Superjail! 4x2

1. WAH! AH! OOH!

2. OOH!

3. UGH!

4. UGH! WAH!

5. UGH! WAH!

6. WAH!

7. AAH!

8. AAH!

9. UGH!

10. UGH! UH, WHA?

11. UGH! UH, WHA?

12. UH, WHA? UGH!

13. UGH! AAH!

14. AAH! AH!

15. AH! [ BEEPING, WHIRRING ] AAH!

16. [ BEEPING, WHIRRING ] AAH! AAH!

17. AAH! AAH! UGH!

18. AAH! UGH! AAH!

19. UGH! AAH!

20. AAH!

21. AH, ENOUGH GOSSIP, YOU SCUTTLEBUTTS!

22. AH, ENOUGH GOSSIP, YOU SCUTTLEBUTTS! BACK TO RECONSTRUCTION DUTY!

23. SCUTTLEBUTTS! BACK TO RECONSTRUCTION DUTY! [ MECHANICAL WHIRRING, BEEPING ]

24. BACK TO RECONSTRUCTION DUTY! [ MECHANICAL WHIRRING, BEEPING ] SIR, THIS UNAUTHORIZED

25. [ MECHANICAL WHIRRING, BEEPING ] SIR, THIS UNAUTHORIZED TABLOID IS —

26. SIR, THIS UNAUTHORIZED TABLOID IS — WE'LL GOSSIP LATER,

27. TABLOID IS — WE'LL GOSSIP LATER, JARED.

28. WE'LL GOSSIP LATER, JARED. A LITTLE BUSY REBUILDING A

29. JARED. A LITTLE BUSY REBUILDING A WATERWHEEL, UNLESS YOU KNOW A

30. A LITTLE BUSY REBUILDING A WATERWHEEL, UNLESS YOU KNOW A BETTER WAY TO MAKE RIVERS RUN.

31. WATERWHEEL, UNLESS YOU KNOW A BETTER WAY TO MAKE RIVERS RUN. [ BEEPING, WHIRRING ]

32. BETTER WAY TO MAKE RIVERS RUN. [ BEEPING, WHIRRING ]

33. [ BEEPING, WHIRRING ] AAH!

34. AAH! NOW MUSH!

35. AAH! NOW MUSH!

36. [ BEEPING, WHIRRING ] AAH! AAH!

37. AAH! AAH! [ GASPING, SCREAMING ]

38. AAH! [ GASPING, SCREAMING ]

39. [ GASPING, SCREAMING ] BAH!

40. BAH! WHY SHOULD I HUMOR SUCH RADICAL

41. BAH! WHY SHOULD I HUMOR SUCH RADICAL NOTIONS AS "HEALING"?

42. WHY SHOULD I HUMOR SUCH RADICAL NOTIONS AS "HEALING"? UH...

43. NOTIONS AS "HEALING"? UH... HMM.

44. UH... HMM.

45. HMM.

46. IT CAN'T BE.

47. IT CAN'T BE. IT'S GOT TO BE MANGLE FANG.

48. IT CAN'T BE. IT'S GOT TO BE MANGLE FANG. PAPA TOLD ME ABOUT HIM EVERY

49. IT'S GOT TO BE MANGLE FANG. PAPA TOLD ME ABOUT HIM EVERY NIGHT.

50. PAPA TOLD ME ABOUT HIM EVERY NIGHT. AND HE VISITS NAUGHTY BOYS

51. NIGHT. AND HE VISITS NAUGHTY BOYS WHO DON'T OBEY THEIR DADDIES AND

52. AND HE VISITS NAUGHTY BOYS WHO DON'T OBEY THEIR DADDIES AND GOBBLES THEM UP, STAINING HIS

53. WHO DON'T OBEY THEIR DADDIES AND GOBBLES THEM UP, STAINING HIS HORRIBLE FANGS RED WITH THE

54. GOBBLES THEM UP, STAINING HIS HORRIBLE FANGS RED WITH THE BLOOD OF TINY CHILDREN WHO DON'T

55. HORRIBLE FANGS RED WITH THE BLOOD OF TINY CHILDREN WHO DON'T PUT AWAY THEIR GODDAMNED TOYS!

56. BLOOD OF TINY CHILDREN WHO DON'T PUT AWAY THEIR GODDAMNED TOYS! SIR, THAT'S A FAIRY

57. PUT AWAY THEIR GODDAMNED TOYS! SIR, THAT'S A FAIRY TALE.

58. SIR, THAT'S A FAIRY TALE. YOU'VE NEVER SEEN THIS CREATURE.

59. TALE. YOU'VE NEVER SEEN THIS CREATURE. 'CAUSE I WAS A GOOD

60. YOU'VE NEVER SEEN THIS CREATURE. 'CAUSE I WAS A GOOD LITTLE BOY!

61. 'CAUSE I WAS A GOOD LITTLE BOY! BUT WHEN I WAS ASLEEP,

62. LITTLE BOY! BUT WHEN I WAS ASLEEP, MANGLE FANG AND I WOULD

63. BUT WHEN I WAS ASLEEP, MANGLE FANG AND I WOULD RENDEZVOUS.

64. MANGLE FANG AND I WOULD RENDEZVOUS.

65. RENDEZVOUS. I'M GOOD, AND YOU'RE

66. I'M GOOD, AND YOU'RE BAD!

67. I'M GOOD, AND YOU'RE BAD! JUSTICE GOBBLES YOU UP 'CAUSE

68. BAD! JUSTICE GOBBLES YOU UP 'CAUSE I'M BIG AND STRONG!

69. JUSTICE GOBBLES YOU UP 'CAUSE I'M BIG AND STRONG! AND MANGLE FANG AND I FIX

70. I'M BIG AND STRONG! AND MANGLE FANG AND I FIX EVERYTHING!

71. AND MANGLE FANG AND I FIX EVERYTHING! THANK YOU, SUPERJAIL INQUISITOR.

72. EVERYTHING! THANK YOU, SUPERJAIL INQUISITOR. NOW EVERYONE CAN SEE THAT

73. THANK YOU, SUPERJAIL INQUISITOR. NOW EVERYONE CAN SEE THAT MANGLE FANG AND JUSTICE ARE REAL

74. NOW EVERYONE CAN SEE THAT MANGLE FANG AND JUSTICE ARE REAL AS RAINBOWS.

75. MANGLE FANG AND JUSTICE ARE REAL AS RAINBOWS. RECONSTRUCTION IS POSTPONED.

76. AS RAINBOWS. RECONSTRUCTION IS POSTPONED.

77. RECONSTRUCTION IS POSTPONED.

78. UGH!

79. UGH!

80. UGH! WE'RE DITCHING THE "MAN

81. WE'RE DITCHING THE "MAN WITHOUT TORSO" COVER STORY.

82. WE'RE DITCHING THE "MAN WITHOUT TORSO" COVER STORY. WE GOT TO LEAD WITH THE MONSTER

83. WITHOUT TORSO" COVER STORY. WE GOT TO LEAD WITH THE MONSTER STUFF IF IT GETS US ALL A SNOW

84. WE GOT TO LEAD WITH THE MONSTER STUFF IF IT GETS US ALL A SNOW DAY!

85. STUFF IF IT GETS US ALL A SNOW DAY! I WANT TO HELP!

86. DAY! I WANT TO HELP! I CAN DO A STORY ABOUT SPACE

87. I WANT TO HELP! I CAN DO A STORY ABOUT SPACE ALIENS!

88. I CAN DO A STORY ABOUT SPACE ALIENS! YOU DON'T HELP WITH SCHEMES

89. ALIENS! YOU DON'T HELP WITH SCHEMES ANYMORE, ASH.

90. YOU DON'T HELP WITH SCHEMES ANYMORE, ASH. YOU SCREW THINGS UP!

91. ANYMORE, ASH. YOU SCREW THINGS UP! BUT I-I JUST WANTED TO...

92. YOU SCREW THINGS UP! BUT I-I JUST WANTED TO... HELP.

93. BUT I-I JUST WANTED TO... HELP.

94. HELP. OH, BOY, HERE COME THE STEAM

95. OH, BOY, HERE COME THE STEAM WORKS.

96. OH, BOY, HERE COME THE STEAM WORKS.

97. WORKS. ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, GEEZ!

98. ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, GEEZ! YOU GET ONE ARTICLE.

99. ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, GEEZ! YOU GET ONE ARTICLE. JUST STOP DOING THAT.

100. YOU GET ONE ARTICLE. JUST STOP DOING THAT. HOORAY! ALIENS!

101. JUST STOP DOING THAT. HOORAY! ALIENS! UH... FLAMING ALIENS!

102. HOORAY! ALIENS! UH... FLAMING ALIENS! BAD ASH! NO FIRE!

103. UH... FLAMING ALIENS! BAD ASH! NO FIRE! OKAY.

104. BAD ASH! NO FIRE! OKAY. SORRY.

105. OKAY. SORRY.

106. SORRY. BZZ! POW!

107. BZZ! POW! BZZ!

108. BZZ! POW! BZZ!

109. BZZ!

110. "FAIRY TALE."

111. "FAIRY TALE." AS IF THE NEWS COULD BE WRONG.

112. AS IF THE NEWS COULD BE WRONG. SIR, PLEASE SAY

113. AS IF THE NEWS COULD BE WRONG. SIR, PLEASE SAY RECONSTRUCTION'S BACK ON.

114. SIR, PLEASE SAY RECONSTRUCTION'S BACK ON. HOW CAN WE TEST OUR DAMN DAM IF

115. RECONSTRUCTION'S BACK ON. HOW CAN WE TEST OUR DAMN DAM IF THE RIVER'S NOT RUNNING?

116. HOW CAN WE TEST OUR DAMN DAM IF THE RIVER'S NOT RUNNING?

117. THE RIVER'S NOT RUNNING? IN SUPERJAIL?

118. IN SUPERJAIL? BUT IIN SUPERJAIL!

119. IN SUPERJAIL? BUT IIN SUPERJAIL! LAME HORNY ALIENS?

120. BUT IIN SUPERJAIL! LAME HORNY ALIENS? SIR, THIS IS CLEARLY —

121. LAME HORNY ALIENS? SIR, THIS IS CLEARLY — YOUR CHANCE TO

122. SIR, THIS IS CLEARLY — YOUR CHANCE TO WITNESS THE AWESOMENESS OF

123. YOUR CHANCE TO WITNESS THE AWESOMENESS OF MANGLE FANG!

124. WITNESS THE AWESOMENESS OF MANGLE FANG! COME ON. YOU'LL LOVE HIM.

125. MANGLE FANG! COME ON. YOU'LL LOVE HIM. PANDERING TO WARDEN.

126. COME ON. YOU'LL LOVE HIM. PANDERING TO WARDEN. BUT SLANDERING TOWARD US.

127. PANDERING TO WARDEN. BUT SLANDERING TOWARD US. SPACE NEWS BELONGS WITH OTHER

128. BUT SLANDERING TOWARD US. SPACE NEWS BELONGS WITH OTHER SPACE-NOIDS.

129. SPACE NEWS BELONGS WITH OTHER SPACE-NOIDS.

130. SPACE-NOIDS. I REPEAT — ALL

131. I REPEAT — ALL RECONSTRUCTION DUTY IS SUSPENDED

132. I REPEAT — ALL RECONSTRUCTION DUTY IS SUSPENDED AS WE REMAIN ON FULL MANGLE FANG

133. RECONSTRUCTION DUTY IS SUSPENDED AS WE REMAIN ON FULL MANGLE FANG ALERT!

134. AS WE REMAIN ON FULL MANGLE FANG ALERT! REPORT ANY SIGHTINGS OF MY

135. ALERT! REPORT ANY SIGHTINGS OF MY SAVIOR, MANGLE FANG, TO YOUR

136. REPORT ANY SIGHTINGS OF MY SAVIOR, MANGLE FANG, TO YOUR SAVIOR, ME!

137. SAVIOR, MANGLE FANG, TO YOUR SAVIOR, ME! UGH! IT'S FAKE, SIR!

138. SAVIOR, ME! UGH! IT'S FAKE, SIR!

139. UGH! IT'S FAKE, SIR!

140. OW!

141. OW! IT'S FAKE, DUMBASS.

142. OW! IT'S FAKE, DUMBASS.

143. IT'S FAKE, DUMBASS.

144. ACH! IT'S A FAKE, NINCOMPOOP!

145. ACH! IT'S A FAKE, NINCOMPOOP!

146. ACH! IT'S A FAKE, NINCOMPOOP! OOH!

147. OOH!

148. OOH!

149. AAH!

150. AAH!

151. OKAY, I'M GETTING A

152. OKAY, I'M GETTING A LITTLE FRUSTRATED HERE.

153. OKAY, I'M GETTING A LITTLE FRUSTRATED HERE. JUST WHO RUNS THIS SUPERJAIL

154. LITTLE FRUSTRATED HERE. JUST WHO RUNS THIS SUPERJAIL INQUISITOR, ANYWAY?

155. JUST WHO RUNS THIS SUPERJAIL INQUISITOR, ANYWAY? AH!

156. INQUISITOR, ANYWAY? AH! I NEED TO KNOW WHERE MY

157. AH! I NEED TO KNOW WHERE MY MANGLE FANG IS!

158. I NEED TO KNOW WHERE MY MANGLE FANG IS! SIR, THIS HAS TO STOP!

159. MANGLE FANG IS! SIR, THIS HAS TO STOP! CAN'T YOU SEE YOU'RE BEING LIED

160. SIR, THIS HAS TO STOP! CAN'T YOU SEE YOU'RE BEING LIED TO?

161. CAN'T YOU SEE YOU'RE BEING LIED TO? OF COURSE.

162. TO? OF COURSE. THEY'RE MOCKING ME.

163. OF COURSE. THEY'RE MOCKING ME. I'VE NEVER BEEN SO INSULTED!

164. THEY'RE MOCKING ME. I'VE NEVER BEEN SO INSULTED! SIR, NO!

165. I'VE NEVER BEEN SO INSULTED! SIR, NO! THIS "CREATURE" OF YOURS IS

166. SIR, NO! THIS "CREATURE" OF YOURS IS IMPOSSIBLE!

167. THIS "CREATURE" OF YOURS IS IMPOSSIBLE!

168. IMPOSSIBLE! NEIN!

169. NEIN! COME ON.

170. NEIN! COME ON. I DON'T EVEN CARE THAT YOU'RE

171. COME ON. I DON'T EVEN CARE THAT YOU'RE WRONG.

172. I DON'T EVEN CARE THAT YOU'RE WRONG.

173. [ MECHANICAL WHIRRING, BEEPING ] NONSENSE!

174. [ MECHANICAL WHIRRING, BEEPING ] NONSENSE! OUR HORNS ARE NOT LAME.

175. NONSENSE! OUR HORNS ARE NOT LAME. AND PROBING IS THE NOBLEST OF

176. OUR HORNS ARE NOT LAME. AND PROBING IS THE NOBLEST OF SCIENCES.

177. AND PROBING IS THE NOBLEST OF SCIENCES. SOME WORLDS ARE SO BACKWARD,

178. SCIENCES. SOME WORLDS ARE SO BACKWARD, THEY KNOW NOT THEIR LEFT

179. SOME WORLDS ARE SO BACKWARD, THEY KNOW NOT THEIR LEFT SIMULACRA FROM THEIR RIGHT

180. THEY KNOW NOT THEIR LEFT SIMULACRA FROM THEIR RIGHT IGNORANCE!

181. SIMULACRA FROM THEIR RIGHT IGNORANCE!

182. IGNORANCE!

183. OW! QUIT IT!

184. OW! QUIT IT! NO WORK DUTY TONIGHT, EH,

185. OW! QUIT IT! NO WORK DUTY TONIGHT, EH, BLASPHEMER?

186. NO WORK DUTY TONIGHT, EH, BLASPHEMER? TOO BAD YOU DON'T BELIEVE.

187. BLASPHEMER? TOO BAD YOU DON'T BELIEVE.

188. WE'RE SCREWED. [ WHIRRING, BEEPING ] NOW ADMIT THAT HE'S

189. [ WHIRRING, BEEPING ] NOW ADMIT THAT HE'S REAL, AND ONLY THEN WILL YOU GET

190. NOW ADMIT THAT HE'S REAL, AND ONLY THEN WILL YOU GET TO BE AS RIGHTEOUS AND AS

191. REAL, AND ONLY THEN WILL YOU GET TO BE AS RIGHTEOUS AND AS WELL-BALANCED AS I AM.

192. TO BE AS RIGHTEOUS AND AS WELL-BALANCED AS I AM. GIVE YOURSELF SOME CREDIT,

193. WELL-BALANCED AS I AM. GIVE YOURSELF SOME CREDIT, HERR WARDEN.

194. GIVE YOURSELF SOME CREDIT, HERR WARDEN. A MAGICAL MADE-UP MONSTER DIDN'T

195. HERR WARDEN. A MAGICAL MADE-UP MONSTER DIDN'T GIVE ME A CUSHY JOB WITH

196. A MAGICAL MADE-UP MONSTER DIDN'T GIVE ME A CUSHY JOB WITH LIMITLESS RESOURCES UND

197. GIVE ME A CUSHY JOB WITH LIMITLESS RESOURCES UND DESTROYED MEIN LEGS!

198. LIMITLESS RESOURCES UND DESTROYED MEIN LEGS! YOU DID!

199. DESTROYED MEIN LEGS! YOU DID! CAN'T YOU GUYS SEE

200. YOU DID! CAN'T YOU GUYS SEE I'M DOING THIS FOR YOU?

201. CAN'T YOU GUYS SEE I'M DOING THIS FOR YOU? SO JUST ADMIT HE'S REAL AND YOU

202. I'M DOING THIS FOR YOU? SO JUST ADMIT HE'S REAL AND YOU LOVE HIM AND WE ALL BELIEVE THE

203. SO JUST ADMIT HE'S REAL AND YOU LOVE HIM AND WE ALL BELIEVE THE SAME THING!

204. LOVE HIM AND WE ALL BELIEVE THE SAME THING! SO SAYS THE SUPERJAIL

205. SAME THING! SO SAYS THE SUPERJAIL INQUISITOR!

206. SO SAYS THE SUPERJAIL INQUISITOR! SIR, I'M SORRY YOUR

207. INQUISITOR! SIR, I'M SORRY YOUR MONSTER'S FAKE, BUT ALL THIS

208. SIR, I'M SORRY YOUR MONSTER'S FAKE, BUT ALL THIS DOESN'T MEAN WE HAVE TO AGREE

209. MONSTER'S FAKE, BUT ALL THIS DOESN'T MEAN WE HAVE TO AGREE WITH YOU!

210. DOESN'T MEAN WE HAVE TO AGREE WITH YOU! "F" THAT.

211. WITH YOU! "F" THAT. I'LL BELIEVE WHATEVER.

212. "F" THAT. I'LL BELIEVE WHATEVER. JUST GET ME OFF THIS — UGH!

213. I'LL BELIEVE WHATEVER. JUST GET ME OFF THIS — UGH! NOPE, NO CONVERSIONS OVER

214. JUST GET ME OFF THIS — UGH! NOPE, NO CONVERSIONS OVER HERE.

215. NOPE, NO CONVERSIONS OVER HERE.

216. HERE. LOOK, BUDDY, JUST GET

217. LOOK, BUDDY, JUST GET ON BOARD, AND EVERYTHING WILL BE

218. LOOK, BUDDY, JUST GET ON BOARD, AND EVERYTHING WILL BE COOL, ALL RIGHT?

219. ON BOARD, AND EVERYTHING WILL BE COOL, ALL RIGHT? NO!

220. COOL, ALL RIGHT? NO! YOU'RE BEING MANIPULATED NOW,

221. NO! YOU'RE BEING MANIPULATED NOW, AND WE WON'T BE A PART OF IT.

222. YOU'RE BEING MANIPULATED NOW, AND WE WON'T BE A PART OF IT. THEN YOU BOTH LEAVE

223. AND WE WON'T BE A PART OF IT. THEN YOU BOTH LEAVE ME NO CHOICE BUT TO CONTINUE MY

224. THEN YOU BOTH LEAVE ME NO CHOICE BUT TO CONTINUE MY ENHANCED ENLIGHTENMENT

225. ME NO CHOICE BUT TO CONTINUE MY ENHANCED ENLIGHTENMENT TECHNIQUES.

226. ENHANCED ENLIGHTENMENT TECHNIQUES.

227. TECHNIQUES. OH, SPIT.

228. OH, SPIT. WOW.

229. OH, SPIT. WOW. THIS ONE GOT OUT OF HAND FAST,

230. WOW. THIS ONE GOT OUT OF HAND FAST, EH?

231. THIS ONE GOT OUT OF HAND FAST, EH?

232. EH?

233. AAH!

234. AAH! AAH!

235. AAH! AAH! WH-WHAT IS THIS?

236. AAH! WH-WHAT IS THIS? THIS CAN'T MEAN... I'M... WRONG?

237. WH-WHAT IS THIS? THIS CAN'T MEAN... I'M... WRONG? THERE'S NO MANGLE FANG.

238. MANGLE FANG IS REAL! I AM RIGHT ABOUT EVERYTHING!

239. THIS SECTOR SPREADS LIES ABOUT ITS ALIENS. MY BLOOD-HORNS ARE ENGORGED

240. ABOUT ITS ALIENS. MY BLOOD-HORNS ARE ENGORGED WITH CRIMSON FURY!

241. MY BLOOD-HORNS ARE ENGORGED WITH CRIMSON FURY! ENGORGED!

242. WITH CRIMSON FURY! ENGORGED! SHALL WE SAY HELLO OR REMAIN

243. ENGORGED! SHALL WE SAY HELLO OR REMAIN INCOGNITO?

244. SHALL WE SAY HELLO OR REMAIN INCOGNITO? HMM. WE ARE ALWAYS NEAT-O.

245. INCOGNITO? HMM. WE ARE ALWAYS NEAT-O. LET THEM BE CONSUMED BY THEIR

246. HMM. WE ARE ALWAYS NEAT-O. LET THEM BE CONSUMED BY THEIR LIES!

247. LET THEM BE CONSUMED BY THEIR LIES!

248. AAH!

249. BYE!

250. BYE!

251. [ GASPS, SCREAMS ]

252. DO-DO-DO-DO-DO.

253. DO-DO-DO-DO-DO. AAH!

254. AAH! AAH!

255. AAH! AAH!

256. AAH! DO-DO-DO-DO-DO.

257. DO-DO-DO-DO-DO.

258. AAH!

259. AAH! UGH!

260. AAH! UGH! AAH!

261. UGH! AAH! UGH!

262. AAH! UGH!

263. UGH! AAH! AAH!

264. AAH! AAH!

265. AAH! AAH!

266. WHOA.

267. WHOA.

268. WHOA.

269. SWEET.

270. SWEET.

271. EH!

272. EH! AAH!

273. EH! AAH! AAH!

274. AAH! AAH!

275. AAH!

276. WE NOW POSSESS THE HUNTER.

277. WE NOW POSSESS THE HUNTER. AH!

278. WE NOW POSSESS THE HUNTER. AH!

279. AH!

280. AAH!

281. AAH!