1. - Hey, mr. Duck,
you want to play?
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2. - What are you doing
out of school?
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3. - It's spring break!
- Spring break?
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4. - We get a week off from school.
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5. - You're never in school.
How do you learn anything?
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6. You get a week off at christmas,
three months off for the summer,
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7. And now you're on spring break?
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8. Huh. No wonder canada's
killing us these days.
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9. - So... Do you want to play?
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10. - No, I do not want to play.
I'm a grown up.
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11. Grown ups do not play.
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12. - Hmmph!
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13. Hey, bugs.
You want to play?
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14. Captioning made possible by
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15. - You want to go to acapulco?
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16. - What?
- Acapulco!
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17. A week of fun in the sun
on the mexican riviera!
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18. - What are you talking about?
- Spring break.
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19. - Spring break is for students.
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20. - What, students are the only
ones who need to cut loose
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21. And let it all hang out?
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22. I have a very stressful life.
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23. I need spring break.
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24. Forget it, I'll find
someone else to go with me.
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25. Someone fun.
Someone who knows how to party.
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26. - I'm tellin' ya,
you're going to end up
in a mexican jail.
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27. - Thanks, grandpa.
I'll send you a postcard.
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28. - Good evening.
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29. - Ehh...
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30. Why are you so dressed up?
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31. - Duh, it's movie night.
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32. - Yeah. Hang out
and watch a movie.
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33. - Oh! I thought
we were going to be in a movie.
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34. Oh, I wish I knew that
before I memorized
all these lines.
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35. - Just take
a week off from work.
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36. Tina, you need spring break
more than anyone.
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37. It is not just for students!
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38. Bugs, speedy, yosemite, granny,
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39. Foghorn, taz, tina...
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40. That's everyone.
I don't have any other friends.
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41. - Hey, porky.
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42. what you doin'?
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43. - Trying to find someone
to go on spring break with me.
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44. - Ooh, I'll go.
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45. - Oh, you know who I didn't try?
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46. That guy who works
at the post office.
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47. I got to go.
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48. - What's the name
of this movie again?
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49. - "the black widow."
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50. - Ok, is that guy
a good guy or a bad guy?
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51. - Lola, the movie's
barely started
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52. And you've already asked
a hundred questions.
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53. All right, here's what
we're going to do—
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54. You get three more questions,
that's it.
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55. - Oh, there's a subject?
I thought you were just
wasting my time.
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56. - Who's the black widow?
- She is.
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57. - Why is she called
the black widow?
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58. - You're using up
your questions awful fast.
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59. Look, she's a jewel thief
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60. And she always leaves
behind a calling card
with a spider on it.
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61. So they call her
the black widow.
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62. - Then who is—
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63. - I have to know!
- Fine.
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64. - Who is the black widow?
- You already asked that!
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65. It's her.
- Oh! No, it's not.
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66. It's that guy.
The detective!
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67. - What?
- He's in love with her,
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68. So he pretends to be
the black widow to protect her,
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69. And in the end,
he goes to jail for her.
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70. - How do you know all this?
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71. - Uh, "the black widow"
is my favorite movie.
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72. I've seen it a hundred times.
I've memorized all the dialogue.
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73. "ma'am, I'm afraid
we're going to have
to ask you some questions."
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74. "what are you afraid of?
I won't bite."
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75. "what do you know
about the break-in
at the museum?"
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76. "what are you implying,
detective?"
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77. - No, I don't think
it's weird to invite
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78. My plumber on spring break.
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79. Well, then, you can forget about
ever fixing my toilet again.
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80. And I put a lot
of weird stuff down there.
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81. Well, that's it.
I don't know anyone else.
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82. - What is it, porky?
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83. - Just seeing
if you found anyone
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84. To go with you on spring break.
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85. - Why, do you know someone?
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86. - Um, me!
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87. - Huh. Yeah, ok.
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88. - Ha ha! Yay!
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89. - Unless the guy
at the chinese restaurant
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90. Calls me back.
Then you're out.
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91. You remember to bring
your swimsuit?
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92. - Yep.
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93. - 'cause we're going to do
a lot of hanging out
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94. By the pool.
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95. You got sunscreen?
You look like you burn easy.
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96. Oh-oh, baby,
this is going to be big.
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97. This spring break
is going to be epic!
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98. We're going for it, porky.
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99. We're not holding back.
We're not going to bed early
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100. Or sitting this one out
or counting calories.
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101. We are going hog wild!
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102. No offense.
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103. - what?
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104. - I think I left
the iron on. At home!
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105. I think I left it on.
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106. It could start a fire!
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107. - Porky, please.
You didn't leave the iron on.
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108. That's the stress talking.
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109. That's exactly why
we're going down to mexico—
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110. To let it all go.
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111. - Ladies and gentlemen,
we may experience
a little turbulence ahead,
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112. So I've turned on
the fasten seatbelt sign.
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113. - Aren't you going
to buckle your seatbelt?
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114. - I'm on spring break, man.
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115. I don't have to play
by the rules.
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116. Whoa!
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117. - ow.
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118. Daffy!
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119. Oh, wait, he's gone.
He's gone all week!
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120. That's seven glorious days
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121. Without a crazy person
in my life.
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122. - Bugs! I need your help!
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123. It's like it just disappeared!
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124. I mean, I had it on
when I left here
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125. And then when I got home,
it was gone!
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126. - What are you talking about?
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127. - My mom's diamond bracelet.
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128. The one I was wearing
last night, it's gone!
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129. Oh, I don't know
what I'm going to do!
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130. - Have you looked everywhere?
- Yes, everywhere!
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131. - Well, I'm afraid
you're going to have
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132. To tell your mom you lost it.
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133. - I can't! I borrowed it
without asking.
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134. - Oh, boy.
Well, then I hate to say it,
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135. But, uh, I think you're going
to have to face the music.
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136. - you're right.
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137. - Ahh, mexico,
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138. The pearl of the orient.
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139. I just thought of something.
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140. I think I left the oven on.
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141. - What are you talking about?
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142. - This morning before I left,
I made biscuits
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143. And I think I forgot
to turn off the oven.
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144. It could start a fire!
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145. - First of all,
who makes biscuits
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146. Before they leave town
for a week?
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147. And second of all,
stop worrying.
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148. We're on spring break.
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149. Let's just get on the bus
and forget all our troubles.
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150. Acapulco, here we come!
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151. Oh, that was such
a good night's sleep.
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152. It's a shame spring break's
only a week.
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153. I could really get used
to the peace and quiet.
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154. - Bugs! I need your help.
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155. - It's gone!
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156. Snatched from my own home.
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157. I feel so violated,
so exposed.
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158. - What are you talking about?
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159. - Patricia's diamond bracelet.
It's been stolen!
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160. - It wasn't stolen.
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161. I mean, uh, what makes you
think it was stolen?
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162. - Because the thief
left this behind.
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163. - The black widow.
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164. - You have to help me.
- Me?
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165. - Well, I can't call the police!
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166. They'd alert patricia,
and I can't have her
know it's missing.
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167. It would break her heart.
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168. Do you have any ideas
to how we could catch
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169. The black widow?
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170. - Uh...
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171. I think I might.
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172. You said you were going
to face the music.
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173. - I did. I have been
listening to this
for like six hours.
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174. What, am I facing the wrong way?
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175. - Really? The black widow?
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176. - I panicked! I needed
to buy some time
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177. While I look for the bracelet.
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178. - ok.
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179. We have to retrace your steps
from that night.
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180. Now where did you go
after you left my house?
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181. - I told you,
I went straight home.
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182. No, wait!
I didn't go straight home.
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183. I stopped for frozen yogurt!
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184. - Great. You probably lost it
at the frozen yogurt place.
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185. - Well, not necessarily.
Because while I was eating
the frozen yogurt,
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186. I got a massive brain freeze,
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187. So I drove myself
to the hospital.
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188. - Hmm. Then maybe
it's at the hospital.
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189. - No, I never made it
to the hospital. I got lost.
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190. Turns out you can't drive
somewhere with your eyes shut.
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191. When I opened my eyes,
I was parked in front
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192. Of a 24 hour
spray tanning salon,
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193. So I went in and got
the mega bronzer
total body special!
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194. - So it could be
at the tanning salon.
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195. - Well, unless it's at
the shooting range.
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196. I was on such a sugar rush
from the fro-yo
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197. That I thought I have
to shoot something.
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198. So I shot a round of skeet
at randy's all night gun club.
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199. - Did you ever go home?
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200. - Yes!
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201. Right after
I went night swimming.
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202. - Night swimming?
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203. - Oh, it was freezing cold
and terrifying.
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204. I probably will never
do it again.
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205. - So it could be
at the bottom of a lake.
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206. - Or the other places
I mentioned.
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207. But yes, the bottom of the lake
is a distinct possibility.
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208. - We've been on this bus
for nine hours.
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209. When are we going
to be in acapulco?
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210. - you see, we're here.
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211. Porky, you got to chill out.
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212. Maybe trust me
for once in your life.
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213. - Where's the beach?
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214. - I'll ask this guy.
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215. Excuse me, can you tell me
where the beach is?
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216. - The beach?
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217. - Acapulco.
- Acapulco?
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218. This isn't acapulco.
This is tacapulco.
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219. - Wait!
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220. Wait!
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221. - Don't—don't worry.
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222. The bus will be back.
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223. In a week.
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224. - Did you find it?
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225. - no.
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226. And thanks for helping.
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227. - Well, I'm not going to ruin
another spray tan.
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228. - We've looked everywhere.
The bracelet's gone.
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229. You got to come clean.
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230. - You're right.
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231. - The hillhurst diamond
has been stolen.
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232. Left in its place,
a calling card from the thief,
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233. Who goes by the name
"the black widow."
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234. Police are investigating
while security at the museum
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235. Has been tightened
in case the black widow
attempts to strike again.
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236. - Why did you steal
the hillhurst diamond?
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237. I thought you were going
to come clean!
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238. - I did. I took
like a two hour shower.
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239. I mean, my spray tan's
completely gone.
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240. Bugs, the black widow wouldn't
just steal a bracelet.
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241. The black widow is insatiable.
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242. She couldn't resist
a famous diamond on display
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244. Sure, she knows
she'll be caught in the end,
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245. But the black widow
can't resist the thrill.
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246. She wants to be stopped,
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247. But who can stop
the black widow?
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248. - There is no black widow!
It's a movie!
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249. - Ohh. Right.
- You got to put it back.
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250. - How? Now that
there's been a break in,
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251. Security will be too tight.
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252. I'll never be able
to do it alone.
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253. You need to help me, detective.
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254. You need to stop
watching that movie.
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255. - Oh, dear.
- What?
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256. - I think I left
my curling iron on.
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257. - Curling iron?
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258. You don't have any hair.
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259. - It's for my tail.
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260. Sometimes I forget
to turn it off.
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261. And it says very clearly
on the side,
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262. "do not leave unattended."
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263. It's unattended!
It could start a fire!
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264. - You are bumming me out, porky!
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265. Now listen, we may be
in the middle of nowhere,
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266. But I am determined
to make this spring break epic.
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267. We got to do
something crazy, man.
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268. All right, let me think,
let me think here.
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269. I got it!
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270. What if we attach
a million balloons
to that donkey?
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271. And just watch him fly away.
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272. - Where would we get
a million balloons?
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273. - Ok, good point.
I got it!
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274. Maybe we roll him around
in maple syrup
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275. And stick a bunch
of newspapers to him.
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276. - Where are we going
to get the syrup?
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277. - You know,
it's real easy to be the guy
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278. Who points out the problem.
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279. I need the guy
who points out the solution.
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280. - Ahh, I can't think.
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281. It's too hot.
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282. - That's it.
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283. - I don't know if this is
such a good idea.
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284. - Porky, streaking
is one of the ultimate
spring break pranks.
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285. - So we're really doing this?
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286. - Oh, we are doing this.
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287. On the count of three...
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288. 1, 2, 3!
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289. Whoo-hoo!
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290. We're on spring break!
We're crazy!
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291. Whoo!
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292. Yeah! Yeah! We're crazy!
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293. Look at us! Check it out!
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294. Whoo!
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295. What is a matter
with you people?
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296. Don't you get it?
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297. We're streaking!
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298. We are completely naked!
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299. - jail?
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300. For streaking?
It's spring break!
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301. It's what you do.
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302. Maybe we should have done
something to that donkey.
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303. - The rothwell gallery is here,
just off the museum lobby.
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304. Now, because
of the increased security,
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305. We won't be able
to enter through the air ducts
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306. Like I did when
I took the diamond.
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307. Instead, we'll have to make
an aerial assault.
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308. Once we land on the roof,
we use a glass cutter
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309. To carefully remove
a section of the sky light
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310. Directly over
the rothwell gallery.
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311. At 11:00, the guard
begins his rounds.
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312. At 11:03, he makes his way
to the egyptian wing.
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313. And that's when
we'll lower ourselves
towards the gallery floor.
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314. Once we're there,
I'll place the hillhurst diamond
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315. Back on her pedestal,
while you remove
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316. The surveillance tape
from the security office.
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317. Then we'll climb back up
the rope, and we're home free.
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318. - Lola.
- What?
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319. - What is this on your ankle?
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320. - my mom's
diamond bracelet!
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321. Now I remember.
Before I went to bed that night,
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322. I wanted to see what it would
look like as an anklet.
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323. I didn't lose it.
I was wearing it the whole time.
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324. - No, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no!
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325. - Porky, it's fine.
We'll get out.
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326. - No, it's not that.
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327. I think I left my curtains open.
- So what?
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328. - Well, on my desk
is an antique
magnifying glass.
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329. If the sun's rays
were to pass through
the magnifying glass just so,
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330. The papers on my desk
could ignite,
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331. Starting a fire that could
burn down my entire house!
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332. - Man, I wish that guy
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333. Had called me back.
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334. You're going to rot in this jail
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335. For the rest
of your miserable lives!
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336. But first...
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337. You get one phone call.
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338. Take it. It's heavy!
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339. - typical bugs.
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340. Probably has his ringer off.
- Bugs!
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341. Whoa!
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342. How you doin'?
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343. - Can I try someone else?
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344. - Sure. Why not?
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345. Who is calling so late?
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346. - Speedy, it's daffy.
You're never going
to believe this.
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347. - You're in a mexican jail.
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348. - How'd you know?
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349. - where
in mexico are you?
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350. - Tacapulco.
It's in the middle of nowhere.
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351. You've probably never
heard of it, but let me
tell you something, it's—
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352. - I used to live here.
Where's the sheriff?
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353. - Speedy gonzales.
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354. - Slowpoke rodriguez.
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355. - Cousin!
- Cousin!
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356. - It's so good to see you!
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357. - How have you been?
How's lucinda and the babies?
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358. - They're not babies anymore.
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359. Oscar is seven
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360. And pepito is four.
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361. - Ay, ay, ay!
It's been too long.
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362. - Ahem.
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363. So, uh, does this mean
we're free to go?
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364. - You're not going anywhere...
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365. Until we have a fiesta!
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366. He's not just the fastest mouse
in all of mexico,
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367. He's also a successful
restaurateur!
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368. Tell them.
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369. - Ay, no, it's not
that big a deal.
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370. It's just a pizza place.
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371. - Ohh!
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372. - Psst, porky.
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373. This is going to be epic!
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374. Ohh!
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375. Call dr. Weisberg!
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376. - Bugs bunny?
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377. You're free to go.
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378. - See you guys later.
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379. Well, probably not.
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380. - Bun bun!
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381. - So, you finally let
the cat out of the bag.
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382. - Oh, right! Thank you.
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383. - Yahhh!
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384. - Lola confessed everything.
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385. - She told you
she's the black widow?
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386. - What? Ha ha! No!
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387. She said you took the bracelet
to have one made just like it
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388. To give to lola as a surprise
so that she and her mother
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389. Could have matching bracelets.
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390. And that you took
the hillhurst diamond
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391. To throw us off your trail
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392. And buy yourself more time,
but then you returned it
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393. Because it was the right
thing to do.
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394. I would have done
the exact same thing.
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395. - You know what, daffy?
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396. I'm really glad you asked me
to go with you on spring break.
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397. Ahh. I did need to cut loose.
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398. I can't believe
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399. I was worried about
an open curtain.
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400. Captioning made possible by
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401. Captioned by the national
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402. - Come to tacapulco!
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403. It's like acapulco,
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404. But much worse.
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