1. The Human Zoo.
I can't believe it still exists.Copy !req
2. Dad's got to be in there.Copy !req
3. We just have to find him
and bust him out.Copy !req
4. - Those Gems.
- Amethyst guards. Right.Copy !req
5. Like we could just waltz upCopy !req
6. as an ownerless Pearl,
a Fusion, and ... and you.Copy !req
7. We just need disguises.
I'll be Esteban Universedad.Copy !req
8. Steven, it doesn't matter
what your name is.Copy !req
9. We're all going
to stand out.Copy !req
10. We won't stand outCopy !req
11. if we play the roles
we were made for.Copy !req
12. Ruby! Sapphire!Copy !req
13. Okay everybody,
hear her out.Copy !req
14. Today, I'm a Sapphire
traveling with my Ruby guard...Copy !req
15. Hm!Copy !req
16. And my personal Pearl.Copy !req
17. Mm-hmm!Copy !req
18. Esteban, I've brought you
as an offering for the zoo.Copy !req
19. Pobrecito Esteban!Copy !req
20. Uh, what about me?Copy !req
21. You're accompanying me
as extra muscle.Copy !req
22. Muscle like them?Copy !req
23. Exactly.Copy !req
24. But I've never even seen
another Amethyst before.Copy !req
25. What do I do?
What if I say something wrong?Copy !req
26. Just look the part.Copy !req
27. You're new and we're rusty,Copy !req
28. but we just have to sell this
long enough to find Greg.Copy !req
29. - Is this really going to work?
- No.Copy !req
30. - Uh?
- Eh...Copy !req
31. Just stick together,
play it straight.Copy !req
32. Let's change the future.Copy !req
33. You'll never cage me,
ya rock heads!Copy !req
34. State your purpose.Copy !req
35. I'm here to make a delivery
to the Human Zoo.Copy !req
36. Bad news ...
the Human Zoo shut down,Copy !req
37. which means we'll just have
to throw you into space.Copy !req
38. Ha! Look.
It believed me.Copy !req
39. What are you doing?Copy !req
40. Nothing, Holly Blue Agate.
Nothing, Holly Blue Agate.Copy !req
41. Why didn't you
tell meCopy !req
42. there was
a Sapphire here?Copy !req
43. What have you miscreants
been saying to them?Copy !req
44. Nothing, Holly.Copy !req
45. You'll have to forgive them.Copy !req
46. They're from Earth.Copy !req
47. Ahem! Apologize.Copy !req
48. - Forgive us.
- Forgive us.Copy !req
49. Ow!Copy !req
50. Forgive us, Your Clarity.
Forgive us, Your Clarity.Copy !req
51. No use dwelling
on the past.Copy !req
52. I've brought a new human
for the collection.Copy !req
53. How unprecedented ...Copy !req
54. nothing for millenniaCopy !req
55. and then two humans
back-to-back!Copy !req
56. Well, it's probably
for the best.Copy !req
57. That first one wasn't
in the... best condition.Copy !req
58. - Dad! That's him!
- Shh!Copy !req
59. Oh, they're incessant barking!
What is it saying?Copy !req
60. The other one was loud too.Copy !req
61. And all that
thrashing about.Copy !req
62. I'm sure Blue Diamond will
want to thank you personally,Copy !req
63. but you just missed her.Copy !req
64. Amethyst,
take this human to the ...Copy !req
65. Wait!Copy !req
66. The thing is
we've traveled so far,Copy !req
67. and it would be a shame
to leave so quickly.Copy !req
68. Perhaps you'd grant us
a tour of the facility?Copy !req
69. I would be honored.Copy !req
70. Right this way,
Your Grand Clarity.Copy !req
71. Amethysts are to stay
and guard the door.Copy !req
72. Uh, but...Copy !req
73. The door.Copy !req
74. Does your Pearl
always walk next to you?Copy !req
75. I'll just be right here.Copy !req
76. Hmm. Chatty.Copy !req
77. This facility originally
belonged to Pink DiamondCopy !req
78. and houses and staffs
the otherwise useless QuartzesCopy !req
79. she produced
on what was her colony.Copy !req
80. But Blue Diamond
and her trusted Agate ...Copy !req
81. that's me ...Copy !req
82. have been maintaining this place
since the dawn of Era 2.Copy !req
83. Is she going to do it,
or should I say something?Copy !req
84. Oh.Copy !req
85. Pearl, the door.Copy !req
86. Hm? Oh!Copy !req
87. Right, right.Copy !req
88. I got it.Copy !req
89. You are so patient
with her.Copy !req
90. How do you do it?Copy !req
91. As a Sapphire, I know
it will happen eventually.Copy !req
92. That will be all.Copy !req
93. Sorry.Copy !req
94. Hang in there.Copy !req
95. Do keep up, Pearl.Copy !req
96. Ugh.Copy !req
97. The bottom half
of this structureCopy !req
98. is devoted entirely
to specimen containment.Copy !req
99. Apparently, humans don't
take well to captivity.Copy !req
100. But once you understand
their needs,Copy !req
101. they're easy to control.Copy !req
102. It's tragic that Pink Diamond's
existence in this universeCopy !req
103. ended up being
so finite.Copy !req
104. But what a selfless act
for Blue DiamondCopy !req
105. to step forward and spend
her own time and energyCopy !req
106. preserving this place
in Pink Diamond's memory.Copy !req
107. It's a real testament
to Blue Diamond's mercifulCopy !req
108. and giving nature,
don't you think?Copy !req
109. Uh, of course.Copy !req
110. Argh.Copy !req
111. Hold it together, Ruby.
Our roles, remember?Copy !req
112. Gotta Esteban it.Copy !req
113. And here, of course,
is the human disposal chute.Copy !req
114. Wha...Copy !req
115. H-How do get
in the zoo?Copy !req
116. Oh, there it goes again
with its hilarious noises.Copy !req
117. So, how do you get
in the zoo?Copy !req
118. Excellent question,
Your Grand Clarity.Copy !req
119. One the rare occasion
that we would needCopy !req
120. to enter
the containment area,Copy !req
121. we would do so
via this service door.Copy !req
122. Dad. That door's
how we get to Dad.Copy !req
123. We just need to come up
with a distraction.Copy !req
124. Got it!Copy !req
125. As one-way access point,
there are no risks of an escape.Copy !req
126. In fact, it's only been used
once for a human ...Copy !req
127. Explosion!Copy !req
128. Pardon me?Copy !req
129. Uh.Copy !req
130. I just remembered I left
the gravity engine idling.Copy !req
131. Sorry, my Sapphire,
I'm so forgetful and disposable.Copy !req
132. What?Copy !req
133. a foreseen
turn of events.Copy !req
134. Yes, it is going to overheat
and explode.Copy !req
135. The damage
will be massive.Copy !req
136. My word!Copy !req
137. I don't know why anyone trusts
Rubies with those ships.Copy !req
138. This is what happens.Copy !req
139. If we hurry,
we can disable the engineCopy !req
140. before any damage is done.Copy !req
141. I should only take
five minutes,Copy !req
142. so everyone be
on your best behavior.Copy !req
143. Hm?Copy !req
144. Oh.Copy !req
145. This way, Your Clarity.Copy !req
146. Although, I'm sure
you don't need my guidance.Copy !req
147. Argh!Copy !req
148. I can't believe
all that stuffCopy !req
149. about Blue Diamond
being merciful!Copy !req
150. She's a shatterer!Copy !req
151. She yelled at Sapphire!
She hates Fusion!Copy !req
152. And love!Copy !req
153. I know, Ruby,
but we don't have much time!Copy !req
154. We have to open
this door!Copy !req
155. Right, right.Copy !req
156. Pearl, open it!Copy !req
157. Of course.
What else am I good for?Copy !req
158. It's different
than the other ones.Copy !req
159. Aha!Copy !req
160. I actually can't
figure this out at all.Copy !req
161. What?Copy !req
162. But Pearl,
you're our hacker.Copy !req
163. We don't have time
for this!Copy !req
164. Steven,
help me open the door!Copy !req
165. Okay.Copy !req
166. And Pearl, hack faster!Copy !req
167. I am so glad we're almost back!Copy !req
168. I was really enjoying
the tour!Copy !req
169. Yes, I can tell
by the tone of your voice.Copy !req
170. Thank you so much again
for averting that crisis.Copy !req
171. What is going on?Copy !req
172. Oh, well, I'm sure
there's a reasonable ...Copy !req
173. Did you see the Amethyst
that did this?Copy !req
174. Really, we have guests.Copy !req
175. Holly Blue Agate,
we have important news for you!Copy !req
176. We do not run or shout
in these hallways!Copy !req
177. I'm sorry,
i-it's just that ...Copy !req
178. How am I supposed to know
what you're sayingCopy !req
179. when you're mumbling?Copy !req
180. Uh, I'm sorry,
Holly Blue Agate, it's just ...Copy !req
181. Blue Diamond
is on her way!Copy !req
182. Oh, my stars!
She's back already?Copy !req
183. You two,
best behavior!Copy !req
184. Shoulders squared!Copy !req
185. Minds cleared!Copy !req
186. Backs straight!Copy !req
187. And surely,
Blue DiamondCopy !req
188. will want to thank you
personallyCopy !req
189. for this special delivery,
Your Grand Clarity.Copy !req
190. Yes,
I suppose she will.Copy !req
191. Well don't just stand there,
you useless chunks of earth,Copy !req
192. make yourself useful
and escort that humanCopy !req
193. to the assimilation bay!Copy !req
194. But the tour.Copy !req
195. Oh, Your Clarity,
you flatter me.Copy !req
196. But we really
must get ready.Copy !req
197. Our Diamond will be here
at any moment!Copy !req
198. Let me go,
you bigger Amethyst!Copy !req
199. Ha. These newer humans
are so spunky.Copy !req
200. In you go!Copy !req
201. What the ...Copy !req
202. Uh...Copy !req
203. Huh?Copy !req
204. Ah.Copy !req
205. Oomph! Bleh.Copy !req
206. Huh?Copy !req
207. Mm! Bleh.Copy !req
208. Mm!Copy !req
209. Hey!Copy !req
210. Nope!Copy !req
211. I can do that myself.Copy !req
212. I'll just find my dad
without pants.Copy !req
213. Ugh.Copy !req
214. Loin cloths.Copy !req
215. Okay, what else, huh?
What else you got for me?Copy !req
216. I'm on that dad-mission
adrenalin rushCopy !req
217. and ready for whatever
space junk you have next.Copy !req
218. Futuristic cattle prods,
human horseshoes ...Copy !req
219. whatever you got,
come and get me!Copy !req
220. Huh?
What the ...Copy !req
221. What is this place?Copy !req
222. A-And where's...Copy !req
223. Dad?Copy !req