1. Hey Jim. Stanley's back from
the hospital today.Copy !req
2. - Can you sign his card?
- Oh, great.Copy !req
3. "Glad they didn't mix up
your tonsillectomyCopy !req
4. with a moustachectomy."Copy !req
5. Oh, that's not good.Copy !req
6. Oh, because your jokes
are all hilarious.Copy !req
7. It's nice.
It's funny.Copy !req
8. It mentions his tonsillectomyCopy !req
9. and makes a funny little joke
about his moustache.Copy !req
10. Stanley doesn't have
a moustache.Copy !req
11. Yeah, he does.Copy !req
12. Pam, hit the brakes.Copy !req
13. Stanley does not have
a moustache.Copy !req
14. I misspoke
I'm— not sure...Copy !req
15. I think he has one,
now that—Copy !req
16. I think he has a moustache.Copy !req
17. Okay. Phyllis sits
across from him every day.Copy !req
18. Phyllis, does he have
a moustache or not?Copy !req
19. Ooh, I don't know.
Now I think he doesn't.Copy !req
20. Phyllis, what are you talking—Copy !req
21. The whole card depends on this!Copy !req
22. Okay. The man's worked here
for 25 years.Copy !req
23. How can none of us
picture his face?Copy !req
24. 'Cause we come here
to do our jobs.Copy !req
25. We don't stick our noses
in other people's business.Copy !req
26. Okay. Which one of these
looks more right?Copy !req
27. Neither of those
looks like any personCopy !req
28. that has ever existed
or been dreamt ofCopy !req
29. in the history
of human insanity.Copy !req
30. That said, the one on the left.Copy !req
31. Guys, that's the elevator.Copy !req
32. - What if it's him?
- Okay, quick.Copy !req
33. Who says moustache?Copy !req
34. Yep.Copy !req
35. Who says no moustache?Copy !req
36. Ah! Ha ha ha!Copy !req
37. - Oh, man!
- Hey!Copy !req
38. - He does have one.
- Yes!Copy !req
39. Welcome back, Stanley.Copy !req
40. "Good morning, Robert,"
says no one,Copy !req
41. Oh!Copy !req
42. Is this a video conference
you're having with...Copy !req
43. "Drake, featuring Swizz Beatz"?Copy !req
44. Um, no, I was just, um,
just having a cup of coffee,Copy !req
45. kind of warming up for the day.Copy !req
46. People, you should
come to work already warm.Copy !req
47. 9:00 to 10:00 AMCopy !req
48. is the most productive
potential that a human being—Copy !req
49. Sorry, sorry, everyone,
I'm late!Copy !req
50. But you are all here,Copy !req
51. so no harm done at all
by my lateness.Copy !req
52. Nellie, really, 9:50?Copy !req
53. Oh, here's what happened.Copy !req
54. 7:46,
my alarm clock goes off.Copy !req
55. I hear it.
Whack the snooze.Copy !req
56. - Ah.
- Nine minutes.Copy !req
57. Bzzz!
Off it goes again.Copy !req
58. Whack!Copy !req
59. Seven more times I did that.Copy !req
60. Bzzz— Whack.
Bzzz— Whack!Copy !req
61. By the time I got up,
it was ten minutes to go.Copy !req
62. No willpower.
That is my curse!Copy !req
63. I've never believed willpowerCopy !req
64. was very important in a woman.Copy !req
65. Ah ha!Copy !req
66. I don't think
you would have shown up to workCopy !req
67. nearly an hour late
for no reason.Copy !req
68. Oh, I assure you,
I would have done.Copy !req
69. I did,
and I will keep doing it.Copy !req
70. No, no, no, no.
There's something going on.Copy !req
71. Some stress in your life.Copy !req
72. Well, yes, uh...Copy !req
73. There is the whole
moving to Scranton nonsense.Copy !req
74. 30 boxes arrived yesterday
from england,Copy !req
75. and two trunks from Florida.Copy !req
76. Then I have to move
into my apartmentCopy !req
77. in this dreadful,
God knows where it isCopy !req
78. backwater suburb of a suburb,Copy !req
79. and I mean, no offense,Copy !req
80. but are there a lot of
Irish people living around here?Copy !req
81. - Yes.
- Yes.Copy !req
82. Ugh! I hate that!Copy !req
83. No offense.Copy !req
84. - None taken.
- Actually, Nellie,Copy !req
85. this monologue you're delivering
is very offensive.Copy !req
86. Oh! Ay, caramba!Copy !req
87. The natives
are getting restless!Copy !req
88. - Who's a native?
- Uh, excuse me.Copy !req
89. The tone here
is getting quite hostile.Copy !req
90. I would appreciate it
if you would keep that stuffCopy !req
91. on the basketball court.Copy !req
92. - Oh...
- Okay. Okay.Copy !req
93. If you'd let me finish—Copy !req
94. or the squash court,Copy !req
95. or the supreme court.Copy !req
96. - Hmm?
- Nellie.Copy !req
97. Yes, Robert!Copy !req
98. You're clearly
under a lot of... StressCopy !req
99. with the moving
and the work situationCopy !req
100. - you've found yourself in.
- Yes.Copy !req
101. Let's help her out, shall we?Copy !req
102. Go above and beyond todayCopy !req
103. to show her some of that warm
Scranton hospitality.Copy !req
104. Jim, Dwight.Copy !req
105. Take the day.
Help NellieCopy !req
106. move those boxes
into her new place.Copy !req
107. Why Jim?Copy !req
108. The rest of you,
let's throw a partyCopy !req
109. at the end of the dayCopy !req
110. to welcome the newest member
of our little community.Copy !req
111. I'm sorry.Copy !req
112. We're throwing a party
for someoneCopy !req
113. because they're being horrible?Copy !req
114. I'm sorry.
We're taking work timeCopy !req
115. to move someone's
personal belongingsCopy !req
116. into their new apartment.Copy !req
117. I'm still not sure why
this woman is even here.Copy !req
118. Why is she here?Copy !req
119. On the road
with my new girlfriend.Copy !req
120. But first, a small pit stopCopy !req
121. to break up with
my current girlfriendCopy !req
122. who is at her parents' cabin
in Southern Pennsylvania.Copy !req
123. Oh. That must be nice.Copy !req
124. Mm-hmm.
It's a beautiful place.Copy !req
125. Great place
to let her down easy.Copy !req
126. Oh, no, no, I mean that
must be nice to have parents.Copy !req
127. Oh.
Hmm.Copy !req
128. - No.
- Mm. Sorry.Copy !req
129. Right. No kisses
till the breakup is official.Copy !req
130. - Yes.
- I believe in that.Copy !req
131. - Yes. So do I.
- I think that's important.Copy !req
132. That is important.
Bummer... But important.Copy !req
133. - Important.
- Mm-hmm.Copy !req
134. I can't believe he's making us
throw a party for her.Copy !req
135. - I know, right?
- She's always late.Copy !req
136. She's always rude.Copy !req
137. It kinda makes me want
to throw a really bad party.Copy !req
138. - Yeah.
- On purpose.Copy !req
139. Phyllis!Copy !req
140. We should do itCopy !req
141. right here in the break room.Copy !req
142. Order carrot cake.Copy !req
143. And Jessica, just so you know,Copy !req
144. this is way more
about my love for ErinCopy !req
145. than anything wrong with you.Copy !req
146. Well, Andy, I'm upset, but...Copy !req
147. You did this
in the best way possible,Copy !req
148. and I knew you as a lover...Copy !req
149. And I'll remember you
as a gentleman.Copy !req
150. Okay. That was one minute
and ten seconds.Copy !req
151. Consider it nailed.Copy !req
152. I think we should try it again.Copy !req
153. This time,
worst-case scenario.Copy !req
154. Okay, here we go.
Jessica,Copy !req
155. I'm really sorry.
I just need you to know—Copy !req
156. - What?Copy !req
157. I just need you to know—Copy !req
158. What is it?
I didn't sleep well last night.Copy !req
159. Ugh!Copy !req
160. - Ow.
- Nellie, that reminds me.Copy !req
161. Do you want this chair
in the bedroom?Copy !req
162. 'Cause to be honest,
I don't thinkCopy !req
163. it's gonna
fit through the door.Copy !req
164. Don't listen to Jim.Copy !req
165. Have you ever seen him
play Tetris?Copy !req
166. "Oh, I think I'll just use
this line horizontally.Copy !req
167. Oh, I had no idea what a gift
this line is."Copy !req
168. - The one time—
- I will get the chair in.Copy !req
169. Watch the great Schrutini
work his magic.Copy !req
170. Oh, no.
Really? Magic?Copy !req
171. No, no, no.
Let's not go there.Copy !req
172. No, nothing is more repellant
than magicians.Copy !req
173. Bunch of grown men
waving wands,Copy !req
174. pulling bunnies
out of body crevices.Copy !req
175. Magicians are repulsive.
Next topic.Copy !req
176. Excuse me, one second.Copy !req
177. - Hi.
- Hey, what's up?Copy !req
178. Ah, nothing, just hauling
some cube with Dwight.Copy !req
179. Haulin' cube!Copy !req
180. That's moving boxes.Copy !req
181. We just came up with the term
to make it sound cooler.Copy !req
182. So we're planning
this party for Nellie,Copy !req
183. and we're gonna make it
really bad.Copy !req
184. Sounds like every other party.Copy !req
185. No. We're gonna make it
like a prank.Copy !req
186. Like order bad food, give her
this passive-aggressive card.Copy !req
187. Oh! Hire a magician.Copy !req
188. - What?
- Trust me.Copy !req
189. Okay.Copy !req
190. Oh.Copy !req
191. Wow. There's a lot
of cars here.Copy !req
192. This is just weird.Copy !req
193. Andy!Copy !req
194. Hey, what are you doing here?Copy !req
195. Hey, Lauren.
Look at you.Copy !req
196. Well, I know.
Look at me.Copy !req
197. I was just on my way back
from this business trip,Copy !req
198. thought I'd stop
and say hi to Jessica.Copy !req
199. Aww!Copy !req
200. Why is Erin with me?
That's a great question.Copy !req
201. She is my coworker,Copy !req
202. and she needed a ride
because she totaled her car.Copy !req
203. Oh.
God.Copy !req
204. So I'm Erin.
Hi.Copy !req
205. - Yep. This is Erin.
- Nice to meet you.Copy !req
206. Well, Jess went out for a run,Copy !req
207. but she'll be back soon.Copy !req
208. - Mm-hmm.
- Hey, ladies.Copy !req
209. Andy's here.Copy !req
210. Okay, Andy,
that is a bachelorette party,Copy !req
211. this is Jessica's friends,Copy !req
212. an they've been drinking
during the daytime.Copy !req
213. Should we go?Copy !req
214. You know, we had such a quick
window to make this work,Copy !req
215. I think we should
probably just—Copy !req
216. Oh, Jess!Copy !req
217. Look who stopped by
after his business trip.Copy !req
218. Andy!
Hey!Copy !req
219. I wonder if king-sized
sheetsCopy !req
220. are called presidential-sized
in england.Copy !req
221. I really should have
a tweeter account.Copy !req
222. Yes, you should.Copy !req
223. Ooh!Copy !req
224. "Nellie, don't open, stupid.
Love, Nellie."Copy !req
225. - I have to see these shoes.
- I doubt that they're sh—Copy !req
226. Whoa.Copy !req
227. Who's this guy?Copy !req
228. Here's the two of them
taking a hike.Copy !req
229. I'm guessing
he's some kind of friend.Copy !req
230. Boyfriend.Copy !req
231. Here's the two of them
kissing at a beachCopy !req
232. and kissing
at the Eiffel Tower.Copy !req
233. I'm guessing he's some kind
of close romantic friend.Copy !req
234. Like a boyfriend?Copy !req
235. - You read my mind.
- Yeah.Copy !req
236. Whoa. Here's one with
his face whited out.Copy !req
237. Hmm. Maybe someone
threw a pie in his face.Copy !req
238. New theory— He's a hated
Italian politician.Copy !req
239. Better theory—
This is her ex-boyfriend,Copy !req
240. and they went through
some kind of painful breakup.Copy !req
241. - Oh, Nellie.
- Oh.Copy !req
242. I'm so sorry.
We were just...Copy !req
243. I see you've discovered
Benjamin.Copy !req
244. That's what I call my box
full of photos of Henry.Copy !req
245. - Why not call...
- Shh!Copy !req
246. God. We owned a flat together.Copy !req
247. Then one morning,
just like that, he was gone.Copy !req
248. He ran off with the waitress
at our favorite restaurant.Copy !req
249. That's awful.Copy !req
250. What kind of restaurant?Copy !req
251. Dwight.Copy !req
252. I couldn't afford
the flat myself.Copy !req
253. So I sold it at a loss.Copy !req
254. Ah, but what's ten years
of bliss down the drainCopy !req
255. compared with the thrill
of starting overCopy !req
256. with nothing and no one?Copy !req
257. I'm so sorry.Copy !req
258. These must be
very painful memories.Copy !req
259. If it would help you to forget,Copy !req
260. I could hit you in the brain
stem with this candle stick.Copy !req
261. Thank you.Copy !req
262. No.Copy !req
263. Jim, Dwight, please...Copy !req
264. Don't tell anyone about this.Copy !req
265. No, no.
Of course.Copy !req
266. Just one quick question.Copy !req
267. Was this, um, Halloween or...Copy !req
268. No.Copy !req
269. That's the most embarrassing
thing of all of this.Copy !req
270. What kind of fool
gets her heart brokenCopy !req
271. by a bloody stage magician?Copy !req
272. Hey, you know what, Pam?Copy !req
273. I was thinking maybe
we should change course here.Copy !req
274. Let's give up
on all this mean stuff.Copy !req
275. What? No!
No, I just hadCopy !req
276. this brilliant idea—
Everyone loved it.Copy !req
277. You don't have a copyright
on pranks.Copy !req
278. I might be better
at this than you.Copy !req
279. - No, that's not what I—
- Jim, could you give us a hand?Copy !req
280. Absolutely.
Yeah.Copy !req
281. Call it off, Pam.
Call it off, okay?Copy !req
282. It's way more complicated
than you think.Copy !req
283. Cancel the magician.
Trust me.Copy !req
284. Oh. O-okay.Copy !req
285. Okay, I will.Copy !req
286. - Pam, we have a great idea.
- Listen to this.Copy !req
287. We're gonna have the
fluorescent lights flickering.Copy !req
288. It's gonna make everyone sick.Copy !req
289. - Or what if...
- Okay.Copy !req
290. We discuss...Copy !req
291. The idea of doing the partyCopy !req
292. totally normal?Copy !req
293. Like... Not mean.Copy !req
294. Just a regular party.Copy !req
295. Not mean.Copy !req
296. I knew she'd crack!Copy !req
297. I wanted to leave you out,
you know.Copy !req
298. We're in far too deep.Copy !req
299. We can't change course
at this point.Copy !req
300. What are you talking about?
Of course we can.Copy !req
301. What I mean to say is
we don't want to.Copy !req
302. Toots, we're not stopping
this train,Copy !req
303. so get off the tracks.Copy !req
304. Suck it!Copy !req
305. - Andy—
- It'll be fine.Copy !req
306. Just act natural.Copy !req
307. Do you want a gummy penis?Copy !req
308. No, I'll just have
some gummy bears.Copy !req
309. - These are delicious.
- But... they're penises.Copy !req
310. And we come to Matthew,Copy !req
311. the guy who was with
his old girlfriendCopy !req
312. basically the whole time
we were together.Copy !req
313. - Oh!
- Eew!Copy !req
314. Eew! Aw!
That seems gross...Copy !req
315. At first blush, right?Copy !req
316. But relationships are always
more complicated than you think.Copy !req
317. I mean, we don't know Matthew's
history with this other woman.Copy !req
318. Maybe she saved his life.
I don't know.Copy !req
319. I just— I don't think
we should rush to judgmentCopy !req
320. about Matthew.
Maybe we don't pop that one.Copy !req
321. - No, pop Matthew.
- Pop it!Copy !req
322. Pop it!Copy !req
323. - Hey.
- Hey.Copy !req
324. Sorry.
It's kind of a madhouse.Copy !req
325. - Aah!
- Oh!Copy !req
326. Ha ha ha! Megan!Copy !req
327. You are one of the good ones,
nard dog.Copy !req
328. - Aw...
- No, really.Copy !req
329. Where's my Andy?Copy !req
330. - I dunno.
- Oh, he's out there.Copy !req
331. Are you gonna sing for us?Copy !req
332. Well, you guys are doing
a pretty good jobCopy !req
333. with the scary yelling, so...Copy !req
334. That's not like you.
That's not like you.Copy !req
335. Come on, sing!
Sing!Copy !req
336. Okay, they're almost here.Copy !req
337. What?
Come on!Copy !req
338. If you guys are gonna be mean,
can you at least be subtle?Copy !req
339. Oh, in the warehouse
we use code namesCopy !req
340. for people
we want to talk about.Copy !req
341. Andy was Jelly Roll.
Mike was Dennis The Menace.Copy !req
342. Ryan was douche bag.Copy !req
343. Hey, that's not a code name.
That's just an insult.Copy !req
344. Plus, everyone would know
who you meant.Copy !req
345. - Yeah.
- No. That's a great idea.Copy !req
346. Yes, let's have a code name.
How 'bout mondays?Copy !req
347. I hate mondays?
Mondays are the worst?Copy !req
348. Nobody's named Monday.Copy !req
349. Hey, how 'bout we go with Pam?Copy !req
350. Simple, easy to remember.Copy !req
351. 'Cause there's someone
already here named Pam.Copy !req
352. Hey!Copy !req
353. Welcome to your party.Copy !req
354. Everybody get comfy now.Copy !req
355. This first song's
over a half hour long.Copy !req
356. Best gig ever.Copy !req
357. They asked me
to play only originals.Copy !req
358. I said, "Have you heard
my originals?Copy !req
359. They're terrible."
They said, "Even better."Copy !req
360. I said, "I get it.Copy !req
361. It's an ironic party
for Nellie."Copy !req
362. Maybe we should just go.Copy !req
363. No. I gotta do this.Copy !req
364. Hey, Jessica,
can I talk to you?Copy !req
365. Uh, yeah, sure.
What's up?Copy !req
366. Maybe we could talk in private.Copy !req
367. Uh... yeah.
What is it?Copy !req
368. Well, first let me just sayCopy !req
369. that I hope when I'm done
with the sort of ugly bitsCopy !req
370. that we can stay friends.Copy !req
371. You're breaking up with me?Copy !req
372. Uh... No.Copy !req
373. No.Copy !req
374. You always do this.
You twist my words around.Copy !req
375. Part of me thinks we should
just end this right now.Copy !req
376. Oh, my God.Copy !req
377. Are you leaving me for Erin?Copy !req
378. You said she wasn't
relationship material,Copy !req
379. and she wasn't as good as me,
but it's her, isn't it?Copy !req
380. Whoa!Copy !req
381. That— No.Copy !req
382. Okay.Copy !req
383. You want honesty?Copy !req
384. Super-honesty time.Copy !req
385. I'm gay.Copy !req
386. What?Copy !req
387. I am gay, and I prefer men.Copy !req
388. - I knew it!
- You did not, Kenny!Copy !req
389. You invited me to go
shopping with you.Copy !req
390. I like hanging out with you.Copy !req
391. You're a cool guy.Copy !req
392. Which proves my point.
That I'm gay.Copy !req
393. Andy, you're not gay.Copy !req
394. I mean, we were... together.Copy !req
395. And you seemed
pretty excitable.Copy !req
396. Well, I was faking it.Copy !req
397. I had to fake it every time.Copy !req
398. I had to imagine
that I was in a steam roomCopy !req
399. with John Stamos.Copy !req
400. I can't say
it doesn't make sense...Copy !req
401. - Well...
- Look, it's—Copy !req
402. I mean, I was good
at hiding it, but—Copy !req
403. It's fine, Andy.Copy !req
404. I didn't think we were
gonna get married or anything.Copy !req
405. I just...Copy !req
406. I'm just upset for now.Copy !req
407. Understandable.Copy !req
408. And I'm really sorry.Copy !req
409. I really am.Copy !req
410. So... we should probably...Copy !req
411. go.Copy !req
412. This humble but sincere effortCopy !req
413. is all for our
valued new colleague.Copy !req
414. Excellent.Copy !req
415. To Nellie Bertram.Copy !req
416. You are a most welcome
and friendly presenceCopy !req
417. at our company.Copy !req
418. - Cheers.
- Why, thank you.Copy !req
419. Pam, on the other hand,Copy !req
420. is a most unwelcome,
entitled, unfriendly presenceCopy !req
421. in our company.Copy !req
422. Cheers.Copy !req
423. Nellie is terrific,Copy !req
424. but to be honest,Copy !req
425. every day I imagine
how happy I'd beCopy !req
426. if Pam died.Copy !req
427. Oh. Well.Copy !req
428. I feel that as someone
who knows PamCopy !req
429. only a little bit...Copy !req
430. Enough.
A good amount.Copy !req
431. Not the most, though.Copy !req
432. I would say
that she is misunderstoodCopy !req
433. and that maybe there's
some stuff in her pastCopy !req
434. that you guys don't know aboutCopy !req
435. that's a little messed up,Copy !req
436. and probably makes her
such a torture to work with.Copy !req
437. We hate Pam.
We hate Pam.Copy !req
438. We hate Pam!
We hate Pam!Copy !req
439. - We hate pa—
- So we've established...Copy !req
440. - No. No.
- That you guys hate Pam.Copy !req
441. Do you ever wish she would
just... Disappear?Copy !req
442. Oh!Copy !req
443. That was a really rough scene.Copy !req
444. - Right? Rough scene.
- Yeah.Copy !req
445. Oh... At least
we can kiss now.Copy !req
446. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
447. You know, that stuff
that I said about you to her...Copy !req
448. I did— That's just—
I had to say it.Copy !req
449. You know, I was dating her
at the time.Copy !req
450. Yeah.Copy !req
451. Yes, of course.Copy !req
452. - Ah... I feel really tired.
- Yeah.Copy !req
453. Probably from seeing
that turkey.Copy !req
454. - Oh, yeah.
- When we drove by the farm.Copy !req
455. Ohh.
Always does it.Copy !req
456. Are you Nellie?
Oh, I think you're my volunteer.Copy !req
457. Come on over here, huh?Copy !req
458. Oh, I'll do it.
I will volunteer.Copy !req
459. - No, Nell— She—
- I'll do it.Copy !req
460. Oh! Big guy, huh?
How's the air up there?Copy !req
461. Watch out for... birds.Copy !req
462. All right, let's, uh—
Let's do some card magic.Copy !req
463. Now, what I want you
to do is...Copy !req
464. I want you to pick a card
just by looking at it.Copy !req
465. Do not say what it is.Copy !req
466. It's the 4 of hearts.Copy !req
467. Oh, no, you—Copy !req
468. Looks like we got a guy
from another country here, huh?Copy !req
469. No hablo el cardo, señor?Copy !req
470. Hmm? Ha.Copy !req
471. All right, the card is picked.Copy !req
472. Now, sir, will you please
shuffle the deck?Copy !req
473. You didn't just do that
on... Purpose, did ya?Copy !req
474. Why is Jim treating
the magician poorly?Copy !req
475. Little known fact
about me—Copy !req
476. Before I was a magician,
I used to work...Copy !req
477. - at a rope factory.
- Not true.Copy !req
478. 'Cause that's not a real place.Copy !req
479. But I never could seem
to figure out those knots.Copy !req
480. That's not a real knot.Copy !req
481. When you pull on it,
it disappears.Copy !req
482. What the hell?Copy !req
483. All right, where's Phyllis?Copy !req
484. Who's Phyllis?Copy !req
485. Look!Copy !req
486. This is really uncool, okay?Copy !req
487. I put on
a clean show here—Copy !req
488. - Okay, scram, wizard.
- What?Copy !req
489. - You heard me!
- Ho oh!Copy !req
490. Well, Nellie, I'm sorry.Copy !req
491. If I'd known Jim and PamCopy !req
492. would use this party
as an excuseCopy !req
493. to abuse a magician—Copy !req
494. Well, I thought
it was quite fun.Copy !req
495. In fact, I think
they're brilliant employeesCopy !req
496. in their own way.Copy !req
497. Don't you see what I see?Copy !req
498. Interesting.
Yes.Copy !req
499. No, yes, I see that.Copy !req
500. Great work, team.Copy !req
501. Great party.Copy !req
502. You think this is
a great party?Copy !req
503. This cake has vegetables in it.Copy !req
504. Like a salad bar, Robert.Copy !req
505. How do I get this taste
out of my mouth?Copy !req
506. What?
Why are we—Copy !req
507. - I just gotta do one thing.Copy !req
508. Oh. Hello.Copy !req
509. Hey, everybody,
look who's here.Copy !req
510. What are you doing here?Copy !req
511. Hi.
Super-duper honesty time.Copy !req
512. I'm not gay.Copy !req
513. In fact, I'm so not gay
that I'm in love with a girl.Copy !req
514. Her name is Erin Hannon,
and she's right there.Copy !req
515. She's sweet, funny,
and beautiful,Copy !req
516. and total relationship
material.Copy !req
517. Why the hell
did you come back here?Copy !req
518. - Go away.
- Get lost.Copy !req
519. - Get out!
- Okay.Copy !req
520. - You're done!
- Bye, guys.Copy !req
521. Get out.
You ruined my party!Copy !req
522. Who does that?
Are you kidding me?Copy !req
523. Yeah, run away, Andy.Copy !req
524. - Run away!
- You're disgusting!Copy !req
525. I can't believe you're not gay!Copy !req
526. - Yeah, get outta here.
- Don't come back.Copy !req
527. Uh-oh.Copy !req
528. - You don't even know how to drive!
- Bye, Andy!Copy !req
529. - Loser!
- Nice car!Copy !req
530. Have fun!Copy !req
531. - Hey, Hank.
- Yes, ma'am.Copy !req
532. I thought I was very specific about
not letting up a magician?Copy !req
533. Yes, ma'am.
I got my eyes open.Copy !req
534. Oh, turns out that he
actually made it up there.Copy !req
535. What? That ain't right.Copy !req
536. Yeah, he came and went.Copy !req
537. Wait a minute!Copy !req
538. You said he was a magician, right?Copy !req
539. You don't think he could have used...
It couldn't have been...Copy !req
540. Just let's go...Copy !req
541. Night, night.Copy !req