh, your wife is dead?
Oh, that's not positive.
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184. Oh, you gotta be positive.
You gotta do the Squim dance.
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185. Do a little Squim
Make a little love
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186. Get down tonight, da-da-da-da
Get down tonight...
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187. Uh, Squim. I don't think
that's really appropriate.
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188. Da, da, da, da, da, da
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189. Why are you doing this?
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190. - All right, Squim, we get it.
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191. That's enough, Squim. Ah!
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192. All right, that's enough, Squim!
Squim, stop! Stop!
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193. Hello? Please come quickly!
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194. There's a crazed man
terrorizing everyone!
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195. I think he has a bomb
on him and...
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196. Hey, excuse me. Do you know
what street we're on?
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197. I really need to get to work.
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198. Oh, I can see the office.
Oh, I'm almost there.
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199. I'm almost there.
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200. I told you, man, the devil
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201. Devil, man
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202. Devil
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203. Devil, man
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204. Devil
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205. Devil, man
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206. Devil
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207. Devil, man
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208. Squibbidy-doo
Squibbidy-dee
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209. Squibbidy-hipbbidy
Hipbiddy-squi
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210. All right, I think it's time
we go back to the office.
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211. I love everything, I love life
I love everything, I love life
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212. Okay, stop, Squim, please.
It's kind of annoying now.
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213. And hello Pim
And I am Squim!
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214. Squim, being positive is good,
but there's a time and a place.
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215. You behaved pretty bad
with Mr. Ice cream back there.
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216. I'm not trying to be mean.
I'm just...
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217. you know, I'm just saying.
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218. Oh, I see.
I... I get it, Pim. I get it.
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219. I wasn't being positive enough!
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220. I'm gonna help this couple!
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221. I'm gonna help
this wheelchair guy!
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222. I'm gonna help
this homeless thing!
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223. Squim, calm down!
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224. Oh, I gotta help those police
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225. over there with whatever
they're doing!
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226. Squim, get back here!
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227. Sir, get on the fucking ground!
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228. - Ah, help!
- Get on the ground, man!
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229. Get on the ground!
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230. I just need
to get to the office!
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231. - Sir, we have you surrounded!
- Oh my gosh, Charlie!
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232. Squim dance! Squim dance!
Everybody do the Squim dance!
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233. He's doing the Squim dance!
Shoot him!
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234. Stop! Stop shooting.
Shots fired. Shots fired.
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235. Do a little Squim
Make a little love
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236. Get down tonight
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237. Yeah, so I don't
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238. uh, but it had
a parasite apparently.
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239. A really, really bad one.
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240. Uh, this is the worst parasite
we've ever seen, unfortunately.
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241. Man, that's the last time
I ever eat a parasite kebab.
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242. Okay, let me just say that much.
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243. Do you want to take it home
with you as like a trophy?
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244. - No.
- All right.
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245. Dibs. Mine then.
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247. You have no idea
how fucked you are.
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248. You are so fucked.
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249. Oh, Charlie,
you actually were sick
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252. No, I'm the one
that should be sorry, man.
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253. You know, I wasn't really
sick earlier.
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254. I played hooky,
but then I did get sick.
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255. Uh, I guess that's
like karmic justice.
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256. And anyways, now there's
like a tube inside my penis.
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257. So no, I won't be
doing that again.
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258. Yeah, and even though
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your loyalty to me, Charlie.
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260. Everything ended up working out
in the end.
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263. What do you mean?
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264. Squim's soul just went
through a 14-hour surgery.
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266. Hello there.
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267. I'm sorry, who— who is this?
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268. He was, like, the first
Smiling Friend I ever hired.
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269. He used to be, like,
really wacky and stuff.
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270. - Pim could back me up.
- Yeah, he was, yeah.
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271. Yeah, if you saw him before,
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273. Okay.
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274. Uh, excuse me.
Can I get a picture with you?
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275. No.
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277. - Okay.
- I love you.
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278. - Can you leave us alone?
- No, no, you don't understand.
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279. I love you. No, you don't get it.
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280. - Please. Stop.
- I love you. No, please.
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281. - You don't understand. I love you.
- Please, sir. Stop!
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282. - I really, really love you!
- Stop! Stop it!
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