1. CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
CARSEY-WERNER COMPANY L.L.C.
AND FOX BROADCASTING COMPANY
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2. ALL RIGHT! THEY
DIDN'T EVEN CHECK
OUR FAKE I.D.s.
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3. AND I WASTED A WHOLE DAY
THINKING UP MY FAKE NAME.
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4. YEAH, SORRY, PEZ.
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5. LET'S DRINK.
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6. SO, FELLAS, SCHOOL
LET OUT EARLY?
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7. YEAH, WE'RE JUST—
KELSO, SHUT UP.
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8. UH, I MEAN, NO.
NO, WE'RE OLD.
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9. WE'RE WORKERS.
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10. WE'RE OLD
CONSTRUCTION WORKERS.
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11. HEY, FELLAS, DID YOU SEE
THAT BRICK TODAY? WHOO!
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12. RELAX, GUYS.
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13. IT'S SERVE-
A-MINOR NIGHT
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14. AT THE OLD DON'T-
HAVE-A-LIQUOR-
LICENSE SALOON.
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15. YOU LOOK FAMILIAR.
DO I KNOW YOU?
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16. I SHOULD HOPE SO...
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17. DAD.
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18. HELLO, WISCONSIN!
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19. HEY, HEY, HEY!
STEVEN!
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20. WOW! SO YOU'RE
HYDE'S DAD.
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21. HA HA HA. WELL, THAT'S
WHAT HIS MOTHER SAYS.
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22. HA HA HA! KIDDING.
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23. HELLO, MR. HYDE'S DAD.
I AM PEZ.
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24. I'VE HEARD MUCH
ABOUT YOU.
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25. GOOD THINGS, I HOPE.
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26. WELL, IF RUNNING OUT
ON YOUR FAMILY
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27. AND BECOMING A DRUNK
IS GOOD, THEN YES.
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28. OK, GUYS,
LET'S...
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29. LOOK OVER
HERE.
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30. WOW. HA HA HA.
LOOK AT YOU.
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31. YOU'RE... BIGGER.
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32. AND YOU GOT
YOUR MOM'S HAIR.
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33. AND HER SIDEBURNS.
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34. SO, HOW LONG HAS IT BEEN?
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35. 8 YEARS, 51 DAYS.
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36. WOW. HA HA!
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37. TIME REALLY FLIES
WHEN YOU'RE—
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38. DRUNK?
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39. I WAS GONNA SAY HAVING FUN,
BUT SAME THING.
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40. YEAH, SO, UH,
HOW LONG YOU BEEN
BACK FOR?
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41. WELL, LET'S SEE.
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42. OH, MUST BE ABOUT A YEAR.
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43. A YEAR?
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44. YEAH. HEY, I WAS GONNA
CALL YOU, BUT—
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45. OH, YOU WERE GONNA
CALL ME?
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46. OH, MAN, THAT
MAKES YOU, LIKE,
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47. I DON'T KNOW, WHAT?
FATHER OF THE YEAR?
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48. I'LL SEE YOU AROUND, DAD.
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49. OH, MAN.
HYDE'S UPSET.
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50. BETTER GO SEE
HOW HE IS.
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51. YEP, ONE MORE ROUND
AND WE'LL GO SEE
HOW HE IS.
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52. HELLO! SHE IS
JUST MY TYPE...
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53. NAKED.
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54. I, TOO, LIKE
THE NAKED LADIES.
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55. I FIND THEM SO...
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56. NAKED.
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57. YEAH, THAT'S
REALISTIC.
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58. I THINK I'M GONNA
CHANGE THE OIL
IN MY CAR,
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59. BUT FIRST I'M GONNA
TAKE OFF EVERYTHING
BUT MY COWBOY BOOTS!
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60. WELL, SURE. I MEAN,
IF YOU'RE IN BARE FEET,
YOU COULD SLIP IN THE OIL.
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61. COME ON, DONNA,
SAFETY FIRST.
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62. WHOA! SURE-FIRE WAYS
TO PICK UP WOMEN.
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63. WHAT KIND OF LONELY LOSERS
READ THIS STUFF, ANYWAY?
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64. GIMME.
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65. "LOOK DEEP
INTO HER EYES
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66. "AND USE HER NAME
OFTEN,
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67. SHOWING THAT
THIS CONVERSATION
IS JUST FOR HER."
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68. AHEM. HEY, DONNA.
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69. I THINK THEY'RE
ONTO SOMETHING, DONNA.
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70. WHAT DO YOU THINK,
DONNA?
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71. OH, MY GOD!
I'M TAKING OFF
MY SHIRT!
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72. STOP IT, HANDS,
STOP IT!
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73. WELL, STEVEN,
HONEY,
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74. YOU HAVEN'T TOUCHED
YOUR SANDWICH.
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75. YOU FEEL OK?
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76. YEAH, I'M JUST
NOT HUNGRY.
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77. AW, STEVEN,
ARE YOU FINALLY TIRED
OF FREE-LOADING?
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78. CAN IT, LAURIE.
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79. ALL I'M SAYING
IS DADDY WORKS
REALLY HARD
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80. AND NOTHING HERE
IS CHEAP.
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81. EXCEPT YOU.
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82. BELIEVE ME,
I'M NOT CHEAP.
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83. FINE, FREE, WHATEVER.
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84. HEY, HONEY, I'M HOME.
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85. OH, GOOD.
THE HIPPIE'S HERE.
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86. HYDE, MAN, YOUR DAD
COME BY LOOKING
FOR YOU, MAN.
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87. WHICH IS REALLY
FREAKY 'CAUSE
I THOUGHT
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88. THIS BALD DUDE
WAS YOUR DAD.
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89. THANKS, LEO.
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90. STEVEN'S FATHER
IS IN TOWN?
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91. YEAH, RIGHT. LIKE HE EVEN
KNOWS WHO HIS FATHER IS.
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92. ERIC, YOU KNOW
SOMETHING ABOUT THIS?
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93. SHE'S A BITCH.
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94. RIGHT, OK, UH, YEAH.
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95. WE BUMPED
INTO HYDE'S DAD
LAST NIGHT.
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96. HE'D BEEN BACK
IN TOWN, LIKE,
A YEAR.
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97. HADN'T EVEN TALKED
TO HIS OWN SON.
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98. COOL. EGG SALAD, MAN.
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99. WELL, I'M GONNA
TALK TO STEVEN
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100. AND SEE HOW HE'S
FEELING ABOUT THIS.
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101. YOU KNOW WHAT, MOM?
I WOULDN'T DO THAT.
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102. HYDE REALLY
LIKES TO BOTTLE
THOSE THINGS UP.
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103. GOOD FOR HIM. THAT'S WHERE
THOSE FEELINGS SHOULD BE KEPT.
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104. WELL, WHAT IS HE GONNA DO,
PRETEND HE DOESN'T
HAVE A FATHER?
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105. KITTY, THIS IS
A FAMILY ISSUE,
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106. AND FOR ONCE IT'S NOT
ABOUT OUR FAMILY.
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107. LOOK, THE BOND BETWEEN
A FATHER AND A SON
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108. IS COMPLEX AND SUBTLE.
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109. YOU WIPE THAT DAMN SMIRK
OFF YOUR FACE!
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110. RED, WHEN WE TOOK
THAT BOY INTO OUR HOME,
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111. IT BECAME OUR JOB
TO SEE HIM THROUGH
THICK AND THIN,
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112. AND NOW IT'S THICK...
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113. OR THIN, I DON'T KNOW.
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114. BUT HE NEEDS US.
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115. COOL EGG SALAD, MAN.
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116. FINE. STICK YOUR NOSE IN
WHERE IT DOESN'T BELONG.
GO AHEAD.
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117. OK, WILL DO.
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118. BUD'S COMING OVER
FOR DRINKS TONIGHT.
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119. UH, MOM, DO YOU
REALLY WANT
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120. TO INVITE
AN ALCOHOLIC OVER
FOR COCKTAILS?
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121. OH, RIGHT. OK, WELL,
I'LL JUST, UM,
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122. I'LL MAKE HIM
A NICE SHIRLEY TEMPLE
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123. AND—AND HE CAN
FILL UP ON CHEESE.
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124. YOU KEEP A STACK
OF DIRTY MAGAZINES
UNDER YOUR BED?
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125. WHAT... NO, GOD,
NOT A STACK.
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126. YOU KNOW, WHAT IS
A STACK, REALLY?
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127. WHY DO YOU
HAVE THESE DOWN HERE?
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128. NOW, WAIT, DONNA,
DOWNSTAIRS YOU
WERE LAUGHING
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129. AND CRACKING JOKES
ABOUT THIS STUFF.
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130. ERIC, THAT WAS
IN THE BASEMENT
WITH OUR IDIOTIC FRIENDS.
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131. WHY DO YOU NEED THEM?
AREN'T I ENOUGH?
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132. NO... YEAH, OH,
YOU'RE ENOUGH.
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133. GOD, YOU'RE...
YOU'RE PLENTY.
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134. IT'S JUST, UH,
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135. THAT, UH, YOU SEE,
DONNA, YOU SEE,
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136. WHAT I DO
WITH DIRTY MAGAZINES
IS...
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137. REALLY ONLY
INTERESTING TO ME.
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138. WITH THE READING
OF THE ARTICLES
AND THE, YOU KNOW,
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139. SOLVING
OF THE PUZZLES
AND WHATNOT.
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140. YOU KNOW, I DON'T
WANT TO KNOW
ABOUT THE WHATNOT.
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141. I'M OUTTA HERE.
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142. OH, NO, GIRLS.
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143. SHE'S ONTO US.
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144. HELLO, JACKIE.
HOW ARE YOU, JACKIE?
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145. FINE.
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146. I'M GLAD, JACKIE.
I, TOO, AM FINE,
JACKIE.
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147. DO I HAVE A STYE?
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148. NO, JACKIE. YOU, JACKIE,
DO NOT HAVE A STYE...
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149. JACKIE.
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150. OK, FEZ.
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151. I DON'T KNOW WHAT
YOU'RE DOING, FEZ,
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152. BUT STOP DOING IT,
FEZ.
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153. OH, NO. NOW I AM
TURNED ON!
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154. WOW, MAN!
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155. LOOK AT ALL THESE
DIFFERENT NUTS
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156. INTERMINGLING
IN ONE BOWL.
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157. IT'S LIKE
NUTSTOCK, MAN!
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158. KITTY, I THINK
WE SHOULD RE-THINK
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159. OUR DON'T-THROW-LEO-
OUT-ON-HIS-ASS POLICY.
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160. NO, NO, LEO STUCK AROUND
BECAUSE HE—HE CARES
ABOUT STEVEN.
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161. PLUS, I CAN'T
FIND MY SHOES, MAN.
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162. HEY, WHAT'S
GOING ON?
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163. OH, GOOD NEWS,
STEVEN.
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164. YOUR DAD'S COMING OVER
TONIGHT.
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165. SCREW THAT.
NO, STEVEN.
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166. IT'S A GOOD THING,
I THINK.
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167. I GOT NOTHING
TO SAY TO HIM!
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168. WE HAVE FANCY NUT MIX!
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169. HEY, RED! REMEMBER ME?
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170. OF COURSE.
I WASN'T THE ONE
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171. PASSED OUT
IN THE GUTTER.
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172. YEAH, I HAD THIS
WEIRD CONDITION
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173. WHERE I'D DRINK
A CASE OF BEER
AND FALL DOWN.
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174. HEY, RED. MAN,
YOU'RE LOOKING GOOD.
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175. HAVE YOU LOST, UM...
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176. HAIR?
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177. STEVEN'LL BE
RIGHT OUT.
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178. HEY, MAN, NICE SHOES.
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179. ARE THOSE MINE?
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180. HELLO, BUD.
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181. HI.
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182. CAN I GO NOW?
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183. IT'S MAY I GO,
AND NO.
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184. SO, BUD, CAN I
GET YOU A DRINK?
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185. A DRINK.
A DRINK OF SODA!
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186. A NICE DRINK
OF SODA, BUD.
PLUS, WE HAVE CHEESE.
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187. SODA SOUNDS GREAT,
KITTY.
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188. YEAH, I'M
OFF THE HOOCH.
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189. OH, REALLY?
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190. SO, NO MORE BOOZING.
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191. I HEARD HIM.
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192. YEP, I CAN FINALLY
SEE CLEARLY.
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193. ISN'T IT
GREAT, MAN?
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194. IT IS. I GOT A JOB
AND AN APARTMENT.
COLOR TV.
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195. OOH, COLOR TV.
THAT'S NICE.
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196. WOW, BUD.
DOING GREAT NOW, HUH?
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197. COLOR TV? MAN.
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198. I REMEMBER WHEN I WAS A KID,
I DIDN'T EVEN HAVE A FATHER.
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199. WELL, WELL. WHO
COULD HAVE FORESEEN
THIS TERRIBLE—
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200. CAN IT!
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201. JACKIE DIDN'T GIVE ME
THE TIME OF THE DAY.
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202. I HATE THIS STUPID MAGAZINE.
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203. OH, NO, I DIDN'T
MEAN IT. I LOVE YOU.
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204. HEH HEH. HEY, FEZ,
CHECK THIS OUT.
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205. "TIGHT PANTS TURN
A MAN'S DERRIERE
INTO A LADY'S DREAM.
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206. "AND AN OPEN SHIRT
SHOWS A SEXY CHEST
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207. AND AN IRRESISTIBLE
JOIE DE VIVRE."
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208. REALLY?
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209. I ALWAYS THOUGH
MY JOIE DE VIVRE
WAS IN MY PANTS.
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210. OK, I CAN'T BELIEVE
I'M ASKING YOU GUYS THIS,
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211. BUT IF ANY OF YOU LOSERS
HAD A GIRLFRIEND,
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212. WOULD YOU STILL LOOK
AT THOSE MAGAZINES?
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213. HEY, I HAD 2 GIRLFRIENDS
AND A LITTLE ACTION
ON THE SIDE
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214. AND I STILL LOOKED
AT THOSE MAGAZINES.
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215. YOU HAD ACTION
ON THE SIDE? WHO?
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216. YOU DON'T KNOW HER.
SHE WENT TO SACRED HEART.
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217. OK, ANYBODY HERE
HAVE AN OPINION WHO'S
NOT A SKEEVY PIG?
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218. I AM GLAD YOU ASKED, DONNA.
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219. IF I HAD JACKIE,
I WOULD NEVER LOOK
AT THOSE MAGAZINES.
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220. UNLESS SHE'S
ON THE PHONE...
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221. OR WENT SHOPPING
OR TOOK A SHORT NAP.
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222. LOOK, DONNA. THIS IS JUST
THE WAY GUYS ARE, OK?
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223. I MEAN, IF FORMAN
WAS ACTUALLY DATING THE—
"THE NAUGHTY CAMPUS COEDS,"
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224. HE'D BE LOCKED
IN THE BATHROOM LOOKING
AT NAKED PICTURES OF YOU.
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225. HE'S RIGHT.
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226. SO, ARE THERE
NAKED PICTURES OF YOU?
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227. UHH! MY EYE!
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228. HEY, KNEE HIM
IN THE GROIN!
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229. OHH!
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230. OH, MY GOD,
SHE DID IT!
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231. MMM.
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232. SO HOW'S
YOUR COCOA?
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233. CHOCOLATEY GOOD,
THANKS.
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234. THAT'S GOOD, 'CAUSE
I THINK YOUR FATHER
HAS REALLY CHANGED.
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235. HE IS NOT THE SAME MAN
I USED TO KNOW
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236. AND THE MARSHMALLOWS
MAKE IT EXTRA GOOD.
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237. WELL, AT LEAST YOU
KNEW HIM, MRS. FORMAN,
'CAUSE I NEVER DID.
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238. OK, WELL, HERE'S
YOUR CHANCE.
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239. MAYBE NOW YOU
CAN MAKE SOME NEW,
HAPPY MEMORIES.
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240. WOULDN'T THAT
BE WONDERFUL?
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241. OH, HEY! HA HA!
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242. HEE! YEAH!
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243. OHH!
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244. AAH!
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245. YEAH, YOU KNOW WHAT,
MRS. FORMAN?
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246. NO.
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247. ARE YOU SURE?
'CAUSE I KINDA
THINK
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248. YOU'RE BOTTLING
THINGS UP.
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249. I'M NOT BOTTLING
ANYTHING!
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250. WELL, HI, THERE,
BEAUTIFUL.
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251. AND HOW ARE YOU?
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252. NOT GOOD, YOU DIRT BAG.
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253. THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT
YOU'D—EXCUSE ME?
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254. I AM NOT GOING
TO HELP YOU CHEAT
ON YOUR GIRLFRIEND.
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255. BUT I DON'T HAVE
A GIRLFRIEND, YOU...
SILLY LIBRARIAN.
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256. DON'T YOU LIE TO ME!
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257. I HEARD EVERYTHING.
I WAS RIGHT
UNDER THAT MATTRESS.
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258. AND THAT DONNA
SOUNDED REALLY UPSET.
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259. NO, NO, NO, SHE'S OK.
REALLY.
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260. EXCUSE ME, MY TURNOFFS
INCLUDE UNFAITHFUL MEN.
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261. DIDN'T YOU READ
MY BIOGRAPHY?
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262. UM, I... YOU KNOW, I WAS
JUST GETTING TO IT.
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263. I'M SORRY, BUT DONNA
IS A NICE GIRL.
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264. AND YOU ARE A FILTHY,
FILTHY BOY.
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265. YOU FILTHY, FILTHY,
FILTHY,
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266. FILTHY, FILTHY, FILTHY,
FILTHY, FILTHY, FILTHY,
FILTHY BOY!
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267. HEY.
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268. YOU CAN'T DITCH ME
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269. THEN WALK BACK
INTO MY LIFE
8 YEARS LATER
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270. AND EXPECT EVERYTHING
TO BE OK.
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271. YOU SCREWED ME!
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272. I DID. YOU'RE RIGHT.
I KNOW.
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273. AND...
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274. YOU WHAT?
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275. YOU KNOW? WHAT DO
YOU MEAN YOU KNOW?
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276. I GOT NO EXCUSE.
I WAS A JERK.
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277. I'VE BEEN A JERK
MY WHOLE LIFE.
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278. AND ALL I CAN DO IS
TELL YOU I'M SORRY
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279. AND HOPE THAT YOU'LL
BELIEVE ME.
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280. YOU JERK!
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281. HOW AM I SUPPOSED
TO YELL AT YOU NOW?
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282. I WAS GONNA YELL!
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283. I WAS GONNA
TELL YOU OFF!
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284. I THINK YOU SHOULD.
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285. I MEAN, YOU WANT
TO YELL, GO AHEAD.
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286. I MEAN,
I DESERVE IT.
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287. YOU'RE JUST...
YOU'RE CAVING?
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288. THAT JUST
MAKES IT WORSE!
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289. COME ON, MAN!
GIVE ME SOMETHING!
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290. YOU WANT A... BEER?
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291. YEAH!
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292. GIVE ME A BEER!
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293. WELL, HELLO,
JACKIE.
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294. HEY, FEZ.
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295. HEY, FEZ.
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296. NICE ASS!
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297. WHY, THANK YOU,
KELSO.
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298. OH, MY GOD,
WHAT THE HELL'S
THAT SMELL?
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299. WELL, JACKIE, IT'S A
COMBINATION OF MUSK
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300. AND A LITTLE THING
I LIKE TO CALL
"FEZ."
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301. WHOA, FEZ, WHAT
ARE YOU DOING?
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302. SHOWING OFF MY
JOIE DE VIVRE.
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303. YOU LIKE?
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304. NO!
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305. SO, WHAT? THIS
WAS ALL A WASTE?
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306. THE PANTS,
THE CHEST,
THE MANLY SMELL,
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307. THE "JACKIE, HELLO, JACKIE,
JACKIE, JACKIE, JACKIE,
JACKIE!"
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308. WORTHLESS?
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309. NOT WORTHLESS,
HILARIOUS.
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310. OK, LOOK, FEZ.
YOU'RE NOT
BAD-LOOKING.
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311. I MEAN, SOME GIRLS
LIKE THAT EXOTIC,
GRIMY LOOK.
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312. BUT ONLY
THE CHEAPEST,
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313. MOST SLUTTIEST GIRLS
WOULD LIKE THAT.
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314. I SEE.
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315. DAMN, FEZ!
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316. LOOKIN' GOOD!
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317. HEY, SO, THANKS
FOR THE SINGLES
AT THE NUDIE BAR.
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318. HEY, HEY, HEY.
YOU GOTTA TIP THE GIRLS
OR THEY IGNORE YOU.
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319. THEY TAKING CARE
OF YOU HERE?
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320. YEAH, YEAH, IT'S GOOD.
IT'S GREAT.
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321. IT'S A NICE PLACE.
OH, YEAH.
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322. THAT'S NICE. I LIKE
MY PLACE, TOO.
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323. IT'S GOOD. IT'S GOT
AN EXTRA ROOM.
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324. THAT'S COOL.
YEAH.
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325. SO IF YOU EVER
WANNA, YOU KNOW,
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326. COME BY OR WHATEVER,
YOU KNOW?
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327. NOT USING
THE EXTRA ROOM.
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328. HENCE THE TERM
"EXTRA ROOM."
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329. YEAH. YEAH,
THE RENT'S DUE
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330. BUT THEY DON'T
EVICT YOU
FOR, LIKE, 3 MONTHS,
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331. SO I STILL GOT...
2 DAYS.
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332. SO YOU LOOKING
FOR A LOAN, BUD?
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333. WELL, WILL YOU
LOOK AT THAT?
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334. A FATHER AND SON
BROUGHT TOGETHER
BY...
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335. OH, MY GOODNESS,
I THINK IT WAS ME!
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336. DON'T GLOAT, KITTY.
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337. MR. WRONGIE!
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338. FINE.
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339. ONCE IN 26 YEARS!
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340. LIVE IT UP, KITTY!
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341. OH, CRAP.
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342. TA-DA!
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343. WOW, ERIC.
IT'S A ROOM.
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344. NOT JUST ANY ROOM. SEE?
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345. NO MORE DIRTY MAGAZINES.
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346. I THREW THEM
ALL OUT.
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347. AND YOU KNOW WHAT,
DONNA? I DON'T
MISS THEM.
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348. ERIC, YOU DIDN'T
HAVE TO DO THAT.
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349. I MEAN, I UNDERSTAND
WHY YOU NEED THEM.
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350. YOU DO?
YES, YOU'RE
DISGUSTING!
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351. WHAT?
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352. IT'S OK. ALL GUYS ARE.
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353. YOU'RE A REVOLTING GENDER.
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354. YOU KNOW,
WE REALLY ARE.
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355. BUT YOU'RE DISGUSTING
IN A CUTE, HARMLESS WAY,
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356. AND I GUESS
I LOVE YOU FOR THAT.
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357. I LOVE YOU, TOO.
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358. WELL, LET ME
MAKE IT UP TO YOU.
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359. I COULD HAVE A NAKED GIRL
IN HERE IN 10 SECONDS.
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360. OH, GREAT,
SEND HER IN.
I'LL SEE YOU LATER.
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361. SHUT UP!
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362. STEVEN, GOOD.
I WANTED TO HAVE
A TALK WITH YOU.
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363. WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
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364. OH, I'M MOVING IN
WITH BUD.
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365. YOU'RE MOVING IN WITH BUD?
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366. YEAH, RED,
IT'S GONNA BE OK.
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367. NO, IT'S NOT GONNA BE OK.
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368. STEVEN, YOUR DAD IS NOT...
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369. GOOD.
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370. YEAH, I KNOW,
BUT, YOU KNOW,
HE'S MY DAD.
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371. YEAH, HE'S YOUR DAD.
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372. YEAH.
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373. ANYWAY, RED, THANKS
FOR EVERYTHING.
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374. YOU KNOW, REALLY.
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375. HEY, DO ME A FAVOR.
WOULD YOU TELL
MRS. FORMAN?
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376. 'CAUSE I DON'T WANT
TO HAVE TO DEAL WITH
THE WHOLE CRYING THING.
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377. WHAT, DO YOU THINK I DO?
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378. NAH, I'LL JUST TELL HER
THAT, YOU KNOW,
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379. ANYTIME YOU NEED A PLACE
TO STAY, YOU'RE WELCOME HERE.
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380. THAT'LL MAKE HER FEEL BETTER.
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381. THAT SOUNDS GOOD.
THANKS.
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382. AHEM. SO, WHAT, UH,
YOU DON'T WANT A HUG,
DO YOU?
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383. HEH, GOD, NO.
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384. GOOD.
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385. YOU'RE NOT GETTING ONE!
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386. WELL, SIS, BOOM, BAH.
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387. SURE THIS IS OK?
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388. OH, YEAH, YEAH.
BEFORE YOU GOT HERE,
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389. I GOT THE THUMBS UP
FROM THE OLD BALL
AND CHAIN.
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390. SHE'S GREAT.
YOU'D LIKE HER.
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391. OH. WELL, IF SHE'S SO GREAT,
ARE YOU SURE YOU NEED ME?
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392. LOOK, I'VE BEEN OVER
THIS AGAIN AND AGAIN
AND AGAIN...
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393. AND YES, I DO.
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394. OK.
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395. WELL, YAY, TEAM.
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396. CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
CARSEY-WERNER COMPANY L.L.C.
AND FOX BROADCASTING COMPANY
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397. CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL
CAPTIONING INSTITUTE
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