1. what is that?Copy !req
2. - That's my new
runner's watch.Copy !req
3. It's got everything—
tracks how far you've run,Copy !req
4. Your heart rate,
calories burned.Copy !req
5. It's got gps to tell you
exactly where you are.Copy !req
6. And if I ever lose it,Copy !req
7. I can pinpoint exactly
where it is on my cell phone.Copy !req
8. Huh?Copy !req
9. How far have we gone?Copy !req
10. - Uh, 0.04 miles.Copy !req
11. - What? We've been
jogging forever.Copy !req
12. - We've been jogging
for 20 seconds.Copy !req
13. - Does that thing have
a defibrillator?Copy !req
14. - No. Why?Copy !req
15. - Because I think
my heart just stopped.Copy !req
16. No, wait.Copy !req
17. There it is.Copy !req
18. I think I'm gonna
head home.Copy !req
19. No way.
That is too far.Copy !req
20. I'd never make it.Copy !req
21. Maybe I'll just wait here
till bugs gets back.Copy !req
22. He can carry me.Copy !req
23. Uhh!Copy !req
24. Captioning made possible by
warner bros. AnimationCopy !req
25. My lord, porky.
What do you have
in that thing?Copy !req
26. oh, I don't know, just stuff.Copy !req
27. Money, credit card receipts,Copy !req
28. Business cards,
recipe clippings,Copy !req
29. And inspiring articles.Copy !req
30. Why, what's in your wallet?Copy !req
31. - The essentials.Copy !req
32. - Id, credit card,
and some cash?Copy !req
33. - No. A lone toothpick.Copy !req
34. Because I always get something
right back here,Copy !req
35. Right in this area.Copy !req
36. What's that?Copy !req
37. - Oh, a wedding invitation.Copy !req
38. - Ooh, who's becky hogg?Copy !req
39. - Just a girl I went
to elementary school with.Copy !req
40. - The wedding's tonight.
Are you going?Copy !req
41. - No. I mean,
it's out of town.Copy !req
42. - Porky, you have to go
to this wedding.Copy !req
43. - Why?Copy !req
44. - You are obviously in love
with this girl.Copy !req
45. - What? Heh heh heh.
No, I'm not.Copy !req
46. - Then why have you been
carrying this around
in your wallet?Copy !req
47. - I carry everything
in my wallet.Copy !req
48. - Porky, you're pining
over her.Copy !req
49. - No, I'm not.Copy !req
50. - It's destiny.Copy !req
51. Becky hogg.
Porky pig.Copy !req
52. Hogg, pig.
You're meant to be together.Copy !req
53. - No, we're not.Copy !req
54. I haven't seen her for years.
And she's getting married.Copy !req
55. - Oh, so you're saying
you have no feelings
for this girl?Copy !req
56. - Well, I don't know.Copy !req
57. We were boyfriend
and girlfriend.Copy !req
58. - A-ha!Copy !req
59. - But that was third grade.Copy !req
60. - Yeah, and you haven't
had a girlfriend since.Copy !req
61. Becky has invited you
to her wedding for a reason.Copy !req
62. She's obviously never
gotten over you.Copy !req
63. Don't you see?Copy !req
64. She wants you to stop herCopy !req
65. From making the biggest
mistake of her life.Copy !req
66. - What are you
talking about?Copy !req
67. - She doesn't want to marry
this brian patrick kennedy iv.Copy !req
68. He sounds like a loser.Copy !req
69. Porky, becky's obviously
the one for you.Copy !req
70. This could be your one
and only shot at finding
true love.Copy !req
71. - We'll drive.
If we leave now,
we'll be there in 4 hours.Copy !req
72. - You'd come with me?Copy !req
73. - Porky, you're my friend.Copy !req
74. I want you to be happy.Copy !req
75. Also, I never pass up
a wedding reception.Copy !req
76. The passed apps,
the surf n' turf,Copy !req
77. The bubbly, that table
with all those gifts on itCopy !req
78. Where you can take whatever
you want as you're leaving.Copy !req
79. - Those are wedding presents.Copy !req
80. For the bride and groom.Copy !req
81. - I don't think so.Copy !req
82. At my cousin's wedding,
I got a blender,Copy !req
83. A set of china,
and some beautiful linens.Copy !req
84. So what do you say, pork,Copy !req
85. Are we gonna stop a wedding?Copy !req
86. - I can't believe
I'm saying this,Copy !req
87. But ok.Copy !req
88. Let's do it.Copy !req
89. - Mark my words, porky,Copy !req
90. You're gonna find true love.Copy !req
91. And me, I'm gonna find
something good.Copy !req
92. Like a belgian waffle maker.Copy !req
93. Or a juicer.
That's it.Copy !req
94. Or more linens.
You can never have
too many linens.Copy !req
95. Where are you going?Copy !req
96. - The freeway.Copy !req
97. - No, I gotta make
a pit stop.Copy !req
98. - Does this look like
something you'd wear
to a wedding?Copy !req
99. - Yeah, if you're the bride.Copy !req
100. - Well, it's all I have.Copy !req
101. Do you have anything
I could borrow?Copy !req
102. The invitation says
formal attire.Copy !req
103. - Then wear a tuxedo.Copy !req
104. - Too constricting.Copy !req
105. Ooh, can I borrow
your new watch?Copy !req
106. It'll make me look important,Copy !req
107. Like I have lots of meetings,Copy !req
108. Always have to know
what time it is.Copy !req
109. - Eh...Copy !req
110. - Please?Copy !req
111. It's a great way
to meet people.Copy !req
112. Someone asks if anyone knows
what time it is,Copy !req
113. I say, "I do.
I'm daffy duck.Copy !req
114. It's half passed 12:00.
Nice to meet you."Copy !req
115. Ugh, he's so impatient.Copy !req
116. We're easily gonna make it.Copy !req
117. Come on, please.
I'll take good care of it.Copy !req
118. - All right.Copy !req
119. For the record,
I think what you two
are doing is idiotic.Copy !req
120. But since your idiocy
affords me a glorious weekendCopy !req
121. With the house
all to myself,Copy !req
122. You have my full blessing.Copy !req
123. - Thanks, bugs.Copy !req
124. - Ahh.Copy !req
125. This is nice.Copy !req
126. this is so boring.Copy !req
127. I don't know what to do.Copy !req
128. - Don't forget to check
your heart rate.Copy !req
129. - What's up?Copy !req
130. - You want to hang out?Copy !req
131. - Hang out?
I gotta go to work.Copy !req
132. Ever heard of it?
How does he do it?Copy !req
133. I'd lose my mind if I
just sat around all day
doing nothing.Copy !req
134. Hey, man, could you
get the door for me?Copy !req
135. - I'll call lola.Copy !req
136. - Hi, this is lola.Copy !req
137. Wait, that's not true.
I don't have a desk.Copy !req
138. And I've never actually
been in a meeting, so.Copy !req
139. But I'm probably doing
something interesting,Copy !req
140. Like I'm at the hardware store
or I'm saving someone's life.Copy !req
141. Or I'm whale watching.Copy !req
142. Or maybe I'm being
watched by whales.Copy !req
143. Oh, no, maybe I'm—Copy !req
144. - I'm gonna use
the restroom.Copy !req
145. Will you get the gas?Copy !req
146. - Ahh!Copy !req
147. Ahh!Copy !req
148. - Would you mind not eating
in the car?Copy !req
149. I just got it washed
and I'm trying to keep it clean.Copy !req
150. - Porky, please.
I'm not a child.Copy !req
151. I won't get crumbs
everywhere.Copy !req
152. Don't worry.Copy !req
153. Relax, I'll pick it up.Copy !req
154. Ooh, that's a real strong
sour cream and onion smell.Copy !req
155. Uh-oh, a bunch got into
this little crevice.Copy !req
156. - Daffy, this is why
I asked you not to eat—Copy !req
157. - Don't worry, I think
I can get it.Copy !req
158. Let me just put
this up here.Copy !req
159. What's the point of
this crevice anyway?Copy !req
160. It's a terrible car design.Copy !req
161. Ahh!Copy !req
162. - My cell phone!Copy !req
163. - It's fine.Copy !req
164. - I told you I didn't want
a mess in the car.Copy !req
165. - It's not my fault.Copy !req
166. There are no cup holders.Copy !req
167. - There's a cup holder
right here.Copy !req
168. - Who would put
their cup there?Copy !req
169. No, this is where
you want to put your cup.Copy !req
170. This car was designed
by idiots.Copy !req
171. You got to do more research
before you make big purchasesCopy !req
172. Like a car, porky.Copy !req
173. - What the?
- What?Copy !req
174. - Why is the gas light on?Copy !req
175. I thought you got gas.Copy !req
176. - You only gave me
40 bucks, porky.Copy !req
177. That barely covers
snacks and magazines.Copy !req
178. And this lottery ticket.Copy !req
179. Ahh! I don't know
why I play.Copy !req
180. - Maybe we should
turn around.Copy !req
181. We don't know when there's
gonna be another gas station.Copy !req
182. - Porky, we're not
going backwards.Copy !req
183. We don't have time.Copy !req
184. That light doesn't mean
anything anyway.Copy !req
185. You can drive like
200 or 300 miles
with that light.Copy !req
186. - Are you sure?
- I'm positive.Copy !req
187. You should have given me
more than 40 bucks, pork.Copy !req
188. - Ok, come on.
- Where are we going?Copy !req
189. - We got to walk back
to the gas station and get gas.Copy !req
190. - Shouldn't one of us
wait with the car?Copy !req
191. - Why?Copy !req
192. - This looks like
a dangerous neighborhood.Copy !req
193. Your car will be covered
in graffiti in no time.Copy !req
194. - What are you talking about?Copy !req
195. This isn't
a bad neighborhood.Copy !req
196. We're in the middle
of a desert.Copy !req
197. - You've been living in
the suburbs too long, porky.Copy !req
198. Come on, one of us needs
to stay here and do nothing.Copy !req
199. And the other needs to walk
miles and milesCopy !req
200. In 110-degree heat
carrying a heavy can.Copy !req
201. And since you did
the hard work of drivingCopy !req
202. And I was just sitting
next to you in
the passenger's seatCopy !req
203. Nodding off,Copy !req
204. It would only make sense...Copy !req
205. That you continue
the hard work.Copy !req
206. You know, just so you don't
feel like a quitter.Copy !req
207. - Oh. Uh, ok.Copy !req
208. - Pick up the pace, piggy.Copy !req
209. We got a wedding to stop.Copy !req
210. - Oh, I won.Copy !req
211. Strange how it's no more
satisfying than losing.Copy !req
212. Ohh, I'm so bored.Copy !req
213. I gotta get out
and do something.Copy !req
214. Hey, boy, you want
to go for a walk?Copy !req
215. - Huh?Copy !req
216. Oh. Yuck.Copy !req
217. - Aw, come on.Copy !req
218. It'll be good for you.Copy !req
219. A little exercise.Copy !req
220. It'll kill some time.Copy !req
221. - How long does it take a pigCopy !req
222. To walk 20 miles in
the middle of the desert?Copy !req
223. What if he never comes back?Copy !req
224. What if he's road kill?Copy !req
225. mother.Copy !req
226. My battery's almost dead.Copy !req
227. Just enough left
to call bugs for help.Copy !req
228. Wait, first I should
quickly text my voteCopy !req
229. For last night's
"so you think you can
figure skate."Copy !req
230. You're welcome, demitri.Copy !req
231. Ok, now I can call bugs.Copy !req
232. Just got to keep it short.Copy !req
233. Ugh, where is he?Copy !req
234. - See, told you
this would be fun.Copy !req
235. Hi, this is bugs bunny.Copy !req
236. Sorry I'm not available
at the moment,Copy !req
237. But please leave your
full name and numberCopy !req
238. And the reason for your call.Copy !req
239. Oh, and the time and date
of your call.Copy !req
240. And I will get back to you.Copy !req
241. - Bugs, it's an emergency.Copy !req
242. Oh, sorry. Bugs, hi,
this is daffy duck.Copy !req
243. And my number is 555-0123.Copy !req
244. And actually I'm calling
for two reasons.Copy !req
245. One, don't forget to
text your vote for demitriCopy !req
246. To "so you think you can
figure skate,"Copy !req
247. Because I'm sick of
the judges fallingCopy !req
248. For yuvgane's triple axle.Copy !req
249. It's all he does.
He's a one-note wonder.Copy !req
250. And, uh, what else?Copy !req
251. I feel like there was
a second reason I was calling.Copy !req
252. Oh, I remember.Copy !req
253. We're stranded in
the middle of the desert.Copy !req
254. Porky's wandered off.
He's probably dead.Copy !req
255. So get in your car
and come save us.Copy !req
256. We're on highway 247
on the shoulderCopy !req
257. Next to mile marker 118.Copy !req
258. So, highway 247,
mile marker 118.Copy !req
259. Please hurry.Copy !req
260. Oh, right, you wanted
the time and date.Copy !req
261. It's 2:39 pm
on August-Copy !req
262. Ugh, dead battery.Copy !req
263. Who designs these phones?Copy !req
264. Idiots.Copy !req
265. - Fine, you were right.
It wasn't fun.Copy !req
266. Why did I want
a weekend to myself?Copy !req
267. Ooh, someone called.Copy !req
268. - Maybe this thing has
a game on it or something.Copy !req
269. Ahh!Copy !req
270. No!Copy !req
271. Ugh, now what am I gonna
wear to the wedding?Copy !req
272. Hey.Copy !req
273. - Don't hey me.Copy !req
274. I thought you were dead.Copy !req
275. What took you so long?Copy !req
276. - It was 9 miles each way.Copy !req
277. - You really sweat a lot.Copy !req
278. - Ok, well,
that took forever.Copy !req
279. Come on, we better hurry.Copy !req
280. Gah!Copy !req
281. - What? I put graffiti on it
so no one else would.Copy !req
282. It's called a deterrent, porky.Copy !req
283. - Where are they?Copy !req
284. - This is porky.Copy !req
285. So sorry I missed your call.Copy !req
286. I promise to—Copy !req
287. - What's up?
This is double "d."Copy !req
288. You know what to do, fool.Copy !req
289. - Ugh. Why isn't anyone
picking up their phones?Copy !req
290. How am I supposed to find
these nitwits?Copy !req
291. My new watch.Copy !req
292. There's gps on the watch.Copy !req
293. I can find out exactly
where they are.Copy !req
294. What are they doing
off the highway?Copy !req
295. Well, it's better
than being at home.Copy !req
296. Huh?Copy !req
297. - Oh, good,
my phone is charged.Copy !req
298. Ah, I should send
a quick text to bugs.Copy !req
299. - "disregard earlier message.
We're fine.Copy !req
300. Back on the road.
No need to come get us."Copy !req
301. You've got to be kidding me.Copy !req
302. Also, a buzzard
stole your watch.Copy !req
303. That's nice.Copy !req
304. - Where's the highway?
Where is it?Copy !req
305. How can I lose a highway?Copy !req
306. Oh, I know how
I lost a highway.Copy !req
307. Because I was looking
at my phone,Copy !req
308. Trying to find a watch
and two nincompoopsCopy !req
309. Instead of paying attention
to my surroundings.Copy !req
310. Eh, still better
than being at home.Copy !req
311. - Phew, we made it.
And with time to spare.Copy !req
312. - Heh. Bugs is so lame.Copy !req
313. He doesn't return texts.Copy !req
314. And I've sent him good ones.Copy !req
315. Look. "we be drivin'.
Where you at?"Copy !req
316. Nothing.
- Can I help you?Copy !req
317. - We're here for
the kennedy-hogg wedding.Copy !req
318. - Ah, yes, that'll be
in ballroom "b"Copy !req
319. In the west tower
of the hotel.Copy !req
320. - Great. Thanks.Copy !req
321. - Where are you going?Copy !req
322. - Ballroom "b."Copy !req
323. - Looking like that?Copy !req
324. We'd like a room.Copy !req
325. - Daffy, there isn't time.Copy !req
326. - Porky, look at yourself.Copy !req
327. Becky hogg's not gonna
call off her weddingCopy !req
328. For a filthy pig.Copy !req
329. You've come too far
to blow it now.Copy !req
330. maybe you're right.Copy !req
331. - Of course I'm right.Copy !req
332. Give me your credit card.Copy !req
333. - Here you go,
one standard room.Copy !req
334. - Standard?Copy !req
335. Go grab us an elevator.Copy !req
336. Why don't you bump us up
to the penthouse.Copy !req
337. - Excuse me.Copy !req
338. I hate to bother you,Copy !req
339. But can you tell me
where the highway is?Copy !req
340. Hello?Copy !req
341. Hello?Copy !req
342. Well, fine,
be that way.Copy !req
343. Where are you going?Copy !req
344. The highway?
Can I go with you?Copy !req
345. Where you going?Copy !req
346. Well, wait for me!Copy !req
347. Uhh!Copy !req
348. Maybe I'll just take
a little nap.Copy !req
349. - I still can't believe
this is a standard room.Copy !req
350. It's so nice.Copy !req
351. How do I look?Copy !req
352. - Like a pig in a tuxedo.Copy !req
353. So not great.Copy !req
354. - what if this
isn't my destiny?Copy !req
355. - It is.Copy !req
356. Porky, you and becky
are meant to be together.Copy !req
357. It's undeniable.Copy !req
358. I mean, come on.Copy !req
359. You already have
the same last name.Copy !req
360. - Her last name is hogg.Copy !req
361. - Hogg, pig.Copy !req
362. What's the difference?Copy !req
363. The universe is doing
everything it canCopy !req
364. To bring you two together.Copy !req
365. You've got to do
the rest, porky.Copy !req
366. - Ok.Copy !req
367. Let's do it.Copy !req
368. Oh, my, it's about to start.Copy !req
369. - Wait. First I have to
figure out what I'm gonna wear.Copy !req
370. I was really counting
on that watch.Copy !req
371. - You're really gonna wear
a hotel bathrobe?Copy !req
372. - It makes me look relaxed,Copy !req
373. Like I soaked in the tub
for an hour.Copy !req
374. - You did soak in the tub
for an hour.Copy !req
375. - They have a spa?Copy !req
376. One quick massage.Copy !req
377. - Daffy, there's no time.Copy !req
378. We're here.Copy !req
379. - You can do it.Copy !req
380. Your future is on
the other side of these doors.Copy !req
381. - I don't know.Copy !req
382. I think I'm too nervous.Copy !req
383. - Look, I'm not letting you
leave hereCopy !req
384. Without the woman
of your dreams.Copy !req
385. Stop the wedding!Copy !req
386. You don't love him,Copy !req
387. You love porky.Copy !req
388. And porky loves you.Copy !req
389. - Huh?Copy !req
390. - That's not becky.Copy !req
391. - You may now kiss
the bride.Copy !req
392. - Ladies and gentlemen,Copy !req
393. Mr. And mrs. Brian patrick
kennedy iv.Copy !req
394. - Hi, porky.Copy !req
395. See you at the reception.Copy !req
396. - Probably should have paid
closer attentionCopy !req
397. To the time, porky.Copy !req
398. All those stops.Copy !req
399. - They look happy.Copy !req
400. I can't believe we were
gonna stop their wedding.Copy !req
401. - I can't believe
becky hogg isn't a pig.Copy !req
402. Well, even thought
it turns outCopy !req
403. Becky and I weren't
destined for each other,Copy !req
404. I still appreciate what
you tried to do for me, daffy.Copy !req
405. You're a good friend.Copy !req
406. - The love of your life
is out there somewhere, porky.Copy !req
407. And I promise you
we'll find her.Copy !req
408. I don't care how many farms
we have to go to,Copy !req
409. We will dig through
that slop,Copy !req
410. And we will find you
a female pig.Copy !req
411. - She doesn't have to be
a pig, you know.Copy !req
412. I mean, you have this
big theoryCopy !req
413. That just because I'm a pig,Copy !req
414. I'm automatically gonna
fall in loveCopy !req
415. With the first pig that I...Copy !req
416. - I did say mark my words.Copy !req
417. Ohh! A bread maker!Copy !req
418. - Any way you could point me
toward the highway?Copy !req
419. - Beep beep!Copy !req
420. - Uh, any way you could
point me toward the highway?Copy !req
421. Thanks.Copy !req
422. Hmm.Copy !req
423. It beats walking.Copy !req
424. - Aw, I miss you, too,
petunia.Copy !req
425. I can't believe we met
just yesterday.Copy !req
426. It feels like I've
known you forever.Copy !req
427. Ha ha ha!Copy !req
428. Ok, well, I'll call you
when we get home.Copy !req
429. You hang up first.Copy !req
430. No, you hang up.Copy !req
431. No, you hang up.
- Ugh.Copy !req
432. - Heh. No, you.Copy !req
433. No, you.Copy !req
434. - I think I liked you better
when you were lonely.Copy !req
435. - What's that?Copy !req
436. - I bet it's a ufo.Copy !req
437. - Is that bugs?Copy !req
438. - Why haven't you been
returning my texts?Copy !req
439. Captioning made possible by
warner bros. AnimationCopy !req
440. Captioned by the national
captioning institute
—www.Ncicap.Org—Copy !req