That '70s Show 3x21

Fez and Donna pretend to date so Caroline will leave him alone, but she stalks him anyways, until Fez tells her he doesn't like her any more. Bob reads the deed to his house and discovers that he owns half of Red's garage but Red sets him straight by turning the deed around and proving him wrong. Eric and Hyde have a pool going on when Kelso and Jackie will fight.

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1. AHH...

2. THAT IS THE SADDEST SOUND IN THE WORLD.

3. NO MORE SODA FOR FEZ.

4. AND NO MORE MONEY FOR FEZ—

5. FEZ, DO YOU NEED ME TO BUY YOU ANOTHER SODA?

6. OH, ERIC, YOU DO NOT BUY SODA.

7. YOU ONLY RENT IT.

8. IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.

9. I MEAN YOU PEE IT OUT...

10. YEAH, I GOT IT.

11. GO.

12. WELL... I'LL HAVE TO REMEMBER THAT PHONE NUMBER.

13. HI, FEZ!

14. CAROLINE! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

15. I KNEW YOU'D BE IN HERE.

16. I SAW YOU HAD THE LARGE ROOT BEER.

17. CAROLINE, YOU HAVE TO LEAVE ME ALONE.

18. BUT I WANNA BE WITH YOU!

19. BUT I TOLD YOU WE'RE THROUGH

20. BECAUSE I AM WITH DONNA... YES?

21. REMEMBER? DONNA?

22. WELL, YOU'D BETTER BE, BECAUSE IF YOU'RE NOT,

23. THAT MEANS YOU STILL LOVE ME.

24. AND IF YOU STILL LOVE ME BUT YOU'RE NOT WITH ME, I'LL MAKE YOU PAY.

25. WELL, THAT WOULD ONLY BE SCARY

26. IF I WAS LYING ABOUT DONNA AND ME.

27. WELL, IF YOU ARE LYING, I'LL KNOW.

28. BECAUSE I'LL BE WATCHING YOU.

29. GO AHEAD. I'M NOT AFRAID.

30. OH, ERIC, I'M AFRAID!

31. WHAT'S WRONG?

32. WHEN I BROKE UP WITH CRAZY CAROLINE,

33. I TOLD HER I WAS DATING DONNA.

34. BUT I'M NOT DATING DONNA. YOU ARE DATING DONNA.

35. HEY, COULD I BORROW DONNA?

36. SURE.

37. HELLO, WISCONSIN!

38. CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY CARSEY-WERNER COMPANY L.L.C. AND FOX BROADCASTING COMPANY

39. I DON'T WANNA BLINK,

40. 'CAUSE I'M AFRAID TO MISS EVEN A SECOND OF YOUR CUTENESS.

41. I KNOW.

42. IT'S TORTURE FOR ME, TOO.

43. I COULD TEAR YOUR EYELIDS OFF.

44. LET'S GO, MICHAEL,

45. TO A PLACE WHERE OUR LOVE IS UNDERSTOOD.

46. OH, HEY, WHILE YOU'RE THERE,

47. CHECK OUT THE NEW MONKEY HOUSE.

48. OH, IT NEVER ENDS WITH THOSE TWO.

49. "I LOVE YOU, I LOVE YOU, I LOVE YOU—" PFFT!

50. GUYS... IT WON'T LAST.

51. LOOK, AN OBJECT IN AN UNNATURAL STATE

52. MUST RETURN TO ITS NATURAL STATE.

53. THUS, KELSO AND JACKIE'LL HAVE A FIGHT ANY DAY.

54. REALLY?

55. IT'S SIMPLE PHYSICS.

56. HEY, YOU GUYS, YOU KNOW WHAT?

57. WE SHOULD GET A POOL GOING.

58. WE'LL DRAW DAYS FOR 5 BUCKS,

59. AND IF THEY FIGHT ON YOUR DAY, YOU WIN THE POT.

60. THE POT? IF THAT'S THE PRIZE, I AM IN.

61. HEY, GUYS.

62. HEY.

63. DONNA, I CAN'T THANK YOU ENOUGH

64. FOR AGREEING TO HELP ME WITH CAROLINE.

65. HEY, ANYTHING FOR A FRIEND.

66. BUT IF SHE TRIES TO HURT ME,

67. I'M USING YOU AS A SHIELD.

68. LIKEWISE.

69. SO WHILE YOU'RE WITH FEZ,

70. LOOKS LIKE FORMAN'LL BE LIVING THE SINGLE LIFE.

71. OH, YEAH. THAT'S RIGHT.

72. NOW YOU WON'T GET TO TAKE ME TO SEE THE TURNING POINT.

73. THE BALLERINA MOVIE?

74. OH, NO.

75. NEED SOMETHIN', BOB?

76. WELL, IT'S A FUNNY THING.

77. THE WIFE AND I WERE TAKING OUT A SECOND MORTGAGE ON THE HOUSE.

78. WELL, THAT'S NOT THE FUNNY PART,

79. 'CAUSE WE'RE PRETTY MUCH DESTITUTE.

80. IT'S A LITTLE BIT FUNNY, BOB.

81. ANYWAYS...

82. I'M LOOKING AT THE DEED TO THE PROPERTY,

83. AND THE MAP SHOWS THAT I OWN A COUPLE FEET OF YOUR DRIVEWAY

84. AND A LITTLE BIT OF YOUR GARAGE.

85. HOW'D YOU LIKE TO OWN A LITTLE BIT OF MY FOOT IN YOUR ASS?

86. I WOULDN'T, TO BE QUITE HONEST.

87. IT'S FREE.

88. SO... OUR FIRST DATE.

89. I GUESS WE'RE OFFICIALLY A COUPLE NOW.

90. A COUPLE OF KNUCKLEHEADS, HUH?

91. OH, I MAKE ME LAUGH.

92. THERE SHE IS.

93. OK. SHOW TIME.

94. YUP...

95. YUP.

96. YUP, YUP, YUP.

97. SO... SHOULD I WATCH

98. A BALLERINA MOVIE OR GET SMART?

99. GET SMART IT IS.

100. THAT'S RIGHT. I SAID GET SMART.

101. I'M SORRY, DONNA. DID YOU WANT THE LAST PIECE?

102. WELL, IT'S TOO LATE!

103. THAT'S RIGHT. I SAID, "TOO LATE."

104. YEAH, THAT WAS ME. THAT'S RIGHT.

105. THAT WAS ME!

106. HEY, HYDE, WELCOME TO THE BACHELOR LIFE!

107. YOU KNOW, WITHOUT DONNA,

108. I REALIZE THAT I CAN REVERT TO MY NATURAL STATE.

109. I'M DIRTY, I'M LAZY,

110. AND I DON'T WEAR PANTS.

111. I'M JUST LIKE YOU.

112. NO, NO. SEE... I'M AN ORIGINAL.

113. A WARHOL.

114. YOU'RE JUST A PRINT.

115. WELL, THOSE ARE SOME PRETTY STRONG WORDS

116. COMING FROM A GUY WHO'S WEARING PANTS.

117. WAIT—THIS IS MY FAVORITE PART.

118. OH, YEAH. THAT WAS ME.

119. THAT'S RIGHT. THAT WAS ME!

120. BOB! THAT'S MY STUFF!

121. YOU PUT THE HELL BACK MY STUFF!

122. SORRY, RED. IT WAS IN MY PART OF THE GARAGE.

123. WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? WHAT IS HE TALKING ABOUT?

124. KITTY... KITTY LET ME TALK TO HIM.

125. BOB... GET THE HELL OUTTA MY GARAGE!

126. FINE.

127. THERE YA GO.

128. HEY.

129. HEY, HOW GOES THE POOL?

130. GREAT. I SOLD 15 SPOTS.

131. I GOT TODAY. YOU GOT TOMORROW.

132. WHAT? THAT BITES. THEY'RE NEVER GONNA LAST UNTIL THEN.

133. WHO WON'T LAST UNTIL WHAT?

134. WHAT? HUH?

135. HUH? WHAT?

136. OH! OH, I, UH...

137. I SMASHED A COUPLE OF TOADS,

138. AND I'M WAITING TO SEE HOW LONG BEFORE THE NAILS FALL OFF.

139. I WANNA PLAY.

140. UH, MICHAEL, YOU'RE A LITTLE BUSY RIGHT NOW.

141. NO, BUT JACKIE, THOSE TOENAILS COULD FALL OFF

142. AT ANY MINUTE!

143. HEY! ME!

144. I'M SORRY, PUDDIN'.

145. WOW. ALL RIGHT, NOW I FEEL LIKE PUDDING!

146. HEY, ME, TOO! LET'S GO!

147. I BELIEVE THIS IS MINE,

148. AND THANK YOU ALL FOR PLAYING.

149. WHAT? CHH. THAT WASN'T A FIGHT.

150. OK. WE'LL LET FEZ DECIDE. FEZ, FIGHT OR NO?

151. SORRY, ERIC, I HAVE TO SAY NO.

152. THE POOL GOES ON.

153. BUT, FEZ, I DON'T—

154. IT GOES ON.

155. OH, WHAT THE HELL? NOW I WANT PUDDING!

156. I'M WITH YOU, BROTHER. LET'S ROLL.

157. THANK GOD. I THOUGHT THEY'D NEVER LEAVE.

158. NO, NO. DON'T GET ALL GUSSIED UP FOR ME.

159. I JUST CAME BY TO MAKE SURE YOU'RE OK...

160. YOU KNOW, NOT TOO LONELY WITHOUT ME.

161. WHAT, ARE YOU KIDDING ME?

162. I'M HAVING A GREAT TIME!

163. I FEEL LIKE I'VE REALLY LEARNED A LOT ABOUT... ERIC.

164. OH, WELL, I'M GLAD YOU'RE HAVING FUN.

165. OH, BUT WHAT ABOUT YOU? PRETENDING TO BE FEZ'S GIRLFRIEND

166. HAS TO BE KIND OF A DRAG, RIGHT?

167. NO, FEZ IS GREAT! LAST NIGHT HE TOOK ME TO PLAY PUTT-PUTT,

168. AND TONIGHT HE'S TAKING ME ON A HAY RIDE.

169. FEZ IS SO CHARMING.

170. YOU KNOW, I CAN SEE WHY CAROLINE'S STALKING HIM.

171. YOU KNOW, I WOULD HAVE TAKEN YOU ON A HAY RIDE—

172. ERIC, ERIC, THE IMPORTANT THING

173. IS THAT YOU'RE HAVING A GREAT TIME

174. AND I'M HAVING A GREAT TIME.

175. SO... HAVE A GREAT TIME.

176. NO, YOU HAVE A GREAT TIME.

177. OH, I WILL.

178. WELL, YEAH, I WILL, TOO!

179. ERIC, I CANNOT THANK YOU ENOUGH

180. FOR LENDING ME YOUR GIRLFRIEND.

181. IT FEELS SO GOOD TO BE IN A NORMAL, HEALTHY RELATIONSHIP.

182. FEZ, IT'S A FAKE PRETEND RELATIONSHIP.

183. YOU SAY TOMATO, I SAY TOMATO.

184. FEZ, TOM-AH-TO.

185. WHAT?

186. YOU SAY TOMAHTO.

187. WHY WOULD I SAY TOMAHTO?

188. THAT'S NOT EVEN A WORD, DUMMY.

189. YEAH, I'M SORRY.

190. IT'S OK, ERIC. DIFFERENT STROKES FOR DIFFERENT STROKES.

191. RIGHT.

192. ALL I KNOW IS... IF I WAS MARRIED TO A WOMAN LIKE DONNA,

193. IT WOULD BE HEAVEN.

194. OH, THE HIJINKS WE WOULD GET INTO!

195. LUCY, I'M HOME!

196. RICKY, IS THAT YOU?

197. OH...

198. LUCY, WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU?

199. OH, RICKY, I WAS MAKING MOLASSES COOKIES FOR YOUR BAND...

200. AND I HAD AN ACCIDENT!

201. OH, LUCY!

202. UH-OH.

203. RICKY!

204. WE'RE STUCK!

205. I'LL GET IT.

206. AY YI YI YI YI!

207. HI, NEIGHBORS!

208. LUCY, I BROUGHT YOU THAT FLOUR FOR YOUR COOKIES.

209. OH, ETHEL, YOU'RE A PAL!

210. GEE, FRED,

211. WOULD IT HURT YOU TO HUG ME LIKE THAT?

212. PROBABLY NOT, BUT... WHY TAKE THE CHANCE?

213. SAY, FRED, WE GOT A STICKY SITUATION HERE.

214. YOU WANNA HELP US OUT?

215. SURE, RICK.

216. OH, WATCH IT, FRED!

217. BOY, YOU KIDS REALLY ARE STUCK!

218. AH!

219. WHHAAAA!

220. WHHAAA!

221. WAAA!

222. OH, LUCY.

223. WELL, I'M OFF TO ROMANCE OUR LADY.

224. HEY, FEZ...

225. DONNA HASN'T BEEN...

226. I DON'T KNOW, YOU KNOW, LIKE MENTIONING ME OR ANYTHING?

227. NO.

228. WELL—THAT'S OK.

229. THAT'S GOOD, 'CAUSE I HAVEN'T BEEN TALKING ABOUT HER EITHER.

230. OF COURSE, I'VE BEEN ALONE, SO I'D JUST BE TALKING TO MYSELF.

231. AND THAT'S NOT NORMAL.

232. HAVE TO BE PRETTY CRAZY TO TALK TO MYSELF, WOULDN'T I?

233. YES. YES, I WOULD.

234. OK, I GOTTA GET SOME PANTS.

235. DAMN!

236. OH, HEY, KELSO,

237. UH... PAM MACY CALLED,

238. AND, UH, SHE SAID SHE HAD A REALLY GREAT TIME

239. MAKING OUT WITH YOU LAST NIGHT.

240. MICHAEL!

241. NO, NO! WE DID NOT!

242. FIGHT! FIGHT, FIGHT.

243. NO FAIR, MAN.

244. SHUT UP! MY DAY'S ALMOST OVER. HURRY UP AND FIGHT!

245. WHAT?

246. OH! OOH!

247. WOULD YOU WATCH IT?

248. WHAT A KLUTZ! ISN'T KELSO A KLUTZ?

249. I THINK YOU SHOULD HIT HIM!

250. STEVEN, WHY ARE YOU TRYING TO MAKE US FIGHT?

251. 'CAUSE I'VE GOT TODAY IN THE POOL. COME ON, HIT HIM!

252. OH, MY GOD. I GET IT.

253. THE POOL WASN'T ABOUT STEVEN'S TOENAILS.

254. THESE IDIOTS BET ON WHEN YOU AND I WOULD FIGHT.

255. KELSO! ARE YOU GONNA TAKE THAT, MAN?

256. SHE CALLED YOUR FRIENDS IDIOTS!

257. YOU BETTER START KICKING SOME ASS!

258. NO, WAIT—THE POOL WAS ABOUT US?

259. DAMN, I WISH I HAD A PIECE OF THAT!

260. YOU WOULD WAGER AGAINST OUR LOVE?

261. WELL, DAMN, JACKIE, IN A LIFETIME

262. HOW OFTEN DO YOU HAVE A RUN AT A SURE THING?

263. AH!

264. GAME OVER!

265. WHAT'S ALL THE RACKET?

266. OH, THAT'S JUST THE SWEET SOUND OF ME WINNING 75 BUCKS.

267. AHA! NOT SO FAST, CHEATER.

268. IT'S 2 MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT,

269. WHICH MEANS IT'S THE NEXT DAY, WHICH MEANS YOU LOSE.

270. HA. SERVES YOU RIGHT!

271. YEAH!

272. OH, SHUT UP, MICHAEL!

273. LOOKS LIKE...

274. THE WINNER IS R.F.

275. WHO'S R.F.?

276. I BELIEVE THIS IS MINE.

277. THANK YOU ALL VERY MUCH.

278. ALL RIGHT. HAND OVER MY PRESERVES.

279. THEY WERE IN OUR GARAGE, AND NOW THEY'RE NOT.

280. OH, THAT'S TERRIBLE, KITTY.

281. WHY DON'T YOU SIT DOWN AND RELAX

282. WITH SOME TOAST AND HOME-MADE JAM?

283. JAM?

284. YEAH. WE FOUND IT IN OUR GARAGE.

285. IT'S OUR GARAGE!

286. AND THAT'S MY JAM!

287. BON APPETIT!

288. YOU KNOW, YOU TWO JUST DON'T GET IT, DO YOU?

289. THAT JAM WAS ON MY PROPERTY!

290. I'LL SHOW YOU THE DEED.

291. THERE'S MY LOT.

292. THERE'S YOURS. THERE'S THE PROPERTY LINE RIGHT THERE.

293. OOPS.

294. WELL... LOOKS LIKE I OWN PART OF YOUR PROPERTY.

295. I, UH... I WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS TRICKERY!

296. YOU GET OUTTA MY HOUSE!

297. NO PROBLEM.

298. OK. NO ONE ANSWERED THE PHONE AT ERIC'S HOUSE.

299. WHAT COULD HE BE DOING?

300. WHERE COULD HE GO WITH NO PANTS?

301. DONNA, WHEN WE'RE IN PUBLIC, YOU ARE WITH ME.

302. ERIC IS DEAD TO YOU.

303. EXCUSE ME.

304. PARDON ME.

305. MOVE IT!

306. OH, BOY. HERE COMES TROUBLE.

307. CAROLINE! HA...

308. I WAS JUST OFFERING MY GIRLFRIEND DONNA

309. A SIP FROM MY STRAW.

310. WE DON'T CARE ABOUT GERMS BECAUSE

311. SHE HAS HAD HER TONGUE IN MY MOUTH.

312. YOU KNOW WHAT I THINK? I THINK THIS IS ALL AN ACT.

313. I DON'T THINK YOU'RE REALLY DATING.

314. OH, YEAH? WELL... WELL, MAYBE...

315. MAYBE THIS WILL CONVINCE YOU.

316. COME ON, DONNA. PUT SOME LEG INTO IT.

317. GIMME A BREAK. IF YOU WERE REALLY TOGETHER,

318. YOU'D HAVE AT LEAST GOTTEN TO SECOND BASE BY NOW.

319. YOU KNOW...

320. WHEN YOU ARE RIGHT, YOU ARE RIGHT.

321. ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT. ENOUGH!

322. CAROLINE, FEZ DOESN'T LIKE YOU.

323. IS THAT TRUE, FEZ?

324. YES?

325. WOW.

326. I GUESS WE REALLY ARE OVER.

327. OK! ENJOY YOUR MOVIE.

328. OW.

329. SORRY!

330. IT'S OK. AHEM.

331. HEY, ERIC!

332. LOOKIN' GOOD!

333. CALL ME. TCH!

334. ERIC, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

335. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?

336. IT'S THE TURNING POINT!

337. I LOVE BALLET MOVIES. THEY MAKE YOU THINK, YOU KNOW?

338. HOW DID THEIR FEET GET SO POINTY?

339. THAT'S A MYSTERY I'M DETERMINED TO SOLVE.

340. WHAT?

341. YOU MISS ME.

342. WELL—

343. YOU MISSED ME.

344. I REALLY DID.

345. EXCUSE ME.

346. OUR DATE IS NOT OVER.

347. NOW, GOOD DAY, SIR.

348. BUT FEZ—

349. I SAY GOOD DAY.

350. FEZ, I'M NOT GOING ANYWHERE.

351. FINE. THEN GOOD DAY.

352. FEZ...

353. I SAY GOOD DAY!

354. LUCY, THESE BROWNIES ARE WONDERFUL!

355. THEY MAKE ME FEEL SILLY!

356. CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY CARSEY-WERNER COMPANY L.L.C. AND FOX BROADCASTING COMPANY

357. DON'T YA JUST LOVE THOSE DRIED MINT FLAKES?

358. SOMEONE SOLD 'EM TO ME OFF THE STREET!

359. AH... I DON'T THINK THESE ARE MINT FLAKES.

360. I'M FLYIN'!

361. LUCY, YOU GOT SOME 'SPLAINING TO DO!

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