1. Okay, everybody,
I wanna introduceCopy !req
2. the rest of the workout team.Copy !req
3. This is Tracy and Jessie.Copy !req
4. Alright, we're gonna start
you off with a light jog.Copy !req
5. Just jog in place..Copy !req
6. 'You want to really
warm up those legs.'Copy !req
7. 'Get 'em ready for
what's to come.'Copy !req
8. Want to see a movie
with me and Porky?Copy !req
9. Can't, I'm doing my workout.Copy !req
10. (female #1)
'And now, let's do
some jumping jacks.'Copy !req
11. 'You're gonna wanna keep
your core tight'Copy !req
12. 'and your arms straight.'Copy !req
13. - Will you get me a water?
- No.Copy !req
14. Ooh?Copy !req
15. - Will you get me a water?
- Umm.Copy !req
16. (female #1)
'And now, let's go
with some squat thrusts.'Copy !req
17. You know it's
dangerous to work outCopy !req
18. without being properly hydrated.Copy !req
19. (female #1)
'You're going to feel
this in your glutes.'Copy !req
20. 'We're really gonna blast
those glutes later.'Copy !req
21. Ah!Copy !req
22. My glutes! Ah! Ooh.Copy !req
23. 'Ooh! Ho!
They're really locked up.'Copy !req
24. - Hi, Mr. Duck.
- I told you.Copy !req
25. You don't have to
call me Mr. Duck.Copy !req
26. It's Dr. Duck.Copy !req
27. Sorry. Um..Copy !req
28. We wanna ask you something.Copy !req
29. Yes, you can have my autograph.Copy !req
30. Okay... also, we were
wondering if you wouldCopy !req
31. be the coach for
our water polo team.Copy !req
32. Coach! That's a title
I've never had.Copy !req
33. Or even lied about having.Copy !req
34. - What does it pay?
- Oh.Copy !req
35. I don't think
you'd get any money.Copy !req
36. It's just for fun.Copy !req
37. Fun? Let me tell
you kids something.Copy !req
38. If I'm your coach, you're
not going to have any fun.Copy !req
39. But what you are going
to have is discipline..Copy !req
40. conditioning and wins.Copy !req
41. If you want to have fun,
then go over to Granny'sCopy !req
42. and ask her to be
your water polo coach.Copy !req
43. Okay, fine.
We'll have a little fun.Copy !req
44. Yay! Thanks, Dr. Duck.Copy !req
45. It's coach... Dr. Duck.Copy !req
46. What did they say I'm coaching?Copy !req
47. Water polo?
What the heck is water polo?Copy !req
48. Hey, Pork. Ready to go?Copy !req
49. (Porky)
'Give me a few minutes.'Copy !req
50. What's all this?Copy !req
51. I had a ca-ca-catering
job this morning.Copy !req
52. How did it go?Copy !req
53. Oh, not so good.Copy !req
54. T-They barely ate anything.Copy !req
55. I d-d-don't think they
liked my cooking.Copy !req
56. What? Let me try.Copy !req
57. Ugh!Copy !req
58. Y-You don't like it.Copy !req
59. No, it's fine.Copy !req
60. A little bland maybe.Copy !req
61. Let me try this guy.Copy !req
62. Oh, Porky.Copy !req
63. Where are you
getting your recipes?Copy !req
64. All these cookbooks I bought.Copy !req
65. Hmm. What's this?Copy !req
66. (Porky)
'Those are my
grandmother's old recipes.'Copy !req
67. Ah, I remember
l-l-loving her food.Copy !req
68. "Flaky, creamy
chicken casserole?"Copy !req
69. "Savory cheddar bread?"Copy !req
70. "Butter pie?"Copy !req
71. These sound delicious.Copy !req
72. Why ain't you
makin' any of these?Copy !req
73. Uh, I don't know.
They don't sound very healthy.Copy !req
74. Porky, you're a caterer.Copy !req
75. You just need
them to taste good.Copy !req
76. Hmm.Copy !req
77. Uh, alright. Uh, I'll do it.Copy !req
78. Eh, w-we should get going.Copy !req
79. Th-the movie's
going to start soon.Copy !req
80. Do you have a mint or some gum?Copy !req
81. That last one, ooh! Not
good.Copy !req
82. Okay, Bobcats.Copy !req
83. Gather 'round.Copy !req
84. Take a knee.Copy !req
85. Let's see what we've got here.Copy !req
86. One boy... two girls..Copy !req
87. and a monster.Copy !req
88. No obvious athletes,
none of you attractive.Copy !req
89. - What's your name?
- Emily.Copy !req
90. Emily?
I'm never gonna remember that.Copy !req
91. - What about you?
- Andrew.Copy !req
92. Yeah, these
names are impossible.Copy !req
93. You know what, I'm just
gonna call everyone Jennifer.Copy !req
94. Now, Jennifer, any pre-existing
injuries I should know about?Copy !req
95. - No.
- I get stomachaches.Copy !req
96. - Not really.
- What does pre-existing mean?Copy !req
97. Whoa, whoa, whoa..Copy !req
98. Jennifers,
I was talking to Jennifer.Copy !req
99. - Which Jennifer?
- Okay.Copy !req
100. I'm obviously gonna have to
dumb it down for you guys.Copy !req
101. So, you're Jennifer one.Copy !req
102. You're Jennifer..
Wait, no.Copy !req
103. You're Jennifer one,
you're Jennifer two.Copy !req
104. You're Jennifer
three, and you're..Copy !req
105. I was gonna say Jennifer
four, but you don't lookCopy !req
106. like a Jennifer four.Copy !req
107. So you're going to
be Jennifer three.Copy !req
108. And you're going
to be... Emily.Copy !req
109. But that's my actual name.
Won't that be confusing?Copy !req
110. Now, let's get in the pool.Copy !req
111. Everyone, pick a horse!Copy !req
112. Um, coach?Copy !req
113. There aren't horses
in water polo.Copy !req
114. Huh, I have a feeling it's going
to be harder to get them outCopy !req
115. of the pool than it
was to get them in it.Copy !req
116. Umm, Porky, this is delicious.Copy !req
117. What's in this?Copy !req
118. Eh, b-b-butter, sugar,
cinnamon..Copy !req
119. Hmm! So good.Copy !req
120. Umm, ah! This is even better.Copy !req
121. What's in this one?Copy !req
122. That's got butter,
sausage, heavy cream...Copy !req
123. (Bugs)
'Umm, no,
this one's my favorite.'Copy !req
124. 'What's this one?'Copy !req
125. That's not one.Copy !req
126. 'That's a stick of butter.'Copy !req
127. Hmm!Copy !req
128. Umm..Copy !req
129. Hmm. What smells so good?Copy !req
130. Porky's trying out
his grandmother's recipes.Copy !req
131. You got to try some.Copy !req
132. Can't. Swimsuit season.Copy !req
133. By the way, Bugs,
from now on, I'm holdingCopy !req
134. water polo practice in our pool.Copy !req
135. Why?Copy !req
136. The other pool had
to be drained and resurfaced.Copy !req
137. Apparently, horses
are land animals.Copy !req
138. (Porky)
'Yo-you're coaching water polo?'Copy !req
139. 'But I didn't
think you knew how to swim.'Copy !req
140. I don't... name reason why I,
as those children's coachCopy !req
141. would need to know how to swim.Copy !req
142. What if one of them gets
into
trouble and you needCopy !req
143. to j-jump in and save them?Copy !req
144. What if!Copy !req
145. What if an asteroid
hits the Earth?Copy !req
146. What if robots
take all our jobs?Copy !req
147. You can't live by
"what if," Porky.Copy !req
148. That's my team now.Copy !req
149. chomp chomp chompCopy !req
150. Umm.Copy !req
151. I can't stop eating this stuff.Copy !req
152. And now, all I
need is a party to cater.Copy !req
153. Why don't I have a party?Copy !req
154. You can cater that.Copy !req
155. - Really?
- Why not?Copy !req
156. You get a job, I get
to eat your delicious food.Copy !req
157. Th-Thanks, Bugs.Copy !req
158. Maybe one more.Copy !req
159. Bring it in, everybody.Copy !req
160. Take a knee.Copy !req
161. Get 'em back up!Copy !req
162. Alright, alright, calm down.Copy !req
163. You're a team now, so you got
to start acting like a team.Copy !req
164. You got to be aware of each
other in that pool, got it?Copy !req
165. I don't want you to
listen, I want you to hear.Copy !req
166. I don't want you to
look, I want you to see.Copy !req
167. Now, look at me and listen up.Copy !req
168. Jennifer three, you're
gonna be our captain.Copy !req
169. - I'm Jennifer three.
- I'm Jennifer one.Copy !req
170. You know what?
We've got too many Jennifers.Copy !req
171. New nicknames,
you're Glasses, you're FrecklesCopy !req
172. and you're Big Teeth.Copy !req
173. - What's my nickname?
- Hmm..Copy !req
174. I say we stick with Emily.Copy !req
175. It suits you.Copy !req
176. Alright. Start playing.Copy !req
177. - But we don't have a ball.
- You need a ball?Copy !req
178. 'Taz, give me your ball.'Copy !req
179. - Ha ha ha..
- See what's happening?Copy !req
180. He's listening, but not hearing.Copy !req
181. - Weh he he he..
- Dumb dog.Copy !req
182. Argh!Copy !req
183. My glutes!Copy !req
184. Where are you from again?Copy !req
185. B-Buttered scallop potato puff?Copy !req
186. Umm..Copy !req
187. Oh, guys. Do yourself a favor.Copy !req
188. They melt in your mouth.Copy !req
189. I can't stop eating them.Copy !req
190. Umm! Mmm, mmm..Copy !req
191. Umm..Copy !req
192. Butter and molasses fritters.Copy !req
193. I haven't had one since
I was a little girl!Copy !req
194. You got to try these
cheddar cheese dumplingsCopy !req
195. with creamy gravy... umm!Copy !req
196. Huh, are those butter
and molasses fritters?Copy !req
197. When did he make those?Copy !req
198. Buh-buh-buh!Copy !req
199. - What are you doing?
- Eating.Copy !req
200. Do you know how much butter
there is in this stuff?Copy !req
201. You are in training!Copy !req
202. What do you think you're doing?Copy !req
203. My son had a healthy lunch,
and because I'm his mamaCopy !req
204. I told him he
could have dessert.Copy !req
205. Well, I'm his coach,
which means for the restCopy !req
206. of the season, I'm his mama.Copy !req
207. And his papa,
his friend, his teacher..Copy !req
208. I'm everything to this kid.Copy !req
209. And if you don't like it,
then you shouldn't haveCopy !req
210. entrusted him in my care.Copy !req
211. I didn't,
I specifically told GossamerCopy !req
212. to stay away from you.Copy !req
213. When are you gonna listen to me?Copy !req
214. What did I tell you
about these recipes, huh?Copy !req
215. You were right,
the Gophers asked meCopy !req
216. to cater for
them tomorrow night.Copy !req
217. Tomorrow night?Copy !req
218. What am I gonna eat
tomorrow night?Copy !req
219. There's a ton of food here.Copy !req
220. I-I'm sure there
will be leftovers.Copy !req
221. Are you kidding?
Look around!Copy !req
222. There's gonna be nothing left!Copy !req
223. You tell those Gophers
you're busy tomorrow night.Copy !req
224. - With what?
- My party.Copy !req
225. Y-You just had a party.Copy !req
226. You're still having it.Copy !req
227. Tomorrow night, 8 O'clock.Copy !req
228. And bring the butter pie.Copy !req
229. squashCopy !req
230. slurp slurp slurpCopy !req
231. Men, this is your first game.Copy !req
232. You're probably scared.Copy !req
233. You feel like you're gonna lose.Copy !req
234. Maybe even get
humiliated out there.Copy !req
235. Well, I know
exactly how you feel.Copy !req
236. You see, years ago,
I was a small-time boxerCopy !req
237. living in a tiny
apartment in Philadelphia.Copy !req
238. Out of the blue,
the heavyweight championCopy !req
239. of the world gave me
a shot at the title.Copy !req
240. He knew I didn't stand a chance,
but he liked my nickname..Copy !req
241. the Italian Stallion.Copy !req
242. One day, I met
this very shy girlCopy !req
243. named Adrian at a pet
store and we fell in love.Copy !req
244. Her brother Paulie got me
a job at his meat packing plantCopy !req
245. where I would
beat on the carcassesCopy !req
246. hanging in the freezer.Copy !req
247. For nutrition, I ate raw eggs.Copy !req
248. 'And for speed, my trainer
made me chase chickens.'Copy !req
249. Now, I know what
you're all wondering.Copy !req
250. Did I defeat the heavyweight
champion of the world?Copy !req
251. No.Copy !req
252. But I went the distance.Copy !req
253. And you know what that proved?Copy !req
254. That I wasn't just another
bum from the neighborhood.Copy !req
255. - Wasn't that a movie?
- You know..Copy !req
256. I think they did make
a movie out of it.Copy !req
257. That's how
incredible my story is.Copy !req
258. Ooh, remind me to tell you
about the time I was sweptCopy !req
259. away in a tornado and ended up
in a magical land with nothingCopy !req
260. but my little dog Toto
and my ruby red slippers.Copy !req
261. But right now, we've
got a game to win!Copy !req
262. On three!Copy !req
263. (all)
'One, two, three!Copy !req
264. - Bobcats!
- Rocky!Copy !req
265. Bobcats.Copy !req
266. Ugh!Copy !req
267. Argh!Copy !req
268. Argh!Copy !req
269. smashCopy !req
270. Are you mad at us
because we lost?Copy !req
271. I'm not mad at you.Copy !req
272. I'm mad at myself.Copy !req
273. I'm your coach, your leader.Copy !req
274. I should have done more.Copy !req
275. I should have learned
the rules of the game.Copy !req
276. Or at least
looked up the definitionCopy !req
277. of water polo in the dictionary.Copy !req
278. But I didn't do any of that.Copy !req
279. So a lot of today's
loss is on me.Copy !req
280. But most of it's on Glasses,
since she's our goalieCopy !req
281. and they scored
48 points on her.Copy !req
282. So, Glasses, you're out.Copy !req
283. Freckles, you're the new goalie.Copy !req
284. Well, we'll get 'em next week.Copy !req
285. Go, Bobcats!Copy !req
286. Huh-oh, look, rabbit, I can't goCopy !req
287. to any more of your parties.Copy !req
288. That'll be five this week.Copy !req
289. Please, I got to
have a party tonight!Copy !req
290. Porky's making
buttered sausage biscuits!Copy !req
291. There's too much
butter in that food.Copy !req
292. It's flat-out unhealthy.Copy !req
293. Invite someone else!Copy !req
294. I tried. No one will come!Copy !req
295. You ought to lay off
that kind of food yourself.Copy !req
296. You don't look so good.Copy !req
297. - What's up, doc?
- Oh, hey.Copy !req
298. I-I was just calling
to see if you're reallyCopy !req
299. having another party tonight.Copy !req
300. You better believe it.Copy !req
301. Okay, how many
guests will there be?Copy !req
302. Eh... why don't you
make enough for 30?Copy !req
303. You know what,
40, just to be safe.Copy !req
304. beepCopy !req
305. Well, that was a bloodbath.Copy !req
306. Freckles, you're out.Copy !req
307. Big teeth, you're
our new goalie.Copy !req
308. Bobcat pride!Copy !req
309. I-I brought extra
b-b-buttered sausage biscuitsCopy !req
310. like you told me.Copy !req
311. Uh, who are all these people?Copy !req
312. Oh, these are just
some of my dear friends.Copy !req
313. - Uh..
- Don.Copy !req
314. Don, Of course.Copy !req
315. Don and I go way back.Copy !req
316. How do you know each other?Copy !req
317. Eh... we don't.
He paid me 5 bucks to come here.Copy !req
318. Ha ha ha, good one, Dan.Copy !req
319. - It's Don.
- Don.Copy !req
320. You gonna eat that?Copy !req
321. Big Teeth, we're
only at halftimeCopy !req
322. but I can see
where this is going.Copy !req
323. Maybe we should just forfeit.Copy !req
324. Why don't we just have
Gossamer be the goalie?Copy !req
325. Who's Gossamer?Copy !req
326. You mean Emily?
Emily can't be goalie.Copy !req
327. He's too big.
He'll block the whole goal..Copy !req
328. Come on, guys... help
me get this tiny red capCopy !req
329. over that giant orange head!Copy !req
330. thudCopy !req
331. thudCopy !req
332. thudCopy !req
333. thudCopy !req
334. thud thudCopy !req
335. thud thudCopy !req
336. We won again!Copy !req
337. One more victory and The BobcatsCopy !req
338. are state champions!Copy !req
339. (Bugs)
'Oh, that's great.'Copy !req
340. 'We should have
a party to celebrate.'Copy !req
341. What?Copy !req
342. You look different.Copy !req
343. Did you get a haircut?Copy !req
344. No.Copy !req
345. Are those new gloves?Copy !req
346. No.Copy !req
347. Huh! There's
something different.Copy !req
348. You sure you
didn't get a haircut?Copy !req
349. Hmm. I'll figure it out.Copy !req
350. chomp chomp chompCopy !req
351. thud thud thudCopy !req
352. You know, if Daffy's team wins..Copy !req
353. - Uh!
- We should celebrate.Copy !req
354. Have a party at
my place tonight.Copy !req
355. Eh, Bugs... I-I don't think I
should be your caterer anymore.Copy !req
356. - What?
- Those recipes aren't healthy.Copy !req
357. N-No one's supposed
to eat that much butter.Copy !req
358. Ah, come on.
What's the big deal?Copy !req
359. creakCopy !req
360. I-I think y-you're the big deal.Copy !req
361. This is it.Copy !req
362. I've never been a champion,
but I'm about to be..Copy !req
363. because we've got
this one in the bag!Copy !req
364. The trophy's so close,
I can taste it!Copy !req
365. And believe me, I will
be licking that trophy.Copy !req
366. Now remember, BobcatsCopy !req
367. we want to be gracious winners.Copy !req
368. So after the game, when you
are belittling those losersCopy !req
369. as they get on their bus to
go back to their loser
lives..Copy !req
370. let's be classy about it.Copy !req
371. - 'On three!'
- One, two..Copy !req
372. Where's Gossamer?Copy !req
373. Just so I'm clear,
Gossamer is Emily right?Copy !req
374. Gossamer!Copy !req
375. Gossamer!Copy !req
376. The game's about to start!
What are you doing in here?Copy !req
377. I don't think I want
to be goalie anymore.Copy !req
378. What are you talking about?Copy !req
379. You're our most valuable player!Copy !req
380. But I don't play!Copy !req
381. I don't do anything.Copy !req
382. I just stand there like a loser.Copy !req
383. The only reason I'm valuable
is because I'm a giant
monsterCopy !req
384. and I take up space.Copy !req
385. And for once,
that's a good thing!Copy !req
386. Don't you want to win?Copy !req
387. Not like this.Copy !req
388. It feels like cheating.Copy !req
389. And cheating hurts. Literally.Copy !req
390. I'm sick of all those balls
hitting me in the face.Copy !req
391. You do realize if you're
not our goalie, we'll lose.Copy !req
392. I don't want to
let you down, coachCopy !req
393. but I think I'd rather
lose and feel like a winnerCopy !req
394. than win and feel like a loser.Copy !req
395. I was really looking forward
to licking that trophy.Copy !req
396. You're a good kid.Copy !req
397. You're a good coach.Copy !req
398. Come on.
Who are you kidding?Copy !req
399. I do look good in
a swimsuit though.Copy !req
400. thudCopy !req
401. buzz buzzCopy !req
402. (crowd)
'Falcons! Falcons!'Copy !req
403. 'Falcons!'Copy !req
404. - Sorry we lost, coach.
- Yeah, sorry.Copy !req
405. Don't be.Copy !req
406. Seeing you kids have fun
out there, despite whatCopy !req
407. the scoreboard says, taught
me a lesson that I'll carryCopy !req
408. with me for the rest of my life.Copy !req
409. Water polo is stupid.Copy !req
410. I mean, outside of these
dummies, who are probablyCopy !req
411. your parents, no one
really cares about this sport.Copy !req
412. 'It'd be one thing if this had
been football or basketball'Copy !req
413. 'or even baseball,
but it's not.'Copy !req
414. It's only water polo!Copy !req
415. So go out there with
your heads held highCopy !req
416. because no one cares
about water polo!Copy !req
417. - 'Bobcats on three.'
- Bobcats! Bobcats!Copy !req
418. - Bobcats!
- Wait! What are you doing?Copy !req
419. I don't know how to swim!Copy !req
420. Aah!Copy !req
421. He can't swim!Copy !req
422. thump thump thumpCopy !req
423. splashCopy !req
424. Thanks, Bugs.Copy !req
425. You got to learn to swim.Copy !req
426. Wait a second.Copy !req
427. I know what's
different about you!Copy !req
428. You're ten times bigger
than you used to be!Copy !req
429. zapCopy !req
430. Oh! Or I could uh,
just plug you in.Copy !req
431. He he he. Common mistake.Copy !req
432. Aren't you gonna have
some butter pie, Mr. Bunny?Copy !req
433. I think I'm going to stick
with carrots for a while.Copy !req
434. chomp chomp chompCopy !req
435. chomp chomp chompCopy !req
436. What? Swimsuit season's over.Copy !req
437. That's all folks!Copy !req
438. thudCopy !req
439. Hey!Copy !req