The Looney Tunes Show 1x14

Directed by Spike Brandt • Tony Cervone

Daffy has caused so much destruction in the neighborhood, that Bugs has thrown a dinner party so Daffy can say sorry. This won't be easy, as Daffy suspects one of the neighbors of newspaper thievery.

Request examples:

!req The Looney Tunes Show 1x14 [02:32]
!req The Looney Tunes Show 1x14 [The Looney Tunes Show 1x14]
Syntax: !req EPISODE [quote or timestamp] (max. 8 square brackets)

For quotes, now you can request by index (e.g !req The Looney Tunes Show 1x14 [10-11]; !req The Looney Tunes Show 1x14 [20] [24]). Keep in mind, though, that index numbers might change at any time.
You can also generate a copy command with the quotes. Hover the desired subtitle and enter the amount of lines you want to copy.

Subtitle languages: English • Spanish • Brazilian Portuguese

Note: you must use specific languages with their specific pages/discord channels.

1. - let's see what's for breakfast.

2. Mmm. What have we here?

3. Yecch!

4. Does he have to put carrots in everything?

5. - What are you doing? - Aah!

6. - Nyah. That wasn't an overreaction.

7. - You know, that pie was for tonight's dinner party.

8. - What dinner party? - You're kidding.

9. - What? - Uh, the dinner party we're having

10. So you can apologize to all of our neighbors?

11. - What do I have to apologize for?

12. - How about for what you did on the fourth of July?

13. Happy fourth of July!

14. Hey, freedom isn't free.

15. - And for what you did on easter.

16. Happy easter!

17. What the—

18. Aah!

19. - I don't know what the big deal was.

20. They were cage-free eggs.

21. - And for what you did on columbus day.

22. - Happy columbus day!

23. What? The rats represented

24. The "niña," the "pinta," and the "santa maría."

25. If they didn't get it, that's their problem.

26. Besides, what do you care if the neighbors hate me?

27. - I care because this is my house,

28. And one of these days,

29. One of the neighbors is going to file a lawsuit against me

30. For something that you did.

31. Relax.

32. It's not like I'm going to live here forever.

33. If you're so worried about getting sued,

34. I'll apologize.

35. But come on.

36. Have a little faith in our neighbors.

37. Ahh.

38. The suburbs.

39. Fostering the illusion of success since 1950.

40. my newspaper!

41. It's been... Stolen!

42. Daffy. Daffy!

43. What are we doing this for?

44. - I don't know. - Let's see.

45. I came out here to get my newspaper.

46. It wasn't there.

47. And then, I realized...

48. Someone stole my newspaper.

49. - What are you so upset about?

50. I've never even seen you read the paper.

51. I don't read it.

52. I do what normal people do with it—

53. Day by day, slowly build a papier-möché parade float.

54. What parade are you in?

55. - I'm not in a parade. I am the parade.

56. - What did your parents do to you?

57. Bugsy, old pal,

58. There's a thief among us.

59. - You just told me to have faith in our neighbors,

60. And now, you're insinuating that one of them stole your paper?

61. - I'm not insinuating anything.

62. I am simply implying, in an unscrupulous and cowardly way,

63. That one of our neighbors is a thief.

64. - You're crazy. - Am I?

65. - Yes. - Am I?

66. - Yes. - Am I?

67. Yes.

68. - Daffy, no one stole your newspaper.

69. Where are you going?

70. - I'm letting everyone know what time the dinner party is.

71. Oh! I'll come with you.

72. - Daffy, you're not going to accuse the neighbors.

73. - No. I just want to get some fresh air.

74. What did you think,

75. I was going to start throwing accusations around?

76. Ha! Silly you. Give me a little more credit than that.

77. - Oh! hello.

78. - Knock off the pleasantries, grandma.

79. I know you stole my newspaper.

80. - I'd ask you to forgive my friend,

81. But we'll be doing a lot of that at the dinner party tonight,

82. Which, by the way, is at 8:00. See you then.

83. - I know you stole my newspaper.

84. Your suesaper?

85. My newspaper.

86. What is a shoe-shaper?

87. - What do you want, rabbit?

88. - Just wanted to remind you about tonight's dinner party.

89. - You mean the "let's all forget about

90. The horrible things daffy duck has done" party?

91. Yeah, I'll be there,

92. Unless I get a better offer.

93. - I've got an offer for you. Give me back my paper.

94. - Yosemite sam's a lot of things—

95. A liar, a cheat, a false witness, a sore loser,

96. A bad friend, a shady businessman,

97. A blamer, a flim-flammer, a hornswaggler,

98. I'm cheap, and I steals things.

99. But I am no thief.

100. Now, good day, sirs.

101. What time's dinner?

102. 8:00 sharp.

103. Go home. - Fine.

104. - Now. - I'm going.

105. What?

106. I want to watch you go home.

107. You have some serious trust issues.

108. You should get help, man.

109. - Oh! Uh, were you about to, uh, go somewhere?

110. - What? You mean the broom?

111. No. I'm cleaning my house.

112. I drive a minivan.

113. - I'm sneaking around a witch's house, alone,

114. Looking for a newspaper.

115. What am I doing?

116. Take a deep breath.

117. It's just a house—a normal, everyday witch's house.

118. There's nothing to be afraid of.

119. - So I'll see you at 8:00? I'm making carrot pie.

120. - Pie? Don't you mean carrot cake?

121. - Mm. Mm. Mm. That duck's apology list is getting long.

122. - So after all that, I still don't know

123. Which neighbor stole my newspaper.

124. Interesting.

125. I have one question.

126. why don't you just get another paper?

127. It's the principle.

128. I hold myself to an extremely high moral standard.

129. I treat people and their things with respect,

130. And I place the virtue of trust above all else.

131. No, you don't.

132. - Well, I expect it from others.

133. Come on. You're the only one

134. Who can help me solve the mystery.

135. Don't tell bugs, but you're my smartest friend.

136. A mystery, huh?

137. You know, the key to a good mystery is the ending.

138. And 9 out of 10 mystery novels end the same way.

139. - With a semi-flattering photo of the author?

140. - They end with all the suspects gathered under one roof.

141. What they think is an innocent dinner party

142. Is, in fact, an elaborate trap.

143. - Wait! We're having a dinner party for the neighbors tonight.

144. That's perfect!

145. - Yeah! At tonight's dinner party,

146. I can invite everyone to another dinner party

147. Where I can spring my elaborate trap!

148. Or you could just spring your elaborate trap

149. At tonight's dinner party.

150. - Great idea. I'm glad I thought of it.

151. Hmm. Maybe I'm my smartest friend.

152. - [tasmanian devil shouting and spitting]

153. - I don't know.

154. No!

155. Don't judge me.

156. Haha! Whoa.

157. - I can't believe I have to make another pie.

158. What are you doing?

159. You're supposed to be getting ready for the dinner party.

160. - Oh. I'm ready for the dinner party, all right.

161. - What does that mean? - Nothing.

162. Did you set the table?

163. - Ohh, I set more than the table.

164. - What does that mean? - Nothing.

165. - Did you keep the table simple?

166. It shouldn't look too elaborate.

167. - Ohh, the table's not going to be the thing that's elaborate.

168. What's wrong with you?

169. - Nothing.

170. Welcome, suspects.

171. I mean, neighbors.

172. I guess no one's ever heard of maniacal laughter.

173. I guess no one's ever heard of bringing a gift, either.

174. - I just want to thank everybody for coming

175. To daffy's apology party.

176. I hope that after tonight,

177. We can all agree to let bygones be bygones.

178. Oh! And I've got a carrot pie in the oven,

179. So save room.

180. Carrot pie?

181. - Oh, I hope it's ok that I brought my son.

182. - It's so hard to get a sitter these days.

183. - Please, let there be other women coming to this thing.

184. greetings, everybody.

185. As neighbors, you think you know each other well.

186. But what you don't know is that one of you...

187. Is a thief!

188. - Ooh. This is one of those fun mystery dinner parties.

189. Let us begin.

190. Everyone, pick up your plates.

191. Uh, scary voice?

192. My son doesn't have a plate.

193. Hold on.

194. Here.

195. Thank you.

196. Where's the bathroom?

197. Just hold it.

198. now,

199. Under your plates, you'll find a number.

200. - Ain't no numbers on these things.

201. What?

202. Now, one of you has a plate with the number 5 on it.

203. Who has the number 5?

204. - I do. - So do I.

205. How'd that happen?

206. There. Now you have a 3.

207. I have a 3.

208. What a fun party.

209. Everyone getting along?

210. oh, yes!

211. The voice is having us do lots of things.

212. That's nice.

213. - I, uh, think I smell burning carrots.

214. Oh! My pie!

215. - Quick, what number do you have again?

216. 5.

217. Ok. You two switch plates.

218. Now, what number do you have?

219. - 5. - Gasps]

220. Open your eyes, grandma. It's clearly a 3.

221. You're a 3. - I'm a 3.

222. Why are you 3?

223. I have no idea.

224. Do you want me to be a 3?

225. Yes. Thank you.

226. Finally, someone is cooperating.

227. Now, who has the number 3?

228. - I'm hungry.

229. Can we eat first, and then play the game?

230. - It's not a game, it's a trap—

231. An elaborate trap designed to extract a confession

232. From one of you dirty thieves!

233. And then, we'll have an apology party, all right,

234. But the apologies are going to be to me.

235. Now, one of you stole my newspaper. Confess!

236. - really?

237. You're really going there?

238. Yeah. I'm going there.

239. Where is he going?

240. Because if you go there,

241. I will go there.

242. And you do not want to be there when I get there.

243. Because when I get there,

244. I will be so there

245. That you will wish you had stayed right here.

246. Me? What about you?

247. You don't care about your neighbors.

248. You're just scared one of them is going to sue you.

249. you're crazy.

250. I'm crazy?

251. You're the one who made carrot pie.

252. I mean, carrot pie?

253. Ever heard of carrot cake?

254. That's an actual dessert made with carrots.

255. And do you make it? No! You make carrot pie—

256. A thing no one eats!

257. Mmm. Mmm!

258. Mmm.

259. Mm! Mmm.

260. - This party blows. I'm going home.

261. - Well, I'm not going anywhere until I get an apology

262. For everything this fool has gone.

263. I mean, turning a bunch of rats loose on columbus day.

264. Who does that?

265. - The same jackanapes who durn near burn my house down.

266. And by the way,

267. You don't go accusing your neighbors

268. Of stealing something without any evidence,

269. Especially something as dumb as a newspaper.

270. I mean, come on. Read the internet.

271. - For the last time, I don't read it!

272. Hasn't anyone seen my parade float?

273. - You heard the witch— uh, I mean, lady.

274. You owes us all an apology.

275. - Well? Say you're sorry.

276. Uhh...

277. You can't say it, can you?

278. I can say it.

279. Uh...

280. Then say it.

281. I'm solly.

282. - Did you just say you're solly?

283. I'm soggy.

284. You're soggy?

285. I'm sarming.

286. - You're the worst neighbor I ever met.

287. And I should know. Before I met you,

288. I was the worst neighbor I ever met.

289. - Ehh. It's still a close call.

290. - You're the biggest monster in this neighborhood.

291. - That's saying a lot. He's an actual monster.

292. - The stunts you have pulled in this neighborhood—

293. Ooh! Consarned you!

294. Goldarned ruined... - Too many to even count!

295. This here neighborhood!

296. - I don't know who you think you are!

297. Let me tell you something— - what is wrong with you?

298. I have something to say.

299. I like him.

300. My life is so boring,

301. But tonight was the most fun I've had in years,

302. And it's all thanks to him.

303. Ohh, well, you've got to admit,

304. Our street got a lot more interesting when he moved in.

305. Huh. That is true.

306. It was certainly the most memorable columbus day I ever had.

307. - I've been meaning to ask you.

308. Did the rats symbolize the colonization of the new world

309. By comparing the arrival of the europeans

310. To an infestation of vermin?

311. - I didn't follow any of that.

312. What? I'm serious.

313. I didn't understand anything you just said.

314. So let me get this straight—

315. No one wants to sue me?

316. Sue you? Come on, now.

317. Have a little faith in your neighbors.

318. That's what I said!

319. - are we ever going to eat?

320. Why not?

321. - I have something I'd like to say.

322. Which one of you stole my newspaper?

323. I'll drink to that.

324. Beep beep!

325. Beep beep!

326. No newspaper, huh?

327. Just the mail.

328. Bill. Junk mail. Weird charity.

329. how many renewal notices

330. Is that stupid newspaper going to send me?

331. No one stole my newspaper!

332. I forgot to renew my subscription.

333. Ironic. Done in by his own creation.

334. - Ooh. Forgot to set my parking brake.