1. - Hey, mr. Duck,
you want to play?Copy !req
2. - What are you doing
out of school?Copy !req
3. - It's spring break!
- Spring break?Copy !req
4. - We get a week off from school.Copy !req
5. - You're never in school.
How do you learn anything?Copy !req
6. You get a week off at christmas,
three months off for the summer,Copy !req
7. And now you're on spring break?Copy !req
8. Huh. No wonder canada's
killing us these days.Copy !req
9. - So... Do you want to play?Copy !req
10. - No, I do not want to play.
I'm a grown up.Copy !req
11. Grown ups do not play.Copy !req
12. - Hmmph!Copy !req
13. Hey, bugs.
You want to play?Copy !req
14. Captioning made possible by
warner bros. AnimationCopy !req
15. - You want to go to acapulco?Copy !req
16. - What?
- Acapulco!Copy !req
17. A week of fun in the sun
on the mexican riviera!Copy !req
18. - What are you talking about?
- Spring break.Copy !req
19. - Spring break is for students.Copy !req
20. - What, students are the only
ones who need to cut looseCopy !req
21. And let it all hang out?Copy !req
22. I have a very stressful life.Copy !req
23. I need spring break.Copy !req
24. Forget it, I'll find
someone else to go with me.Copy !req
25. Someone fun.
Someone who knows how to party.Copy !req
26. - I'm tellin' ya,
you're going to end up
in a mexican jail.Copy !req
27. - Thanks, grandpa.
I'll send you a postcard.Copy !req
28. - Good evening.Copy !req
29. - Ehh...Copy !req
30. Why are you so dressed up?Copy !req
31. - Duh, it's movie night.Copy !req
32. - Yeah. Hang out
and watch a movie.Copy !req
33. - Oh! I thought
we were going to be in a movie.Copy !req
34. Oh, I wish I knew that
before I memorized
all these lines.Copy !req
35. - Just take
a week off from work.Copy !req
36. Tina, you need spring break
more than anyone.Copy !req
37. It is not just for students!Copy !req
38. Bugs, speedy, yosemite, granny,Copy !req
39. Foghorn, taz, tina...Copy !req
40. That's everyone.
I don't have any other friends.Copy !req
41. - Hey, porky.Copy !req
42. what you doin'?Copy !req
43. - Trying to find someone
to go on spring break with me.Copy !req
44. - Ooh, I'll go.Copy !req
45. - Oh, you know who I didn't try?Copy !req
46. That guy who works
at the post office.Copy !req
47. I got to go.Copy !req
48. - What's the name
of this movie again?Copy !req
49. - "the black widow."Copy !req
50. - Ok, is that guy
a good guy or a bad guy?Copy !req
51. - Lola, the movie's
barely startedCopy !req
52. And you've already asked
a hundred questions.Copy !req
53. All right, here's what
we're going to do—Copy !req
54. You get three more questions,
that's it.Copy !req
55. - Oh, there's a subject?
I thought you were just
wasting my time.Copy !req
56. - Who's the black widow?
- She is.Copy !req
57. - Why is she called
the black widow?Copy !req
58. - You're using up
your questions awful fast.Copy !req
59. Look, she's a jewel thiefCopy !req
60. And she always leaves
behind a calling card
with a spider on it.Copy !req
61. So they call her
the black widow.Copy !req
62. - Then who is—
- this is your last question.Copy !req
63. - I have to know!
- Fine.Copy !req
64. - Who is the black widow?
- You already asked that!Copy !req
65. It's her.
- Oh! No, it's not.Copy !req
66. It's that guy.
The detective!Copy !req
67. - What?
- He's in love with her,Copy !req
68. So he pretends to be
the black widow to protect her,Copy !req
69. And in the end,
he goes to jail for her.Copy !req
70. - How do you know all this?Copy !req
71. - Uh, "the black widow"
is my favorite movie.Copy !req
72. I've seen it a hundred times.
I've memorized all the dialogue.Copy !req
73. "ma'am, I'm afraid
we're going to have
to ask you some questions."Copy !req
74. "what are you afraid of?
I won't bite."Copy !req
75. "what do you know
about the break-in
at the museum?"Copy !req
76. "what are you implying,
detective?"Copy !req
77. - No, I don't think
it's weird to inviteCopy !req
78. My plumber on spring break.Copy !req
79. Well, then, you can forget about
ever fixing my toilet again.Copy !req
80. And I put a lot
of weird stuff down there.Copy !req
81. Well, that's it.
I don't know anyone else.Copy !req
82. - What is it, porky?Copy !req
83. - Just seeing
if you found anyoneCopy !req
84. To go with you on spring break.Copy !req
85. - Why, do you know someone?Copy !req
86. - Um, me!Copy !req
87. - Huh. Yeah, ok.Copy !req
88. - Ha ha! Yay!Copy !req
89. - Unless the guy
at the chinese restaurantCopy !req
90. Calls me back.
Then you're out.Copy !req
91. You remember to bring
your swimsuit?Copy !req
92. - Yep.Copy !req
93. - 'cause we're going to do
a lot of hanging outCopy !req
94. By the pool.Copy !req
95. You got sunscreen?
You look like you burn easy.Copy !req
96. Oh-oh, baby,
this is going to be big.Copy !req
97. This spring break
is going to be epic!Copy !req
98. We're going for it, porky.Copy !req
99. We're not holding back.
We're not going to bed earlyCopy !req
100. Or sitting this one out
or counting calories.Copy !req
101. We are going hog wild!Copy !req
102. No offense.Copy !req
103. - what?Copy !req
104. - I think I left
the iron on. At home!Copy !req
105. I think I left it on.Copy !req
106. It could start a fire!Copy !req
107. - Porky, please.
You didn't leave the iron on.Copy !req
108. That's the stress talking.Copy !req
109. That's exactly why
we're going down to mexico—Copy !req
110. To let it all go.Copy !req
111. - Ladies and gentlemen,
we may experience
a little turbulence ahead,Copy !req
112. So I've turned on
the fasten seatbelt sign.Copy !req
113. - Aren't you going
to buckle your seatbelt?Copy !req
114. - I'm on spring break, man.Copy !req
115. I don't have to play
by the rules.Copy !req
116. Whoa!Copy !req
117. - ow.Copy !req
118. Daffy!Copy !req
119. Oh, wait, he's gone.
He's gone all week!Copy !req
120. That's seven glorious daysCopy !req
121. Without a crazy person
in my life.Copy !req
122. - Bugs! I need your help!Copy !req
123. It's like it just disappeared!Copy !req
124. I mean, I had it on
when I left hereCopy !req
125. And then when I got home,
it was gone!Copy !req
126. - What are you talking about?Copy !req
127. - My mom's diamond bracelet.Copy !req
128. The one I was wearing
last night, it's gone!Copy !req
129. Oh, I don't know
what I'm going to do!Copy !req
130. - Have you looked everywhere?
- Yes, everywhere!Copy !req
131. - Well, I'm afraid
you're going to haveCopy !req
132. To tell your mom you lost it.Copy !req
133. - I can't! I borrowed it
without asking.Copy !req
134. - Oh, boy.
Well, then I hate to say it,Copy !req
135. But, uh, I think you're going
to have to face the music.Copy !req
136. - you're right.Copy !req
137. - Ahh, mexico,Copy !req
138. The pearl of the orient.Copy !req
139. I just thought of something.Copy !req
140. I think I left the oven on.Copy !req
141. - What are you talking about?Copy !req
142. - This morning before I left,
I made biscuitsCopy !req
143. And I think I forgot
to turn off the oven.Copy !req
144. It could start a fire!Copy !req
145. - First of all,
who makes biscuitsCopy !req
146. Before they leave town
for a week?Copy !req
147. And second of all,
stop worrying.Copy !req
148. We're on spring break.Copy !req
149. Let's just get on the bus
and forget all our troubles.Copy !req
150. Acapulco, here we come!Copy !req
151. Oh, that was such
a good night's sleep.Copy !req
152. It's a shame spring break's
only a week.Copy !req
153. I could really get used
to the peace and quiet.Copy !req
154. - Bugs! I need your help.Copy !req
155. - It's gone!Copy !req
156. Snatched from my own home.Copy !req
157. I feel so violated,
so exposed.Copy !req
158. - What are you talking about?Copy !req
159. - Patricia's diamond bracelet.
It's been stolen!Copy !req
160. - It wasn't stolen.Copy !req
161. I mean, uh, what makes you
think it was stolen?Copy !req
162. - Because the thief
left this behind.Copy !req
163. - The black widow.Copy !req
164. - You have to help me.
- Me?Copy !req
165. - Well, I can't call the police!Copy !req
166. They'd alert patricia,
and I can't have her
know it's missing.Copy !req
167. It would break her heart.Copy !req
168. Do you have any ideas
to how we could catchCopy !req
169. The black widow?Copy !req
170. - Uh...Copy !req
171. I think I might.Copy !req
172. You said you were going
to face the music.Copy !req
173. - I did. I have been
listening to this
for like six hours.Copy !req
174. What, am I facing the wrong way?Copy !req
175. - Really? The black widow?Copy !req
176. - I panicked! I needed
to buy some timeCopy !req
177. While I look for the bracelet.Copy !req
178. - ok.Copy !req
179. We have to retrace your steps
from that night.Copy !req
180. Now where did you go
after you left my house?Copy !req
181. - I told you,
I went straight home.Copy !req
182. No, wait!
I didn't go straight home.Copy !req
183. I stopped for frozen yogurt!Copy !req
184. - Great. You probably lost it
at the frozen yogurt place.Copy !req
185. - Well, not necessarily.
Because while I was eating
the frozen yogurt,Copy !req
186. I got a massive brain freeze,Copy !req
187. So I drove myself
to the hospital.Copy !req
188. - Hmm. Then maybe
it's at the hospital.Copy !req
189. - No, I never made it
to the hospital. I got lost.Copy !req
190. Turns out you can't drive
somewhere with your eyes shut.Copy !req
191. When I opened my eyes,
I was parked in frontCopy !req
192. Of a 24 hour
spray tanning salon,Copy !req
193. So I went in and got
the mega bronzer
total body special!Copy !req
194. - So it could be
at the tanning salon.Copy !req
195. - Well, unless it's at
the shooting range.Copy !req
196. I was on such a sugar rush
from the fro-yoCopy !req
197. That I thought I have
to shoot something.Copy !req
198. So I shot a round of skeet
at randy's all night gun club.Copy !req
199. - Did you ever go home?Copy !req
200. - Yes!Copy !req
201. Right after
I went night swimming.Copy !req
202. - Night swimming?Copy !req
203. - Oh, it was freezing cold
and terrifying.Copy !req
204. I probably will never
do it again.Copy !req
205. - So it could be
at the bottom of a lake.Copy !req
206. - Or the other places
I mentioned.Copy !req
207. But yes, the bottom of the lake
is a distinct possibility.Copy !req
208. - We've been on this bus
for nine hours.Copy !req
209. When are we going
to be in acapulco?Copy !req
210. - you see, we're here.Copy !req
211. Porky, you got to chill out.Copy !req
212. Maybe trust me
for once in your life.Copy !req
213. - Where's the beach?Copy !req
214. - I'll ask this guy.Copy !req
215. Excuse me, can you tell me
where the beach is?Copy !req
216. - The beach?Copy !req
217. - Acapulco.
- Acapulco?Copy !req
218. This isn't acapulco.
This is tacapulco.Copy !req
219. - Wait!Copy !req
220. Wait!Copy !req
221. - Don't—don't worry.Copy !req
222. The bus will be back.Copy !req
223. In a week.Copy !req
224. - Did you find it?Copy !req
225. - no.Copy !req
226. And thanks for helping.Copy !req
227. - Well, I'm not going to ruin
another spray tan.Copy !req
228. - We've looked everywhere.
The bracelet's gone.Copy !req
229. You got to come clean.Copy !req
230. - You're right.Copy !req
231. - The hillhurst diamond
has been stolen.Copy !req
232. Left in its place,
a calling card from the thief,Copy !req
233. Who goes by the name
"the black widow."Copy !req
234. Police are investigating
while security at the museumCopy !req
235. Has been tightened
in case the black widow
attempts to strike again.Copy !req
236. - Why did you steal
the hillhurst diamond?Copy !req
237. I thought you were going
to come clean!Copy !req
238. - I did. I took
like a two hour shower.Copy !req
239. I mean, my spray tan's
completely gone.Copy !req
240. Bugs, the black widow wouldn't
just steal a bracelet.Copy !req
241. The black widow is insatiable.Copy !req
242. She couldn't resist
a famous diamond on displayCopy !req
243. At the local museum.Copy !req
244. Sure, she knows
she'll be caught in the end,Copy !req
245. But the black widow
can't resist the thrill.Copy !req
246. She wants to be stopped,Copy !req
247. But who can stop
the black widow?Copy !req
248. - There is no black widow!
It's a movie!Copy !req
249. - Ohh. Right.
- You got to put it back.Copy !req
250. - How? Now that
there's been a break in,Copy !req
251. Security will be too tight.Copy !req
252. I'll never be able
to do it alone.Copy !req
253. You need to help me, detective.Copy !req
254. You need to stop
watching that movie.Copy !req
255. - Oh, dear.
- What?Copy !req
256. - I think I left
my curling iron on.Copy !req
257. - Curling iron?Copy !req
258. You don't have any hair.Copy !req
259. - It's for my tail.Copy !req
260. Sometimes I forget
to turn it off.Copy !req
261. And it says very clearly
on the side,Copy !req
262. "do not leave unattended."Copy !req
263. It's unattended!
It could start a fire!Copy !req
264. - You are bumming me out, porky!Copy !req
265. Now listen, we may be
in the middle of nowhere,Copy !req
266. But I am determined
to make this spring break epic.Copy !req
267. We got to do
something crazy, man.Copy !req
268. All right, let me think,
let me think here.Copy !req
269. I got it!Copy !req
270. What if we attach
a million balloons
to that donkey?Copy !req
271. And just watch him fly away.Copy !req
272. - Where would we get
a million balloons?Copy !req
273. - Ok, good point.
I got it!Copy !req
274. Maybe we roll him around
in maple syrupCopy !req
275. And stick a bunch
of newspapers to him.Copy !req
276. - Where are we going
to get the syrup?Copy !req
277. - You know,
it's real easy to be the guyCopy !req
278. Who points out the problem.Copy !req
279. I need the guy
who points out the solution.Copy !req
280. - Ahh, I can't think.Copy !req
281. It's too hot.Copy !req
282. - That's it.Copy !req
283. - I don't know if this is
such a good idea.Copy !req
284. - Porky, streaking
is one of the ultimate
spring break pranks.Copy !req
285. - So we're really doing this?Copy !req
286. - Oh, we are doing this.Copy !req
287. On the count of three...Copy !req
288. 1, 2, 3!Copy !req
289. Whoo-hoo!Copy !req
290. We're on spring break!
We're crazy!Copy !req
291. Whoo!Copy !req
292. Yeah! Yeah! We're crazy!Copy !req
293. Look at us! Check it out!Copy !req
294. Whoo!Copy !req
295. What is a matter
with you people?Copy !req
296. Don't you get it?Copy !req
297. We're streaking!Copy !req
298. We are completely naked!Copy !req
299. - jail?Copy !req
300. For streaking?
It's spring break!Copy !req
301. It's what you do.Copy !req
302. Maybe we should have done
something to that donkey.Copy !req
303. - The rothwell gallery is here,
just off the museum lobby.Copy !req
304. Now, because
of the increased security,Copy !req
305. We won't be able
to enter through the air ductsCopy !req
306. Like I did when
I took the diamond.Copy !req
307. Instead, we'll have to make
an aerial assault.Copy !req
308. Once we land on the roof,
we use a glass cutterCopy !req
309. To carefully remove
a section of the sky lightCopy !req
310. Directly over
the rothwell gallery.Copy !req
311. At 11:00, the guard
begins his rounds.Copy !req
312. At 11:03, he makes his way
to the egyptian wing.Copy !req
313. And that's when
we'll lower ourselves
towards the gallery floor.Copy !req
314. Once we're there,
I'll place the hillhurst diamondCopy !req
315. Back on her pedestal,
while you removeCopy !req
316. The surveillance tape
from the security office.Copy !req
317. Then we'll climb back up
the rope, and we're home free.Copy !req
318. - Lola.
- What?Copy !req
319. - What is this on your ankle?Copy !req
320. - my mom's
diamond bracelet!Copy !req
321. Now I remember.
Before I went to bed that night,Copy !req
322. I wanted to see what it would
look like as an anklet.Copy !req
323. I didn't lose it.
I was wearing it the whole time.Copy !req
324. - No, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no!Copy !req
325. - Porky, it's fine.
We'll get out.Copy !req
326. - No, it's not that.Copy !req
327. I think I left my curtains open.
- So what?Copy !req
328. - Well, on my desk
is an antique
magnifying glass.Copy !req
329. If the sun's rays
were to pass through
the magnifying glass just so,Copy !req
330. The papers on my desk
could ignite,Copy !req
331. Starting a fire that could
burn down my entire house!Copy !req
332. - Man, I wish that guy
from the chinese restaurantCopy !req
333. Had called me back.Copy !req
334. You're going to rot in this jailCopy !req
335. For the rest
of your miserable lives!Copy !req
336. But first...Copy !req
337. You get one phone call.Copy !req
338. Take it. It's heavy!Copy !req
339. - typical bugs.Copy !req
340. Probably has his ringer off.
- Bugs!Copy !req
341. Whoa!Copy !req
342. How you doin'?Copy !req
343. - Can I try someone else?Copy !req
344. - Sure. Why not?Copy !req
345. Who is calling so late?Copy !req
346. - Speedy, it's daffy.
You're never going
to believe this.Copy !req
347. - You're in a mexican jail.Copy !req
348. - How'd you know?Copy !req
349. - where
in mexico are you?Copy !req
350. - Tacapulco.
It's in the middle of nowhere.Copy !req
351. You've probably never
heard of it, but let me
tell you something, it's—Copy !req
352. - I used to live here.
Where's the sheriff?Copy !req
353. - Speedy gonzales.Copy !req
354. - Slowpoke rodriguez.Copy !req
355. - Cousin!
- Cousin!Copy !req
356. - It's so good to see you!Copy !req
357. - How have you been?
How's lucinda and the babies?Copy !req
358. - They're not babies anymore.Copy !req
359. Oscar is sevenCopy !req
360. And pepito is four.Copy !req
361. - Ay, ay, ay!
It's been too long.Copy !req
362. - Ahem.Copy !req
363. So, uh, does this mean
we're free to go?Copy !req
364. - You're not going anywhere...Copy !req
365. Until we have a fiesta!Copy !req
366. He's not just the fastest mouse
in all of mexico,Copy !req
367. He's also a successful
restaurateur!Copy !req
368. Tell them.Copy !req
369. - Ay, no, it's not
that big a deal.Copy !req
370. It's just a pizza place.Copy !req
371. - Ohh!Copy !req
372. - Psst, porky.Copy !req
373. This is going to be epic!Copy !req
374. Ohh!Copy !req
375. Call dr. Weisberg!Copy !req
376. - Bugs bunny?Copy !req
377. You're free to go.Copy !req
378. - See you guys later.Copy !req
379. Well, probably not.Copy !req
380. - Bun bun!Copy !req
381. - So, you finally let
the cat out of the bag.Copy !req
382. - Oh, right! Thank you.Copy !req
383. - Yahhh!Copy !req
384. - Lola confessed everything.Copy !req
385. - She told you
she's the black widow?Copy !req
386. - What? Ha ha! No!Copy !req
387. She said you took the bracelet
to have one made just like itCopy !req
388. To give to lola as a surprise
so that she and her motherCopy !req
389. Could have matching bracelets.Copy !req
390. And that you took
the hillhurst diamondCopy !req
391. To throw us off your trailCopy !req
392. And buy yourself more time,
but then you returned itCopy !req
393. Because it was the right
thing to do.Copy !req
394. I would have done
the exact same thing.Copy !req
395. - You know what, daffy?Copy !req
396. I'm really glad you asked me
to go with you on spring break.Copy !req
397. Ahh. I did need to cut loose.Copy !req
398. I can't believeCopy !req
399. I was worried about
an open curtain.Copy !req
400. Captioning made possible by
warner bros. AnimationCopy !req
401. Captioned by the national
captioning institute
—www.Ncicap.Org—Copy !req
402. - Come to tacapulco!Copy !req
403. It's like acapulco,Copy !req
404. But much worse.Copy !req