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1. THE TOTAL IS...

2. $77.83,

3. SO I GIVE YOU THE CARD...

4. HERE—OH, AND I

5. HAVE TO DO THIS...

6. AND THEN YOU

7. HAVE TO SIGN IT.

8. THANK YOU.

9. THANKS, GUYS.

10. HAVE A NICE DAY.

11. OKAY, WHAT DO I

12. DO WITH THIS?

13. I'LL TAKE THAT.

14. OKAY.

15. SO DO YOU LIKE LIVING

16. IN THIS NEIGHBORHOOD?

17. UM, I DON'T KNOW.

18. IT'S OKAY, I GUESS.

19. YOU DON'T MIND

20. THAT THERE ARE

21. A LOT OF HOMOS

22. AND STUFF AROUND?

23. WHAT?

24. DON'T GET ME WRONG.

25. THEY SEEM PRETTY

26. COOL TO ME,

27. BUT AREN'T THEY

28. ALWAYS, LIKE,

29. CHECKING OUT YOUR

30. BOYFRIEND AND STUFF?

31. NO.

32. CUSTOMER.

33. OH, MY GOD.

34. PAGE ME IF

35. YOU NEED ME, OKAY?

36. COME ON.

37. I WANT TO SEE YOU

38. CHECK ME OUT.

39. OKAY.

40. I'M SORRY...

41. ABOUT LAST NIGHT.

42. I SHOULD HAVE...

43. I SHOULDN'T HAVE

44. LEFT LIKE THAT.

45. I FEEL REALLY SILLY.

46. I FEEL REALLY, REALLY SILLY,

47. AND I THINK

48. I KIND OF FREAKED OUT,

49. AND NOT BECAUSE IT

50. WAS A GAY BAR, OKAY?

51. BUT BECAUSE I HAD

52. ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA

53. WHAT I WAS DOING THERE,

54. YOU KNOW?

55. OKAY, UM...

56. THE TOTAL IS $54.05.

57. I HOPE

58. THEY OVERPAY THEIR EMPLOYEES

59. AS MUCH AS THEY

60. OVERCHARGE

61. THEIR CUSTOMERS.

62. DO YOU WANT TO COME

63. TO MY READING GROUP?

64. IT'S ONE WEEK

65. FROM MONDAY.

66. I DON'T KNOW.

67. I HAVE TO CHECK WITH TIM.

68. THERE YOU GO.

69. UM, MARINA...

70. IS YOUR READING GROUP

71. A GAY GROUP?

72. NO.

73. THERE ARE STRAIGHT PEOPLE.

74. YOU LOOK CUTE

75. WITH THE LITTLE APRON ON.

76. OH. YES. OKAY.

77. I'M SORRY.

78. WE GET TOGETHER

79. ONCE A MONTH.

80. FIVE COUPLES.

81. $50 PER COUPLE

82. IS OUR LIMIT.

83. REALLY?

84. JENNY AND I

85. BELONGED TO A GAME

86. BACK IN CHICAGO.

87. SHE'S NOT A VERY

88. GOOD CHEATER, THOUGH.

89. I AM NOT A CHEATER.

90. EXCUSE ME?

91. I AM NOT A CHEATER.

92. TIM LIKES TO SAY

93. THAT I'M A CHEATER,

94. BECAUSE TIM IS

95. ALWAYS LOSING,

96. RIGHT, TIM?

97. COME ON,

98. THAT'S NOT TRUE.

99. NOT NEVER, ANYWAY.

100. ONCE I WENT OUT

101. UP THREE WHOLE DOLLARS.

102. YOU GUYS SHOULD COME

103. TOMORROW NIGHT.

104. WE CAN ALWAYS MAKE ROOM

105. FOR ANOTHER COUPLE,

106. RIGHT?

107. COOL.

108. WHAT TIME DO YOU GUYS START?

109. UM, I CAN'T.

110. I HAVE THAT

111. BOOK CLUB THING.

112. SO JUST CALL

113. AND CANCEL.

114. I MEAN, THIS

115. WILL BE FUN.

116. MAYBE WE CAN

117. BECOME REGULARS, YOU KNOW?

118. MM-MM.

119. I COMMITTED.

120. SO UN-COMMIT.

121. I MEAN, WHAT'S

122. THE BIG DEAL?

123. 'CAUSE IT'S ONLY ONCE A MONTH,

124. AND I'VE BEEN

125. REALLY LOOKING FORWARD TO IT.

126. OH, GOD,

127. YOU REALLY WANT ME TO CANCEL?

128. NO.

129. GO ON.

130. UM, WE WON'T BE ABLE TO MAKE IT.

131. JUST KEEP US IN MIND, THOUGH.

132. SURE, MAN.

133. HEY.

134. HEY.

135. I THOUGHT

136. YOU WERE HANGING AT THE SHOW.

137. ANNIE'S GOT IT UNDER CONTROL.

138. I THOUGHT WE COULD SPEND

139. THE REST OF THE EVENING

140. TOGETHER.

141. OH.

142. I NEED EXERCISE.

143. I'M FEELING A LITTLE TENSE.

144. FINE.

145. I GUESS

146. I SHOULD HAVE CALLED FIRST.

147. YEAH.

148. I CAN'T BELIEVE

149. THAT CAROLYN SEE

150. IS IN YOUR GROUP.

151. I KNOW.

152. A GREAT MIND IS

153. SUCH A TURN-ON.

154. I'M SO HAPPY

155. THAT I CAME.

156. I FEEL VERY, VERY

157. INSPIRED TONIGHT.

158. GOOD, THAT'S WHAT

159. IT'S ALL ABOUT.

160. YES.

161. MAYBE NEXT TIME

162. YOU'LL READ ONE

163. OF YOUR STORIES.

164. NO.

165. WHY NOT?

166. BECAUSE...

167. YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO

168. ANYTHING YOU DON'T

169. WANT TO DO.

170. TINA. HI.

171. WHAT ARE YOU

172. DOING HERE?

173. I'M JUST EXORCISING SOME DEMONS.

174. YOU LOOK REALLY GOOD.

175. I DO?

176. YEAH.

177. YOU'RE GETTING

178. GREAT DEFINITION

179. RIGHT HERE.

180. YOUR LATISSIMUS DORSI.

181. THEY'RE REALLY

182. STARTING TO POP.

183. ARE YOU GETTING

184. A GOOD STRETCH

185. IN YOUR HIP FLEXORS?

186. I GOT TO GO.

187. BETTE CAME HOME

188. JUST TO BE WITH ME.

189. I DON'T KNOW

190. WHAT I WAS THINKING.

191. TINA...

192. I'M STARTING TO SEE

193. SOME PRIVATE CLIENTS

194. VERY SELECTIVELY.

195. LET ME KNOW

196. IF YOU'RE INTERESTED.

197. YEAH.

198. I WILL.

199. GOOD NIGHT.

200. GOOD NIGHT.

201. I HAD A REALLY

202. GREAT TIME.

203. GOOD. I'M GLAD.

204. HAVE SWEET DREAMS.

205. LOOK, IF YOU

206. REALLY WANT

207. TO GO BACK TO DAN FOXWORTHY,

208. THAT'S FINE BY ME.

209. I'LL MAKE AN APPOINTMENT.

210. TELL ME WHEN YOU'RE FREE.

211. JUST MAKE THE APPOINTMENT

212. AND TELL ME WHEN IT IS.

213. TOMORROW AT 3:15.

214. I WAS GOING

215. TO SEE HIM BY MYSELF,

216. BUT I'D RATHER YOU COME WITH ME.

217. TO JENNY

218. BEING IN L.A.

219. THANK YOU.

220. I'M SO GLAD

221. YOU'RE HERE.

222. I MISSED YOU A LOT.

223. I MISSED YOU, TOO.

224. AREN'T THEY CUTE?

225. ADORABLE.

226. ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT,

227. ALL RIGHT.

228. LET'S ORDER.

229. ALL RIGHT.

230. ARE YOU GUYS

231. STILL FIGHTING?

232. I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, MAN.

233. CAN YOU JUST

234. GET THEM TO GRILL IT?

235. MY WIFE DOESN'T SEEM TO THINK

236. I NEED ALL THAT BREADING.

237. YOU DON'T.

238. HE DOESN'T.

239. YOU'RE GETTING A PAUNCH.

240. OOH.

241. HEY, LOOK WHO'S HERE.

242. HI.

243. OH, MAN.

244. THAT GIRL IS SO HOT.

245. SHE DOESN'T REALLY

246. LOOK LIKE SHE'S GAY.

247. RANDY.

248. WHAT?

249. MARINA'S NOT GAY,

250. IS SHE?

251. I HAVE NO IDEA.

252. WELL, IF SHE IS,

253. I THINK SHE'S WITH THAT BLONDE

254. WITH THE CUTE HAIRCUT.

255. YOU THINK

256. SHE'S CUTE?

257. CUTE.

258. NOW, I DIDN'T SAY

259. I WANTED TO SLEEP WITH HER.

260. I JUST SAID SHE'S—

261. WELL, I...

262. I LIKE THE ONE WHO

263. LOOKS LIKE A ROCK STAR.

264. IF I HAD TO BE

265. WITH A WOMAN,

266. I THINK SHE'D

267. BE MY TYPE.

268. I HAVE TO USE THE BATHROOM.

269. WINE'S NOT BAD, HUH?

270. IT'S NICE.

271. WHAT ARE YOU

272. DOING HERE?

273. THE SAME THING

274. YOU'RE DOING HERE,

275. I IMAGINE.

276. WELL, I'M FINDING IT

277. VERY DISTRACTING.

278. DO YOU?

279. I'D LIKE

280. TO SEE YOU AGAIN.

281. STOP IT.

282. I HAVE TO GO.

283. HEY.

284. STOPPED AT THE PLANET,

285. GOT YOU A CUP OF COFFEE.

286. "SHE DRIFTED ACROSS

287. THE EXPANSE,

288. "LIFTED THE FIRST VEIL.

289. THE AIR ITSELF..."

290. I'M SORRY.

291. WHAT'S GOING ON?

292. I'M JUST A LITTLE TENSE.

293. YOU GO OFF

294. TO SCHOOL EVERY DAY

295. AND YOU HAVE YOUR WHOLE DEAL

296. WORKED OUT.

297. AND, UM...

298. I'M NOT QUITE SURE

299. WHAT I'M DOING IN L.A.

300. I THOUGHT

301. YOU WERE DOING WELL.

302. I MEAN, YOU'RE WRITING.

303. YOU'RE WORKING,

304. A JOB THAT YOU WANTED,

305. AND YOU EVEN MADE

306. A FEW NEW FRIENDS, RIGHT?

307. I JUST FEEL LIKE IT'S KIND OF

308. A LITTLE SCARY

309. RIGHT NOW.

310. FEELING A BIT, UM...

311. OVERWHELMED.

312. DON'T TAKE IT OUT ON ME.

313. I'M NOT THE ENEMY.

314. I KNOW.

315. I KNOW.

316. YOU COULDN'T BE

317. MORE SUPPORTIVE OF ME.

318. YOU WANT TO GET THAT?

319. HELLO?

320. HI.

321. UH...

322. YEAH. HOW ARE YOU?

323. OH, OKAY.

324. YES, NO PROBLEM.

325. OKAY. OKAY.

326. BYE.

327. UM...

328. THAT WAS, UH...

329. THAT WAS MARINA.

330. WE'RE GOING TO HAVE DINNER

331. ON SATURDAY NIGHT.

332. WE DON'T

333. HAVE PLANS,

334. DO WE?

335. BECAUSE IF WE DO,

336. I CAN RESCHEDULE THEM.

337. NO, GO AHEAD. FINE.

338. WE WERE JUST GOING

339. TO GET TOGETHER

340. AND WE'RE GOING TO TALK

341. ABOUT THE BOOK CLUB...

342. BUT, TIM, I THINK I SHOULD

343. CALL HER BACK

344. AND TELL HER

345. THAT YOU AND I

346. NEED TO SPEND

347. SOME TIME TOGETHER.

348. JENNY...

349. I HAVE A BASKETBALL GAME

350. WITH THE DEPARTMENT HEAD

351. SATURDAY NIGHT.

352. GO. HAVE DINNER WITH MARINA.

353. IT'S FINE.

354. OKAY.

355. THANK YOU.

356. SHE SAID

357. SHE WAS COMING.

358. IT WAS KIND OF LAST MINUTE,

359. THOUGH.

360. SO YOU THINK

361. SHE MIGHT NOT BE SHOWING UP?

362. I DON'T KNOW.

363. MAYBE WE SHOULD SPEND

364. A LITTLE TIME TALKING ABOUT YOU.

365. I'M SORRY I'M LATE,

366. BUT I HAVE A REALLY GOOD EXCUSE.

367. SO DON'T MAKE THIS

368. EASY ON ME.

369. I HAVE FOUND

370. THE PERFECT DONOR.

371. WHO?

372. MARCUS ALLENWOOD,

373. HE'S AN ARTIST.

374. AND HE'S JUST BEEN SELECTED

375. FOR THE NEXT WHITNEY BIENNIAL.

376. I HAD A SERIOUS

377. CONVERSATION WITH HIM.

378. BUT I'VE NEVER MET HIM.

379. NO, BUT I KNOW EXACTLY

380. WHAT YOU AND I ARE LOOKING FOR,

381. AND HE IS SO PERFECT.

382. HE EVEN HAS A KID,

383. SO WE KNOW HE CAN

384. GET SOMEONE PREGNANT.

385. I NEVER MET HIM.

386. YOU WILL MEET HIM TOMORROW.

387. HE'S COMING BY THE HOUSE

388. AT 11:00,

389. AND YOU'RE TAKING HIM

390. TO THE CRYOBANK.

391. HE'S LEAVING

392. THE NEXT DAY FOR COLOGNE.

393. HE'S IN A GROUP SHOW.

394. TEE, HE'S WILLING

395. TO DO THIS FOR US

396. SO WE CAN HAVE THE SPERM ON ICE

397. FOR WHEN YOU'RE NEXT OVULATING.

398. IT'LL BE THERE

399. WHEN WE WANT

400. TO USE IT.

401. MARCUS?

402. TINA, RIGHT?

403. UM...

404. I HAVE TO GET SOMETHING

405. OUT OF THE BEDROOM,

406. AND, UH...

407. HAVE A SEAT.

408. AND THEN WE'LL

409. GO TO THE CRYOBANK.

410. OKAY.

411. FUCK.

412. READY?

413. TINA,

414. DID BETTE NOT TELL YOU

415. I WAS BLACK?

416. NO, NOT AT ALL,

417. BUT, I MEAN, SHE

418. DIDN'T NOT TELL ME,

419. BECAUSE IT DOESN'T MATTER

420. EITHER WAY.

421. RIGHT?

422. I CAN'T ANSWER THAT FOR YOU.

423. NO.

424. UH, OKAY.

425. ARE YOU READY TO GO?

426. LET'S DO IT.

427. HI.

428. I'M TINA KENNARD,

429. AND I'M HERE

430. WITH MY FRIEND.

431. HE'S HERE

432. TO MAKE A...

433. DEPOSIT.

434. MARCUS, RIGHT?

435. THAT'S RIGHT.

436. AND IT SAYS HERE

437. YOU'VE RECENTLY BEEN HIV TESTED.

438. I HAVE ALL MY PAPERWORK.

439. THEN HERE'S

440. ALL YOU NEED FROM ME.

441. THE BATHROOM

442. IS DOWN THE HALL

443. ON THE LEFT,

444. AND THERE ARE MAGAZINES IN THERE

445. IF YOU NEED ANY ENCOURAGEMENT.

446. I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

447. WOW.

448. THAT'S A PRETTY SERIOUS

449. DECISION TO MAKE.

450. ISN'T IT?

451. YOU MUST HAVE GAVE IT

452. A LOT OF THOUGHT,

453. BECAUSE REALLY BIG MEN LIKE THAT

454. TEND TO MAKE REALLY BIG BABIES.

455. YOU'LL PROBABLY BE

456. LOOKING AT A C-SECTION.

457. HI.

458. WHAT'S UP?

459. HEY. SHE'S, UH...

460. SHE'S IN THE BACK.

461. BYE.

462. BYE. SEE YOU.

463. SEE YOU LATER.

464. BYE.

465. WHAT'S GOING ON?

466. WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

467. I GOT THIS VAGUE BUT URGENT

468. MESSAGE FROM ALICE.

469. GREAT.

470. YOU PUT ME IN A FUCKING

471. AWKWARD POSITION.

472. HOW COULD YOU

473. NOT TELL ME

474. THAT MARCUS ALLENWOOD

475. IS BLACK?

476. GOD, I...

477. I DON'T KNOW.

478. I GUESS I SHOULD HAVE.

479. I...

480. I JUST DIDN'T THINK

481. IT WOULD BE

482. A PROBLEM FOR YOU

483. TO USE A BLACK DONOR.

484. I DIDN'T SAY

485. I DIDN'T WANT A BLACK DONOR.

486. I JUST THINK

487. WE SHOULD HAVE DISCUSSED IT.

488. WE ABSOLUTELY

489. DISCUSSED IT, TINA.

490. RIGHT IN THE VERY BEGINNING,

491. WE SAID THAT IF YOU

492. WERE GOING TO BE

493. THE BIRTH MOTHER,

494. THAT WE SHOULD

495. CONSIDER FINDING

496. AN AFRICAN-AMERICAN DONOR.

497. THAT WAY, THE CHILD WOULD BE

498. MORE LIKE OUR CHILD.

499. BUT I WASN'T PREPARED.

500. I DON'T UNDERSTAND.

501. OTHER THAN...

502. BEING COMMITTED TO SPENDING

503. THE REST OF YOUR LIFE WITH ME,

504. WHAT MORE DO YOU NEED TO DO

505. TO PREPARE?

506. LOOK AT ME, BETTE.

507. I DON'T FEEL QUALIFIED

508. TO BE THE MOTHER OF A CHILD

509. WHO'S HALF AFRICAN-AMERICAN.

510. I DON'T KNOW WHAT

511. IT MEANS TO BE BLACK.

512. I THINK I CAN MAKE

513. A CONTRIBUTION

514. IN THAT DEPARTMENT.

515. AND DON'T YOU THINK,

516. ON TOP OF EVERYTHING ELSE,

517. TO ALSO HAVE TWO MOMS,

518. THAT IS A LOT OF OTHERNESS

519. TO PUT ON ONE CHILD?

520. YOUR REACTION TO

521. MARCUS ALLENWOOD,

522. HOWEVER HONEST

523. IT MIGHT HAVE BEEN,

524. COMES ACROSS TO BETTE

525. LIKE A REJECTION

526. OF HER IDENTITY.

527. I LOVE BETTE,

528. AND I LOVE WHO SHE IS.

529. I JUST WASN'T READY

530. FOR HOW I WOULD REACT.

531. YOU KNOW WHAT THAT SAYS TO ME?

532. THAT WE'RE NOT READY

533. TO HAVE CHILDREN TOGETHER?

534. "BECAUSE SARAH SHUSTER

535. CAME DOWN

536. "AND NOW SHE

537. REVILES YOU

538. LIKE YOU REVILE

539. YOUR OWN CRAVING."

540. WHAT DO YOU THINK?

541. YOU SCARE ME SOMETIMES.

542. I SEE YOU GOING

543. RIGHT TO THAT EDGE,

544. AND I THINK

545. I'VE LOST YOU,

546. AND THEN YOU COME BACK WITH...

547. AND I KNOW WHY YOU HAD

548. TO DISAPPEAR ON ME LIKE THAT.

549. I'M SO FUCKING PROUD

550. TO HAVE YOU IN MY LIFE.

551. I'M SO PROUD

552. TO HAVE YOU IN MY LIFE.

553. DO YOU KNOW THAT?

554. THERE'S SOMETHING

555. I WANTED TO GET THIS AFTERNOON

556. BEFORE MY GAME.

557. I'M GOING TO GO DO THAT.

558. HMM. I DON'T KNOW.

559. WHAT TIME

560. DOES MILK START?

561. WHY DON'T YOU JUST

562. ASK DANA TO GO?

563. YOU KNOW, YOU GUYS

564. ARE JUST GOING TO HAVE

565. TO WORK THAT OUT.

566. WELL, I'M SURE SHANE'S

567. GOING TO BE THERE.

568. YEAH, WHY NOT?

569. OF COURSE SHE IS.

570. OH, REALLY?

571. HOLD ON.

572. WHERE YOU GOING?

573. I DON'T KNOW.

574. DOESN'T THE PROGRAM

575. START AT 7:30?

576. YEP.

577. YOU DON'T HAVE TO COME.

578. YOU CAN GO OUT

579. WITH ALICE AND SHANE

580. IF YOU WANT.

581. SHIT.

582. YOU KNOW WHAT? I CAN'T GO.

583. YEAH, BETTE'S GIVING AN ART TALK

584. AT THE C.A.C.

585. YEAH. NO.

586. ALL RIGHT. HAVE FUN. BYE.

587. WHEN SHE

588. LOOKS AT YOU,

589. SHE'S NOT LOOKING

590. AT A BLACK WOMAN

591. OR A WHITE WOMAN.

592. SHE'S LOOKING

593. AT THE WOMAN SHE LOVES.

594. SHE SEES

595. WHAT SHE WANTS TO SEE.

596. MAYBE SHE SEES

597. WHAT YOU LET HER SEE.

598. I MEAN, MAYBE THIS WASN'T

599. IMPORTANT BEFORE.

600. MAYBE WHAT'S WORKED BEST FOR YOU

601. ALL THESE YEARS,

602. YOU KNOW, GETTING ALL

603. YOUR PRETTY THINGS

604. AND, YOU KNOW, PUTTING TOGETHER

605. YOUR PRETTY LIFE,

606. IS THAT YOU LET PEOPLE

607. SEE WHAT THEY

608. WANT TO SEE.

609. WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY?

610. NOTHING.

611. JUST...

612. MAYBE IT'S BEEN EASIER

613. FOR YOU THAT WAY.

614. THAT'S NICE.

615. THAT'S REALLY NICE.

616. OH, COME ON.

617. DON'T WALK OUT.

618. OH, COME ON, GIRL.

619. DON'T WALK OUT OF HERE.

620. DON'T WALK OUT OF HERE

621. LIKE THIS.

622. I REALLY DON'T NEED THIS

623. RIGHT NOW.

624. OH, COME ON.

625. WE GOT TO STOP DOING THIS

626. TO EACH OTHER.

627. WE?

628. OKAY, I GOT TO STOP

629. DOING IT.

630. I'M THE ONE

631. THAT ALWAYS RAN AWAY, OKAY?

632. BUT DON'T DO WHAT I DID.

633. STAY, HEAR ME OUT,

634. BECAUSE I'M NOT

635. GOING TO SAY

636. WHAT YOU THINK

637. I'M GOING TO SAY.

638. THERE'S...

639. THERE'S ONLY ONE THING

640. THAT CUTS ACROSS

641. ALL OUR REALITIES.

642. IT'S LOVE,

643. THE BRIDGE BETWEEN

644. ALL OUR DIFFERENCES,

645. AND YOU HAVE

646. SO MUCH LOVE IN YOUR LIFE.

647. WHY ARE YOU TRYING TO

648. TEAR DOWN THAT BRIDGE?

649. WHY?

650. I DON'T KNOW.

651. SO YOU CALLED

652. SHANE, RIGHT?

653. I THOUGHT YOU DID.

654. I THOUGHT YOU DID.

655. I TOLD YOU

656. TO CALL HER.

657. I SWEAR YOU SAID

658. YOU WERE CALLING.

659. NO, I SAID,

660. "YOU CALL HER."

661. WHATEVER. SHE'LL BE HERE.

662. SHE'LL BE HERE.

663. HOW DO WE DRAW THE LINE

664. THAT SIGNIFIES WHETHER AN IMAGE

665. READS AS PORNOGRAPHY?

666. I MEAN, WHO GETS TO SAY

667. WHAT PASSES AS ART

668. AND WHAT IS OBSCENITY?

669. THE DEBATE

670. HAS BEEN TAKEN UP

671. BY LAURIE PAPOU

672. IN A SERIES OF PAINTINGS

673. ENTITLED "A GROUP OF SEVEN."

674. PLEASE, WELCOME LAURIE.

675. SO, LAURIE,

676. TO WHAT EXTENT

677. IS THIS BODY OF WORK

678. MEANT TO BE READ

679. AS A NARRATIVE?

680. SHE'S AWESOME,

681. YOUR GIRLFRIEND.

682. SHE IS, ISN'T SHE?

683. SOMETIMES I FORGET.

684. YOU TWO ARE A REALLY

685. BEAUTIFUL COUPLE.

686. I MEAN THAT.

687. YOU'RE REALLY

688. BEAUTIFUL.

689. WHY IS IT SO DEPRESSING?

690. BECAUSE IT'S

691. THE SAME FACES,

692. NIGHT AFTER NIGHT,

693. WEEK AFTER WEEK.

694. FLOATING CLUBS,

695. FLOATING GIRLS.

696. OH.

697. SHE'S CUTE.

698. SHE'S BEEN WITH

699. TWO OF MY EXES.

700. I'M STAYING

701. OUT OF THAT VICIOUS CYCLE.

702. IT'S AMAZING.

703. THIS IS WHERE I COME

704. WHEN I CAN'T STAND IT

705. ANYMORE.

706. SOMETIMES WHEN

707. I CAN'T SLEEP,

708. I...

709. LIE DOWN RIGHT HERE

710. AND I WATCH

711. THE SUNRISE.

712. THIS IS VULGAR, I KNOW,

713. BUT THE TWO OF YOU

714. ARE JUST SO FUCKING SEXY.

715. NO OFFENSE.

716. IT'S HARD TO TAKE OFFENSE

717. AT THAT.

718. I'M GOING TO

719. GET A DRINK.

720. CAN I GET EITHER OF YOU

721. ANYTHING?

722. I'M GOOD, THANKS.

723. NO, THANKS.

724. I'M FINE.

725. ALL RIGHT.

726. SEE?

727. HE'S HITTING ON US.

728. HE IS.

729. GOD, THAT HASN'T

730. HAPPENED IN A WHILE.

731. I HAVE A THOUGHT.

732. IT MIGHT BE CRAZY.

733. WHAT?

734. I KNOW YOU'RE

735. OVULATING.

736. DO YOU THINK

737. HE'S ATTRACTIVE?

738. IS HE A GOOD ARTIST?

739. WHO CARES?

740. WHAT ABOUT

741. DAN FOXWORTHY?

742. OH, FUCK DAN FOXWORTHY.

743. IT'S OUR LIFE.

744. WE DON'T NEED

745. HIS PERMISSION

746. TO DO WHAT WE THINK

747. IS RIGHT FOR US.

748. AND YOU'RE OKAY WITH—

749. I WANT TO HAVE

750. A BABY WITH YOU,

751. AND IF WE

752. MAKE IT TOGETHER,

753. THAT'S ENOUGH FOR ME

754. TO KNOW THAT IT'S OUR BABY.

755. OKAY.

756. YEAH?

757. YEAH.

758. YOU SURE?

759. YEAH.

760. SHE'S NOT MY TYPE.

761. SHE LOOKS LIKE SHE'S BEEN AROUND

762. THE BLOCK A FEW TIMES,

763. YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?

764. WHAT'S WRONG

765. WITH THAT?

766. OH, OH, OH.

767. NOW, SHE'S CUTE,

768. AND I HAVEN'T SEEN HER BEFORE.

769. IS IT POSSIBLE?

770. FRESH MEAT.

771. NEW BLOOD.

772. CRISPY.

773. UH-UH.

774. JUST LOOK

775. AT ME, OKAY?

776. I'LL BE THE LIGHT ABOVE YOU

777. THE CENTER OF YOUR BEING

778. TRUST ME

779. I'LL BE YOUR GUIDE

780. TO LEAD YOU

781. THE CENTER OF YOUR WORLD

782. TRUST ME

783. I'M ABOVE YOU

784. I'M BEFORE YOU

785. I'M ABOVE YOU

786. I'M BEFORE YOU

787. TRUST ME

788. TRUST ME

789. TRUST ME

790. TRUST ME

791. TRUST ME

792. TINA, WHY DON'T YOU

793. MAKE BETTE WET?

794. WITH DESIRE

795. WHILE YOU TURN AWAY FROM ME

796. SOMEONE SET ME ON FIRE

797. LOST FOREVER AT SEA

798. I'VE BEEN WAITING

799. COUNTING THE HOURS

800. HOPING YOU'D MAKE

801. MY DREAMS COME TRUE

802. ANTICIPATING

803. A REASON TO LIVE FOR

804. IT WOULD BE

805. REALLY NICE

806. IF YOU MADE LOVE

807. TO TINA

808. WHILE I'M MAKING

809. LOVE TO YOU.

810. IT'S NOT GOING

811. TO HAPPEN THAT WAY.

812. HOW IS IT

813. GOING TO HAPPEN?

814. I THINK YOU SHOULD

815. MAKE LOVE TO TINA

816. WHILE TINA MAKES LOVE TO ME.

817. OKAY, THAT'S COOL.

818. WHY DON'T YOU TWO...

819. LIE DOWN?

820. WHAT'S THAT?

821. WHAT?

822. IN YOUR HAND.

823. IT'S A CONDOM,

824. OTHERWISE KNOWN AS A RUBBER.

825. WHAT ARE YOU

826. DOING WITH IT?

827. WELL, SOME WOULD SAY

828. I'M BEING CONSIDERATE.

829. WE DON'T WANT YOU

830. TO USE IT.

831. WHY?

832. YOU DON'T HAVE TO.

833. WE JUST DON'T.

834. OKAY?

835. OH, MAN.

836. THAT'S GREAT.

837. WHY IS IT

838. WHENEVER DYKES

839. WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH A GUY,

840. IT'S ONLY 'CAUSE THEY'RE

841. TRYING TO STEAL HIS SPERM?

842. IT AIN'T

843. HAPPENING, GUYS.

844. BYE, GUYS.

845. SEE YOU.

846. GIVE ME A CALL LATER.

847. OH, YEAH.

848. WANT TO COME

849. TO MY PLACE?

850. OH, PLEASE.

851. I'M NOT THAT

852. DESPERATE.

853. FUCK YOU, ALICE.

854. NEITHER AM I.

855. DANA!

856. WHAT?

857. I'M JUST...

858. I DON'T WANT TO BE

859. ONE OF THOSE PEOPLE

860. WHO SLEEPS WITH HER FRIENDS.

861. NEITHER DO I.

862. RIGHT, OKAY.

863. WELL, LET'S NOT HAVE SEX.

864. NO, NEVER.

865. OKAY.

866. NEVER.

867. THAT WAS REALLY CRAZY.

868. I THOUGHT IT WAS

869. A GENIUS PLAN.

870. YOU DID?

871. YEAH.

872. WERE YOU

873. TURNED ON BY HIM?

874. NO.

875. THIS IS YOU.

876. JENNY?

877. THAT YOU?

878. I'M COMING.

879. YOU SMELL DIFFERENT.

880. WHAT IS IT?

881. IT'S A NEW PERFUME.

882. I LIKED

883. THE OLD ONE BETTER.

884. OKAY, OKAY.

885. ALL RIGHT,

886. LET'S DO YOU.

887. COME HERE.

888. IT'LL BE FUN.

889. I HAVEN'T EVEN

890. PUT YOU ON IT.

891. ALL RIGHT, BUT

892. THIS IS RIDICULOUS,

893. BECAUSE I'VE ONLY

894. SLEPT WITH TWO GIRLS

895. MY WHOLE LIFE.

896. AND I SWEAR TO GOD,

897. IF YOU REPEAT THAT,

898. I WILL HAVE

899. TO KILL YOU.

900. MM. DON'T WORRY.

901. YOUR REPUTATION

902. AS A STUD

903. IS TOTALLY SAFE

904. WITH ME.

905. OKAY.

906. OKAY.

907. SO...

908. OH, GOD.

909. OKAY. NAME NAMES.

910. OKAY.

911. THERE WAS

912. THE COUNSELOR

913. AT TENNIS CAMP

914. WHEN I WAS 15.

915. RIGHT.

916. WHICH YOU KNOW ABOUT.

917. MM-HMM. NAME.

918. SHE'S FAMOUS NOW.

919. I CAN'T TELL YOU HER NAME.

920. OH, GOD.

921. OKAY, UH, RALPH.

922. WE'LL CALL HER RALPH.

923. OKAY, NOW,

924. SECOND NAME.

925. MELANIE.

926. MEL...

927. I KNEW IT.

928. I ALWAYS—

929. I TOLD YOU

930. ABOUT THAT.

931. NO, YOU DIDN'T,

932. BUT I KNEW.

933. OKAY, LET'S SEE

934. HOW MANY PEOPLE

935. IT TAKES

936. TO LINK YOU AND ME.

937. WHATEVER.

938. THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE.

939. MM. OKAY.

940. MELANIE SLEPT

941. WITH HEATHER.

942. OKAY.

943. HEATHER SLEPT

944. WITH BROOKE.

945. HEATHER SLEPT

946. WITH BROOKE?

947. YES.

948. BROOKE SLEPT WITH NINA,

949. AND I SLEPT

950. WITH NINA.

951. SEE THAT?

952. WOW, YEAH.

953. SO, FOUR.

954. ONE, TWO,

955. THREE, FOUR.

956. THAT IS HOW MANY

957. PEOPLE IT TAKES

958. TO LINK YOU TO ME.

959. OKAY.

960. OKAY, SO YOU AND TINA.

961. OH, WELL, THAT'S EASY.

962. ONE.

963. OKAY.

964. OKAY, I GET IT.

965. OOH, OOH.

966. OKAY, I HAVE A GOOD ONE.

967. HERE. CHECK IT OUT.

968. REALLY GOOD.

969. I KNOW.

970. NOW, SHE LEADS US

971. RIGHT BACK TO SHANE.

972. OH, GOD.

973. RIGHT.

974. NOW, SHE COULD HAVE US HERE

975. ALL NIGHT.

976. IT'S LIKE THIS

977. WHOLE, CRAZY,

978. TINY, LITTLE WORLD.

979. CRAZY, YES...

980. BUT NOT TINY.

981. LOVE PATROL

982. LOVE PATROL

983. SO HERE YOU GO

984. COME FIND MY SOUL

985. EMBRACE ME

986. LOVE PATROL

987. YOU'D FIND MY SOUL

988. IF YOU COULD

989. BUT I'M LOST NOW

990. AND IT FEELS SO GOOD

991. I'M OVER HERE

992. YOU'RE OVER THERE

993. COME CLOSER, BABY

994. I'M SO LUCKY TO HAVE YOU.

995. IF YOU DARE

996. YOU'D FIND MY SOUL

997. IF YOU COULD

998. BUT I'M LOST NOW

999. AND IT FEELS SO GOOD

1000. EMBRACE ME

1001. FOR WHAT WE LOST

1002. AND WHAT WE FIND

1003. WHEN THE COIN IS TOSSED

1004. COME HERE.

1005. COME FIND MY SOUL

1006. EMBRACE ME

1007. LOVE PATROL

1008. JEN...

1009. JEN, YOU AWAKE?

1010. OH, MY GOD.

1011. OH, MY GOD.

1012. JEN...

1013. BREAKFAST IS READY.

1014. HEY.

1015. HEY.

1016. WHAT ARE YOU DOING

1017. UP THIS EARLY?

1018. I'M GOING HOME.

1019. FROM?

1020. NEVER MIND.

1021. YEAH.

1022. YOU TOTALLY JUST GOT LAID,

1023. DIDN'T YOU?

1024. AH, YOU SEE?

1025. NOW, THAT GIVES ME HOPE,

1026. BECAUSE I LOVE KNOWING

1027. THAT TWO PEOPLE

1028. WHO'VE BEEN TOGETHER FOR SO LONG

1029. CAN STILL

1030. MAKE EACH OTHER THAT HAPPY.

1031. WELL...

1032. YEAH.

1033. ANYWAY, UM...

1034. HAVE A GOOD MORNING.

1035. OKAY.

1036. OKAY. I'M GOING TO GO.

1037. OKAY. BYE, GUYS.

1038. YOU BE GOOD.

1039. I'M GOING TO TRY.

1040. SEE YOU.

1041. I HOPE FOR

1042. RAIN FALLING

1043. FROM A CLOUDLESS SKY

1044. I HOPE FOR

1045. YOUR LOVE TO

1046. DROWN OUT A LIE

1047. THIS PRECIOUS

1048. GOD IMAGE

1049. PAST CARING NOW

1050. ONLY KNOWING

1051. I NEED YOU

1052. TO STAY SOMEHOW

1053. I NEVER DREAM AT NIGHT

1054. I LIE AWAKE

1055. WISH I COULD TAKE AWAY

1056. MY ONE MISTAKE

1057. WITH YOU