1. - Uhh!
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2. Ooh!
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3. Uhh! Uhh!
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4. Ahh!
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5. - You're gonna break it.
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6. - I think I know
my own recliner.
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7. Sometimes it just sticks.
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8. Got to give it
a little uhh!
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9. Got to give it
a little aah!
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10. But sometimes it knows
you're gonna do that,
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11. So you've got to
surprise it with
a little hah!
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12. Hah! Hyah! Hah!
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13. Hyah! Hah!
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14. Wah!
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15. That's good.
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16. Captioning made possible by
warner bros. Animation
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17. - Uh, maybe it's time
to buy a new recliner.
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18. - Buy a new recliner?
Easy for you to say,
moneybags bunny.
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19. But unlike you,
I wasn't born
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20. With a silver carrot
in my mouth.
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21. - Well, then get it fixed.
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22. - Why? If it ain't broke,
don't fix it.
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23. Ooh!
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24. - It is broke.
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25. - It's an expression, bugs.
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26. Lord, you're ignorant.
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27. My point is, I'm perfectly
content with it like this.
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28. - Well, I'm not.
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29. It takes up half the room
this way.
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30. And I'm not watching tv
upside down.
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31. you're so prickly.
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32. Everything has to be
just so with you.
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33. It's like you can't adapt.
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34. Ohh! My eyes!
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35. The sudden change in lighting.
I can't adapt to it.
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36. Why is it so hard
for you to admit that
you lost, porky?
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37. I didn't lose.
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38. In golf,
the lowest score wins.
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39. - That doesn't make
any sense.
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40. Everyone knows
that in sports,
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41. The highest score wins.
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42. You got a 75.
I got a 308.
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43. I dominated you.
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44. he put the tv back.
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45. What in the name of
randall mcclintock is this?
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46. - Ooh, a new recliner.
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47. - What do you think?
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48. - Are you responsible
for this?
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49. - Well, your old one
was broken.
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50. This one's brand new.
It's leather.
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51. - No, absolutely not.
Take it back.
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52. - Why?
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53. I think it's nice.
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54. - Oh, now I definitely
don't want it.
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55. Porky has the worst taste
of anyone I know.
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56. - You think I have
bad taste?
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57. - Look in the mirror, man.
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58. What's with those shoes?
They're crazy.
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59. They have little spikes
on the bottom.
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60. Who does that?
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61. - They're golf shoes.
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62. - Well, what's with
the one glove?
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63. Who do you think you are,
michael jackson?
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64. I met michael jackson,
and you are no michael jackson.
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65. - It's a golf glove.
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66. - When did you meet
michael jackson?
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67. - I met him at
the denver airport.
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68. But that's not the point.
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69. The point is,
I want my old recliner back.
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70. - It's too late.
I donated it to
a thrift store.
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71. - Porky, I'm gonna need
a moment alone with my roommate.
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72. Not my friend,
my roommate.
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73. - Oh, uh, ok.
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74. - That was a garbage move.
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75. - Getting you a brand new
recliner was a garbage move?
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76. - That recliner meant
everything to me.
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77. - Why?
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78. It was my sole possession.
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79. - What are you talking about?
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80. You got a bedroom
full of stuff.
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81. - Yes, but all of that
is either rented,
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82. Found in a dumpster,
or I'm borrowing it from porky.
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83. That recliner I bought
with my own money.
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84. It was the summer
after graduation.
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85. I was working at
that-a-burger.
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86. It was miserable.
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87. 6 days a week,
10 hours a day,
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88. Standing over
those grease traps,
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89. Slinging 80% beef patties.
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90. I used to fantasize
about sitting down
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91. With my feet up,
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92. Just relaxing.
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93. Then one day on my walk
home from yet another
nightmare shift,
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94. I looked up and there it was
in the storefront window.
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95. I knew if I could just
sit in it once,
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96. I would sit in it
for the rest of my life.
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97. But they said
I had to buy it.
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98. It took me all summer
to make enough money,
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99. But once I did,
I quit that job,
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100. Bought that recliner,
and I've been sitting in it
ever since.
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101. Until today.
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102. - Wow. I had no idea.
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103. I feel terrible.
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104. Come on.
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105. - Where are we going?
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106. - To get your recliner back.
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107. - Uh, guys?
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108. Hello?
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109. - I can't believe someone
already bought my recliner.
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110. - Neither can I.
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111. - Now what am I gonna do?
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112. Where am I gonna sit?
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113. - In the new recliner
I got you.
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114. It's very comfortable.
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115. Give it a try.
Maybe you'll like it.
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116. Think of it as
a new beginning,
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117. A fresh start.
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118. When one door closes,
another one opens.
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119. That's what makes life
interesting.
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120. You never know what's
gonna happen next.
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121. - ooh!
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122. - Bet you didn't know
that was gonna happen.
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123. - Are you ok?
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124. - You hit me.
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125. Buges buney?
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126. - Cecil?
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127. Here, let me help you up.
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128. I'm so sorry.
Are you hurt?
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129. - No, I think I'm ok.
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130. Just a little startled,
maybe.
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131. - Uh-oh.
- What?
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132. - Did you always have
a crack in your shell?
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133. - Oh, no,
my shell is cracked.
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134. - Don't worry,
I'll take care of it.
I have insurance.
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135. - Oh, no, I don't want you
to have to go through
all that trouble.
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136. Let's handle this
like gentlemen.
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137. I have a shell guy
I go to.
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138. He's very reasonable.
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139. - Well, whatever the cost.
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140. Whatever it is,
I'll be happy to pay for it.
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141. Here's my number.
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142. - I'll be in touch.
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143. Ohh.
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144. Uhh.
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145. Uhh. Uhh.
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146. - What are you doing?
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147. - I think you've done
enough damage for one day.
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148. Being behind the wheel
of a car is a tremendous
responsibility, bugs.
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149. It requires concentration
and focus.
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150. That's how you avoid
accidents.
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151. - So, what do you think?
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152. - What kind of leather
is this?
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153. - I don't know. Leather.
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154. - Is it corinthian
or cordovan?
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155. Or is it even leather at all?
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156. I mean, it feels like
naugahyde.
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157. - It's leather.
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158. - It makes a weird sound
when I move like this.
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159. - Well, then stop
moving like that.
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160. - I don't think I like it.
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161. - Daffy, you're the only
person in the world
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162. That wouldn't like
this recliner.
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163. - Ugh. Where did you get
this hideous recliner?
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164. - See? Told you.
It's going back.
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165. - What?
It's just one opinion.
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166. - Uh, one professional
opinion.
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167. - You're not a professional.
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168. - Uh, no, but I watch
"design divas" every week,
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169. So I think I know
what I'm talking about.
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170. - What is "design divas"?
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171. - It's the design show
where diva decorators
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172. Change other divas' lives
one piece of furniture
at a time.
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173. - Hello! We have
a season pass to it.
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174. How have you never seen it?
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175. Ugh. Always with
the reading, this guy.
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176. - What happened to
your old recliner?
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177. - Brainiac over there thought
he was doing me a favor
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178. By throwing it away
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179. And giving me this—
this naugahyde nightmare.
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180. - It's beyond horrible.
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181. - It's nice.
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182. - Bugs, you're good
in a lot of areas,
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183. But home decor is
not one of them.
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184. You just don't see things
the way we do.
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185. - That's an understatement.
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186. Hello?
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187. - Buges, it's cecil.
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188. - Oh, hi.
How are you?
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189. - The turtle.
- Yeah, right.
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190. - The one you hit
with your car this morning.
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191. - No, yeah, I know
exactly who this is.
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192. - Ok, well, I just dropped
my shell off with my shell guy
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193. And the crack is worse
than we thought.
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194. - Oh, no.
What does that mean?
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195. - It means he's
gonna need $2,000.
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196. - $2,000 to fix your shell?
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197. - Oh, no, the 2,000 is
just to go in and see
what the problem is.
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198. He has to determine
if it's a surface crack
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199. Or a sub-stratum crack.
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200. If it's a sub-stratum crack,
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201. That could end up costing
as much as 35.
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202. - 3,500?
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203. - 35,000.
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204. - But fingers crossed
it's a surface crack.
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205. So you want to drop
that check off?
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206. I'd come by and get it,
but I probably shouldn't
leave the house.
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207. You know, turtle
without a shell.
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208. Highly vulnerable.
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209. - Oh, of course.
What's your address?
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210. - 4123—
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211. - Can I have your credit card?
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212. - My credit card?
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213. - Oh, actually,
I'd prefer a check.
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214. - No, I'm sorry,
I wasn't talking to you.
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215. Why do you need
my credit card?
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216. - We're exchanging
the recliner.
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217. - Hello?
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218. - Oh, uh, sorry.
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219. Can you say that again?
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220. - We are exchanging
the recliner.
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221. - Not you.
No, I'm sorry,
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222. I wasn't talking to you.
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223. Here.
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224. Sorry.
One more time, cecil.
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225. - 4123 helms way.
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226. - Sorry.
Where'd you buy it?
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227. - Home warehouse.
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228. - No. Helms way.
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229. Why would I live
at home warehouse?
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230. - It's not important.
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231. I'll stop by
with the check.
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232. - Can you help us carry
the recliner to the car?
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233. It's real heavy.
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234. - Great day of the morning.
This place is huge.
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235. We've been walking around
for an hour
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236. And just got out of
the kitchen section.
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237. Where are we now?
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238. - Hmm. I don't know.
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239. It's either textiles
and rugs
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240. Or storage solutions.
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241. - A scarf basket?
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242. Who needs a scarf basket?
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243. - Ooh! Look over here!
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244. - You found the recliners?
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245. - No, it's a complete
closet organizing system.
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246. See, everything is
divided into little baskets.
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247. - Baskets. Genius.
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248. - All of your t-shirts
go in here,
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249. Socks and underwear here.
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250. This is for your sweaters.
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251. - What about my scarves?
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252. - Look, scarf baskets.
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253. - Ohh, my mornings would
go so much quicker if
my closet looked like this.
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254. - Hmph. Tell me about it.
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255. - You know,
about 7 years ago,
I quit wearing clothes
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256. Because my closet
was so disorganized.
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257. I just gave up.
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258. - Oh. Em. Gee.
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259. - You found the recliners?
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260. - More like patio furniture
and outdoor dining!
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261. - Ooh! Wait for me!
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262. - Oh, mr. Buney.
Forgive my appearance.
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263. Let me go and get a robe.
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264. - I just wanted
to give you your check.
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265. - Oh, that's so nice of you.
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266. $2,000. Yep.
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267. This should get
the ball rolling.
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268. - How are you feeling?
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269. - Oh, you know,
not good.
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270. - I'm really sorry.
Is there anything else
I can do for you?
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271. - Well, I suppose
I could use some groceries.
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272. - Oh.
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273. - I mean, I'd go
and get them myself,
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274. But a turtle
without a shell...
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275. - Right. Highly vulnerable.
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276. - Here's a list.
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277. - You, uh, had that
ready to go, huh?
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278. - I'd really appreciate it.
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279. - Ok. I'll be right back.
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280. - Were you just laughing?
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281. - What? No.
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282. - It sounded like
the evil laugh of
a cartoon villain.
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283. - Oh, don't be silly.
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284. I mean, do I look
like a cartoon villain?
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285. - Who are you looking at?
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286. - Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
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287. I'm on with my shell guy.
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288. - So you're saying
it can't be repaired?
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289. You're gonna have to make
a brand new custom shell?
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290. I don't even want to ask
how much that's gonna cost.
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291. Of course, I'll hold.
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292. He's pricing it out for me.
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293. Looks like it's gonna be
a little more than we hoped.
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294. - Hmm. What a shocker.
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295. Where would you like me
to put all this caviar I bought?
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296. - Fridge is fine.
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297. Oh, good, you remembered
the bubbly.
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298. Oh, yes, hi.
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299. Did you come up
with a figure?
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300. Oh, boy.
Oh, brother.
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301. Oh, brother.
Oh, boy.
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302. He says you're looking
at $53,000.
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303. - Let me talk to him.
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304. - Oh, uh, uh, you can't.
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305. - Why not?
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306. - Because he, um,
doesn't speak english.
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307. - You were just talking
to him in english.
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308. - Oh, well, he can understand
it, he just can't speak it.
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309. - Give me that phone.
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310. - Bonjour to you, too.
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311. He hung up.
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312. So about that $53,000.
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313. - You know what, unfortunately,
my checkbook's at home.
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314. - Well, you know
where to find me.
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315. Just clearing my throat.
A little parched.
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316. Gonna go ahead and open
that bubbly.
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317. - Oh, that's nice.
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318. Oh, hello, mommy.
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319. That is good for
the circulation.
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320. I am really feeling
that circulation.
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321. Let's see what else
she does.
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322. Oh, that's good.
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323. That's a nice feeling
right there.
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324. Ooh! Maybe that's a little
too much of that feeling.
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325. Whoops!
Probably needed that.
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326. Little—little help here.
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327. Daffy!
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328. Daffy!
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329. - Cool bed.
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330. - Ooh, that is quite a ride,
my friend.
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331. Where were you?
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332. - Looking for recliners.
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333. And I had to use
the bathroom.
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334. - You went over there?
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335. - Mm-hmm.
Very european.
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336. No doors.
No judgment.
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337. - Um, how do I say this?
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338. I think those are
display toilets.
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339. - What do you say we keep
looking for those recliners?
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340. Away from this area.
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341. - Let's find out a little more
about cecil the turtle.
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342. Hmm. Here we go.
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343. A news article.
"turtle hit by motorist."
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345. "cecil the turtle
was struck in a crosswalk.
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346. "driver claimed he
came out of nowhere.
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347. Awarded $40,000
in damages."
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348. Here's another one.
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349. "turtle out for stroll
struck by minivan."
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350. There's tons of these.
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351. You miserable little—
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352. - bugs!
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353. Oh, no.
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354. What have I done?
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355. What have I done?
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356. - Calm down.
Calm down.
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357. What happened?
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358. - I almost killed someone.
- What?
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359. - I hit a pedestrian
with my car.
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360. I never even saw him.
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361. Poor thing.
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362. It's like he came out
of nowhere.
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363. - Came out of nowhere, huh?
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364. - And I cracked his shell.
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365. He's so vulnerable now.
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366. I gave him $10,000,
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367. But that's just for
the initial estimate.
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368. It'll probably be more.
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369. He's waiting to hear back
from his shell guy.
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370. Ohh, I hope he's ok.
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371. - Why don't we go
check on him?
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372. - I can't believe
I got kicked out for
using the toilet.
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373. Last time I got
kicked out of a place,
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374. It was for not using one.
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375. Figure it out, america.
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376. - On the bright side,
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377. I got the closet
organizing system.
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378. - I guess I just have to
get used to life
without a recliner.
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379. - Oh, mr. Pig.
I wasn't expecting to see you.
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380. I just heard back
from my shell guy.
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381. I'm afraid it's gonna
cost more than we'd hoped.
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382. Oh! Mr. Buney, what are you
doing here?
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383. - I'm shutting down
your little shell game.
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384. Well, look at that.
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385. Your shell looks
as good as new.
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386. - Oh, well, uh,
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387. My shell guy
just fixed it.
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388. - So you wear a fake
cracked shell
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389. To scam people
out of their money.
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390. Not anymore.
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391. Come on, porky.
We're going to the police.
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392. - I wouldn't do that
if I were you.
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393. Drop the shell.
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394. Hands up.
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395. Both of you.
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396. Now kick it over to me.
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397. Where'd you get that recliner?
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398. - This old thing?
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399. I picked it up
at the thrift store.
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400. That was where I spotted you.
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401. You were the perfect mark.
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402. - I got to hand it
to you, cecil.
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403. You're a criminal
mastermind.
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404. - Why, thank you very much.
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405. - If you don't
mind me asking,
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406. How did you come up
with this scheme?
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407. - Well, it's a long story,
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408. But since I'm gonna
shoot you anyway,
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409. What's the harm?
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410. - Mind if we sit down?
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411. - Why not? I mean,
we're all gentlemen.
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412. I was living in atlantic city,
working at that-a-burger.
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413. I didn't have
two dimes to rub together.
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414. But I had big dreams.
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415. - I'm sorry to interrupt,
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416. But wouldn't you be
more comfortable reclined?
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417. - What?
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418. Oh! I just thought
it was a chair.
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419. I didn't know it was
a recline—aah!
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420. - Hold on to this.
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421. Uh-oh.
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422. Looks like you cracked
your shell.
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423. - Ohh.
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424. That's a french word
meaning "special place."
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425. Maestro!
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426. - Mwah!
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427. - I know what
the surprise is.
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428. You went back to
home warehouse
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429. And got me that
leather recliner again.
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430. You were right.
It was great.
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431. It was way better
than my old recliner.
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432. That thing was
a piece of junk.
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433. I don't know why
I was holding on to it.
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434. I'm glad it's out
of my life.
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435. If I never see
my old recliner again,
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436. It'll be too soon.
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437. So thank you.
Thank you, my friend.
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438. I am so excited to sit
in that leather recliner.
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439. Oh.
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440. - You miserable little...
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441. Captioning made possible by
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443. - That's not all, folks.
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444. I'm gonna get out of here.
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445. And when I do,
watch out, buges buney.
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