1. Tina, I hear what
you're saying. I do.Copy !req
2. I just feel that since
you were with meCopy !req
3. when I got the parking ticket,
you should pay half of it.Copy !req
4. I gotta go. It's the other line.Copy !req
5. Hello.Copy !req
6. This is Daffy Duck.Copy !req
7. Oh, you know, heh, I would
love to go door-to-doorCopy !req
8. to help the mayor get reelectedCopy !req
9. but unfortunately,
I'm not a United States citizenCopy !req
10. 'so I probably shouldn't get
involved with your politics.'Copy !req
11. Ugh.Copy !req
12. Where am I from? Uh..Copy !req
13. Albania.Copy !req
14. 'Albania. I'm from Albania.'Copy !req
15. Yes. I am, how you say,
visiting your country.Copy !req
16. So I sorry, but please to take
me off your phone list, okay?Copy !req
17. Adios. That's Albanian
for good-bye.Copy !req
18. (Daffy)
Bugs, I hear what you're saying.Copy !req
19. I just feel that
since you're my roommateCopy !req
20. you should pay half
of the parking ticket.Copy !req
21. Now, would this payment
be in additionCopy !req
22. to letting you
live here for free?Copy !req
23. - Yes.
- Sounds like a great deal.Copy !req
24. It is a great deal.Copy !req
25. It's your chance to get
in on the ground floor.Copy !req
26. Today's the 14th.Copy !req
27. If I don't pay it today,
the fine doubles.Copy !req
28. - Today's the 14th? Oh, no.
- What?Copy !req
29. This weekend's
the annual peach festival.Copy !req
30. Porky's gonna ask me
to go with him.Copy !req
31. So I've gone there three
years
in a row, and it's horrible.Copy !req
32. It takes six hours to get there.Copy !req
33. You're in the middle of nowhere
for the whole weekend.Copy !req
34. It's hot. There's tons
of mosquitoes.Copy !req
35. You stand in these
long lines for peach cobblerCopy !req
36. peach soup, peach sandwiches.Copy !req
37. Yecch. Too much peach.Copy !req
38. - Make up an excuse. Lie.
- I'm not gonna lie.Copy !req
39. - That's your area.
- Good point. Know your role.Copy !req
40. But if it were me, I'd tell him
I can't go because I'm an alien.Copy !req
41. I'd say I look like
Daffy Duck on the outsideCopy !req
42. but I've been
taken over by an alienCopy !req
43. who lives on the inside.Copy !req
44. And why can't the alien
go to the peach festival?Copy !req
45. I don't know. He's got
a bunch of alien stuff to do.Copy !req
46. It doesn't matter.
He's not going to ask that.Copy !req
47. All he'll be thinking
about is that I'm an alien.Copy !req
48. When are you goin' back
to your home planet?Copy !req
49. Just tell Porky
you don't wanna go.Copy !req
50. I can't do that. It would
break his little pig heart.Copy !req
51. Well, then, I guess you're goin'
to the peach festival.Copy !req
52. - Hey, Porky.
- 'Hey.'Copy !req
53. - How's it going?
- Oh, peachy. You know why?Copy !req
54. Because this weekend
is the peach festival!Copy !req
55. And this year, the theme
is dress as your favorite peach.Copy !req
56. Wow. That sounds fun.Copy !req
57. (Porky on phone)
'What time
should I pick you up?'Copy !req
58. Listen, Pork. Um..Copy !req
59. I don't think I can go
to the peach festival this year.Copy !req
60. (Porky)
'What? We go every year.
It's our tradition.'Copy !req
61. - I know.
- The peach soup!Copy !req
62. - 'I know.'
- Why can't you go?Copy !req
63. Pork, the truth is..Copy !req
64. I promised Lola, I'd do
something with her this weekend.Copy !req
65. Well, that's no reason
not to go. Bring her along.Copy !req
66. Oh, uh, I can't bring her alongCopy !req
67. because she's moving
this weekendCopy !req
68. and I have to help her.Copy !req
69. I'm helping her move.
So that's why I can't go.Copy !req
70. (Porky)
'Oh, well, I'm disappointed,
but I understand.'Copy !req
71. Thanks, Porky. Wow!Copy !req
72. That was easy.Copy !req
73. slurpCopy !req
74. Oh. Hey, Daffy. I didn't know
this was your bank too.Copy !req
75. It's not.Copy !req
76. Then what are you doing here?Copy !req
77. Waiting to see
if anyone drops money.Copy !req
78. 0-8-1-2.Copy !req
79. What's the story behind that?Copy !req
80. Someone's birthday?Copy !req
81. You got a lot of money, Porky.Copy !req
82. Thanks.Copy !req
83. Oh, hey. You want to go
to the peach festival with me?Copy !req
84. Can't.Copy !req
85. slurp slurpCopy !req
86. - Why not?
- I'm not Daffy.Copy !req
87. I'm an alien
that took over his body.Copy !req
88. Does the alien wanna go
to the peach festival?Copy !req
89. Who would ask that?Copy !req
90. I don't think aliens eat peachesCopy !req
91. at least not the one in my body.Copy !req
92. Isn't Bugs going with you?Copy !req
93. He can't go.
He's helping Lola move.Copy !req
94. - Lola's moving?
- That's what he said.Copy !req
95. - Why is Lola moving?
- I don't know.Copy !req
96. - Where is she moving to?
- I'm not sure.Copy !req
97. Well, have a good weekend.Copy !req
98. Why would Lola be moving?Copy !req
99. She just moved
into her apartment.Copy !req
100. Bugs must have asked
Lola to move in with him!Copy !req
101. That house isn't
big enough for three people!Copy !req
102. That means I'm out!Copy !req
103. He's sending me back
to my home planet!Copy !req
104. But I don't have a home planet!
I'm not an alien!Copy !req
105. Were you gonna drop any money?Copy !req
106. (Porky)
'Shouldn't you be
packing boxes?'Copy !req
107. Oh! Hey, Pork. Yeah.
Just grabbin' a quick slice.Copy !req
108. Then, off to pack
all those boxes.Copy !req
109. Shouldn't you be
at the peach festival?Copy !req
110. I'm getting a pizza
for the road.Copy !req
111. (Lola)
Oh! Hey, Bugs. Hey, Porky.Copy !req
112. Lola! What are you doing here?Copy !req
113. I was just getting some lunch.Copy !req
114. Oh, we should all eat together.Copy !req
115. We can't. You've got
to get on the road.Copy !req
116. - Oh, where are you going?
- Doesn't matter.Copy !req
117. The peach festival.Copy !req
118. How's Porky's pizza
comin', Speedy?Copy !req
119. Oh, the peach festival?Copy !req
120. I've always wanted
to go to that.Copy !req
121. Yep, it's a lot of fun.
Tons of fun.Copy !req
122. Speedy!Copy !req
123. Look, man, just because I'm fast
doesn't mean my oven's fast.Copy !req
124. It's a regular oven.Copy !req
125. Okay. You got your pizza.
It's time to hit the road.Copy !req
126. Oh! Alright.
Well, have-have a great weekend.Copy !req
127. - Phew!
- Good luck with your move.Copy !req
128. - Oh, boy.
- What move?Copy !req
129. Bugs said he's helping you
move this weekend.Copy !req
130. I'm not moving. Why'd you
tell him I was moving?Copy !req
131. Yeah. Why'd you say
Lola was moving?Copy !req
132. I didn't say Lola.Copy !req
133. I said Viola. Viola.Copy !req
134. - Viola's moving.
- Who's Viola?Copy !req
135. - You're asking me who Viola is?
- Yeah. Who's Viola?Copy !req
136. - Viola's my sister.
- You have a sister?Copy !req
137. I didn't know you had a sister!Copy !req
138. Yeah, my big sister, Viola.Copy !req
139. - How come we've never met her?
- Oh, uh, well, uh..Copy !req
140. She's shy. Painfully shy.Copy !req
141. Well, we have to meet her
before she moves.Copy !req
142. That, that would be niceCopy !req
143. but Porky's goin'
to the peach festival.Copy !req
144. So, you know..Copy !req
145. Forget the peach festival.Copy !req
146. Meeting your sister's
more importantCopy !req
147. than any peach festival.Copy !req
148. Yeah. We'll help you
guys with the move.Copy !req
149. - Where does she live?
- Where does she live?Copy !req
150. Yeah, what's her address?Copy !req
151. Uh, 463, uh..Copy !req
152. Market Street.Copy !req
153. Ooh. That's a rough
part of town.Copy !req
154. It is? I mean, I know.
That's why she's moving.Copy !req
155. Well, I better go cancel
my hotel reservation.Copy !req
156. Looks like I'm staying
in town this weekend.Copy !req
157. Porky, you really
don't have to, uh..Copy !req
158. See you tomorrow.Copy !req
159. Oh! I am so excited
to meet your sister!Copy !req
160. Lola, you're not going
to meet my sister.Copy !req
161. What? Why?Copy !req
162. Because I don't have a sister!Copy !req
163. I lied to Porky,
so I wouldn't haveCopy !req
164. to go to
the peach festival with him.Copy !req
165. Okay. First of all, you would
never lie. That's not your area.Copy !req
166. Second of all, who wouldn't
wanna go to a peach
festival?Copy !req
167. Third of all, I totally
see what's going on here.Copy !req
168. You don't want me
to meet your sisterCopy !req
169. because you're afraid
we'll become best friendsCopy !req
170. and then, I won't have
any time for you.Copy !req
171. Bun-bun, I will alwaysCopy !req
172. have time for you. Always.Copy !req
173. Except right now.
This is my me time.Copy !req
174. I came in here to eat by myself.
You're kind of smothering me.Copy !req
175. Boundaries!Copy !req
176. Excuse me? One of your fax
machines just ate my resume.Copy !req
177. Bummer.Copy !req
178. - Can I move in with you?
- What?Copy !req
179. Lola's moving into Bugs' houseCopy !req
180. So I'm out.
Let me live with you.Copy !req
181. Uh, I'm not livin'
with anyone till I'm married.Copy !req
182. - Darling..
- No.Copy !req
183. Darling..Copy !req
184. I guess romance really is dead.Copy !req
185. Why did I have
to say Market Street?Copy !req
186. 'Ooh. Poor Viola.'Copy !req
187. Okay, now I have to fill itCopy !req
188. with a bunch of furniture
for tomorrow's move.Copy !req
189. Where am I going to get
a bunch of furniture?Copy !req
190. Maybe I'm overreacting.Copy !req
191. Just because Lola's moving in
doesn't mean I'm out.Copy !req
192. They probably want me
to live with them.Copy !req
193. I'm the fun guy.
They need me here.Copy !req
194. 'Huh! Mother.'Copy !req
195. This neighborhood's even
worse than I thought.Copy !req
196. I hope my car's okay out there.Copy !req
197. Oh, where did viola get this
furniture? It's hideous.Copy !req
198. Well, I didn't exactly
have a lot of timeCopy !req
199. to get anything better.Copy !req
200. - Huh?
- I mean, uh..Copy !req
201. When I picked out the furnitureCopy !req
202. when she moved in
all those years ago.Copy !req
203. Mm. That's a weird place
to put a bed.Copy !req
204. It's a fine place to put a bed.Copy !req
205. It's too bad
Viola had to work on a Saturday.Copy !req
206. Yep. I know. She really
wanted to meet you guys.Copy !req
207. Why does her dresser say,
"Property of Daffy Duck?"Copy !req
208. Huh? Oh, uh..Copy !req
209. Well, she and DaffyCopy !req
210. had a thing in college.Copy !req
211. - It didn't end well.
- Daffy went to college?Copy !req
212. Just pick up a box.Copy !req
213. Well, we did it.Copy !req
214. Viola's all moved out,
so I'll take it from here.Copy !req
215. Well, we can go with you
to her new place.Copy !req
216. Ooh, that's a great idea.
She's gonna need help moving in.Copy !req
217. No.Copy !req
218. - I mean, you can't.
- Why not?Copy !req
219. Her new place is really,
really far away.Copy !req
220. - Where is it?
- Very, very far.Copy !req
221. She's moving to, uh, Albania.Copy !req
222. Al-Albania?Copy !req
223. Well, then why did we load up
a trailer with all of her stuff?Copy !req
224. You can't drive to Albania.Copy !req
225. Huh? Oh. Right.Copy !req
226. That's why I was going to drive
to, uh, a shipping company.Copy !req
227. You ship stuff to Albania.
Everyone knows that.Copy !req
228. So, you wanna ship everything
in that trailer to Albania.Copy !req
229. No. I just said that outside
in front of those crazy people.Copy !req
230. I actually just need this
all
shipped back to my house.Copy !req
231. Here's the address.Copy !req
232. This is, like,
5 minutes from here.Copy !req
233. It'd be a lot cheaper
just to drive it there.Copy !req
234. - I'm well aware of that.
- Hmm.Copy !req
235. That'll be $1248.Copy !req
236. - Peach?
- No, thanks.Copy !req
237. So, let me get this straight.Copy !req
238. For the next eight years, you're
gonna give me a place to liveCopy !req
239. you're gonna provide me
with all my mealsCopy !req
240. and you're gonna pay me?Copy !req
241. That's an even better
deal than I had!Copy !req
242. Where do I sign up?Copy !req
243. (male #1)
'Right here.'Copy !req
244. Welcome to the Marines.Copy !req
245. This is gonna be fun.
I've always liked marine life.Copy !req
246. I had a goldfish
when I was a kid.Copy !req
247. Gene. Gene, the goldfish.Copy !req
248. No, Gordon.
Gordon, the goldfish.Copy !req
249. 'Or was it Gary?'Copy !req
250. You know, you guys can go.
You don't have to wait.Copy !req
251. But isn't Viola
staying here tonightCopy !req
252. so you can take her
to the airport tomorrow?Copy !req
253. - Did I say that?
- Mm-hmm.Copy !req
254. Then I guess she's staying here.Copy !req
255. Excuse me for just a second.Copy !req
256. Glass of water.Copy !req
257. - 'This is Speedy.'
- Hey. Do me a favor.Copy !req
258. - Call me back in one minute.
- 'What?'Copy !req
259. - Where's your water?
- Huh?Copy !req
260. Oh. We're out.Copy !req
261. It's Viola!Copy !req
262. Oh, hi, Viola!Copy !req
263. - Viola?
- What's that?Copy !req
264. You're stuck at work and won't
be home till after midnight?Copy !req
265. Oh, I see what's going on.Copy !req
266. You're pretending
I'm some fictional personCopy !req
267. saying lines I'm not saying.
I get it.Copy !req
268. Ha ha. Okay. I'll let them know.Copy !req
269. Yes, I'll tell them
how disappointedCopy !req
270. you are that you didn't
get to meet them.Copy !req
271. Tsk, tsk, tsk.
It's gonna snowball.Copy !req
272. 'It's gonna get
out of control, man.'Copy !req
273. It already has. Okay, Viola.
Thanks for calling.Copy !req
274. I mean, I expect
this kind of thingCopy !req
275. from the Duck,
but not you, Bugs.Copy !req
276. That's not your area.
Know your role.Copy !req
277. Okay.Copy !req
278. (Speedy)
'I'm telling you,
this is gonna end badly, man.'Copy !req
279. I love you too.Copy !req
280. Oh, can I at least
say hi to her?Copy !req
281. Uh, I lost her.
She went into a tunnel.Copy !req
282. I thought you said
she was at work.Copy !req
283. Oh, right. She is. Yeah.Copy !req
284. She works in tunnels.
She's a tunneler.Copy !req
285. Okey-dokey. Well, we tried.Copy !req
286. Thanks for everything today.
It was so helpful.Copy !req
287. You know, I think I have
a cousin who's a tunneler.Copy !req
288. Viola and I would have
had so much in common.Copy !req
289. So much to talk about.Copy !req
290. Now, I definitely like to take
risks with my hairstyleCopy !req
291. but I don't wanna be
a victim to trends.Copy !req
292. Obviously, I'm not
afraid to use product.Copy !req
293. 'It's definitely helpful
with texture and body.'Copy !req
294. 'But I don't wanna be
a slave to product.'Copy !req
295. There are times
when I look polishedCopy !req
296. and then, there are times
when I want to wash and go.Copy !req
297. So what I'd love is for this
haircut to be able to do both.Copy !req
298. That's a great haircut.Copy !req
299. And I'm a licensed
cosmetologist.Copy !req
300. So I know
what I'm talking about.Copy !req
301. (male #2)
'Lights out!'Copy !req
302. 'Reveille is at 0500!'Copy !req
303. They even turn
the lights out for you.Copy !req
304. This place is incredible!Copy !req
305. (male #2)
'Get your sleep!'Copy !req
306. 'You're gonna to need it!'Copy !req
307. That guy yells a lot,
but I like him.Copy !req
308. I think he's nice.Copy !req
309. I just really like
the Marines so far.Copy !req
310. Goodnight, Corchran.Copy !req
311. Oh, hey, Corchran,
I set my alarm for 11:30Copy !req
312. but don't be afraid to wake
me
if the guys go whale watchingCopy !req
313. or some other fun
marine thing like that.Copy !req
314. Psst. Corchran.Copy !req
315. On second thought, forget
about getting me up early.Copy !req
316. You could just tell me
about the whale watching.Copy !req
317. 'Mama needs her beauty sleep.
You know what I mean?'Copy !req
318. What the..Copy !req
319. - Hello?
- 'Where are you guys?'Copy !req
320. - Huh?
- We're at the airport.Copy !req
321. Viola's flight boards
in less than an hour.Copy !req
322. - How do you know that?
- 'We called the airport.'Copy !req
323. This is the only flight
to Albania today.Copy !req
324. Of course, it is, I mean,
we're stuck in trafficCopy !req
325. so we'll be there soon.Copy !req
326. Man, I wish I was at
that peach festival.Copy !req
327. Get up, get up, get up!Copy !req
328. Look alive, Jackanapes.Copy !req
329. Get a move on!Copy !req
330. - 'Anderson.'
- Sir, yes, sir!Copy !req
331. - 'Bonitez!'
- Sir, yes, sir!Copy !req
332. - 'Corchran!'
- Sir, yes, sir!Copy !req
333. 'Duck! Duck! Daffy Duck!'Copy !req
334. Uh, I'm sorry.
There must be some mistake.Copy !req
335. I was gonna sleep in
this morning.Copy !req
336. I thought I made
that clear to Corchran.Copy !req
337. Oh, you guys going to breakfast?Copy !req
338. I'd join you, but I'm gonna try
and get a little more shut-eye.Copy !req
339. Don't worry about me. I'll
just grab a granola bar or...Copy !req
340. Listen to me, you little maggot!Copy !req
341. From now on, you will speak
only when spoken to!Copy !req
342. You're about to endure
more pain and sufferingCopy !req
343. than you ever thought possible!Copy !req
344. And it only gets worse from
there! This is not summer camp.Copy !req
345. This is not finishing school.
This is your worst nightmare!Copy !req
346. This is the United States
Marine Corps!Copy !req
347. Ohh! That Marines.Copy !req
348. And I thought it would be bad to
be dressed as my favorite peach.Copy !req
349. Oh! That must be Viola!Copy !req
350. Bugs obviously got
the looks in the family.Copy !req
351. - Viola?
- That's me.Copy !req
352. Ohh! It's like I have a sister!Copy !req
353. - Where's Bugs?
- Oh. Heh.Copy !req
354. - He dropped me off out front.
- Mm.Copy !req
355. Couldn't handle
a long good-bye. That is so him.Copy !req
356. You know, underneath that cool
exterior and all that sarcasmCopy !req
357. he's just a vulnerable little
bunny in need of a good cry.Copy !req
358. Yeah. He wants to cry, alright.Copy !req
359. (woman on PA)
'Now boarding,
flight 787 to Albania.'Copy !req
360. Well, you guys should
probably get going.Copy !req
361. Oh, wait.Copy !req
362. I made you these traditionalCopy !req
363. Albanian dumplings
for the flight.Copy !req
364. And I got you
this Albanian flag.Copy !req
365. Well, it's a Mexican flag.Copy !req
366. They didn't have
an Albanian flag.Copy !req
367. It's probably
in the ballpark, though.Copy !req
368. I can't believe we all just met
and now you're going to Albania.Copy !req
369. I can't believe
I'm going to Albania, either.Copy !req
370. (woman on PA)
'This is the final boarding call
for flight 787.'Copy !req
371. Look at me, going to Albania.Copy !req
372. Make sure you look out
the window when you take
off!Copy !req
373. We'll be waving!Copy !req
374. Of course, you will.Copy !req
375. Problem?Copy !req
376. I'm not a spy! There's a simple
explanation for this!Copy !req
377. I was dressed as a woman
because I was pretendingCopy !req
378. to be my fake sister,
so that I didn't have to goCopy !req
379. to the peach festival
with Porky!Copy !req
380. Oh, boy.Copy !req
381. How you doin'?Copy !req
382. Who are you?Copy !req
383. We're the United States Marines.Copy !req
384. You're coming home.Copy !req
385. - Bugs?
- Daffy?Copy !req
386. What are you doing
in an Albanian prison?Copy !req
387. What are you doing
in the Marines?Copy !req
388. I needed somewhere to go after
you kicked me out of the house!Copy !req
389. I didn't kick you
out of the house.Copy !req
390. Then why did you tell Porky
you were helping Lola move?Copy !req
391. I just told him
so I wouldn't have to goCopy !req
392. to the peach festival.Copy !req
393. You lied?Copy !req
394. - Who told you to lie?
- You did!Copy !req
395. You're not a liar!
That's my area!Copy !req
396. boomCopy !req
397. Know your role!Copy !req
398. You mean it was all a lie?
Why didn't you tell me?Copy !req
399. - I did tell you!
- Oh. Right.Copy !req
400. You totally told me.Copy !req
401. Bugs, I can't imagine
what you've been through.Copy !req
402. Being in prison for a year?
How did it happen?Copy !req
403. Well, it's kind of a long story.Copy !req
404. Perfect. You can
tell us in the car.Copy !req
405. The car? Where are we going?Copy !req
406. This weekend's
the peach festival!Copy !req
407. You're kidding.Copy !req
408. I can't believe
you got out when you did.Copy !req
409. A few more days, and you
would
have missed the peach
festivalCopy !req
410. two years in a row!
You're so lucky.Copy !req
411. So lucky.Copy !req
412. Well, at least, I'll never
run out of pickled peaches.Copy !req
413. What are you doing here?Copy !req
414. I'm not cut out
for the Marines. Too hard.Copy !req
415. - And they just let you out?
- No.Copy !req
416. - Then how'd you get out?
- Flat feet.Copy !req
417. Ooh, pickled peaches!Copy !req
418. That's all, maggots!Copy !req