That '70s Show 3x4

A Halloween episode filled with parodies of Alfred Hitchcock movies: "Rear Window", "Vertigo", "The Birds", "North By Northwest" and "Psycho".

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1. AND NOW...

2. BACK TO THE HITCHCOCK HALLOWEEN MOVIE MARATHON.

3. BOO!

4. DAMN IT, FEZ!

5. OH! DAMN, FEZ!

6. FEZ, WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?

7. YEAH. I DON'T KNOW IF YOU KNOW THIS,

8. BUT YOU'RE DRESSED LIKE A GIRL...

9. AND NOT A NICE GIRL.

10. KELSO, YOU SPILLED JUICE ALL OVER YOUR SHIRT.

11. YOU LOOK STUPID.

12. HEY, KELSO, WHILE YOU'RE OVER THERE,

13. WOULD YOU PLEASE, PLEASE TOSS FEZ A PAIR OF PANTS?

14. OR AT LEAST A SKIRT.

15. NO. I AM DR. FRANK-N-FURTER

16. FROM THE ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW.

17. YOU KNOW, MY BIBLE-THUMPING HOST PARENTS

18. WERE REALLY UPSET ABOUT MY ROCK-HARD ASS.

19. FEZ, PUT IT AWAY OR TAKE IT OUTSIDE.

20. SO, ERIC, DO YOU WANT TO GET OUT OF HERE,

21. DO SOMETHING FUN FOR HALLOWEEN?

22. I DO!

23. I'VE GOT TO GO

24. TO THIS STUPID HALLOWEEN PARTY

25. WITH LAURIE'S STUPID FRIENDS.

26. NOT ONLY DO I HAVE TO WEAR A SUIT,

27. BUT ALL OF HER GUY FRIENDS

28. ACT LIKE THEY'VE DONE IT WITH HER BEFORE.

29. UH, KELSO—

30. LEAVE IT. OK.

31. WHATEVER. THERE'S NOTHING TO DO.

32. IT'S LIKE WE'RE TOO OLD TO TRICK OR TREAT,

33. TOO YOUNG TO DIE.

34. OH, HEY, WE COULD TAKE FEZ TO CHICAGO

35. AND PEDDLE HIS ASS FOR BEER.

36. I'M GAME.

37. NO. ERIC...

38. I MEANT MAYBE THERE'S SOMETHING,

39. YOU KNOW, WE COULD DO... TOGETHER.

40. I DOUBT IT.

41. OHH!

42. THAT IS A BURN!

43. WAIT. WHAT?

44. NO. I—NO. I DIDN'T MEAN IT LIKE THAT.

45. NO. SORRY, ERIC. THAT WAS A BURN.

46. AND WHAT'S BURNT IS BURNT.

47. AND WHAT'S BURNT IS DONNA.

48. OH, SO WE'RE OUT OF FUN THINGS TO DO?

49. YOU'RE ALREADY BORED OF YOUR GIRLFRIEND?

50. NO. I MEANT THIS TOWN,

51. NOT YOU, PRETTY LADY.

52. YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD BE FUN?

53. IS IF WE WERE IN AN ALFRED HITCHCOCK MOVIE RIGHT NOW

54. AND WE DIDN'T KNOW IT

55. AND THEN SOMEONE TOLD US, AND WE WERE LIKE,

56. "OH, MAN. I'M IN A MOVIE!"

57. YEAH, OK. I'M OUT OF HERE.

58. WAIT. BUT I THOUGHT WE WERE—

59. GET BENT! OK. I'LL DO THAT.

60. YOU KNOW WHAT WILL CHEER YOU UP?

61. A LITTLE TRICK OR TREATING.

62. HELLO? STOP BOUNCING THAT DAMN BALL

63. AND LET'S DO SOMETHING.

64. YEAH. YOU KNOW, I CAN'T, FEZ,

65. 'CAUSE I CAN'T EVEN LOOK AT YOU.

66. I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO THROW YOU OUT

67. OR THROW YOU DOWN AND MAKE SWEET LOVE TO YOU.

68. YOU KNOW, THAT SAYS MORE ABOUT YOU

69. THAN IT DOES HIM.

70. WELL, I'M NOT THE ONE DRESSED LIKE A DAMN GIRL.

71. BUT THE DAMN GIRL HAS YOUR BALL.

72. LIKE I CARE ABOUT A...

73. MAN, THAT'S MY BALL.

74. OH, THESE HEELS ARE KILLING ME.

75. OK, FEZ, THAT'S IT.

76. GIVE THE BALL BACK, AND NO ONE GETS HURT.

77. AAH!

78. HEY, YOU GUYS, YOU WANT TO GO OUTSIDE

79. AND WATCH ERIC AND FEZ RUN AROUND?

80. SOMEONE MIGHT GET HURT.

81. IT'S FUNNY WHEN PEOPLE GET HURT.

82. ESPECIALLY WHEN THEY'RE IN THEIR UNDERWEAR.

83. THAT'S GREAT.

84. THE ONLY PERSON DUMB ENOUGH TO GET HURT AROUND HERE IS YOU.

85. OK, JACKIE.

86. I'M REALLY STARTING TO GET SICK—OW!

87. AAH! AHH!

88. THAT'S GREAT.

89. I'LL GIVE YOU THE BALL, ERIC.

90. JUST DON'T FALL.

91. I DON'T WANT ANYONE TO FALL. NO FALLING.

92. AAH!

93. UNH!

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95. HELLO, WISCONSIN!

96. OK, FEZ.

97. WELL, YOU GOT A BAD SPRAIN HERE,

98. NOT TO MENTION A RUN IN YOUR STOCKING.

99. YOU WERE RUNNING AROUND, CHASING HIM ON THE ROOF

100. BECAUSE HE TOOK YOUR LITTLE RUBBER BALL.

101. IT WASN'T A BALL.

102. IT WAS A SUPERBALL.

103. YEAH, YOU SHOULD SEE THAT THING BOUNCE.

104. IT'S PRETTY SUPER.

105. AHH, DUMB ASSES.

106. ERIC, GET FEZ A BLANKET.

107. HE NEEDS TO COVER HIS—HIS—

108. HE JUST—HE NEEDS TO COVER UP.

109. AAAAAHHHH!

110. GET OFF ME, YOU GIRL.

111. WHAT...

112. WHAT HAPPENED?

113. HONEY, YOU JUST HAD A LITTLE TOUCH OF VERTIGO THERE,

114. SO JUST STAY AWAY FROM HEIGHTS FOR A WHILE,

115. YOU'LL BE FINE.

116. OH, SEE?

117. YOU SEE THAT, JACKIE? FEZ HURT HIMSELF.

118. THERE IS SOMEONE STUPIDER THAN ME.

119. IT'S NOT HIS FAULT HE'S STUPID.

120. HE'S FOREIGN. WHAT'S YOUR EXCUSE,

121. STUPID?

122. WELL, I KNOW ONE THING'S FOR SURE.

123. THERE'S DEFINITELY SOMEONE BITCHIER THAN ME.

124. OH, YOU BETTER NOT MEAN ME.

125. OH, I SO MEAN YOU!

126. NICE BURN. TOP SHELF.

127. THANKS.

128. WELL, NOW, THAT'S STRANGE.

129. MIDGE'S CAR IS RIGHT THERE.

130. BOB SAID SHE WASN'T HOME.

131. IN FACT, I HAVEN'T SEEN HER FOR DAYS.

132. MAYBE SHE WENT TO THE STORE

133. AND FORGOT WHERE SHE LIVED.

134. HA HA HA HA HA!

135. OH, THAT-THAT'S WRONG.

136. OK, FEZ. THIS'LL CHEER YOU UP.

137. WITH THESE, YOU CAN LOOK INTO THE PINCIOTTI'S HOUSE

138. AND FREQUENTLY ENJOY A NAKED MIDGE...

139. UP CLOSE AND PERSONAL.

140. THAT'S EXACTLY HOW I LIKE MY NAKED MIDGES.

141. OH, BUT, FEZ, BE WARNED.

142. IF BOB APPROACHES NAKED MIDGE,

143. LOOK AWAY.

144. OH, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, LOOK AWAY.

145. OK. LET'S PRACTICE.

146. NAKED MIDGE, NAKED MIDGE, BOB!

147. AY!

148. I THINK YOU'RE GONNA BE OK.

149. NO. OK. SURE.

150. YEAH. BYE-BYE.

151. RED, I NEED YOU TO TAKE THIS SOUP UP TO FEZ.

152. NO, KITTY.

153. HE'S WEARING LADIES' UNDERWEAR.

154. SO, UH, NO.

155. WELL, CRAZY BIRDLADY FROM NEXT DOOR CALLED ME.

156. HER BINGO CRUISE GOT STUCK OUT ON LAKE MICHIGAN,

157. SO SHE ASKED ME TO FEED HER BIRDS.

158. FEED THE BIRDS OR FEED THE FEZ.

159. GIVE ME PANTYBOY'S DAMN SOUP.

160. HELLO, PRETTY DAMN BIG BIRDS.

161. HA HA! IT'S YOUR AUNT KITTY.

162. OK.

163. HEY.

164. OH, I'VE SEEN THIS ONE.

165. SEE, THOSE GUYS THINK CARY GRANT'S A SECRET AGENT,

166. BUT HE'S NOT.

167. IT'S A CASE OF MISTAKEN IDENTITY.

168. RIGHT. LIKE YOU'VE MISTAKEN ME

169. FOR SOMEONE WHO WANTS YOU HERE.

170. WAIT.

171. OH, KICK BACK. I'LL GET IT.

172. NO. IT'S THE PAPERBOY.

173. WELL, MR. FORMAN, YOU HAVE TO ANSWER THE DOOR.

174. LOOK. I FORGOT TO PAY HIM

175. FOR THE LAST COUPLE OF WEEKS,

176. AND I DIDN'T PICK UP ANY CASH,

177. SO JUST IGNORE IT.

178. RED, I DON'T THINK YOU UNDERSTAND, OK?

179. I CAN'T LET A DOORBELL GO UNANSWERED.

180. DON'T ANSWER THE DAMN DOOR!

181. I GOT TO! DON'T!

182. BUT I GOT TO!

183. ALL RIGHT. FINE! YOU PAY HIM, KETTLEHEAD.

184. HEY, FORMAN, I WANT MY MONEY.

185. OH, UH, OH, THERE'S NO FORMANS HERE.

186. SEE FOR YOURSELF.

187. THEN WHY DOES IT SAY "FORMAN" ON YOUR SHIRT?

188. OH! I BORROWED THE SHIRT.

189. THAT'S A BUNCH OF BULLCORN, FORMAN!

190. NOW GIVE ME MY MONEY.

191. I'M NOT FORMAN, OK?

192. DON'T YOU THINK YOU'RE TAKING THIS PAPERBOY THING

193. A LITTLE TOO SERIOUS?

194. I'M A VERY SERIOUS PAPERBOY.

195. OK. YOU KNOW WHAT THIS IS?

196. THIS IS A CASE OF MISTAKEN IDENTITY.

197. SEE, YOU ARE MISTAKEN ABOUT MY IDENT-I-TY.

198. FORK IT OVER, FORMAN!

199. LOOK, SOMEONE'S STEALING YOUR BIKE.

200. ALL RIGHT.

201. THERE'S 2 GUYS STUPIDER THAN ME.

202. HEY. HEY.

203. ANY SIGN OF NAKED MIDGE YET?

204. NO. JUST BOB DRAGGING IN BIG, HEAVY GARBAGE BAGS.

205. WHAT DO YOU SUPPOSE IS IN THEM?

206. OH, I DON'T KNOW.

207. I'M GUESSING GARBAGE.

208. OR... YOU KNOW HOW MRS. KITTY

209. SAID SHE HASN'T SEEN MIDGE IN A FEW DAYS?

210. WHAT IF NAKED MIDGE IS IN THE BAGS?

211. RED. RED, I KILLED A BIRD.

212. HEH HEH.

213. AW.

214. AND THEN—AND THEN THE REST OF THEM,

215. THEY JUST—THEY GLARED AT ME WITH THIS...

216. THIS BIRDIE HATE LOOK.

217. I CAN'T GO BACK THERE.

218. I HAVE GOT TO FIND SOMEBODY ELSE TO FEED THOSE BIRDS,

219. SOMEBODY WHO WON'T FLINCH IN THE FACE OF EVIL.

220. OH, AND THERE'S MOMMY'S GIRL.

221. HA HA HA!

222. LAURIE, HAVE I GOT A JOB FOR YOU.

223. NOT INTERESTED.

224. IT PAYS 10 BUCKS.

225. ALL RIGHT. I'LL DO ANYTHING FOR 10 BUCKS.

226. AND—AND FOR ONCE, THAT'S A GOOD THING.

227. DONNA, WHAT'S WRONG?

228. YOU LOOK SAD.

229. I THINK ERIC THINKS I'M BORING.

230. DO YOU THINK I'M BORING?

231. OH, DONNA.

232. YEAH, A LITTLE.

233. BUT IT'S NOT LIKE IT'S A BAD THING.

234. THE WORLD NEEDS PEOPLE LIKE YOU.

235. YOU'RE THE GREY THAT MAKES THE COLOR, ME,

236. POP!

237. JACKIE, I'M NOT BORING.

238. ERIC AND I DO LOTS OF FUN STUFF TOGETHER.

239. WE GO TO MOVIES...

240. EVERY FRIDAY, EARLY SHOW.

241. WHAT? I GET SLEEPY.

242. OH, NO.

243. BORING, BORING, BORING!

244. BORING, BORING, BORING!

245. AAAAHHH!

246. AAAAAAHHHH!

247. AAAAAAHHHH!

248. HEY, IT'S THE HOT BLONDE.

249. THAT'S NOT A HOT BLONDE. IT'S DONNA.

250. WHERE IS SHE GOING?

251. MAYBE SHE'S GOING TROLLING FOR MEN WHO DON'T PISS HER OFF.

252. OH, HA HA HA. THAT'S SO FUNNY.

253. I DON'T KNOW WHERE SHE'S GOING.

254. BUT I'M GONNA FOLLOW HER.

255. AAAAAHHHH!

256. WOULD YOU STOP DOING THAT!

257. HEY, I DON'T KNOW HOW THIS FITS IN YOUR MURDER THEORY,

258. BUT BOB'S WEARING AN APRON WITH GUTS ALL OVER IT

259. AND HOLDING A BIG CARVING KNIFE.

260. HE DID KILL MIDGE.

261. AND I NEVER GOT TO SEE HER NAKED!

262. THAT'S 2.50 PLUS A 50 CENT TIP

263. 'CAUSE I'M GOOD!

264. SEE YOU NEXT WEEK, FORMAN.

265. I'M NOT FORMAN.

266. FIRST OF ALL, MRS. FORMAN,

267. I'M USING YOUR SHOWER.

268. AND SECOND OF ALL,

269. YOU HAVE TO PAY YOUR PAPERBOY!

270. SO, HOW'D IT GO? DID YOU FEED THE BIRDS?

271. WELL, UH, YEAH. I MEAN, I THINK I DID.

272. WELL, EITHER YOU DID OR YOU DIDN'T.

273. WELL, YOU DIDN'T, EITHER,

274. AND YOU DIDN'T EVEN GET POOPED ON!

275. NOW GO FEED YOUR OWN STUPID BIRDS!

276. Fez voice-over: OH, HYDE, PLEASE BE CAREFUL.

277. CATCH SOME CLUES.

278. I DON'T WANT YOU STUCK IN THE GARBAGE BAG

279. WITH DEAD, NAKED MIDGE.

280. COLD BEERS.

281. HA HA HA HA. HYDE IS SO FUNNY.

282. OH, WHAT IS HE GOING TO DO? IS HE GOING TO MOON ME?

283. OH, RUN, RUN, RUN.

284. DON'T FORGET THE BEERS.

285. PLEASE.

286. WHY ARE YOU IN MY BATHROOM? GET OUT, OUT, OUT.

287. I NEED THE SHOWER. I GOT POOPED ON.

288. STOP IT. CUT IT OUT.

289. AAAAAHHH!

290. THAT'S REALLY HOT!

291. OH, MY GOD, YOU SPILLED MY SHAMPOO, YOU IDIOT!

292. HELP.

293. YOU CAN'T KILL ME LIKE YOU KILLED MIDGE, YOU BIG DOOFY.

294. MIDGE? I DIDN'T KILL MIDGE.

295. SHE'S IN CHICAGO VISITING HER SISTER.

296. OH, REALLY? THEN WHAT WAS IN THE HEAVY GARBAGE SACKS?

297. GARBAGE, YOU IDIOT.

298. OH, WELL, I GUESS THAT EXPLAINS THE GIANT KNIFE,

299. GUTS ALL OVER YOUR APRON.

300. OH, WAIT. NO, IT DOESN'T.

301. EXPLAIN THAT, KILLER.

302. THEY WERE PUMPKIN GUTS.

303. I WAS MAKING JACK-O'-LANTERNS.

304. SO, YOU'RE HIDING MIDGE'S BODY IN A JACK-O'-LANTERN.

305. CLEVER PLAN.

306. LOOK, THERE'S MIDGE NOW, NOT DEAD OR NOTHING.

307. OH, GOODY. YOU CAN GO NOW.

308. MIDGIE, NO! COVER YOURSELF.

309. OW.

310. GIVE IT, GIVE IT.

311. AIII!

312. DONNA, DONNA!

313. WHY WOULD SHE GO UP THE WATER TOWER?

314. WHY DOES SHE WANNA BE UP THERE?

315. AND WHY AM I TALKING TO MYSELF?

316. I HAVE TO... CLIMB.

317. AAAAHHHH!

318. DONNA.

319. WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?

320. WELL, I GUESS YOU'VE CAUGHT ME.

321. AND IF YOU MUST KNOW THE TRUTH,

322. I'M NOT BORING, YOU ASS.

323. I NEVER SAID YOU WERE BORING.

324. HOW'D YOU KNOW I'D FOLLOW YOU HERE?

325. I SAW YOU SPYING ON ME.

326. I WASN'T—NO, I WASN'T SPYING ON YOU.

327. I WAS TEACHING FEZ HOW TO SPY ON YOUR NAKED MO—

328. YEAH, YOU KNOW WHAT? I WAS SPYING ON YOU.

329. WEIRD NIGHT. PLEASE, DONNA,

330. TELL ME THERE'S NOT A HEAD IN THAT BASKET.

331. NO. IT'S JUST A PICNIC.

332. SO... SO WE'RE OK?

333. OW, YOU'RE ON MY WIG.

334. OH, MY GOD. I'M GONNA DIE!

335. ERIC, HOLD ON. I'M GONNA PULL YOU UP.

336. NO, DONNA, YOU CAN'T DO IT. YOU'RE JUST A GIRL.

337. OK, WHOA.

338. IT'S OK, YOU GOT IT.

339. AAHHHH!

340. UNH!

341. OW.

342. AAAAHHH!

343. AAAAHHHH!

344. OHH.

345. OH, MY GOODNESS. A PHONE BOOTH.

346. THAT'S LUCKY.

347. AAAHHH! AAAAHHH!

348. AAAAHHH! AAAHHH!

349. OH, HO HO.

350. OH, THANK GOD. IT WAS JUST A DREAM.

351. WELL, I CAN'T GO BACK THERE. I JUST CAN'T.

352. SO, YOU KNOW, DONNA, EVEN THOUGH MY ANKLE'S SPRAINED,

353. I CAN STILL PROBABLY MAKE IT UP TO THAT WATER TOWER, YOU KNOW...

354. FINISH WHAT WE STARTED.

355. I WOULD, BUT I DON'T KNOW IF I CAN.

356. I MEAN, SOMETHING HAPPENED TO ME UP THERE, TOO.

357. OH, I KNOW. VERTIGO, RIGHT? FEAR OF HEIGHTS.

358. NO, ERIC. FEAR OF SEX!

359. AAAAHHHH!

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