1. CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
CARSEY-WERNER COMPANY L.L.C.
AND FOX BROADCASTING COMPANY
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2. OK, HERE
COMES KELSO.
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3. OH, THIS IS
GOING TO BE SO GOOD.
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4. BUT PLUG YOUR NOSE,
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5. BECAUSE IT'S ALSO
GOING TO BE FOUL.
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6. ALL RIGHT,
SOMEBODY PUT A STINK BOMB
IN MY BACKPACK.
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7. OHHH!
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8. AND WHEN I FIND OUT WHO,
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9. I'M GONNA KICK SOME ASS!
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10. WHY MUST
PEOPLE BE CRUEL?
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11. YEAH, 'CAUSE NOW
I GOTTA GO SEE JACKIE
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12. SMELLING LIKE A SKUNK,
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13. AND JACKIE HATES SKUNKS.
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14. EXCEPT FOR PEPE LE PEW.
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15. AND YOU GOTTA ADMIT,
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16. FOR A SKUNK,
HE'S PRETTY ROMANTIC.
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17. OK, GUYS, I'VE GOT
5 STINK BOMBS LEFT.
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18. LET'S GO RUIN
SOMEONE ELSE'S DAY.
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19. SORRY, GUYS.
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20. I'M GOING TO THE MOVIES
WITH DONNA.
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21. YOU KNOW, IT'S LIKE,
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22. WE HARDLY SEE EACH OTHER
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23. NOW THAT SHE GOT THAT JOB
AT THE RADIO STATION.
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24. YEAH, YOU'RE THE WIFE
OF A FAMOUS RADIO PERSONALITY.
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25. GO BAKE ME A PIE, MARTHA.
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26. OH, MY GOD.
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27. UH, DONNA'S
ON THE RADIO.
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28. SHE'S DOING THE FARM
REPORT RIGHT NOW.
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29. AND IN PORK BELLY NEWS,
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30. PRICES HAVE RISEN
TO NEARLY 54 CENTS
PER POUND.
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31. MMM, MMM, BACON!
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32. PORK BELLY PRICES.
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33. HOW CUTE IS THAT?
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34. HEH HEH HEH!
HA HA HA!
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35. AND I'LL BE BACK
AT 3:00, 4:00, AND 5:00
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36. WITH MORE UPDATES.
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37. UNTIL THEN,
KEEP ON FARMIN'!
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38. IS THAT OK?
I JUST ADDED THAT.
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39. I DID HIT THE BUTTON!
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40. OH!
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41. SHE'S STAYING
LATE AGAIN?
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42. OH, GOD.
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43. HOW MUCH
FAST-BREAKING
PORK BELLY NEWS
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44. CAN THERE
POSSIBLY BE?
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45. THAT'S IT,
I'M GOING DOWN
THERE.
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46. WELL, THAT
CONVERSATION'S
GOING TO GO BADLY.
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47. HOW DO YOU KNOW?
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48. I PUT A STINK BOMB
IN HIS BACK POCKET.
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49. YOU'RE DOING THE REST
OF THE FARM REPORTS?
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50. COME ON. I THOUGHT
WE WERE GOING
TO THE MOVIES.
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51. WELL, JANICE
CALLED IN SICK, SO—
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52. WHY DO YOU SMELL
LIKE BUTT?
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53. THAT IS NONE OF
YOUR BUSINESS, OK?
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54. OK, DONNA.
LOOK, I THINK
WE NEED TO TALK.
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55. I THINK THIS JOB
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56. IS REALLY CUTTING
INTO YOUR ERIC TIME.
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57. MY ERIC TIME?
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58. AND I'M
VERY CONCERNED
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59. ABOUT YOUR
DIMINISHING
ERIC TIME
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60. BECAUSE IT
DIRECTLY AFFECTS
ME, YOU KNOW.
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61. HEH HEH HEH!
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62. UH, I—I'M ERIC.
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63. RIGHT!
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64. HEY, THANKS FOR STAYING
LATE AGAIN, DONNA.
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65. YOU KNOW,
YOU MIGHT JUST TURN THIS
INTO A FULL-TIME GIG.
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66. HEY! I'M
HER FULL-TIME GIG.
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67. NO OFFENSE,
YOU STINK, DUDE.
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68. HERE'S THOSE TICKETS.
ENJOY THE SHOW.
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69. TICKETS?
YEAH,
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70. I KNOW I'VE BEEN
WORKING A LOT LATELY,
AND I WANTED
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71. TO MAKE IT UP TO YOU,
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72. SO I GOT MAX
TO HOOK US UP
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73. WITH TED NUGENT TICKETS
FOR EVERYBODY.
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74. THE MOTOR CITY MADMAN?
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75. NO WAY!
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76. OH, MY DISAPPOINTMENT
IS MELTING
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77. INTO A MIXTURE
OF EXCITEMENT AND GUILT.
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78. GREAT! THAT'S WHAT
I WAS GOING FOR.
OH.
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79. HELLO, WISCONSIN!
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80. AS SOON AS I SAW
THAT SKUNK,
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81. I KNEW THAT I HAD
TO CAPTURE IT
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82. AND RETURN IT
TO THE ZOO.
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83. WHERE IT COULD,
MAYBE, JUST MAYBE,
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84. FALL IN LOVE
LIKE YOU AND I.
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85. OH, MICHAEL,
THAT IS SO SWEET.
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86. YEAH, THAT'S ME.
SWEET.
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87. SO, HERE WE ARE.
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88. WHAT TO DO,
WHAT TO DO?
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89. OH, I KNOW
WHAT WE COULD DO.
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90. IT!
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91. NO, MIKE.
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92. I'M NOT DOING "IT"
IN A CAR.
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93. NOW THAT
WE'RE BACK TOGETHER,
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94. I WANT IT
TO BE SPECIAL.
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95. I WANT OUR SECOND
FIRST TIME TO BE MAGICAL.
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96. I CAN DO MAGIC.
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97. CHECK IT OUT.
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98. MICHAEL, I'M SERIOUS.
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99. JACKIE, I JUST
REMOVED A FINGER!
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100. ALL RIGHT.
HOW ABOUT THIS?
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101. WE'LL HAVE
A SPECIAL DAY
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102. JUST DEDICATED
TO ALL THE ROMANTIC
MAGIC YOU WANT.
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103. THAT'S A GREAT IDEA.
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104. AH, BUT YOU KNOW
WHAT WOULD BE EVEN BETTER?
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105. IF WE DID IT
RIGHT NOW.
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106. NO!
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107. THAT INSTEAD
OF ONE DAY,
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108. WE HAVE A WHOLE WEEK
OF ROMANTIC MAGIC.
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109. WELL, THAT WOULD
BE 7 TIMES LONGER.
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110. AND 7 TIMES BETTER!
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111. AND 7 TIMES LONGER.
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112. HEY.
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113. YOU KNOW, OUR
ANNIVERSARY'S
COMING UP.
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114. 18 YEARS.
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115. I CAN STILL REMEMBER
THE FIRST
TIME I SAW MIDGIE.
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116. SHE WAS
THE TALLEST GIRL
IN CHEMISTRY CLASS.
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117. AND BOB WAS
THE SHORTEST BOY.
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118. BUT WHAT HE LACKED
IN HEIGHT,
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119. HE MADE UP FOR
IN SHORTNESS.
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120. RED, UM, REMEMBER
WHEN WE FIRST MET?
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121. LIKE IT WAS YESTERDAY.
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122. IT WAS 1952
AT A U.S.O. DANCE.
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123. ME AND MY BUDDIES
WERE BLOWING OFF STEAM.
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124. AND SUDDENLY I SAW HER.
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125. SHE WAS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL
GIRL IN THE JOINT.
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126. HIYA, DAME.
WANNA SHAKE A LEG?
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127. NO, THANKS.
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128. THAT WASN'T A QUESTION.
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129. I THINK
IT WAS, MISTER.
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130. MIND IF I CUT IN?
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131. THIS IS NONE
OF YOUR BUSINESS,
BELL-BOTTOM!
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132. I THINK YOU COULD USE
A LITTLE PUNCH, LEATHERNECK.
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133. OH, YOU'RE
IN BIG TROUBLE,
RED FORMAN.
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134. HUH?
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135. I SAID YOU'RE IN BIG
TROUBLE, RED FORMAN.
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136. YOU'RE THINKING
OF SOME OTHER GIRL.
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137. THAT'S NOT
HOW WE MET AT ALL.
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138. OH.
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139. OHHH!
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140. UH-OH.
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141. FEZ, WHAT'S
IN THE BOX?
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142. COUNTERFEIT
CONCERT T-SHIRTS.
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143. ME AND HYDE ARE
GOING TO SELL THEM
AFTER THE SHOW.
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144. OH, HOW ENTREPRENEURIAL
OF YOU.
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145. HEY, SEE, I FIGURE, WITH
THE ORIGINAL CONCERT TEES
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146. GOING FOR $15,
WE SELL OURS FOR 10,
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147. AND TURN A $50 INVESTMENT
INTO 250 BUCKS.
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148. WHERE'D YOU GET
THE 50 BUCKS?
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149. I THOUGHT
YOU WERE BROKE.
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150. I SNAKED IT FROM
YOUR CANDYLAND STASH.
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151. SO, IF YOU THINK ABOUT IT,
IT'S ALL PROFIT.
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152. OK, FINE.
CAN I BORROW $50?
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153. HEY, YOU WANNA
SEE WHAT 50 STOLEN
BUCKS CAN BUY?
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154. FEZ, IT'S TED NUGENT.
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155. UH-HUH, TAD NUGENT.
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156. NO, MAN.
I'M SAYING "TED."
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157. I'M SAYING
"TAD," TOO.
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158. NO, YOU'RE NOT.
IT SAYS TAD.
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159. I KNOW IT SAYS TAD.
I'M THE ONE WHO PUT
IT ON THERE.
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160. I DON'T KNOW
WHY WE'RE FIGHTING.
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161. WHAT'S
THE PROBLEM HERE?
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162. BECAUSE THE SHIRT
SAYS TAD!
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163. EXACTLY!
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164. BUT THE "A"
SHOULD BE AN "E."
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165. WELL, THAT'S NOT
HOW YOU SPELL "TAD."
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166. NO, THAT'S
HOW YOU SPELL "TED."
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167. OOH.
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168. THESE SHIRTS
ARE USELESS.
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169. NOW FORMAN'S
OUT 50 BUCKS.
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170. YOU KNOW,
IT'S HARD ENOUGH
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171. TRYING TO REMEMBER
THIS WITHOUT YOU TWO
STARING AT ME.
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172. HEY, I COULD
HYPNOTIZE YOU.
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173. I KNOW!
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174. YOU COULD
RETRACE YOUR STEPS.
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175. WHAT DID YOU HAVE
FOR BREAKFAST?
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176. OH, MY, KITTY,
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177. UH, YOU KNOW,
HA HA HA HA,
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178. I WAS
JUST THINKING
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179. ABOUT HOW MUCH
I LOVE YOU.
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180. SO, YOU REMEMBER YET?
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181. YES!
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182. NO.
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183. IT WAS NOVEMBER 17, 1953,
AT A U.S.O. DANCE.
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184. I REMEMBER BECAUSE
IT WAS THE MOST IMPORTANT
MOMENT OF MY LIFE.
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185. REALLY, KITTY?
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186. BECAUSE
IN NOVEMBER 1953,
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187. I WAS IN KOREA.
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188. SO I'M PRETTY SURE
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189. THAT YOU WERE TALKING
TO SOMEONE ELSE.
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190. ARE YOU SURE?
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191. MAYBE—MAYBE YOU CAME
HOME FOR THE WEEKEND?
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192. NOT FROM KOREA.
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193. OH, GREAT.
NOW NEITHER ONE OF US
KNOWS HOW WE MET.
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194. WELL, YOU BETTER GET
YOUR THINKING CAP ON, MISTER!
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195. THANK YOU,
WISCONSIN!
GOOD NIGHT!
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196. THAT WAS
THE COOLEST!
SO COOL!
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197. THAT WAS SO COOL!
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198. COOL.
THAT WAS COOL.
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199. THAT WAS COOL.
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200. ALL RIGHT,
LET'S GO TRY AND SELL
THESE STUPID T-SHIRTS.
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201. GOD, MICHAEL, THIS WAS
THE MOST MAGICAL NIGHT!
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202. HEH!
YEAH.
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203. DURING THE CONCERT,
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204. I REWROTE SOME OF
TED NUGENT'S SONGS
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205. WITH YOUR NAME
IN IT.
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206. OK, WHICH ONE
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207. "CAT SCRATCH
JACKIE,"
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208. OR "JACKIE
SCRATCH FEVER"?
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209. I LOVE THEM BOTH!
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210. HA HA HA!
HO HO HO!
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211. WHAT DO YOU
WANT TO DO NOW?
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212. UH, OOH!
WE CAN GO AROUND BACK
AND WATCH THE TOUR BUSES
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213. FROM BEHIND
THE CHAIN-LINK FENCE.
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214. GREAT IDEA!
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215. HIYA, KIDS.
HI.
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216. ENJOY THE SHOW?
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217. ARE YOU KIDDING?
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219. HEE HEE!
HA HA!
HO HO!
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220. YOU CAN SAY
THAT AGAIN, MAX!
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221. WELL, YOU KNOW,
I'M STARTING TO COME DOWN.
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222. I MEAN, I'M GETTING TIRED.
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223. UH, WHY DON'T YOU TAKE THIS?
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224. OH, MY GOD.
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225. A BACKSTAGE PASS.
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226. OH, YEAH!
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227. OH, TOO BAD
THERE'S ONLY
ONE, HUH?
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228. I'LL BE BACK
IN 5 MINUTES, I SWEAR.
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229. YOU'RE GOING?
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230. WELL, DON'T
YOU WANT ME TO?
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231. OF... COURSE I DO.
HEH HEH.
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232. THAT'S WHY
I SAID, "OH,
YOU'RE GOING, YAY!"
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233. YOU'RE THE BEST.
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234. YEAH, THAT'S—
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235. YEAH, THAT'S GOOD.
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236. THAT'S NICE FOR HER.
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237. YEAH.
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238. YOU'LL NEVER
SEE HER AGAIN.
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239. THAT'S HOW I LOST
MY FIRST WIFE.
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240. DAMN YOU, DONNY OSMOND!
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241. T-SHIRTS!
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242. GET YOUR CRAPPY,
MISSPELLED T-SHIRTS!
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243. CAN'T ENJOY
THE AFTER-PARTY
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244. WITHOUT YOUR CRAPPY,
MISSPELLED T-SHIRTS!
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245. I RUE THE DAY
I TOOK YOU UNDER MY WING,
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246. MY FOREIGN FRIEND.
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247. I'M SORRY YOU FEEL
THAT WAY, HYDE,
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248. BUT I THINK
THAT THE TIME
WE SPENT TOGETHER
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249. HAS TAUGHT US
EACH A LITTLE BIT
ABOUT TOLERANCE,
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250. HUMANITY,
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251. FRIENDSHIP.
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252. WHATEVER.
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253. AH! EWW!
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254. MICHAEL, SOMEONE
BLEW CHUNKS.
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255. MAY I ESCORT
YOU ACROSS
THE VOMIT, MILADY?
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256. WHY, THANK YOU,
GOOD SIR!
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257. I HATE THEM.
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258. YOU JUST
BOUGHT YOURSELF
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259. A BARFY TODD NUGENT
T-SHIRT, MISTER!
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260. FEZ?
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261. IT'S TED!
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262. HEY, WHO ORDERED
THE REDHEAD?
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263. OH, MY GOD, YOU'RE
LOOKING AT ME.
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264. TED NUGENT
IS LOOKING AT ME!
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265. OH, MY GOD,
STOP LOOKING AT ME.
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266. I'M DONNA.
I AM, LIKE,
YOUR BIGGEST FAN.
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267. HI, DONNA. MEET
THE OTHER GROUPIES.
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268. THIS IS BLONDE GIRL,
THE OTHER BLONDE GIRL,
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269. TALL GIRL AND
THE TALL BLONDE GIRL.
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270. WELL, ACTUALLY,
I'M NOT A GROUPIE.
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271. I MEAN, I LOVE YOU,
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272. BUT I WORK AT A ROCK
RADIO STATION.
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273. WFPP "THE SOUND."
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274. I DO
THE FARM REPORT.
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275. IT'S LIKE,
A HUGE DAY
FOR PORK BELLIES.
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276. WE DON'T CARE.
SORRY.
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277. OH, YOU WORK
FOR A RADIO STATION?
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278. YOU WANNA DO
AN INTERVIEW
OR SOMETHING?
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279. OH, MY GOD.
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280. AN INTERVIEW
WOULD BE AMAZING.
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281. DO YOU HAVE
A PIECE OF PAPER,
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282. ONE OF THOSE, UH—
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283. PENS.
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284. PENS! EXACTLY!
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285. YOU ARE THE BEST!
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286. OK, FIRST QUESTION.
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287. UM, UH...
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288. OH, MY GOD, WHY
ARE YOU SO GREAT?
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289. HEY, GUYS.
HAVE YOU SEEN DONNA?
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290. LOOK, FORMAN.
NO OFFENSE,
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291. WE HAVE
MORE IMPORTANT THINGS
TO WORRY ABOUT HERE.
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292. RIGHT.
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293. GOOD LUCK
IN JAIL, GUYS!
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294. YOU KNOW,
I HAD A DREAM
LIKE THIS ONCE.
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295. ONLY I WAS
HANDCUFFED
TO CHERYL TIEGS.
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296. AND YOU WEREN'T
WEARING YOUR
SUNGLASSES.
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297. IT'S NOT JUST
TONIGHT, YOU KNOW?
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298. YEAH, SHE'S BEEN
BLOWING ME OFF
MORE AND MORE.
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299. AND SHE THINKS
I'LL TAKE IT,
BUT I WON'T. UH-UH.
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300. CAN YOU LIFT
YOUR FEET, PLEASE?
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301. SORRY.
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302. AND I'M NOT LISTENING
TO YOUR LITTLE STORY,
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303. SO YOU REALLY NEED
TO STOP TALKING TO YOURSELF.
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304. WHAT IS WRONG
WITH YOU PEOPLE?
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305. COME ON.
THAT WAS GREAT!
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306. WHAT ARE YOU ON?
DOPE?
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307. OH.
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308. WELL, UH, I BETTER GO.
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309. MY BOYFRIEND'S WAITING.
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310. THANK YOU SO MUCH
FOR THE INTERVIEW, TED.
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311. YOU'RE VERY WELCOME.
DO YOU WANT
TO STICK AROUND?
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312. I'LL LET YOU
TOUCH THE GUITAR.
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313. REALLY?
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314. ALL RIGHT!
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315. WHAT, YOU MEAN
YOUR GUITAR GUITAR, RIGHT?
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316. YEAH.
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317. ALL RIGHT!
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318. WHOO!
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319. MICHAEL,
I HAVE TO SAY
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320. THIS HAS REALLY
BEEN A MAGICALLY
ROMANTIC DAY.
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321. ACTUALLY,
IT'S AFTER MIDNIGHT.
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322. SO, THERE'S NOW OFFICIALLY
A DAY 2 OF MAGICAL ROMANCE WEEK.
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323. TA-DA!
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324. OH, MICHAEL!
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325. HEH HEH!
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326. YEAH, AND I'VE
GOT SOME GREAT STUFF
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327. PLANNED FOR
THE REST OF THE WEEK.
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328. WE'RE GONNA
HAVE A PICNIC,
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329. AND I'M GONNA
COOK FOR YOU.
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330. OH, AND WE'RE GONNA GO
FOR A RIDE ON A RICKSHAW.
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331. YOU KNOW WHAT?
YOU ARE THE MOST
ROMANTIC MAN
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332. IN POINT PLACE.
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333. YEP.
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334. YOU KNOW, AT—
AT FIRST, I THOUGHT
THIS WAS GONNA SUCK,
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335. BUT, YOU KNOW, I'VE
REALLY GOTTEN INTO IT,
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336. AND I'M GLAD THAT WE'RE
WAITIN' 7 DAYS TO DO IT.
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337. GOD, MICHAEL,
YOU REALLY HAVE CHANGED.
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338. YOU'RE SO DIFFERENT...
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339. AND WE'RE DIFFERENT.
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340. OK, LET'S DO IT.
NOW!
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341. WHOA. I—I THOUGHT
YOU DIDN'T WANT
TO DO IT IN A CAR.
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342. NO, MICHAEL.
YOU'RE SO IRRESISTIBLE,
I CAN'T WAIT.
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343. WHAT ABOUT THE REST
OF THE WEEK? I MEAN,
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344. I—I RENTED A TUX
AND—AND PATENT
LEATHER SHOES.
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345. OH!
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346. OK, YOU GUYS,
COME ON, OPEN UP.
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347. I'VE HAD
A REALLY BAD NIGHT.
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348. WE NEED THE CAR, ERIC.
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349. WE'RE GONNA DO IT,
AND IT'S GONNA BE MAGICAL.
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350. OH, RED,
IT'S KILLING ME
THAT I CAN'T REMEMBER.
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351. HUH? OH, YEAH!
YEAH, ME, TOO,
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352. YEAH, BUT I'LL TELL YOU
ONE THING I REMEMBER.
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353. I REMEMBER THAT
YOU LOVED MANHATTANS.
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354. OH, THAT'S RIGHT.
THAT'S WHAT
I USED TO DRINK.
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355. OH, I HAVEN'T
HAD A MANHATTAN
IN 20 YEARS.
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356. AH.
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357. OH, BOY, THAT
TAKES ME BACK.
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358. OH.
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359. OHHH.
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360. KEEP 'EM COMING.
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361. OH, MY.
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362. I'M AS LOOSE AS
A GOOSE.
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363. OK, LET'S DO IT.
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364. WHOOPS-A-DAISY,
I NEED TO USE THE LADIES'--
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365. HA HA HA!
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366. YOU ALL RIGHT?
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367. I BUMPED INTO YOUR BUTT
AND FELL DOWN.
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368. SORRY.
MY PANTS WERE, UH—
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369. HI. I'M RED FORMAN.
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370. HOW DO YOU DO,
RED FORMAN?
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371. I'M KITTY SIGURDSON.
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372. YOU BUMPED INTO MY BUTT
AND FELL DOWN,
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373. AND THAT'S HOW WE MET?
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374. I'M AFRAID SO.
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375. WELL, WHAT DO YOU SAY
IF ERIC EVER ASKS
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376. WE GO WITH
THE "I PUNCHED OUT
A MARINE" STORY?
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377. AND I WASN'T
DRINKING,
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378. I WAS READING
TO THE BLIND.
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379. SOUNDS GOOD.
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380. OH, MY GOD, ERIC.
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381. I HAVE SO MUCH
TO TELL YOU.
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382. I ACTUALLY
MET TED NUGENT,
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383. AND I GOT
AN INTERVIEW,
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384. AND I KNOW
I SAID I'D BE
RIGHT BACK, BUT...
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385. IT WAS SO EXCITING!
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386. OH, YEAH!
MY NIGHT, TOO!
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387. I MET THE JANITOR,
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388. AND THEN
I GOT TO SEE KELSO
TAKE HIS PANTS OFF.
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389. ROCK 'N' ROLL!
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390. ERIC, YOU'RE MAD AT ME
FOR GOING BACKSTAGE
TO MEET TED NUGENT?
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391. NO, NO. I'M MAD AT YOU
BECAUSE YOU DITCHED ME.
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392. I DIDN'T DITCH YOU.
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393. THIS WAS TED NUGENT.
THIS WAS A HUGE
OPPORTUNITY FOR ME.
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394. SO, COME MONDAY,
I DON'T HAVE TO JUST
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395. TALK ABOUT
THE FARM REPORT,
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396. I CAN TALK ABOUT
THE INTERVIEW,
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397. LIKE AN INTERVIEWER.
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398. WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT,
DONNA? ALL I CAN SAY
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399. IS THAT MY MOM
NEVER WOULD HAVE BAILED
ON MY DAD LIKE THAT.
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400. YEAH, I KNOW,
BUT THEY'RE MARRIED.
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401. OK.
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402. OK, FORGET IT.
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403. LET'S JUST FORGET IT.
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404. YOU'RE SORRY.
EVERYTHING'S FINE.
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405. I NEVER SAID
I WAS SORRY.
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406. BUT YOU ARE, RIGHT?
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407. I SHOULDN'T
HAVE TO BE.
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408. WE ARE FREE!
AT LAST,
WE ARE FREE!
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409. HEY, THEY TRIED
TO CHARGE US
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410. WITH SELLING
COUNTERFEIT MERCHANDISE,
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411. BUT SINCE "TED NUGENT"
WAS MISSPELLED,
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412. IT WASN'T REALLY COUNTERFEIT,
IT WAS JUST STUPID.
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413. UH, MY IGNORANCE OF
AMERICAN YOUTH CULTURE
FINALLY PAID OFF.
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414. HEY, DONNA, DID YOU
GET TO MEET THE NUGE?
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415. YEAH, IT WAS AWESOME.
I WAS RIGHT THERE
WITH TED NUGENT...
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416. THE NUGE.
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417. SO, CAN WE GO NOW?
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418. EXCUSE ME.
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419. YOU'RE RUINING THE MAGIC!
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420. CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
CARSEY-WERNER COMPANY L.L.C.
AND FOX BROADCASTING COMPANY
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421. CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL
CAPTIONING INSTITUTE
- www.ncicap.org—
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422. YOU GOIN'
TO A CLOWN FUNERAL?
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423. SHUT UP.
I'M ROMANTIC.
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424. NICE RENTAL, KELSO.
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425. JOKE'S ON YOU.
I BOUGHT IT.
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426. YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT.
IT'S MINE.
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427. WELL, I THINK YOU LOOK
HANDSOME, MICHAEL.
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428. THANK YOU, JACKIE.
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429. HEY, FEZ. YOU EVER
PULL A RICKSHAW?
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430. WHAT'S A RICKSHAW?
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431. COME ON.
IT'S FUN.
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432. PUBLIC PERFORMANCE OF CAPTIONS
PROHIBITED WITHOUT PERMISSION OF
NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE
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