1. My first prom tux.
Come on, guys, dig the crushed velvet.
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2. Eric, you look like a pimp.
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3. You know, Forman...
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4. prom night could be
a very special night for you and Donna.
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5. Hyde, this could
be the biggest night of our lives.
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6. - I mean, Donna and I could go...
- To the prom.
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7. - No, Fez. All the way.
- All the way to the prom.
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8. You know what you should do?
You should rent a motel room.
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9. Yeah, that's spontaneous.
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10. What?
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11. Look, if this night is as big as I think,
I want it to be very, very special.
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12. Because this is gonna be
the first time for both of us.
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13. You silly virgins.
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14. Anyway, this is how I picture it.
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15. Well, here we are...
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16. walking on the beach.
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17. And now we're gonna do it.
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18. Yes. Isn't it spontaneous?
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19. Exactly. That's what got me.
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20. That was nice.
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21. But if I plan it out, it won't be nice.
It'll be...
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22. - Good evening.
- Did you bring the forms?
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23. Yes, I did. Here's the guarantee of foreplay.
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24. Signed, initialed, notarized.
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25. Very well. As you know, I'm on the pill...
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26. so here is your copy
of the prophylactic waiver.
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27. It looks like we have a deal here.
I'm looking forward to consummation.
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28. - Excellent.
- Thank you.
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29. Forman, if you don't get a motel,
it's gonna be more like this.
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30. You're home already? It's not even
10:00. You didn't have a plan, did you?
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31. Kitty, he's home already.
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32. Already? Eric, you're just such a loser.
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33. He is, isn't he?
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34. Hanging out
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35. Down the street
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36. The same old thing
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37. We did last week
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38. Not a thing to do
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39. But talk to you
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40. Whoa, yeah
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41. Hello, Wisconsin!
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42. Are you ready to rock and roll?
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43. Kitty, I am so mad at Bob.
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44. I'm trying to improve myself,
and he won't let me.
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45. Plus, he says my ideas are stupid.
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46. Now that's the pot calling
the kettle black, isn't it?
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47. I'll say.
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48. What?
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49. Good coffee.
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50. You know, I'm sorry, Midge.
But I really have to get to work.
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51. Gosh, darn it, I want a job.
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52. You know, Midge, having a job
is not all it's cracked up to be.
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53. Working at the hospital is very hard work.
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54. But I don't want one of those jobs.
I want a fun job.
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55. Okay, even with a fun job, you still...
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56. You have to deal with your boss.
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57. You're right. I'll get a job as a boss.
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58. Now, that is a sharp plan, Midge.
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59. You just... You let me know how that goes.
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60. Okay, guys. Guess who's
taking Pam Macy to the prom?
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61. Anyone with a quarter?
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62. Me.
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63. Damn, and I had a quarter.
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64. - Kelso, you're not taking Jackie?
- No way, man. Jackie dumped me.
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65. - I can take Jackie.
- Yeah, do it, Fez, and I'll kick your ass.
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66. Well, well, well. Look who suddenly cares.
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67. Why did you hit me? That was sarcasm.
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68. You know, you guys are making me sick
with all your prom talk.
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69. Proms are stupid.
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70. What would you know?
You've never even been to one.
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71. I haven't been to the dentist, either,
but I don't need to go to know it's lame.
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72. I know who I can ask to the prom.
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73. Oh, boy, who, Fez?
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74. The lucky lady is...
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75. my English teacher.
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76. Fez, you can't take a teacher to the prom.
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77. Why not? She's always writing
sexy comments on my homework.
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78. See.
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79. "Nice job. Good effort.
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80. "See me.
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81. "I love you."
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82. Okay, I made the last one up...
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83. but the other ones were real.
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84. These are the shoes
I'm wearing to the prom.
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85. - Aren't they cool?
- My God. I was gonna get new shoes...
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86. except Michael didn't ask me.
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87. And you like my prom dress, right?
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88. My God.
I was gonna get a new prom dress...
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89. except Michael didn't ask me.
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90. I'm so nervous about the prom.
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91. I think it's gonna be
the night that Eric and I...
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92. You know?
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93. My gosh, that's when Michael and I
were going to do it for the first time.
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94. Jackie, you and Kelso did it,
like, two months ago.
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95. And, like, 30 times after that.
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96. Yeah, but it would have been
our first time at a prom.
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97. Except Michael didn't ask me.
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98. Jackie, you broke up with him.
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99. I know. Isn't it sad?
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100. - Look, just ask Kelso to go with you.
- God, no. This is the prom.
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101. This is no time
for your stupid feminist crap.
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102. Hello, Michael.
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103. Hello, Jackie.
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104. I'm just over here
helping Donna get ready for the prom.
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105. Because Eric and Donna
are going to the prom.
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106. Yes, we are.
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107. I'm going to the prom.
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108. I'm taking Pam Macy.
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109. Oh, the thing.
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110. I have a date, too.
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111. Who is it? What's his name?
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112. His name is not important.
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113. What's important is, he's better than you...
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114. in every conceivable way.
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115. Damn, Jackie, that could be anybody!
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116. Jackie...
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117. if I asked you what's wrong,
will you stop doing that?
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118. It's the prom. Stupid Michael's
taking stupid Pam Macy.
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119. And I don't have a date, but I told
him I did, and I'm a complete loser.
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120. No, you're not.
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121. It's just that, like,
I thought he was gonna ask me...
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122. and now everyone who's anyone
is already going.
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123. That is so true.
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124. How would you know?
You're not even going.
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125. You're not even going.
And I bet you clean up real good.
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126. Well, I do, but I won't.
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127. See, that's a big part of who I am.
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128. Look, I know we've had our differences,
but...
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129. Jackie, we've had nothing but differences.
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130. In fact, don't we kind of hate each other?
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131. Yes, but this is the prom.
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132. Jackie, stop.
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133. Stop crying. Stop it.
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134. - Look, do you want to go to the prom?
- Yes.
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135. The gym looks like...
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136. Well, the gym with streamers. But it's nice.
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137. Yeah. You know,
this is just gonna be an incredible night.
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138. Really incredible.
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139. Wait. What do you mean?
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140. What do you mean?
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141. - Nothing.
- Okay, then me neither.
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142. Hey, guys. Pam, this is Eric and Donna.
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143. We have biology class together.
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144. Biology?
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145. Yeah.
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146. See, Pam doesn't like to talk about school.
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147. - Are you guys having fun?
- No.
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148. I have to go to the bathroom.
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149. My God, Kelso,
you'd rather be with her than Jackie?
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150. - I love her!
- No, you don't.
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151. Okay, I don't.
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152. See, but Jackie's gonna be really jealous.
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153. Good evening, kids.
So, is everyone having fun?
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154. Why, yes, we are, Ms. Kaminsky.
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155. There you are, Diane.
I've been looking all over for you.
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156. Shall we dance?
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157. I am not going to dance with you, Fez.
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158. Isn't she adorable?
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159. They're all gonna laugh at you!
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160. Shut up, Ma, you're making
the night too damn special.
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161. You look beautiful.
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162. My God. So do you.
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163. Do you want me to go inside
and meet your...
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164. No. Trust me, she's lovely.
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165. Let's just go, all right?
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166. Is that for me?
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167. Yeah. Here, I got this for you.
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168. God, Steven, this is beautiful.
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169. This whole experience has taught me that
I don't need Michael to go to the prom.
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170. I can go with anyone.
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171. Even you.
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172. Thanks.
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173. Okay, let's not do that.
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174. Sorry. I have my dad's Lincoln.
Will you drive?
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175. Yeah. He's got insurance, right?
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176. Wait, I don't care. Let's go.
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177. I've decided what kind of
business I'm going to open.
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178. What's the one thing
people can't live without?
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179. Oxygen.
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180. No.
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181. No. That's true.
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182. But that's not what I'm selling.
So keep guessing.
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183. Lemonade?
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184. Give up?
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185. I'm about to.
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186. Greeting cards.
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187. Good wine.
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188. This is such a great night.
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189. Yeah.
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190. It's too bad our parents aren't out of town.
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191. So we'd have someplace to go.
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192. For after.
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193. Yeah. Like, a motel room?
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194. Yeah. That would've been great.
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195. Really? 'Cause I got one.
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196. Did you plan on telling me?
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197. No.
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198. It's better that you didn't.
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199. 'Cause then
it wouldn't have been spontaneous.
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200. You are so the girl for me.
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201. Let's go.
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202. Okay.
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203. Why so glum, Fez?
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204. Mrs. Clark, you may be good
at teaching the music...
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205. but you cannot help me in the ways of love.
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206. Fez, has someone got you down?
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207. So far down, Mrs. Clark.
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208. Here's a little ditty I've been working on.
Maybe it'll help.
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209. Hit it.
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210. Midge, you don't know
the first thing about having a business.
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211. - But there's no risk, Bob.
- Why not?
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212. Because it's your money!
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213. Kitty, don't you think I should have
my own card shop?
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214. Midgie, hold on.
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215. - I think I have a dynamite solution.
- Really?
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216. Yeah. 'Cause I love you.
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217. So, I want you to have another baby
and stop bugging me.
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218. Oh, Bob. No.
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219. So, how much this whole setup
gonna cost you, Bob?
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220. Plenty. But I figure it'll
be cheaper than a divorce.
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221. We'll see.
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222. And here we are.
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223. This is so romantic.
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224. It's Forman and Donna.
And they're gonna do it!
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225. Forman! Forman!
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226. Yeah.
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227. You know what? Those guys are just jerks.
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228. I forgot about them already.
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229. Hang on. Big stain.
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230. - I'm just gonna go grab a towel.
- Okay.
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231. Good God!
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232. They say they're more scared of you
than you are of them. Right, so?
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233. You know, Donna,
I've thought about this moment...
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234. like, a thousand times.
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235. Me, too.
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236. One, two, three.
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237. All right.
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238. When you thought about this moment,
was it like this?
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239. Not really.
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240. You know, I was having
a pretty good time at prom.
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241. Me, too.
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242. Let's get out of here.
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243. Okay.
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244. Donna, what if this is our only chance?
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245. It won't be.
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246. Okay.
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247. It's just that I always pictured
Michael and I together at the prom.
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248. That's the way
it was supposed to be, you know?
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249. Yeah, I know.
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250. Well...
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251. Pam's butt looks really big in that dress.
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252. No, it doesn't.
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253. Yeah, no, it doesn't.
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254. But thank you.
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255. Do you mind if we just sit down?
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256. Yeah, okay. I'll go grab some punch.
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257. Hyde, you brought Jackie to the prom?
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258. You're supposed to be my friend
and you dogged me.
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259. She cried, man.
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260. Is she having a good time?
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261. 'Cause she looks real pretty.
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262. All right, look, you big baby.
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263. She wants to be with you,
and you want to be with her.
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264. So, why don't you stop whining about it
and just go be with each other.
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265. 'Cause the whole thing sickens me.
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266. But what am I gonna do with Pam?
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267. Don't worry about it. I'll take care of Pam.
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268. Excuse me, Pam.
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269. Hi.
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270. Have you ever seen
the backseat of a Lincoln Continental?
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271. Lots of times.
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272. Would you like to see another one?
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273. - Sure.
- That's great. Let's go.
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274. Jackie.
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275. Michael.
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276. You look beautiful.
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277. You look really handsome.
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278. I miss you.
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279. I miss you, too.
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280. Eric, please may I have
your motel room key, please?
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281. Fez, I'm not going to a motel with you.
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282. Yes, and you also said
you would not dance with me.
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