The Looney Tunes Show 1x23

Directed by Jeff Siergey

After a car wash accident on his parade float, Daffy swindles Porky out of all his savings in order to obtain a yacht to replace the parade float. Plus, the Gophers sing about what makes them best friends ... to a Bossa Nova beat.

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1. Am I good? Is it clear?

2. I can't tell.

3. I'm clear.

4. Not clear.

5. Oh! What's that idiot doing in my blind spot?

6. Everyone's in your blind spot.

7. This car is nothing but blind spots.

8. It's not a car. It's a parade float.

9. Now am I clear?

10. I don't know. All I see is a giant foot.

11. It's not a giant foot. It's a giant flipper.

12. That's it. I'm going for it.

13. Great. Now we have to go to the car wash.

14. Oh, no. I'm getting out here.

15. What are you, crazy?

16. You're on the side of a freeway! It's dangerous!

17. Not as dangerous as riding in that thing.

18. Suit yourself.

19. Am I clear?

20. I'm going for it!

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22. Look!

23. There goes our car.

24. Is that a parade float?

25. It's not a parade float.

26. It's my parade float.

27. Is it made out of paper möché?

28. Papier-möché, yes.

29. What will happen when it gets wet?

30. It's going to get wet?

31. Turn off the water! Turn off the water!

32. Turn off the water!

33. Turn off the water! Turn off the water!

34. Aah! Eek! Ooh!

35. My eye! My eye!

36. - Oh, my eye! - Daffy? Don't move!

37. I'm getting the first aid kit! Oh, no!

38. Let me see your eye!

39. It's all that's left...

40. My beautiful parade float is gone!

41. We... we never even got to be in a parade!

42. You gonna be ok?

43. He'll be ok.

44. Probably just needs a little time.

45. Maybe that's enough time.

46. Daffy?

47. Bugs! I knew it!

48. I knew you'd come through for me.

49. I knew if I stayed in here long enough

50. and sobbed loud enough,

51. you'd make me another parade float.

52. It wasn't easy. There were days when I wanted to give up,

53. when I wanted to come out of my room, maybe take a shower.

54. But I persevered. I stayed in my room,

55. because I knew that you needed that time and that motivation,

56. and I was right. Thank you, brother.

57. So, where is it? Where's my new, beautiful parade float?

58. I didn't make you a parade float.

59. I'm fine. I'm disappointed, but I'm fine.

60. Why can't you just drive a normal car?

61. Normal cars are for normal people.

62. I'm not normal!

63. I'll give you that.

64. You're my best friend.

65. You know me better than anyone.

66. You see what a horrible person I am.

67. That's why I have to drive a parade float...

68. To distract the rest of the world from seeing it!

69. You're gonna need something better than a parade float.

70. Better than a parade float?

71. Better than a parade float...

72. I'll take it.

73. Not since my parade float

74. have I felt that a vehicle so expressed my essence.

75. How much?

76. 375,000.

77. - Dollars? - Yes.

78. American dollars?

79. I'm not giving you $375,000 for a yacht.

80. But you're my best friend.

81. That's what best friends do.

82. No, they don't.

83. Fair enough. Will you give me $375,000,

84. which I will donate to the charity of my choice?

85. Daffy, no one's going to give you $375,000.

86. Of course I'll give you $375,000.

87. I knew I could count on you, porky.

88. You poor thing. I didn't even know you were sick.

89. But when's the operation?

90. Tonight, so let's wrap this up.

91. Can I ask why you didn't go to bugs for the money?

92. Because you're my best friend.

93. I know that i can ask you for anything,

94. just as you know that you can ask me for anything.

95. Could you turn on that lamp for me?

96. I can't see the combination.

97. Do it yourself.

98. Here you go.

99. This is only $350,000.

100. But it's all I have.

101. Porky, you are making this very hard for me.

102. Do you think I like having to come to my best friend for money?

103. Can you imagine what this is like for me,

104. how awkward this is?

105. What's that in the back of the safe?

106. A gold watch?

107. But that was my great-grandfather's.

108. "Randall pig"? It's engraved?

109. That's going to kill its resale value.

110. I'm going to need more than this.

111. Give me your debit card.

112. But that's the money I live on.

113. Porky, I can't sit here and argue with you.

114. The surgery's, like, in 10 minutes.

115. You're right. Take the debit card.

116. "Take the debit card" what?

117. Take the debit card, please?

118. Fine. As a favor to you, I'll take the debit card.

119. What is this, wool? All right. I guess I'll take the coat, too.

120. Maybe I can get a couple of bits for this.

121. Feel better!

122. Wait a second. Now, how am I gonna live?

123. Whoo-hoo!

124. I'm free! I've never felt so alive!

125. The high seas, the wind in my hair,

126. the salt on my skin!

127. I am a sailor!

128. I am sailing!

129. What an unbelievable rush! Whoo-hoo!

130. Porky?

131. What are you doing?

132. Eating garbage.

133. Is that something you've always done,

134. or is that a new thing?

135. Are you gonna finish that?

136. I tried calling you, but your phone's been disconnected.

137. Why is it so dark in here, and cold?

138. - I couldn't pay my bills. - Why not?

139. I gave all my money to Daffy.

140. Why would you give all your money to Daffy?

141. For his kidney transplant. Do you know how he's doing?

142. Let's go find out.

143. I should have bought a yacht with porky's money years ago.

144. Nice boat.

145. She's a real beauty, isn't she?

146. The queen of the ocean. That's why I named her that.

147. A fitting name for the successor to my parade float.

148. Which, by the way, which was also named "queen of the ocean."

149. - How's the kidney? - Kidney?

150. Oh, I just told porky that so he'd give me the money for the yacht.

151. Mmm. Good shrimp.

152. - Dance break! - Splendid! After you!

153. Oh, no, I insist, you're a much better dancer.

154. - Oh, you flatter me. - Not at all.

155. - Ok, dance break's over. - Never mind.

156. Yeow!

157. Ooh...

158. Wait!

159. That's a Tiffany lamp.

160. That you bought with my money!

161. Aah!

162. How could you lie to me?

163. I'm sorry. I thought if I told you what the money was for,

164. you wouldn't give it to me.

165. I wouldn't have!

166. You just proved my point.

167. How am I the bad guy here?

168. Ok. I've had enough.

169. Well, maybe just one more.

170. All right. Break it up.

171. Here's what we're gonna do.

172. Daffy, you're going to sell this thing

173. and give Porky his money back.

174. Are you crazy? I already lost my parade float!

175. I'm not about to lose my yacht.

176. Well, you're about to lose a friend.

177. Yeah, but those are easy to get when you have a yacht.

178. Uh, guys?

179. Where's the dock?

180. But that's impossible.

181. I tied a shank knot to this cleat,

182. tied a sheepshead knot here,

183. a double rolling hitch here,

184. a simple, yet elegant bow here.

185. And a square knot here. Uhhuh.

186. And what kind of knot did you tie to the dock?

187. What are we going to do?

188. We're stranded in the middle of the ocean!

189. I always knew I'd die this way!

190. All right. Let's not panic.

191. We'll just put up the sail and sail back.

192. Where's the sail?

193. I didn't get one.

194. What?

195. I didn't have enough money.

196. I was forced to choose between a sail

197. and this jacuzzi.

198. So if anyone's to blame, it's Porky.

199. I gave you everything I had. I'm completely broke!

200. The fact that you're not more financially successful is not my fault.

201. What? Is it me? It's him, right?

202. We'll just radio the coast guard for help.

203. - Nope. No radio. - What?

204. There wasn't enough money,

205. not after I got the second jacuzzi.

206. I have a idea.

207. Let's all take a long, hot soak in the jacuzzi.

208. It will relax us, which will allow us

209. to think of a way out of our predicament.

210. I'll take the master jacuzzi. You two take that one.

211. Ha. Ah! Ooh!

212. Ahh. Ahh.

213. I think I have our answer.

214. Porky should swim back and get help.

215. Off you go, porky. Hey, what are you doing?

216. Stop! What do you think you're doing?

217. No one's swimming anywhere.

218. We're sailing back.

219. Where'd you get a sail?

220. It's your bedsheets.

221. What? Those are 1,500 thread count Egyptian cotton!

222. Do you know how much these sheets cost?

223. More than lifejackets!

224. That's why there are no lifejackets on board!

225. Well, that, and they make you look stupid.

226. Aah!

227. He's unconscious! What should we do?

228. Psst. Porky. Untie me.

229. I can't. I'm under direct orders not to.

230. You know, porky, being out here in the middle of the ocean

231. has really made me reevaluate some things.

232. I see now that it's not money or things that matter.

233. It's friends... best friends.

234. And you, porky pig, you are my best friend.

235. Do you really mean it?

236. Have you ever known me to lie?

237. Yes. You lied about needing a kidney transplant.

238. That's in the past.

239. Now, please, untie me

240. so I can give my best friend a great big hug.

241. You won't regret this.

242. Now, go swim and get help.

243. Aah!

244. Porky!

245. Well, I guess it's just me now,

246. all alone on a yacht,

247. stranded in the middle of the ocean

248. with no lifejackets and no idea how to sail.

249. Bugs! Porky! Wait for me!

250. Hmm.

251. These are coming with me.

252. Mmm. It's like being caressed by an angel.

253. I regret nothing!

254. Except not buying those life jackets!

255. It was a dream.

256. It was all a dream.

257. That explains why i was such a horrible person

258. and did all those horrible things.

259. Ehh... not a dream.

260. You are a horrible person,

261. and you did do those horrible things.

262. Then what happened?

263. We were picked up by a passing ship.

264. You nearly drowned in your stupid bedsheets.

265. What about "the queen of the ocean"? Did she survive?

266. Yeah. It was towed back to shore.

267. Oh, thank goodness!

268. It is things that matter! This proves it!

269. We sold it and got porky's money back.

270. Ohh!

271. I have good news and bad news.

272. The good news is there's no complications from the near drowning.

273. The bad news is we ran some tests,

274. and it looks like you're going to need...

275. A kidney transplant.

276. Huh. Ironic. How much does one of those cost?

277. I don't know. About $375,000.

278. But I'm sure you have insurance.

279. Well, I may not have insurance,

280. but at least i have a best friend.

281. Right, Bugs and/or Porky?

282. I see you've decided to rebuild your parade float.

283. Well, I couldn't ask my best friend to do it,

284. not after you paid for my kidney transplant.

285. Don't mention it.

286. Shame they couldn't also throw in a brain transplant.

287. I won't forget this!

288. It was a tremendous act of generosity,

289. and I shall forever be in your debt.

290. Uh, daffy, can I take a break?

291. I'm still not feeling 100% since the surgery.

292. Oh, here we go.

293. How many times are you going to throw it in my face

294. that you gave me your kidney?

295. You still have the other one!

296. I got to get a new best friend.

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299. Psst. Hey. You want to buy a watch?