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4. You called 9-1-1 because you
couldn't open a can of tuna?
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5. No. First I called Bugs.
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"Dear John"
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I'm leaving you."
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I thought his name was Edmund.
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a Dear John letter...
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laughing so much during it?
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Now that I know what's going on,
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they charged me...
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were valid.
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a bedtime story?
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37. Scarf, or no scarf?
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38. Why do they get to decide
if it's an emergency or not?
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are under funded
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aren't high enough.
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so much about it?
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that runs the city.
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on the City Council?
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my third term.
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know this about you?
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anything about myself.
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anything, you interrupt me.
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fall asleep from boredom.
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for date night.
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not working?
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a can of tuna with it.
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enough, the top would pop off.
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in the microwave.
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put metal in the microwave?
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64. Pizzariba, this is Speedy.
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65. Hey, Speedy, who is that
handyman you use at the restaurant?
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66. You mean John?
Oh, he's the best.
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The microwave's broken.
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drop by tomorrow.
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- Thanks, Speedy.
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71. Hey, Bugs!
I saw that movie again.
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it was a Dear John letter.
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at all this time.
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this isn't working. Bugs.
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78. Bugs broke up with me!
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80. I'm sorry, sir, we're
completely booked this evening.
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I'll handle this.
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83. Ahem. You do know
that I'm a close,
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85. Ah, that's City Council member
Porky Pig.
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86. Ooh.
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87. Who knew there were perks
to being friends with Porky Pig?
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88. Good-bye, apartment.
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89. I've decided to go away
for a while.
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90. Too many memories here.
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91. Ew! Oh, no, no, uh-uh, no.
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92. Uh-uh. Just because I'm leaving
doesn't mean you...
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can come in here and crawl around.
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95. I'm talking to you, too,
spiders and ants.
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of this apartment!
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a reminder,
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on the front door.
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going all over town...
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are incredible.
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to admit I even knew you.
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I threw your name around...
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gym membership for free!
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who worked there...
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a parade in her honor.
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108. So? You're on
the City Council.
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at the Sunset Room
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a highway after him.
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a really good table.
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his uncle's citizenship!
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on earth.
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There's a reelection coming up,
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117. and this makes it look like
I could be bribed!
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118. I understand.
It won't happen again.
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our city dirtier.
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garbage collection.
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to allow dumping in the river.
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do such a thing?
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124. Because he's a pig.
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125. And pigs are filthy.
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126. On election day, let's send
this pig back to the farm.
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127. Vote Daffy Duck
for City Council.
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128. I'm Daffy Duck,
and I approve this message.
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129. - What was that?
- An attack ad.
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130. But those are all lies!
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131. It doesn't matter.
Now people are going to have
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you're running against me!
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134. You're the one who said I
can't use your name to get perks.
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135. So, fine.
I'll get 'em myself.
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telling people you're my friend.
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telling people you're my enemy?
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flip flopper.
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140. Ooh. I'll put that
in my next attack ad.
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where else to go.
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about that Dear John letter.
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143. Oh, I just need
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147. Mm-hmm. Oh, yeah,
I totally agree with that.
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150. And the key to meditation
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- A vow of silence.
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I'd go, whoa!
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166. I just had to get that last one
out of my system.
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Porky Pig.
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173. I won, I won, I won!
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her voicemail.
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to see you again!"
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186. Oh, yeah, that's nice.
Good heighth on that.
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City Council meeting is now in session.
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to new business.
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on the curb.
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marathon on tonight
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to get home for it.
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because I broke the DVR
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are scheduled for five hours,
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faded as well.
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about the kind of paint
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if someone can read her address?
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from her for six years.
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because of the perks.
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and paint placement.
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Speed bumps are conical,
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You want to come?
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248. - I don't ever want
to see you again!
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here for me anymore.
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sitting through that drivel!
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between speed bumps and speed humps?
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and one is ovoid, and—
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I can't do four years, man!
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a video.
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piano? Already saw it. Fake.
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talk for three hours—
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no one sees this.
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the City Council.
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and painted her address myself!
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I saw that video of you
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What you did was great!
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of a politician.
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feeling. You just say it!
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forever and always!
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do I need
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on the kitchen?
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to the parking lot,
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digging. So I think we need
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construction permits, as well.
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What do you have to say?
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these speed bumps go!
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can't come to my home!
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24 hours a day.
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I have to be with him
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- He got your Dear John letter
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and said something about
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of the world.
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313. - What? How could Bugs have
possibly thought this was for him?
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about the rabbit Bugs!
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fun five hours.
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on the City Council
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come to the meetings.
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have nothing in common.
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- What's prop 14?
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the Daffy Duck provision.
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to make your seat
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327. - Then there's only one thing
left to do.
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dedicated to public service?
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329. No. Fake my own death.
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330. - Tragedy struck today
when popular City Councilman
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of his vehicle
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Sebastian river.
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was his beloved parade float.
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334. And the city never even got
to throw him a parade.
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the remainder of his term.
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338. - hey, Porky.
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business cards?
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342. Oh, no. Oh, maybe
the speed hump goes there
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349. Ohh.
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350. Wait. What are you doing here?
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351. You broke up with me!
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352. That note wasn't to you.
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and ants and roaches.
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I wrote "Dear Bugs",
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the Dear John letter
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362. - Wait. Why'd you break up
with the repairman?
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363. - Mwah!
- Mwah!
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364. - Oh, Tosh?
- Yes, Chum?
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365. - Would you like to split
this tangerine soda?
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366. - Actually, I never have
carbonation in the afternoon.
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367. - I should have known that.
Terribly sorry.
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368. - No apology, Chum.
Let me cut you a slice
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370. - Oh, no.
I'm gluten intolerant.
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371. - Oh, of course you are.
I should have known that.
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372. - Well, I shouldn't have
thoughtlessly offered you that soda.
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373. - What is happening to us?
- I don't know!
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- Out of synch.
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377. I have tickets to Michael Bublé!
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378. - What?
I have backstage passes!
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379. - You don't say!
- Shall we share a rickshaw?
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380. - Ooh, splendid.
I love rickshaws!
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