1. - Unh.
- What's up, doc?
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with a cute little filly,
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for movie night.
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with your TV?
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black and white set.
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no high definition.
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14. Ooh, what about
your Nobel Prize?
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16. No.
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won the Nobel Prize?
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19. - Pretty good
status update, huh?
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20. oh, yeah.
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21. I'm gonna get a lot
of "likes" on this one.
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22. The Looney Tunes, Season 2, Episode 14
"Spread Your Wings and Fly"
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23. - I can't believe it.
Zero "likes."
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24. Ooh, one comment.
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de-amigo'd,
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28. Eh, we're here.
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29. Where?
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said you'd go with me.
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motivational speaker.
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to take up catering.
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someone else to motivate you?
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to the entrance.
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You can do it.
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46. Almost there.
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47. Ahh.
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48. - Are you ready
to change your life?
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straight, bub.
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for free coffee.
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weak-minded suckers like you.
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so long to see the light.
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his new book,
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57. "Spread Those Wings and Fly."
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a little afraid of it,
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60. But like Wieb says,
"it's now or never."
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67. - What are you
talking about?
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the word "fly"
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in there.
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my pilot's license.
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a driver's license
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79. - Driver's license,
cosmetology license,
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fishing license,
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to get that one.
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to see you again.
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85. Uh, what?
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86. - Well, at least
for a while.
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of any friends or family
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89. Those people are toxic,
like mold.
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to pursue your dreams,
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my blood.
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112. What is that?
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113. - Lunk formula. It's a
mixture of synthetic carbs
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114. And branch chain
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brain function.
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116. - Might want to put
another scoop in there.
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117. - I already cut Porky
out of my life.
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and all the cool stuff.
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128. No.
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129. - Are you satisfied
with your career?
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130. No.
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131. - Satisfied in
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132. No. All no.
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133. - Then I want you
to stand up
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135. - I'm gonna spread
my wings and fly.
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136. - I'm gonna spread my wings and what?
- Fly.
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137. - What?
- Fly.
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138. - I—I can't hear you.
- Fly.
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139. - What?
- Fly.
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140. - What?
- Fly.
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141. - Do you really need to be
doing this right now?
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142. - Good point.
I should get to bed.
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nighttime nuggets.
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- Nighttime nuggets.
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inspirational bullet points
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while I sleep.
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147. If you want to watch
the DVDs, go ahead.
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148. They'll change your life.
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149. - No thanks.
- Suit yourself.
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150. But you'll never soar,
my ground-bound friend.
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151. You'll never be a Lunkhead.
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152. - I don't want to be
a Lunkhead.
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153. - Who wouldn't want to be
a Lunkhead?
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a beautiful day to fly.
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158. - Dress for the job
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160. You don't have a job.
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161. - That's why
I'm usually nude.
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162. - Why is
the front door open?
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163. I don't know.
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164. - I think someone
broke into the house.
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165. - Is anything missing?
- I don't think so.
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168. What?
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169. - That hillbilly leprechaun
stole my Nobel Prize.
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170. - You know
a hillbilly leprechaun?
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172. - Yosemite knows
a hillbilly leprechaun?
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173. - Give it back.
- Give what back?
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175. - Uh, I don't got
your Nobel Prize.
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176. Sure you don't.
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177. - Why do you think
I took it?
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and said I wanted it?
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179. And you said, "no,"
and I left angrily?
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180. Or 'cause of my
vast criminal record,
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181. Which includes
breaking and entering?
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182. Yep, either of those.
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183. - Well, I didn't steal
your stupid prize.
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my property
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on you for trespassing.
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on my criminal record.
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187. - Ok. Mm-hmm.
Thank you very much.
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a replacement Nobel Prize.
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190. - I don't know why you
want it back so bad.
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guarantees future failure."
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193. - Is that
a nighttime nugget?
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194. - No, it's
a daytime doodler.
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195. Very different.
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196. - How was your first day
of flying?
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197. - I didn't even get
in the plane.
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198. I failed the physical.
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199. They said I had too many branch
chain amino acids in my bloodstream.
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200. I have to take it again
tomorrow morning.
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201. I'm going to bed.
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202. - Be sure and lock
your bedroom window.
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203. You're not getting my TV.
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204. - You know, paranoia is
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211. Oh, good. The cops.
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into my house last night
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my cowboy boots.
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talking about?
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I stole your TV?
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221. - You stole from me 'cause
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223. He stole my boots.
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225. Well, I never titted, so you
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my eye on you.
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232. - I'm a-gonna keep
my eye on you.
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233. - Good, because I'm
gonna keep my eye on you.
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on you.
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237. Well, great.
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240. There's no way with both of
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241. That you can steal
any more of my stuff.
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242. - Wait. What?
- Just stay out of my house.
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252. - You're too far east.
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straight with you.
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you're meant to fly.
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285. - I don't know why
you're watching me.
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287. - You brought this
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289. - Oh, I've got
trust issues, all right.
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could throw you pretty far.
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292. So, let's just say I don't
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298. Execution, and diet.
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299. - What are you doing
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was stolen
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my DVDs.
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302. - Well, you don't need to be
under the covers.
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retention increases
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retain as much as possible.
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from flight school.
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and quitters always quit."
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on my dream.
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I will fly.
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316. - Congratulations,
flight attendants.
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male flight attendants?
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that the heels give me.
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a cool 65 degrees.
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for flying with us today,
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332. And hope to see you again
on your next journey.
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and have some fun.
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341. - Daffy, we have to fly
back to California.
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351. - Yeah, but it's the heels
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then Boston.
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372. - You deserve to have
everything you've ever wanted.
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and go take it.
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382. - No, you're off
to our neighbors
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you stole.
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another dream I had.
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389. - Wow. The Lunk mess is
more powerful than I thought.
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390. - Ecch. My replacement
Nobel Prize.
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391. - Huh. Now you've got
2 of 'em.
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393. - Told you
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right off.
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uh..., stepping outside of my comfort zone
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It's so sad.
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421. Now, THIS is the kind of flying
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What a thrill!
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Hold the ***!
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Push on that stick!
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