1. So, you just wind your arm
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4. Uh…
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5. - You're wasting your time, Raggy.
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7. - Like this?
- Yeah, you got it.
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- Jax!
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always gotta do this?
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- Unbelievable. You are unbelievable!
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I think I found something you might like.
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15. - …really a bad guy!
- Oh, right, of course!
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I dunno if it'll work,
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So it won't break as easily.
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I'm not giving any to YOU.
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anything about that?
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is all over the walls,
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- Okay, wait, wait wait.
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Was that the one made for me?
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horrifying angel head thing
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I forgot we had that.
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Basically, no.
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- Bleh!
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Who would have guessed?
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where Jax can't talk…
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Good.
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that's more… normal?
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what's NORMAL to you people!
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- Great!
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today's adventure.
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leadership skills today
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see you guys when it's over.
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That's not how that works.
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back on board, Zooble.
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Are you kidding me?
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forced into this stupid adventu—
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give it a swing.
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102. AAAGH!
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get into manager mode
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108. - It looks like I've taken Ragatha…
- Huh?
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110. Oh, no no no no no no NO.
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111. We can't have ANYTHING like that
going on around here.
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113. - I'm calling upper management.
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114. - Mmmm yello?
- Hey, Caine.
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with the employees,
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have a punishment waiting for them
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if they do a terrible job?
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118. - Wait, what?
- Motivation!
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have been missing!
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120. Great idea, Gangle.
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123. Why would you do this?
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126. Anyway.
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to set up the drink station,
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129. and fill the ice cream machine.
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130. So, get to it!
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131. This is really weird.
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132. - [hiss!]
Agh!
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133. Oh, ah— uh, what can I get for you today?
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It's Orbsman.
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135. Oh, he's from a previous adventure.
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137. Okay, uh, a Number 57.
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138. Oh, I HAAATE this guy.
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141. We wait until after hours for that.
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147. they forgot to add the sauce
that makes you stupid.
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150. Yes.
I order it all the time.
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153. One Stupid Burger.
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157. Yeah?
I don't want Caine to punish me.
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do anything malicious.
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160. You really want to find out?
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161. The only thing holding Caine back
is the fact that he likes us.
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163. That's rich coming from you.
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164. Ugh!
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165. - Hello!
- Hello, sheila!
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172. Y-yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm fiiiine.
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174. Yeah.
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I forgot to ask for a kid's meal toy.
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- Ah, yeah.
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Ragatha, where's Pomni?
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Huh?
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194. I wish someone would flirt with me.
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209. - Well, there's a line of people behind —
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210. 300 cheeseburgers
for all my precious spawn!
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pitiful creature alone!
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every gloink I give birth to!
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Bad.
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Welcome to Spudsy's.
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a good crew member.
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to the Spudsy's Corporation.
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my own manga-inspired webcomic!"
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that they're completely unrealistic,
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254. But before we get into all that,
first things first!
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Uh. Wait. Um.
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We need to start assembling these.
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five or six of 'em?
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267. Cool.
That's 6 out of 300.
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can you help Ragatha?
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until a designated break?
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the horseradish sauce.
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295. instead of, uh… 5%.
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but you're kind of annoying
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help Ragatha with assembly.
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- Ah, great.
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on gloink reproduction
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say the same.
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you got time to clean!
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like to help you out.
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it gets kind of hard to tell
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- Aaaanyway!
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when Ragatha gets off,
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I meant I'd drive her home.
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I can stick around until then.
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with few customer complaints.
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cut your own shift short,
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and ran out into oncoming traffic.
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388. Well, that's gonna
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390. How's that sound?
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391. Speechless.
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392. I can't say I blame you.
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393. Not every executive
is as forgiving as me.
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394. And that's it for the reviews!
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what are you all the way out here for?
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anybody wants to talk to me anymore.
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and hang out with the rest of us.
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