The Looney Tunes Show 2x17

Directed by Seth Kearsley

Daffy must shake an online shopping addiction when he uses Bugs’ computer to do his online shopping. Daffy is dragged by Yosemite Sam into a group therapy. Bugs is addicted to a video game called Gribbler’s Quest.

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1. - N-new shoes?

2. - I bought 'em online.

3. They're going to make me

4. Run faster, jump higher, and dunk harder.

5. - They look nice.

6. - They're gonna even look nicer on your face

7. When I go up for a rim-rattling jam.

8. Come on. Feed the big man.

9. - Um, I think your laces are—

10. - Extra long for extra support?

11. Hope you brought your umbrella

12. Because it's about to rain 3s.

13. Aah! Unh!

14. Foul.

15. Captioning made possible by warner bros. Animation

16. - Bagless, light weight, durable,

17. 5-year warranty,

18. Free ship—free shipping?

19. Hello, mommy.

20. I think someone just made her way to my cart.

21. Do I want to proceed to checkout

22. Or buy all my items with a simple quick click?

23. Do you have to ask? Quick click.

24. See you babies in 3 to 5 business days.

25. - Daffy.

26. - Yeah?

27. - What is all this?

28. - Stuff I bought on the internet.

29. - How did you pay for it?

30. - You don't have to pay for it.

31. You just press quick click.

32. - You used my computer.

33. The quick click is connected to my bank account.

34. - Ohh. That's why it always says,

35. "thank you for your purchase, mr. Bunny."

36. - It's all going back.

37. - But I need all this stuff.

38. - I think you have a shopping problem.

39. - I don't have a shopping problem.

40. A battery operated spaghetti fork.

41. - It's the ultimate time saver.

42. Says it right there on the package.

43. - It's going back.

44. - What are you doing?

45. You can't return my toilet paper warmer.

46. You want me to use cold toilet paper?

47. Oh, no, no, no.

48. You are not sending back my vibrating head massager.

49. I haven't gotten one migraine since I got it.

50. - It's unopened.

51. - That proves how effective it is.

52. - Video games?

53. What are you? 9 years old?

54. - It's not just any video game.

55. It's the best video game.

56. "gribblers' quest 4: Elves versus fairies versus gribblers."

57. You can play it as an elf or as a fairy,

58. But you have to get to level 15

59. To be a gribbler.

60. But—

61. - I don't want one more package

62. Delivered to this house.

63. - Fine.

64. I would have let you use the toilet paper warmer.

65. - Elves versus fairies versus gribblers.

66. What the heck is a "gribbler" anyway?

67. Well, one quick game.

68. - Bugs just said no packages delivered to this house.

69. - What do you think you're doing with my mail?

70. - Oh, it's mine. See? It has my name.

71. - But it has my address.

72. What's going on here?

73. - Nothing. I'm just having some stuff I buy online

74. Sent to your house

75. So bugs won't know about it.

76. - Mm-hmm.

77. Seems to me somebody has a problem.

78. - I don't have a shopping problem.

79. - Oh, I'm not talking about shopping.

80. Your problem's not in here.

81. It's in here.

82. - What are you talking about?

83. - You got a big ol' hole where your heart is

84. And you're trying to fill it with things.

85. I know that feeling.

86. - You don't know anything about me.

87. But you should probably know that my middle name is sheldon,

88. In case you have to sign for any more packages.

89. I'm expecting a portable sauna any day now.

90. - When you're ready to deal with your real problem,

91. You know where to find me.

92. - Oh, level 2.

93. You better watch it, elves,

94. Because this fairy just earned his wings.

95. Hmph. You think a moat is gonna stop me

96. From entering the castle?

97. I'm flyin', fool.

98. Whoa. Who knew elves had guns?

99. - What is that?

100. - Oh, I think we might be at war.

101. You should probably check the tv.

102. See if it's on the news.

103. Where's the volume on this thing?

104. - There's nothing on the news.

105. - Huh. Guess there's no war.

106. That's good.

107. Well, I think I'm gonna go upstairs and play.

108. I mean, do some work.

109. Uh, work on that project I've been working on.

110. - I've got something I need to do, too.

111. - If the thing you were gonna do

112. Was send another package to yosemite's house,

113. Don't bother.

114. I've changed my password.

115. - Is it "carrot?"

116. - It's not "carrot" anymore.

117. - Is it "carrot1?"

118. - Stay off my computer.

119. - Ohh!

120. Ohh! Phew.

121. Unh! Oof! Ow!

122. Oh!

123. Ohh.

124. Carrot2?

125. My lord, he's predictable.

126. - What are you doing? - Ohh!

127. Please. It's almost midnight.

128. I'm gonna miss the deal of the day.

129. It's a tent that sleeps 8 people.

130. Comfortably.

131. - You don't even know 8 people.

132. - Well, I'll meet some on the camping trip.

133. - No. - I need it.

134. - Give me that. - Let me just—

135. It's just a quick click.

136. - You know what?

137. - No, no, no!

138. My tent!

139. My beautiful 8-person tent is gone.

140. why? Why?

141. Ohh!

142. the new deal of the day is up.

143. Ooh, a professional, in-home waxing kit.

144. - Aah!

145. - Grr!

146. Ha! Unh!

147. Just give me it.

148. Ow!

149. Ugh.

150. - You got my package?

151. - Hmm.

152. - It's the first 3 seasons of "ally mcbeal,"

153. Before robert downy jr. Ruined it.

154. - I'll give you your package

155. On one condition.

156. You come somewhere with me.

157. I know in the past,

158. We've talked a lot about my fear of commitment.

159. Uh, I don't know if this qualifies

160. As a breakthrough or not,

161. Uh, but this week,

162. I've decided to try online dating.

163. - It's group therapy. - What?

164. I don't need group therapy.

165. - Shh!

166. - Sam, do you have anything you'd like to share?

167. - I had a, uh, I had a setback this week.

168. I shot my dry cleaner.

169. - Huh?

170. - Oh, it's just a water pistol,

171. But I—I just kept a-shootin'.

172. I couldn't stop.

173. I just felt so angry.

174. - Why were you angry?

175. - They didn't get the stain out of my kerchief.

176. - Do you think your anger might have been misdirected?

177. - Oh, wow. I hadn't thought of that.

178. Well, I wasn't mad at him at all.

179. - Who do you think you're actually angry with?

180. - It was those kids.

181. I'm mad at all those kids

182. Who used to tease me on the playground.

183. It's not my fault I had a mustache in third grade.

184. I just wanted to be like everybody else.

185. No one gave me a chance.

186. - oh, boy.

187. - And what about you?

188. - Oh! Oh!

189. - Oh, me? Oh, I'm good.

190. I mean, I've been doing a lot of online shopping lately,

191. But I don't have a problem.

192. At least, not compared to these guys,

193. Who are obviously all crazy.

194. So, I'm just gonna go ahead and go.

195. - Where you going?

196. Do some online shopping?

197. - I know what you're trying to do.

198. You want me to break down and cry

199. And say that the reason I keep buying stuff

200. Is because I'm trying to fill an emotional void,

201. That all this confidence is a facade,

202. It's all fake,

203. That deep down,

204. I'm just an insecure, scared, needy little duck

205. In desperate need of a hug.

206. - Come here.

207. - I'm just so vulnerable.

208. - Anyone else want some?

209. That goblin wanted some

210. And he got some.

211. Oh, no!

212. - Next.

213. - You go ahead. I just got hit by beetle lightning.

214. - I can have these ready for you in an hour.

215. - Is this a good time for you?

216. - Uh, no. Not really.

217. - Because I'm trying to take into account

218. Other people's needs, not just my own.

219. So, if it's not a good time for you, just tell me.

220. - It's not a good time.

221. - Ok, good. Ahem.

222. I've joined a therapy group.

223. You probably don't know this about me,

224. But I have some fairly significant emotional issues.

225. Now, I know I've done a good job covering them up,

226. But I'm going to finally confront them

227. In the hopes of becoming a better person.

228. - Daffy, can we talk about this another—

229. - The kind of person who listens,

230. Who takes into consideration what other people want,

231. What other people need.

232. - Daffy, I need to get back to work.

233. You're gonna notice a lot of changes in me.

234. I seem to cry very easily.

235. How do you feel about all this?

236. - Fine. Great.

237. - You're a very strong, brave woman.

238. That's what I hope to become.

239. I'm so glad this was a good time for you to talk.

240. - Well, guess what, elves?

241. I just acquired the shroud of guanjaro,

242. So, your fire can't hurt me

243. And I will find the key

244. And I will enter the pit of romulese.

245. - Wow!

246. Wow.

247. I had such an amazing experience today in group.

248. It's like when one door opens,

249. Behind it is another door

250. You didn't even know existed,

251. And sometimes, that door is locked.

252. But now, I have the tool to open it.

253. - The key. - Yes, exactly.

254. The key. That is the tool you use to open a door.

255. Granted, I had my share of—

256. - Demons. - Yes, exactly. Demons.

257. But I was able to get past one today

258. Regarding my relationship with porky.

259. Ha! I had such a breakthrough.

260. I'm gonna call him.

261. - No! - I shouldn't call him?

262. - Go. - You're right.

263. I should do it in person.

264. - Go! Go! - Ok, I'm going.

265. - Jump! - Huh?

266. - Jump! Jump! - I'm coming porky.

267. - Stay out of the lava.

268. - I'll stay out of the lava.

269. - Are you sure this is a good time for you?

270. - Uh, like I said,

271. If you could just wait till I'm out of the tub?

272. - Ok, good.

273. Porky, I've had a breakthrough.

274. I feel like there have been times in our relationship

275. Where I may have been unkind to you,

276. Where I've maybe treated you poorly or made fun of you.

277. But what I realized in group today,

278. Was that all the mean things I ever said to you,

279. The times that I mistreated you,

280. That—that was really about me.

281. It was me that I disliked.

282. You were and are a wonderful person.

283. And now, I want to ask you something

284. That I've never thought to ask

285. But I really want to know the answer.

286. The deep down, inside answer.

287. And really listen.

288. How are you, porky?

289. - Uh, I—I'm uncomfortable.

290. - I get that.

291. It's ok. Be that.

292. You can just be that right now.

293. Here, with me.

294. Be uncomfortable. I won't judge you.

295. - I, uh, think I'd like to get out of the tub.

296. - Oh, of course.

297. Now how do you feel?

298. - I'm still pretty uncomfortable.

299. - You know what we do in group when someone feels that way?

300. We hug.

301. We simply hug one another.

302. Now how do you feel?

303. - Uh, still uncomfortable.

304. - Then, let's just stay right here

305. And keep hugging.

306. Hope you guys are hungry,

307. Because we are celebrating this morning.

308. - Uh, what are we celebrating?

309. - Friendship.

310. Love.

311. And that the world's a better place

312. With the both of you in it.

313. - I gotta say, I'm proud of you, daffy.

314. You've come a long way.

315. - Yeah. I like the new daffy.

316. - Ha ha ha.

317. I think you like the new daffy's pancakes.

318. Hey, there. You hungry?

319. - I don't need food. I need a dragon's tooth.

320. - You look terrible. Are you ok?

321. - No. No, I'm not ok.

322. I haven't slept in 3 days.

323. I'm out of recovery potions,

324. I'm down to my last magic arrow,

325. And I'm stuck on level 14.

326. I'll never be a gribbler.

327. - What's with him?

328. - I think bugs has a problem

329. And he needs our help.

330. - Well, what can we do?

331. - Just be here.

332. Through group, I've learned that one-on-one interventions

333. Can feel confrontational and tend to escalate,

334. Whereas group interventions

335. Are more supportive.

336. Bugs? Can I talk to you?

337. - Go away. I'm busy.

338. - He's barracaded himself in there.

339. Get back. I'm gonna bust the door down.

340. unh!

341. Ohh.

342. - It wasn't even locked.

343. - Yes! I won!

344. I'm a gribbler!

345. Finally!

346. Here. Take it.

347. I don't ever want to see that thing again.

348. - I wish it were that simple.

349. Your problem's not in here.

350. It's in here.

351. - What? - Bugs, it's ok.

352. You hate yourself.

353. - I don't hate myself.

354. - You're mad at the world

355. Because when you were a kid, everyone picked on you.

356. - No one picked on me. I was very popular.

357. - You couldn't stop playing that video game

358. Because you have deep-seated issues.

359. - I don't have deep-seated issues.

360. I just couldn't stop playing the game

361. Because I liked playing the game.

362. I'm starving.

363. - Huh.

364. Well, then, maybe I couldn't stop online shopping

365. Because I just like online shopping.

366. That would mean that I don't have

367. Any deep-seated issues, either.

368. - Whoa, whoa, whoa.

369. - I don't have any problems.

370. - Uh, I think you do have problems,

371. - I don't need group therapy.

372. - I'd stick with the group therapy.

373. - There was never anything wrong with me.

374. - Actually—

375. - I was perfect. - I wouldn't say that.

376. - I am perfect. - Uh, I'm—

377. - I am a perfect person.

378. Get ready, world.

379. Here I come.

380. - Ah-whoo!

381. Wait. Wait.

382. Closer.

383. Almost.

384. There it is.

385. Oh, ho! There it is.

386. - Ah-whoo!

387. Suckers.

388. - Carrot3?

389. You couldn't think of anything better than "carrot3?"

390. I just got us an underwater dart set.

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393. - Who wants a hug?

394. Come on. You know you need one.