1. Thanks for the bits, Peedee.
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2. Oh, and tell Ronaldo
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3. I hope his weird rash
clears up soon.
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4. Life can get
really intense, huh?
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5. Yeah, especially your life.
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6. Let's see ...
alien abduction.
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7. Going to a weird zoo
for humans in space.
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8. And sneaking out
right past a pair
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9. of intergalactic tyrants!
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10. Well, it's nice to know
we can still have
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11. peaceful days like this
without any trouble.
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12. - Mm. Oof.
- Almost.
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13. Hey, kid!
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14. Drop those fry bits.
Drop 'em!
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15. - Oh, no, it's the cops!
- Huh?
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16. All the years
of ordering off menu
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17. have finally
come back to taunt me!
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18. You mean haunt you?
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19. Steven, that's not even
a police car.
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20. - It's just ...
- I surrender!
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21. I knew
I was breaking the rules,
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22. but... I did it anyway!
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23. The bits
had their hooks in me!
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24. Dad, quit joking around.
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25. Come on, Connie!
I almost had him.
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26. Mr. Maheswaran?
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27. Wow, I didn't think
he'd take it that seriously.
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28. You okay there, Steven?
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29. Oh, yeah.
I love it down here.
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30. And how's my swashbuckling
swashbuckler doing?
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31. I'm good.
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32. You know, Steven,
maybe you're dehydrated.
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33. Probably from eating
that garbage before dinner.
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34. Respectfully,
fry bits are not garbage.
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35. Don't worry, Steven.
He's just messing with you.
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36. Sorry, Steven.
Let's get you up.
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37. What are you even doing
in Beach City, Dad?
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38. I'm out here on a job, actually.
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39. The private security company
I work for
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40. got a call from a Mr.
Harold Smiley stating that
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41. someone's been lurking
around Funland after hours.
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42. So, I'll be here all night...
on a stakeout.
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43. - Whoa, a stakeout!
- Dad, that's so cool!
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44. Yeah, it is pretty cool, huh?
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45. Protecting the citizens
of Beach City.
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46. - Just like you guys!
- Wouldn't that be fun, Steven?
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47. I'd love to go
on a stakeout sometime.
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48. Maybe you guys
could help out tonight.
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49. - What?
- What?
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50. Even though we're not officially
sanctioned security personnel?
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51. Hey, why not? It's probably
just some kid loitering.
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52. Hey, kid!
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53. Yes, hello? The sign above
you says no loitering.
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54. They get younger every year.
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55. So, y'all ready for this?
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56. Some of these teens can use
some pretty strong language.
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57. Hey, Steven, you want to help
ruin some teen's night?
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58. Always.
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59. Coast is all clear behind us.
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60. Things seem
pretty quiet so far.
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61. Well, yeah.
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62. Nobody's even gonna try
hopping the fence with us here.
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63. But you never know.
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64. Sometimes,
I actually leave the car.
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65. - Wow.
- Wow.
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66. I'm sure you guys do lots of
waiting when you're saving the world.
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67. It can't be all bam-pow action
all the time.
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68. Aw, I wish.
There's a lot of fighting.
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69. I mean, I kind of inherited
an intergalactic war.
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70. Hey, Dad, what's this box?
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71. Oh, I just confiscated that
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72. from a kid who was
shoplifting in a costume shop.
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73. Whoa! You could totally
use these for disguises.
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74. Don't you ever need
to go... undercover?
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75. How do you know I'm not
undercover... right now?
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76. Just kidding.
I need these to see.
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77. But if you guys want to play
with that stuff, go ahead.
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78. Okay.
Well, I want to be undercover.
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79. I'll be...
Veronica Cucamonga.
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80. It's a-me,
Peter Pizzapoppolis from Italia!
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81. Pizzapoppolis?
That sounds Greek.
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82. You sure you don't
want anything, Dad?
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83. There's a clown nose back here.
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84. No, thanks.
Being a security guard is no joke,
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85. which is why they equip us
with these.
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86. Wow!
A flashlight!
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87. Yeah.
It gets pretty dark out there.
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88. What was that?
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89. Mama mia!
The fence-a!
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90. How on earth did this happen?
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91. If this were some punk
with a pair of bolt cutters,
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92. this would be a clean cut.
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93. But this chain
looks like it was torn apart.
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94. This was no kid.
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95. Well, if it wasn't a misguided
teen, what could it be?
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96. It's up to us to find out.
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97. Sounds like
we better investigate.
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98. Cucamonga, Pizzapoppolis.
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99. Right!
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100. Huh?
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101. Hello?
This is security!
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102. You are trespassing
on private property.
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103. Do not attempt
to make yourself a corn dog.
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104. Funland Incorporated is not liable
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105. for the harm you may incur
while trying to operate
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106. a deep fryer without a license.
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107. You need a license
to operate a deep fryer?
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108. Whoa.
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109. Hey, stop right there!
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110. Follow my lead.
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111. - Don't move!
- Did we lose them?
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112. Which a-way did they go
so fast-a?
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113. Mouths closed,
eyes and ears open.
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114. - Hm.
- Hm.
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115. Bad move, chump.
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116. That space ship's
permanently earthbound.
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117. Gotcha!
I mean freeze!
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118. Oh, man.
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119. Are we dealing with
some sort of escape artist?
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120. Hey, Steven, maybe we
should get our weapons.
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121. That won't be necessary.
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122. We're not here
to escalate the situation.
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123. Besides, a good security guard
only needs their trusty flashlight.
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124. Hey!
Open up this instant!
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125. Yeah, let us out!
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126. The ride's moving!
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127. - We got to shut it off!
- Don't worry.
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128. I'll just use my trusty flashlight.
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129. Oh, no!
The laws of physics!
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130. Ow!
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131. - You okay, Dad?
- Yeah.
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132. I've got a new idea, though.
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133. This time,
I'll throw it at an angle.
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134. - Dad, I don't think that'll work.
- Go!
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135. We got to get out
of this spicy meatball!
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136. Hey, this part
isn't moving at all.
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137. Steven!
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138. Sorry!
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139. Listen, you bodybuilding
escape artist criminal,
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140. this isn't a game.
You've endangered
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141. an officer of the law
and two small children.
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142. Show yourself before
you get into serious trouble!
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143. Steven, do you think
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144. maybe it's some kind of
Gem mutant or monster?
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145. It could be, but it trapped us.
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146. The monsters and mutants
aren't that smart.
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147. Could we be dealing with
a Homeworld Gem?
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148. Homeworld?
Gem? Mutant?
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149. I, uh ...
well, whatever it is,
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150. if someone's trespassing,
they'll have to answer to me.
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151. It's so quiet.
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152. I can't believe this.
They're mocking us.
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153. Show yourself!
What is it that you want here?
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154. Prizes? Fun?
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155. You think this is the place
to get your kicks?
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156. You sick monster.
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157. Destroying the sanctity
of this land of fun!
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158. Behind you!
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159. Dad!
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160. Mr. Maheswaran!
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161. Uh, don't worry.
I'm fine.
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162. - Just ... there they are!
- Come on, Steven!
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163. I'm right behind you!
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164. You're not getting away
this time!
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165. - That's a lot of gumballs!
- Jump!
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166. - It's time to give up!
- There's no way out!
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167. Gumballs?
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168. Hey, kids.
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169. The culprit's at the end
of this corner, Dad.
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170. Good work, you two.
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171. Now, let's shed some light
on this subject.
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172. Wait.
Onion!
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173. You?
What are you doing here?
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174. We're in the middle of
a very important investigation.
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175. Dad, I think this is who's been
causing all this trouble.
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176. Onion, it's me, Steven.
Steven Universe.
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177. That's just Mr. Maheswaran.
Oh, my gosh,
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178. did you think a bunch
of strangers were chasing you?
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179. No wonder you were trying
to throw us off your trail.
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180. Onion, everything's okay.
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181. It can't just be a kid.
It doesn't make any sense!
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182. What about that huge shadow?
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183. I think the flashlight
just made him look big.
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184. But the fence was ripped apart!
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185. I have seen him
use a blowtorch before.
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186. I also found this piece
of fabric stuck in the fence.
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187. Of course.
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188. - It's never actually something.
- What's wrong?
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189. Nothing's wrong.
It's just my job isn't like
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190. the exhilerating adventures
you've been having with Steven
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191. or the life-threatening
emergencies
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192. your mom deals with
at the hospital.
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193. The most action I see is telling
kids to quit loitering around.
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194. I was hoping
maybe you'd get to see me
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195. take on a serious job,
but I guess all I'm good at
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196. is being your silly, old dad.
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197. You're right.
You are silly,
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198. but that's why I like
hanging out with you.
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199. I've got enough serious things
going on in my life.
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200. Sometimes I just want
to spend time with my dad.
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201. Thanks.
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202. You're a keeper,
Veronica Cucamonga.
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203. Well, kid, this may have been
a big misunderstanding,
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204. but you're still in trouble
for this fence.
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205. Oh, yes, you are.
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206. Just let him off the hook
on this one.
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207. We already scared him straight.
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208. The law must be different
for someone his age.
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209. You learned your lesson?
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210. Then you're free to go.
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211. And remember, kid,
no loitering.
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212. I don't know how I'm gonna
explain this back at the office.
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