1. Hey, Doc.Copy !req
2. Found something you
might be interested in.Copy !req
3. All right, what's so important that...Copy !req
4. - That's my shirt.
- Is it? Found it in that box.Copy !req
5. - Take it off. You're stretching it out!
- What do you care?Copy !req
6. It's been in a box for 20 years.Copy !req
7. Are you throwing this stuff out?Copy !req
8. 'Cause who can't use
another sweater vest?Copy !req
9. - Cool guys?
- It's way too tight. You look ridiculous.Copy !req
10. - Yeah, you look great.
- Insults.Copy !req
11. That's why you called me away
from my spring cleaning?Copy !req
12. No. Check this out.Copy !req
13. Well, it's old, but we could
probably get a few bucks for it.Copy !req
14. - Good find.
- Not the camera, what I found inside it.Copy !req
15. Hello, Rusty...Copy !req
16. - It's grandpa! He's alive!
- And trapped in the phantom zone.Copy !req
17. I was just kidding.
Jezz, I'm not a 'tard.Copy !req
18. - You were always such a little video buff...
- Once!Copy !req
19. I told him once I wanted to make videos.
Next thing you know...Copy !req
20. every holiday
it's cameras, "How-to" books...Copy !req
21. See, pop, I've been meaning to tell you,
I'm not really that into neckerchiefs.Copy !req
22. - You wear them well.
- Wait. What did he say? Go back.Copy !req
23. What I have to tell you is a matter
of the gravest importance, Rusty.Copy !req
24. It has to do with those mysterious,
deep space radio signals.Copy !req
25. You know, the ones I received back
when you were just a boy.Copy !req
26. But what does it mean?Copy !req
27. You can't walk on the red ones
'cause they're lava.Copy !req
28. Rusty, please!Copy !req
29. Well, after ten long years,
I finally translated the broadcasts.Copy !req
30. I found something extraordinary!Copy !req
31. A message from far across time and space,
addressed to me personally.Copy !req
32. It has to do with my latest invention,
the greatest of my career or anyone's...Copy !req
33. which I completed only a week ago!Copy !req
34. Turn it up. I smell money.Copy !req
35. They warned me that mankind
was still too immature to be trusted with it.Copy !req
36. They told me to dismantle it
before it got into the wrong hands.Copy !req
37. But they also told me
that the fate of the planet...Copy !req
38. hinged upon my machine
being activated once.Copy !req
39. That's why I've scattered
the main components...Copy !req
40. in secret locations across the globe,
so no one...Copy !req
41. Someone's coming!
They know!Copy !req
42. False alarm.
OK. Get a pen.Copy !req
43. Once assembled, the device
must be activated at precisely midnight...Copy !req
44. in New York City,
on May 4 of your 44th year.Copy !req
45. - Doc, that's, like, tomorrow.
- Should I fail to live to see that day...Copy !req
46. it will be up to you, Rusty.
Good luck, Godspeed...Copy !req
47. and go, Team Venture!Copy !req
48. First base is on Spider Skull Island.
Damn it, my brother!Copy !req
49. - Big man.
- Yes, Dean, you're a big man now.Copy !req
50. Brock and I...
Ladysmith Black Mambazo!Copy !req
51. Step back! I have traveled
from an incredibly distant star...Copy !req
52. to observe the ways of your planet.Copy !req
53. - I can feel it in my chewies.
- You have the honor...Copy !req
54. of representing your entire race
as my sample subjects.Copy !req
55. There's a 12-foot man in our
pool pointing a beam at my head.Copy !req
56. - Do something?
- Whispering is futile!Copy !req
57. The Grand Galactic Inquisitor
hears all, sees all!Copy !req
58. Look, we don't have time for this, OK?
We're on a very tight...Copy !req
59. Do not speak to me!Copy !req
60. Do not alter your normal
human behavior in any way!Copy !req
61. You know not the elaborate criteria
by which you are to be judged.Copy !req
62. Ignore my presence
and go about your earthly business!Copy !req
63. Here are some hand turkeys
from Thanksgiving, 1968...Copy !req
64. and a bunch
of your old homeworks.Copy !req
65. Neat! You wrote a fan letter
to the Herculoids when you were ten?!Copy !req
66. Hey, horses!
It's not a fan letter.Copy !req
67. He calls them hippies
for not fighting in Vietnam.Copy !req
68. Ignore me!Copy !req
69. Swing around back and have
the X-2 running. I'll only be a minute.Copy !req
70. They'll never even know we were here.Copy !req
71. ¿Qué es eso?Copy !req
72. Ahoy!
Who goes there?Copy !req
73. Jeez, it's you people.Copy !req
74. - It's that ghost pirate again!
- Who isn't a ghost.Copy !req
75. - Or a pirate even really.
- What are you doing here?Copy !req
76. Yeah, well, you never
seem to use the boat...Copy !req
77. so I kinda started sleeping here,
only a couple of nights a week at first.Copy !req
78. You try finding a job with nothing
on your resume but fake ghost pirate.Copy !req
79. - Get to the point.
- Yeah, yeah, jeez.Copy !req
80. Anyhoo, I wakes up one day and there's
this little fella standing there...Copy !req
81. and he tells me it's his boat now, 'cause
your pa 'et him up when he was wee.Copy !req
82. He hired me on as his ship's captain...Copy !req
83. so really it's kinda more
my boat than yours at this point.Copy !req
84. Met her last week in Ibiza.
At Fiesta Scientifico.Copy !req
85. - It's not serious.
- That was last week?Copy !req
86. Damn Post Office
must've lost my invitation.Copy !req
87. I'm sure.
Here we are.Copy !req
88. So, let's have a look
at this famous tape of yours.Copy !req
89. It will be up to you, Rusty.Copy !req
90. Good luck, Godspeed,
and go, Team Venture!Copy !req
91. That part always chokes me up.Copy !req
92. Well I did have a pitch at the Pentagon
tomorrow, but I guess I can move it.Copy !req
93. This seems pretty important.Copy !req
94. Who invited you?! Just lend us
the damn boat for a few hours!Copy !req
95. You can't do this alone, Rust.Copy !req
96. Three more pieces
scattered around the globe?Copy !req
97. - In 16 hours?
- What are you thinking? Two teams?Copy !req
98. - Brock!
- Three. You take the X-1.Copy !req
99. The Captain and I'll take the X-2.Copy !req
100. The boys can pick up
the fourth piece in the X-X-1.Copy !req
101. - We'll rendezvous in New York.
- Hello! Who's running this show?!Copy !req
102. Everyone ready?Copy !req
103. Go, Team Venture!Copy !req
104. So much cooler than ours.Copy !req
105. We got to get uncle JJ
to make one of these for pop.Copy !req
106. Space Invaders!
He's got Space Invaders in the lounge!Copy !req
107. And he's got a lounge!Copy !req
108. Jesus Jones!Copy !req
109. Now there was a band...Copy !req
110. Yippers, back
in the summer of '91.Copy !req
111. We all thought they was
going to be the future of rock and roll.Copy !req
112. - They sound great.
- Were great.Copy !req
113. - They're not around anymore?
- No, sir, not so's anyone'd notice it.Copy !req
114. I'll throw up.Copy !req
115. Quest Bell One.
This is Jonas Venture Jr.Copy !req
116. Request permission to board.Copy !req
117. Come on, Rusty.
Keep it up.Copy !req
118. I can help, pop.Copy !req
119. No, Jonas! No!
I was doing fine! Let go!Copy !req
120. - I don't want your help!
- Wake up, Doc.Copy !req
121. Wake up! We're almost there.Copy !req
122. I thought I was done
with those crappy dreams.Copy !req
123. That was a weird one.Copy !req
124. - Great. You can read my mind.
- Ignore me!Copy !req
125. Yes, I can.Copy !req
126. Hello! Colonel Gentleman?Copy !req
127. - Where are you?
- Are you home?Copy !req
128. - Maybe he's not here.
- Pop said he'd radio him we were coming.Copy !req
129. Pop forgets my name half the time.
Come on. Let's look around.Copy !req
130. Maybe he left, like,
a note or something.Copy !req
131. Found him!Copy !req
132. Colonel Gentleman?
Hi. It's Hank and Dean Venture.Copy !req
133. We're here for...Copy !req
134. - Are you cops?
- Cops? Us?Copy !req
135. Are... you... cops?Copy !req
136. Let me handle this, Chairman.
No, sir. We ain't five-0.Copy !req
137. - You holding?
- No, we ain't captain.Copy !req
138. Holding?Copy !req
139. We're just looking
for an old gizmo about yay big.Copy !req
140. Few years back this fella's old man
left it with your old man.Copy !req
141. - My old man?
- Yes. Your father was...Copy !req
142. Don't you talk about my father!Copy !req
143. Don't touch him!Copy !req
144. You can't get cooties from a dead body,
Dean. That's a total myth.Copy !req
145. Not cooties, Hank.
Clueties.Copy !req
146. We need to preserve the crime scene
because I smell a mystery.Copy !req
147. Well, I smell dead guy. We don't have time
for mystery, Sherlock Homo.Copy !req
148. If we don't find that piece
of grandpa's thing, then... then...Copy !req
149. Wait. What happens if we don't
find that piece of grandpa's thing?Copy !req
150. I don't know.Copy !req
151. All right, all right.
Just put the gun down, will ya?Copy !req
152. You wouldn't want to hurt
the doctor, would ya?Copy !req
153. You're a doctor?Copy !req
154. Well, I... I'm not a medical doctor.
I just have a PhD.Copy !req
155. That's right. He's a doctor.
And he can write you a prescription for...Copy !req
156. anything you might need.Copy !req
157. Right.Copy !req
158. What seems to be
the trouble, Mr. Quest?Copy !req
159. I'm in real pain.Copy !req
160. Check this out.Copy !req
161. "Dear diary, another dreary party
at the Frost's flat...Copy !req
162. "but, oh, the bitches
were in rare form tonight."Copy !req
163. Skip ahead. Maybe later
he talks about grandpa's thing.Copy !req
164. Wait. There's some kind of a list.
Could be a clue.Copy !req
165. "Toys Colonel Gentleman
wishes he had when he was a lad."Copy !req
166. But they weren't invented yet.Copy !req
167. Micronauts,
Scooby-Doo Monster Game...Copy !req
168. Which Witch,
AT-AT Imperial Walker.Copy !req
169. Stay Alive, The Survival Game.Copy !req
170. What is that, code?Copy !req
171. "Colonel Gentleman's good names
for an imaginary friend."Copy !req
172. "Colonel Gentleman's Hollywood actresses
who need a smack in the mouth."Copy !req
173. They go on and on.
This is a crazy person's diary.Copy !req
174. You found it!
Good eye, Hank.Copy !req
175. Venture 2 to Venture 1!Copy !req
176. We're coming in for a landing!
Do you copy?Copy !req
177. Roger, Venture 2.
You're clear for landing.Copy !req
178. Next stop, New York.Copy !req
179. Stop your sourpussing.
We got what you needed.Copy !req
180. One Impossible Plaza. Worldwide
headquarters of Impossible Industries...Copy !req
181. and allegedly the most technologically
advanced skyscraper in the nation.Copy !req
182. Yeah, so?Copy !req
183. But what stood in this very spot
20 years ago? Anyone?Copy !req
184. It was Venture Industries
World Headquarters, thank you.Copy !req
185. Somewhere in that foundation is the last
piece of my father's little puzzle.Copy !req
186. And Professor Impossible's
just going to let you dig up his basement.Copy !req
187. How about you stick
to the heavy lifting...Copy !req
188. and leave the heavy thinking
to the super scientist?Copy !req
189. Doc's got something
even my brother doesn't have.Copy !req
190. Someone on the inside.Copy !req
191. Going somewhere, Sally?Copy !req
192. I just have to pick
a few things up at the store, Richard.Copy !req
193. Stop that nonsense.
I'll send a man out.Copy !req
194. - Just type up a little list and...
- No, I want to go.Copy !req
195. - I need some fresh air.
- Well, all right. I'll allow it this one time.Copy !req
196. - Will you be taking the child?
- Ned's going to watch him.Copy !req
197. - I'm not really... comfortable with that.
- Why not?Copy !req
198. He's retarded, Sally.
You've seen Of Mice and Men.Copy !req
199. You know what can happen. Please!
Can't you just leave the child with Huggy?Copy !req
200. Stop calling him the child, Richard!
His name is Rocket!Copy !req
201. And I'm not leaving him
with your crappy robot!Copy !req
202. Sally, why,
that's almost churlish.Copy !req
203. And you're visible.
What's this really about?Copy !req
204. You can't replace family
with a robot, Richard.Copy !req
205. We need real human affection.Copy !req
206. That's why Huggy's programmed
to simulate it, sweetness.Copy !req
207. Please, Richard.
Let me go.Copy !req
208. Yes, yes.
Perhaps the fresh air will...Copy !req
209. calm the... female...Copy !req
210. Don't strain yourself, Richard.
Good-bye.Copy !req
211. Real human affection.Copy !req
212. Perhaps a pill
or a burst of Gamma radiation or...Copy !req
213. Wait a minute. Sally, wait!
Would you like some company?Copy !req
214. Hello again... Sally.Copy !req
215. Dr. Venture!Copy !req
216. When you called me, I couldn't believe it.
You never answered any of my letters.Copy !req
217. I worried you'd forgotten me and moved on
but I never gave up hope.Copy !req
218. The only thing that made my life bearable,
was the hope that someday...Copy !req
219. you'd come for me and Rocket.Copy !req
220. - Where is your boy Ruck... Rocky, was it?
- Rocket.Copy !req
221. I had his uncle Ned take him
to the park just where you said.Copy !req
222. You're sure he didn't say
anything to your husband?Copy !req
223. No, no. I promised him a great big ice
cream cone if he could keep a secret.Copy !req
224. - Ice cream!
- No, dude. Wait.Copy !req
225. We're supposed to stay on the...Copy !req
226. Give it! Give me the ice cream!Copy !req
227. Nap time.Copy !req
228. Someone want to help me with the human
callous here? Anyone? A little help?Copy !req
229. Sally, there is something
I need you to do for me...Copy !req
230. before we go off
and live happily ever after.Copy !req
231. Dr. Venture, anything.
Just do one thing for me.Copy !req
232. Pinch me, because I must be dreaming.
I can't believe you're really here!Copy !req
233. It's OK, lady.
I see him, too!Copy !req
234. This is just... wrong,
man, even for you.Copy !req
235. - Look at her.
- I have watched you pull a man's eyes...Copy !req
236. and make him dance like a marionette
with his own optic nerves.Copy !req
237. - At least I didn't break his heart.
- You don't know that.Copy !req
238. - Access granted.
- We're in, lover.Copy !req
239. Welcome, Mrs. Impossible.Copy !req
240. Funny face, this doesn't
look like the basement.Copy !req
241. That's because it's not!Copy !req
242. Hello.Copy !req
243. Pick up everything
you needed at the store, honey?Copy !req
244. What are you doing here?
You were supposed to be our rescue team.Copy !req
245. What do you want from me? You had
super kill guy and you still got caught.Copy !req
246. You see, Dr. Venture, I found the piece your
father hid in the foundation years ago.Copy !req
247. Then I thought about you
in physics class.Copy !req
248. You were a daydreamer, a sass mouth, and
not infrequently, a bit of a giggle puss.Copy !req
249. Somehow I doubt 20 years
of amphetamines and failure...Copy !req
250. have done anything to improve that.
And you see, this invention...Copy !req
251. is simply too important
to trust to someone like yourself.Copy !req
252. Richard?
Where's Rocket?Copy !req
253. - Whom?
- Rocket! Your son.Copy !req
254. - I can't believe you!
- H.E.L.P. ER. Come in. H.E.L.P. ER.Copy !req
255. Now he's bossing my robot around!
You see this?Copy !req
256. - You have a radio in your collar?
- Of course! What kind of an idiot...Copy !req
257. would strap his only means
of emergency communication to his wrist?Copy !req
258. - They always tie you up.
- Well, fancy schmancy!Copy !req
259. H.E.L.P. ER, we need you to access...Copy !req
260. the Impossible security system
and get us free.Copy !req
261. Hello! Anyone?Copy !req
262. OK, the Grand Galactic Inquisitor
is coming out!Copy !req
263. But you are to continue
to ignore me!Copy !req
264. OK?Copy !req
265. All right!
I'm taking that as a yes!Copy !req
266. Hello?Copy !req
267. Someone left a baby!Copy !req
268. Ignore me!Copy !req
269. Halt! Identify yourself.Copy !req
270. How do you even know he's mine?!
The way you alley cat around...Copy !req
271. with every washed-up scientist
who blows through town.Copy !req
272. Three.Copy !req
273. Two.Copy !req
274. One.Copy !req
275. Engage.Copy !req
276. He's out there somewhere!
You have to do something!Copy !req
277. - Stop working on that and do something!
- Sally, please! This is important.Copy !req
278. What could be more important
than your family, Richard?!Copy !req
279. Science?Copy !req
280. Of all the intolerable bug-a-boos!Copy !req
281. Gentlemen, this is a family discussion.Copy !req
282. You have no idea
who you're dealing with, do you?!Copy !req
283. I am Professor
Richard Impossible!Copy !req
284. I can do this...Copy !req
285. No, no, no!Copy !req
286. Holy crap!Copy !req
287. Man overboard!Copy !req
288. Go! Go! Go!Copy !req
289. Wait. Limited seating.Copy !req
290. Good news, sample subjects of earth!Copy !req
291. The glorious moment
of judgment is upon you!Copy !req
292. - Hey, it's 8.20 on the meter, Stretch!
- Ignore me!Copy !req
293. - Who the hell is that?
- Long story. Just ignore him.Copy !req
294. Papa?Copy !req
295. Wait a minute.
Where are you going?Copy !req
296. - Where you can't follow, Rusty.
- Don't go.Copy !req
297. There's so much I want to ask you,
so many unanswered questions.Copy !req
298. Like, what's that big
yellow thing in pop's lab do?Copy !req
299. And if you drop a penny
from the Empire State Building...Copy !req
300. does it go through your body or...Copy !req
301. Quiet. I'm trying to have
a family moment here.Copy !req
302. Where have you been
for the past 20 years?!Copy !req
303. Why haven't you contacted me?
How can you just leave me all alone?Copy !req
304. Rusty. You were never alone.
Those stars...Copy !req
305. Well, OK, you can't see them right now
because we're in the city...Copy !req
306. but those stars,
they're always watching us.Copy !req
307. - Wait! Stay with us!
- Yes, please, stay.Copy !req
308. I'm your other son.
We've never met.Copy !req
309. All right. Look,
I'm not really your father, OK?Copy !req
310. I'm an alien sent here
at this appointed time to kill that guy...Copy !req
311. because he would have destroyed
all life as you know it.Copy !req
312. - What?!
- I took the form of your dad...Copy !req
313. because I figured
it would be easier to accept.Copy !req
314. I didn't want to stress you out.
End of the world, life on other planets...Copy !req
315. Why... you... son of a bitch! Do you know
what you just put me through?!Copy !req
316. What the... were you thinking?
What kind of... up planet are you from...Copy !req
317. where you think
showing up as my dead... father...Copy !req
318. is supposed
to make me feel any better?!Copy !req
319. - OK, take it easy.
- You prick!Copy !req
320. Look, I just saved
your entire planet.Copy !req
321. - Prick!
- All right. Fine. You wanna see? Here!Copy !req
322. There! That would've been better?
If I'd shown up like that out of nowhere?!Copy !req
323. Look at you!
You practically crapped your pants.Copy !req
324. Except him. He crapped his pants!Copy !req
325. We know what we're doing up there, OK?
So don't second guess me.Copy !req
326. Just get in your little plane,
go back to your little lives...Copy !req
327. and thank your lucky stars
someone in this universe...Copy !req
328. is looking out for you!
Ungrateful little half-monkeys!Copy !req
329. - Bye.
- Whatever.Copy !req
330. Great. So we haul ass all over the world,
almost got ourselves killed...Copy !req
331. and now, nothing to show for it.Copy !req
332. - Not even gas money.
- We did kinda, like, save the world.Copy !req
333. - I guess.
- And that big guy finally shut up.Copy !req
334. And we worked together,
like a family.Copy !req
335. Go, Team Venture!Copy !req
336. Life among the stars.Copy !req
337. Pretty amazing stuff, eh, Captain?Copy !req
338. Yippers, boss.Copy !req
339. I'm sorry. Rocket, no.
He likes you.Copy !req
340. - Oh, I'm sorry.
- Sally Impossible!Copy !req
341. - Have we met before?
- Not that you know of.Copy !req
342. I'm Jonas.
Jonas Venture Jr.Copy !req
343. You can call me JJ...
If you like.Copy !req
344. I like.Copy !req
345. You can almost hear
the old humpbacks a'callin'.Copy !req
346. Yep.Copy !req
347. We better get moving, Brock.Copy !req
348. You know how clingy
old skull face over there can get.Copy !req
349. - And I likes my independence.
- It's pretty f'd up, man.Copy !req
350. Don't tell me you were sucked in
by all that "You're not alone" crap, too?Copy !req
351. I've seen some weird
stuff in my life, but this...Copy !req
352. Yeah.Copy !req
353. Should we help him?Copy !req