1. Oh!
Good, old natural sand!Copy !req
2. That fancy zoo sand
was too fine for me.Copy !req
3. - Hey! Steven!
- Connie!Copy !req
4. You're back,
and you're okay!Copy !req
5. Did you get
your ears pierced?Copy !req
6. Oh, man, you're not gonna
believe what happened!Copy !req
7. We went to a far-off
space station,Copy !req
8. we made some new friends, we
warped the space-time continuum!Copy !req
9. I'm sorry we
left you behind.Copy !req
10. It's okay. You were really
worried about your dad.Copy !req
11. I'm just glad
you're all back safe.Copy !req
12. Yep ... all thanks
to this guy.Copy !req
13. Did anything happen
while we were gone?Copy !req
14. Uh...
Lion behaved himself,Copy !req
15. I restocked all the cereal
and washed all the towels.Copy !req
16. Sounds like everything
went well.Copy !req
17. Well, there was
a little trouble...Copy !req
18. When I got that
call from you,Copy !req
19. I could tell you had
a lot going on.Copy !req
20. Dad's in trouble and we needCopy !req
21. to go into space
to get him back!Copy !req
22. I can get there in 15.Copy !req
23. Or actually maybe 20, 25 'cause
I might have to take the bus ...Copy !req
24. There's no time!
We're going right now.Copy !req
25. Just protect Beach City for me
while we're gone!Copy !req
26. You can count on me!Copy !req
27. It was a big job
for one person,Copy !req
28. but I felt
up to the challenge.Copy !req
29. I made my way over
to your house,Copy !req
30. and that's when I realized...Copy !req
31. I wasn't alone.Copy !req
32. Hyah!Copy !req
33. Uh, don't you knock?Copy !req
34. Weirdo.Copy !req
35. Lapis?
Peridot?Copy !req
36. What are you doing here?Copy !req
37. Just showing off
my old room to ...Copy !req
38. Oh, wait.Copy !req
39. Actually, that's none
of your business!Copy !req
40. Who is this, and what is she
doing in Steven's house?Copy !req
41. That's Steven's third-best
friend after me and you.Copy !req
42. Um, Lapis,
you don't remember me?Copy !req
43. Mmm...Copy !req
44. You almost drowned meCopy !req
45. when you tried to steal
the world's water.Copy !req
46. I almost drowned
a lot of people.Copy !req
47. I'm Connie.Copy !req
48. I'm Peridot!
And this is our pumpkin.Copy !req
49. Oh! Hello!Copy !req
50. So Steven told me you guys
retired to the country.Copy !req
51. What brings you here?Copy !req
52. Garnet trusted us
with a mission!Copy !req
53. Oh, Steven
gave me one, too.Copy !req
54. I just hope
I don't let him down.Copy !req
55. You probably will.Copy !req
56. That's why they put us in charge
of protecting Beach City.Copy !req
57. But Steven
asked me to do that!Copy !req
58. You really think
we need your help?Copy !req
59. Wait a minute!Copy !req
60. Maybe we do need your help.Copy !req
61. The Crystal Gems have been
protecting this worldCopy !req
62. with a specialized team.Copy !req
63. Three gems, each with their
own role, and a human!Copy !req
64. Well, Steven's only half human,
but, hmm, close enough.Copy !req
65. Meaning?Copy !req
66. To do the job of
the Crystal Gems,Copy !req
67. we need to do the jobs
of the Crystal Gems!Copy !req
68. We four ...
Four?Copy !req
69. I'm counting Pumpkin.Copy !req
70. We each need to pick someone
from the original teamCopy !req
71. and perform their role
in the group!Copy !req
72. We can be exactly like them ...
but better!Copy !req
73. That sort of makes sense.Copy !req
74. I call Garnet!Copy !req
75. I'm obviously best suited
to being the boss.Copy !req
76. You are very bossy.Copy !req
77. Thank you.Copy !req
78. Then I'll do
what Steven does.Copy !req
79. Lapis,
you can be Amethyst.Copy !req
80. Which one is she?
I'm joking.Copy !req
81. Great!
You're already in character!Copy !req
82. What about your pumpkin?Copy !req
83. Whatever.
She can be Pearl.Copy !req
84. New Crystal Gems, congregate!Copy !req
85. That means come over here
and do a cool pose.Copy !req
86. Hmm!Copy !req
87. Let's see...Copy !req
88. Nothing there.Copy !req
89. Judging from what Steven
tells me, everything's normal!Copy !req
90. There!
Am I doing it?Copy !req
91. Am I as aloof and distant
as the Garnet?Copy !req
92. You were, until you started
to ask so many questions!Copy !req
93. Help!Copy !req
94. That sounds like it's coming
from the car wash!Copy !req
95. Go!
New Crystal Gems!Copy !req
96. What seems to be the trouble
here, Beach City citizen?Copy !req
97. It's my dad!Copy !req
98. Some jerks have been
messing with his head!Copy !req
99. It was funny...Copy !req
100. till he made me
bring it here.Copy !req
101. Can you guys
wash it off?Copy !req
102. Oh, right!Copy !req
103. If Mr. Universe and Steven
are in outer space then...Copy !req
104. we should run the car wash!Copy !req
105. Ahem.Copy !req
106. Uh, "water" we waiting for?Copy !req
107. Ha ha!
Good one, Steven.Copy !req
108. Whatever you say, dudes.
Burp!Copy !req
109. Well said, Pearl!Copy !req
110. What? Whoa!Copy !req
111. Here's your vehicle ...
washed and buffed!Copy !req
112. Courtesy of
the new Crystal Gems!Copy !req
113. That was cool.Copy !req
114. Thanks!Copy !req
115. After such a rocky start,Copy !req
116. it finally seemed like
the new Crystal GemsCopy !req
117. were coming together!Copy !req
118. Or were we?Copy !req
119. Whoa!Copy !req
120. Looks like word got around.Copy !req
121. Encore! Encore!Copy !req
122. I know what everyone
is really here to see!Copy !req
123. Beach City citizens,
witness the Garnet!Copy !req
124. Amethyst,
your performance is lacking!Copy !req
125. Mess around!Copy !req
126. Crack some jokes!Copy !req
127. Oh, is that what
I'm supposed to be doing?Copy !req
128. Lapis! Uh, the Steven
doesn't think that's funny!Copy !req
129. Ha.Copy !req
130. I can't believe this!
The only one takingCopy !req
131. anything seriously
around here is Pumpkin!Copy !req
132. That's right.
Pearl does like soap.Copy !req
133. Uh, hey, you gonna bring
our car down?Copy !req
134. Do not interrupt the Garnet!Copy !req
135. Everyone will have a turn!Copy !req
136. Oops!Copy !req
137. Peridot, put that guy down!Copy !req
138. No one bosses
the Garnet!Copy !req
139. Well, Garnet wouldn't
yell at people!Copy !req
140. I agree.Copy !req
141. Maybe you should let someone
else play the Garnet.Copy !req
142. Eh?Copy !req
143. No!Copy !req
144. Amethyst,
I have the glasses!Copy !req
145. There is no Amethyst!Copy !req
146. Only Garnet!Copy !req
147. What are
you guys doing?Copy !req
148. Hmm!Copy !req
149. Oh, no.Copy !req
150. Gotta Steven this somehow.Copy !req
151. Look at us!Copy !req
152. We're all fighting
with each other!Copy !req
153. But we all love each other.Copy !req
154. And you all love me.Copy !req
155. So we all have
to do this together ...Copy !req
156. for love!Copy !req
157. Steven would have had
a better speech.Copy !req
158. I know.
She didn't even cry.Copy !req
159. The wash was a wash.Copy !req
160. And so were
the new Crystal Gems.Copy !req
161. I've done a lot of thinkingCopy !req
162. about what's been going wrong
with this team-up,Copy !req
163. and I think it's obvious now
that the problem is all of you!Copy !req
164. Connie, you completely lack
Steven's sentimentality.Copy !req
165. He would have had a much more
inspiring speech yesterday.Copy !req
166. Lapis, your lack of humor has
been hurting our morale.Copy !req
167. Maybe you should switch
with Pumpkin.Copy !req
168. Let's make Pumpkin the Garnet.
You should be the Pearl.Copy !req
169. I'm nothing like Pearl.Copy !req
170. She's so uptight and sensitive!Copy !req
171. How dare you?
I'm leaving!Copy !req
172. That's so funny!
You should be Amethyst!Copy !req
173. That's so dumb!
You should be a clod!Copy !req
174. Oh, so now I'm a clod?
I think you're the clod.Copy !req
175. Wow! Your Peridot impression
is lousy, too!Copy !req
176. Will you two can it?Copy !req
177. That's not a very
Steven thing to say.Copy !req
178. I don't care!Copy !req
179. So I'm not Steven!Copy !req
180. Maybe he's really greatCopy !req
181. at helping people
work out these arguments!Copy !req
182. Maybe he's really patient
and caring,Copy !req
183. even though it must be
hard for him having to beCopy !req
184. the adult for a bunch of
super-powered children!Copy !req
185. We're both thousands of years
older than you.Copy !req
186. Then act like it!Copy !req
187. Be the gems you've been
for thousands of years,Copy !req
188. instead of playing
this silly game.Copy !req
189. It's impossible trying
to solve problemsCopy !req
190. if we're just trying
to copy other people.Copy !req
191. Oh, what's the point
of this?Copy !req
192. We'll never be the Crystal Gems,
we're just...Copy !req
193. the Crystal... Temps.Copy !req
194. But we have our own way
of doing things.Copy !req
195. So let's go back to that,
to fix this mess we made.Copy !req
196. - You do make a good Steven.
- Watch it.Copy !req
197. Well... if there's one
thing Peridots are good at,Copy !req
198. it's fixing things!Copy !req
199. I guess I could help
wash away the rubble.Copy !req
200. And I'll help us
organize.Copy !req
201. So here's how I think
we should start...Copy !req
202. You sure
you wrecked anything?Copy !req
203. The car wash
looks good as new.Copy !req
204. Well, except, we couldn't
repair the sign.Copy !req
205. Well, about time
I got a new one.Copy !req
206. Guess I'll give my neon guy a call.Copy !req
207. Well, don't get out
your checkbook yet.Copy !req
208. Bring it on out!Copy !req
209. Introducing...Copy !req
210. - a new sign!
- For your business!Copy !req
211. We made it ourselves!
Look at it, it's great!Copy !req
212. - I think I... love it!
- Really?Copy !req
213. That old sign was okay,
but this one's got personality!Copy !req
214. Well, it wasn't much
of a mission,Copy !req
215. but I guess we handled
that all right.Copy !req
216. I knew you would.Copy !req
217. Does that mean we can do
a victory pose?Copy !req
218. Okay.Copy !req
219. Go, Crystal Temps!Copy !req