1. Okay, everybody,
I wanna introduce
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3. This is Tracy and Jessie.
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4. Alright, we're gonna start
you off with a light jog.
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5. Just jog in place..
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6. 'You want to really
warm up those legs.'
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7. 'Get 'em ready for
what's to come.'
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8. Want to see a movie
with me and Porky?
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9. Can't, I'm doing my workout.
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10. (female #1)
'And now, let's do
some jumping jacks.'
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11. 'You're gonna wanna keep
your core tight'
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12. 'and your arms straight.'
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13. - Will you get me a water?
- No.
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14. Ooh?
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15. - Will you get me a water?
- Umm.
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16. (female #1)
'And now, let's go
with some squat thrusts.'
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17. You know it's
dangerous to work out
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18. without being properly hydrated.
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19. (female #1)
'You're going to feel
this in your glutes.'
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20. 'We're really gonna blast
those glutes later.'
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21. Ah!
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22. My glutes! Ah! Ooh.
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23. 'Ooh! Ho!
They're really locked up.'
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24. - Hi, Mr. Duck.
- I told you.
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25. You don't have to
call me Mr. Duck.
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26. It's Dr. Duck.
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27. Sorry. Um..
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28. We wanna ask you something.
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29. Yes, you can have my autograph.
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30. Okay... also, we were
wondering if you would
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31. be the coach for
our water polo team.
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32. Coach! That's a title
I've never had.
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33. Or even lied about having.
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34. - What does it pay?
- Oh.
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35. I don't think
you'd get any money.
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36. It's just for fun.
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37. Fun? Let me tell
you kids something.
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38. If I'm your coach, you're
not going to have any fun.
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39. But what you are going
to have is discipline..
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40. conditioning and wins.
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41. If you want to have fun,
then go over to Granny's
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42. and ask her to be
your water polo coach.
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43. Okay, fine.
We'll have a little fun.
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44. Yay! Thanks, Dr. Duck.
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45. It's coach... Dr. Duck.
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46. What did they say I'm coaching?
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47. Water polo?
What the heck is water polo?
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48. Hey, Pork. Ready to go?
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49. (Porky)
'Give me a few minutes.'
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50. What's all this?
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51. I had a ca-ca-catering
job this morning.
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52. How did it go?
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53. Oh, not so good.
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54. T-They barely ate anything.
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55. I d-d-don't think they
liked my cooking.
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56. What? Let me try.
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57. Ugh!
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58. Y-You don't like it.
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59. No, it's fine.
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60. A little bland maybe.
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61. Let me try this guy.
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62. Oh, Porky.
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63. Where are you
getting your recipes?
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64. All these cookbooks I bought.
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65. Hmm. What's this?
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66. (Porky)
'Those are my
grandmother's old recipes.'
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67. Ah, I remember
l-l-loving her food.
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68. "Flaky, creamy
chicken casserole?"
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69. "Savory cheddar bread?"
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70. "Butter pie?"
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71. These sound delicious.
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72. Why ain't you
makin' any of these?
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73. Uh, I don't know.
They don't sound very healthy.
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74. Porky, you're a caterer.
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75. You just need
them to taste good.
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76. Hmm.
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77. Uh, alright. Uh, I'll do it.
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78. Eh, w-we should get going.
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79. Th-the movie's
going to start soon.
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80. Do you have a mint or some gum?
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81. That last one, ooh! Not
good.
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82. Okay, Bobcats.
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83. Gather 'round.
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84. Take a knee.
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85. Let's see what we've got here.
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86. One boy... two girls..
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87. and a monster.
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88. No obvious athletes,
none of you attractive.
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89. - What's your name?
- Emily.
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90. Emily?
I'm never gonna remember that.
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91. - What about you?
- Andrew.
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92. Yeah, these
names are impossible.
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93. You know what, I'm just
gonna call everyone Jennifer.
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94. Now, Jennifer, any pre-existing
injuries I should know about?
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95. - No.
- I get stomachaches.
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96. - Not really.
- What does pre-existing mean?
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97. Whoa, whoa, whoa..
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98. Jennifers,
I was talking to Jennifer.
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99. - Which Jennifer?
- Okay.
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100. I'm obviously gonna have to
dumb it down for you guys.
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101. So, you're Jennifer one.
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102. You're Jennifer..
Wait, no.
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103. You're Jennifer one,
you're Jennifer two.
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104. You're Jennifer
three, and you're..
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105. I was gonna say Jennifer
four, but you don't look
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106. like a Jennifer four.
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107. So you're going to
be Jennifer three.
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108. And you're going
to be... Emily.
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109. But that's my actual name.
Won't that be confusing?
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110. Now, let's get in the pool.
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111. Everyone, pick a horse!
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112. Um, coach?
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113. There aren't horses
in water polo.
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114. Huh, I have a feeling it's going
to be harder to get them out
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115. of the pool than it
was to get them in it.
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116. Umm, Porky, this is delicious.
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117. What's in this?
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118. Eh, b-b-butter, sugar,
cinnamon..
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119. Hmm! So good.
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120. Umm, ah! This is even better.
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121. What's in this one?
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122. That's got butter,
sausage, heavy cream...
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123. (Bugs)
'Umm, no,
this one's my favorite.'
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124. 'What's this one?'
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125. That's not one.
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126. 'That's a stick of butter.'
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127. Hmm!
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128. Umm..
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129. Hmm. What smells so good?
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130. Porky's trying out
his grandmother's recipes.
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131. You got to try some.
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132. Can't. Swimsuit season.
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133. By the way, Bugs,
from now on, I'm holding
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134. water polo practice in our pool.
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135. Why?
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136. The other pool had
to be drained and resurfaced.
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137. Apparently, horses
are land animals.
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138. (Porky)
'Yo-you're coaching water polo?'
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139. 'But I didn't
think you knew how to swim.'
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140. I don't... name reason why I,
as those children's coach
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141. would need to know how to swim.
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142. What if one of them gets
into
trouble and you need
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143. to j-jump in and save them?
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144. What if!
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145. What if an asteroid
hits the Earth?
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146. What if robots
take all our jobs?
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147. You can't live by
"what if," Porky.
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148. That's my team now.
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149. chomp chomp chomp
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150. Umm.
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151. I can't stop eating this stuff.
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152. And now, all I
need is a party to cater.
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153. Why don't I have a party?
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154. You can cater that.
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155. - Really?
- Why not?
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156. You get a job, I get
to eat your delicious food.
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157. Th-Thanks, Bugs.
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158. Maybe one more.
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159. Bring it in, everybody.
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160. Take a knee.
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161. Get 'em back up!
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162. Alright, alright, calm down.
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163. You're a team now, so you got
to start acting like a team.
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164. You got to be aware of each
other in that pool, got it?
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165. I don't want you to
listen, I want you to hear.
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166. I don't want you to
look, I want you to see.
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167. Now, look at me and listen up.
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168. Jennifer three, you're
gonna be our captain.
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169. - I'm Jennifer three.
- I'm Jennifer one.
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170. You know what?
We've got too many Jennifers.
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171. New nicknames,
you're Glasses, you're Freckles
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172. and you're Big Teeth.
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173. - What's my nickname?
- Hmm..
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175. It suits you.
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177. - But we don't have a ball.
- You need a ball?
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178. 'Taz, give me your ball.'
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179. - Ha ha ha..
- See what's happening?
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180. He's listening, but not hearing.
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181. - Weh he he he..
- Dumb dog.
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182. Argh!
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183. My glutes!
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184. Where are you from again?
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185. B-Buttered scallop potato puff?
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186. Umm..
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187. Oh, guys. Do yourself a favor.
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188. They melt in your mouth.
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189. I can't stop eating them.
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190. Umm! Mmm, mmm..
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191. Umm..
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192. Butter and molasses fritters.
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193. I haven't had one since
I was a little girl!
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194. You got to try these
cheddar cheese dumplings
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195. with creamy gravy... umm!
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196. Huh, are those butter
and molasses fritters?
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197. When did he make those?
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198. Buh-buh-buh!
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199. - What are you doing?
- Eating.
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200. Do you know how much butter
there is in this stuff?
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201. You are in training!
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202. What do you think you're doing?
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203. My son had a healthy lunch,
and because I'm his mama
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204. I told him he
could have dessert.
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205. Well, I'm his coach,
which means for the rest
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206. of the season, I'm his mama.
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207. And his papa,
his friend, his teacher..
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208. I'm everything to this kid.
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209. And if you don't like it,
then you shouldn't have
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211. I didn't,
I specifically told Gossamer
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213. When are you gonna listen to me?
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214. What did I tell you
about these recipes, huh?
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215. You were right,
the Gophers asked me
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216. to cater for
them tomorrow night.
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217. Tomorrow night?
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218. What am I gonna eat
tomorrow night?
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219. There's a ton of food here.
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220. I-I'm sure there
will be leftovers.
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221. Are you kidding?
Look around!
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222. There's gonna be nothing left!
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223. You tell those Gophers
you're busy tomorrow night.
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224. - With what?
- My party.
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225. Y-You just had a party.
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226. You're still having it.
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227. Tomorrow night, 8 O'clock.
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228. And bring the butter pie.
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229. squash
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230. slurp slurp slurp
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231. Men, this is your first game.
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232. You're probably scared.
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233. You feel like you're gonna lose.
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234. Maybe even get
humiliated out there.
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235. Well, I know
exactly how you feel.
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236. You see, years ago,
I was a small-time boxer
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237. living in a tiny
apartment in Philadelphia.
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238. Out of the blue,
the heavyweight champion
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a shot at the title.
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240. He knew I didn't stand a chance,
but he liked my nickname..
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241. the Italian Stallion.
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242. One day, I met
this very shy girl
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store and we fell in love.
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244. Her brother Paulie got me
a job at his meat packing plant
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245. where I would
beat on the carcasses
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246. hanging in the freezer.
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247. For nutrition, I ate raw eggs.
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248. 'And for speed, my trainer
made me chase chickens.'
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249. Now, I know what
you're all wondering.
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250. Did I defeat the heavyweight
champion of the world?
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251. No.
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252. But I went the distance.
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253. And you know what that proved?
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254. That I wasn't just another
bum from the neighborhood.
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255. - Wasn't that a movie?
- You know..
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256. I think they did make
a movie out of it.
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257. That's how
incredible my story is.
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258. Ooh, remind me to tell you
about the time I was swept
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259. away in a tornado and ended up
in a magical land with nothing
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260. but my little dog Toto
and my ruby red slippers.
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261. But right now, we've
got a game to win!
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262. On three!
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263. (all)
'One, two, three!
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264. - Bobcats!
- Rocky!
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265. Bobcats.
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267. Argh!
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268. Argh!
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269. smash
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270. Are you mad at us
because we lost?
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271. I'm not mad at you.
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272. I'm mad at myself.
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273. I'm your coach, your leader.
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275. I should have learned
the rules of the game.
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276. Or at least
looked up the definition
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277. of water polo in the dictionary.
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278. But I didn't do any of that.
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279. So a lot of today's
loss is on me.
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280. But most of it's on Glasses,
since she's our goalie
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281. and they scored
48 points on her.
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282. So, Glasses, you're out.
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283. Freckles, you're the new goalie.
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284. Well, we'll get 'em next week.
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285. Go, Bobcats!
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286. Huh-oh, look, rabbit, I can't go
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287. to any more of your parties.
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288. That'll be five this week.
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289. Please, I got to
have a party tonight!
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290. Porky's making
buttered sausage biscuits!
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291. There's too much
butter in that food.
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293. Invite someone else!
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294. I tried. No one will come!
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295. You ought to lay off
that kind of food yourself.
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296. You don't look so good.
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297. - What's up, doc?
- Oh, hey.
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298. I-I was just calling
to see if you're really
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300. You better believe it.
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301. Okay, how many
guests will there be?
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302. Eh... why don't you
make enough for 30?
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303. You know what,
40, just to be safe.
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305. Well, that was a bloodbath.
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306. Freckles, you're out.
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307. Big teeth, you're
our new goalie.
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309. I-I brought extra
b-b-buttered sausage biscuits
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311. Uh, who are all these people?
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312. Oh, these are just
some of my dear friends.
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313. - Uh..
- Don.
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315. Don and I go way back.
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316. How do you know each other?
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317. Eh... we don't.
He paid me 5 bucks to come here.
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318. Ha ha ha, good one, Dan.
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319. - It's Don.
- Don.
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only at halftime
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322. but I can see
where this is going.
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324. Why don't we just have
Gossamer be the goalie?
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326. You mean Emily?
Emily can't be goalie.
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327. He's too big.
He'll block the whole goal..
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328. Come on, guys... help
me get this tiny red cap
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329. over that giant orange head!
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331. thud
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332. thud
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333. thud
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334. thud thud
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335. thud thud
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337. One more victory and The Bobcats
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338. are state champions!
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339. (Bugs)
'Oh, that's great.'
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340. 'We should have
a party to celebrate.'
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345. Are those new gloves?
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346. No.
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something different.
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didn't get a haircut?
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351. thud thud thud
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352. You know, if Daffy's team wins..
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353. - Uh!
- We should celebrate.
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354. Have a party at
my place tonight.
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should be your caterer anymore.
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356. - What?
- Those recipes aren't healthy.
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357. N-No one's supposed
to eat that much butter.
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What's the big deal?
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360. I-I think y-you're the big deal.
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362. I've never been a champion,
but I'm about to be..
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363. because we've got
this one in the bag!
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364. The trophy's so close,
I can taste it!
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365. And believe me, I will
be licking that trophy.
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368. So after the game, when you
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go back to their loser
lives..
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371. - 'On three!'
- One, two..
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Gossamer is Emily right?
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375. Gossamer!
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376. The game's about to start!
What are you doing in here?
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to be goalie anymore.
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379. You're our most valuable player!
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380. But I don't play!
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381. I don't do anything.
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382. I just stand there like a loser.
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383. The only reason I'm valuable
is because I'm a giant
monster
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385. And for once,
that's a good thing!
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388. It feels like cheating.
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389. And cheating hurts. Literally.
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390. I'm sick of all those balls
hitting me in the face.
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not our goalie, we'll lose.
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let you down, coach
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393. but I think I'd rather
lose and feel like a winner
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395. I was really looking forward
to licking that trophy.
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398. Come on.
Who are you kidding?
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399. I do look good in
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402. (crowd)
'Falcons! Falcons!'
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404. - Sorry we lost, coach.
- Yeah, sorry.
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out there, despite what
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me a lesson that I'll carry
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408. with me for the rest of my life.
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411. your parents, no one
really cares about this sport.
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412. 'It'd be one thing if this had
been football or basketball'
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413. 'or even baseball,
but it's not.'
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your heads held high
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416. because no one cares
about water polo!
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- Bobcats! Bobcats!
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418. - Bobcats!
- Wait! What are you doing?
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419. I don't know how to swim!
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420. Aah!
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423. splash
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different about you!
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than you used to be!
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429. zap
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430. Oh! Or I could uh,
just plug you in.
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432. Aren't you gonna have
some butter pie, Mr. Bunny?
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with carrots for a while.
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