1. - UNH!
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2. - HI. I'M THE MAYOR,
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3. AND MY DOOR IS ALWAYS OPEN
FOR YOUUUUU!
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4. - MY NAME IS TOM PETERS,
AND I'M FULL OF IDEAS.
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5. - COMMUNITY SPIRIT.
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6. - HI. HOW ARE YOU?
- HA HA!
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7. - SHOPPING!
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8. FOOD!
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9. - ALL ABOARD!
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10. YEAH. UH, GREAT
SEEING YOU, TOO, GIBBONS.
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11. - IT'S BEEN A TERRIFIC 3 DAYS.
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12. REMEMBER THAT CAESAR WE HAD?
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13. WE HAVE TO GET TOGETHER
MORE OFTEN.
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14. - YEAH, LIKE I SAID BEFORE,
SCHEDULE PENDING.
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15. - ALL ABOARD
THAT'S COMING ABOARD!
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16. - LOOKS LIKE YOU'D BETTER
GET GOING THERE.
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17. - OH, WHAT WAS I GONNA SAY?
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18. HMM...
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19. OH, YEAH. I'LL CALL YOU
AS SOON AS I GET HOME.
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20. - GIBBONS, IT'S NOT NECESSARY.
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21. LISTEN. I'M GONNA BE TOO BUSY
SETTING UP MY BOOTH
AT THE FRIENDSHIP EXPO,
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22. LIKE I TOLD YOU.
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23. - COOL. I'LL GET
YOUR VOICEMAIL.
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24. - SEE YOU. BYE.
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25. - OH, TOM.
- YEAH?
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26. - MMM... BYE-BYE, BUDDY.
TAKE 'ER EASY.
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27. - COME ON DOWN TO
THE JEFFERTON FRIENDSHIP EXPO.
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28. EXPERIENCE MILES AND MILES OF
USEFUL FRIENDSHIP KNICKKNACKS.
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29. BROWSE THROUGH
MILLIONS OF MOOD RINGS.
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30. FRIENDSHIP VACATION PACKAGES.
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31. FRIENDSHIP BURGERS.
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32. BE SURE TO KEEP YOUR EYES PEELED
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33. FOR HOURLY FRIENDSHIP BOOTH
SPOTLIGHTS.
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34. AND STAY FOR THE EXCITING
EXPO FINALE,
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35. WHERE PRINCE CHARLES WILL BE
OUR SPECIAL GUEST SPEAKER.
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36. PRINCE CHARRRRRRRRRLES!
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37. THIS YEAR'S OFFICIAL
BEST FRIEND AWARD
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38. WILL RECEIVE A PRIZE
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39. OF A FREE SECOND STORY
TO YOUR RANCH HOME,
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40. COURTESY OF WOLF-KRISEL
HOMES AND REMODELING.
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41. - WHEW! BOY, JOY DID A REAL NICE
JOB ON THESE SKIRTS HERE.
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42. OH, LET'S SEE.
I GOT MY BOTCs OVER HERE.
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43. - HEY, TOM.
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44. - AAH! GIBBONS, WHAT THE HECK
ARE YOU DOING HERE?
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45. - OH. I MISSED MY TRAIN.
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46. ANYWAYS, I FIGURED YOU COULD USE
SOME HELP AT YOUR BOOTH.
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47. - WELL, NOT REALLY.
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48. - MAYOR'S OFFICE.
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49. - OH, HI. IT'S TOM PETERS.
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50. - HELLO, TOM.
WHAT DO WE HAVE HERE?
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51. - OH, THESE ARE JOY'S
FRIENDSHIP SKIRTS FOR MEN.
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52. THEY'RE, YOU KNOW,
MEANT TO BE WORN IN TANDEM.
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53. AND OVER HERE WE HAVE MY BOTCs,
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54. BOOKS ON TINY CASSETTE.
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55. UH, CHECK ONE. TEST.
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56. CHECK TWO. UH, OK.
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57. LET'S SEE. WHERE'S THE RECORDING
BUTTON ON THIS THING?
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58. - GREAT, TOM.
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59. - OH, UH,
SPEAKING OF THE DEVIL...
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60. UH, YOU WOULDN'T HAPPEN TO KNOW
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61. WHEN MY BOOTH SPOTLIGHT
MIGHT BE, WOULD YOU?
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62. - OH, I SAW SOME—
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63. - AAH! WHAT IS THAT?
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64. - UH, THIS IS MY OLD FRIEND
FROM JUNIOR COLLEGE, GIBBONS.
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65. - GOOD TO MEET YOU.
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66. - TOM, IT'S MAKING NOISES.
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67. - HOLD ON. I'M SORRY, GUYS.
I HAVE A CALL COMING IN.
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68. TOM PETERS' PHONE.
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69. - TOM, HOW ARE MY FRIENDSHIP
SKIRTS FOR MEN SELLING?
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70. - HEY, JOY.
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71. UH, YOU KNOW, I'M ACTUALLY
JUST SETTING UP NOW.
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72. THE EXPO AIN'T EVEN OPEN YET.
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73. UH, BUT, UH, YOU KNOW,
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74. MY PLAN IS TO GET
A SPREADSHEET TOGETHER—
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75. - I WANT THOSE MOTHER
SOLD OUT BY THE END OF BUSINESS!
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76. - OK. LOVE YOU, TOO.
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77. UM, BYE-BYE, MY SWEET.
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78. - UH, TOM, I TOUCHED IT.
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79. DO YOU THINK IT'S SAFE,
OR SHOULD I SANITIZE MY HANDS?
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80. - UH, WHAT DID YOU TOUCH?
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81. - THIS THING.
IT HAS HAIR ALL OVER ITS FACE.
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82. - WHAT THE HECK?
- AAH!
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83. - ALL RIGHT.
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84. I'M GONNA GO LOAD UP
ON SOME CARBS,
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85. MAYBE PICK UP A CAESAR SALAD
BEFORE LUNCH BREAK.
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86. CATCH YOU IN A FEW.
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87. - PSST. PSST. TOM, COME HERE.
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88. I WAS A LITTLE CONFUSED.
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89. I'M NOT SURE IF THAT WAS A BOY
OR SOME KIND OF MAN ANIMAL.
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90. - WELL, HE HAS
A HEIGHT DISORDER, YOU KNOW.
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91. THAT'S WHAT THAT'S ALL ABOUT.
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92. - BUT DO YOU THINK THAT WAS
A FIGMENT OF MY IMAGINATION?
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93. - NO. I DON'T.
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94. - WELL, THE WAY THAT YOU
AND THAT CREATURE GET ALONG,
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95. YOU'VE GOT MY VOTE
FOR THIS YEARS'
BEST FRIEND AWARD.
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96. - OH!
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97. - SHH.
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98. - OH, I'M SORRY.
- TOM, PLEASE.
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99. - OK. UM,
THAT'S TERRIFIC NEWS, YOU KNOW.
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100. JOY'D BE VERY EXCITED
TO WIN THAT SECOND STORY.
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101. PRINCE CHARLES, WORLD LEADER,
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102. FRIENDSHIP GURU,
AND ENGLISH NOBLEMAN,
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103. WILL NOT BE APPEARING THIS YEAR.
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104. PLEASE STAND BY FOR AN UPDATE
ON THIS YEAR'S GUEST SPEAKER.
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105. THIS HOUR'S SPOTLIGHT BOOTH
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106. IS EDDIE'S MAGIC FRIENDSHIP
BRACELET COZY.
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107. BOOTH 154. CHECK IT OUT!
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108. - WHERE DO YOU PUT
YOUR FRIENDSHIP BRACELETS
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109. WHEN YOU SHOWER OR SWIM?
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110. THE QUESTION IS A TOUGH ONE.
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111. - UH, TOM PETERS HERE.
ANYONE HERE?
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112. HELLO? AWW.
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113. DARN DING-DONG DITCHERS.
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114. - HEY, TOM.
- AAH! GIBBONS!
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115. WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
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116. - OH, WHAT WAS I GONNA SAY?
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117. HEY, WHAT KIND OF CELL PHONE
SERVICE DO YOU HAVE?
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118. - I HAVE THIS PAY-AHEAD PLAN
WITH CINCO. WHY?
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119. - I HAVE THAT, TOO.
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120. IT'S COOL, BUT I ALWAYS
GO OVER MY MINUTES.
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121. ALL RIGHT, THEN.
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122. - OH, WHAT WAS I GONNA—
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123. OH, I WAS WONDERING,
DO YOU EVER USE ANY OF
THOSE HANDS-FREE DEVICES?
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124. - YES, GIBBONS, I USE THEM.
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125. LISTEN. I HAVE TO GO
BACK TO BED, ALL RIGHT?
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126. I'VE HAD A VERY FRUSTRATING DAY,
AND I'M—I'M VERY TIRED.
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127. - OH, GUESS WHAT?
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128. I WAS GONNA TELL YOU
I HAD A GOOD IDEA
TO DRUM UP SALES.
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129. - FINE! WE CAN TALK ABOUT IT
AT THE EXPO!
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130. GOOD-BYE.
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131. GIBBONS, WHAT?
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132. - HEY, TOM. I'M LOOKING
FOR THIS ADAPTER
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133. FOR AN EXTENSION CORD.
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134. - OHH. CAN'T THIS WAIT
TILL TOMORROW?
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135. - I GUESS SO.
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136. WHAT WAS I GONNA SAY?
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137. OH, THERE WAS SOMETHING
THAT I WAS GONNA ASK YOU.
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138. HMM. MAYBE WE COULD MEET UP
FOR LUNCH TOMORROW
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139. AND CATCH UP, YOU KNOW.
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140. - GIBBONS,
WE HAD LUNCH YESTERDAY!
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141. WE HAVE NOTHING
TO CATCH UP ABOUT!
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142. WHAT?
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143. - JUST WANTED TO SAY GOOD NIGHT.
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144. - GO HOME! GOOD-BYE!
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145. STOP BOTHERING ME!
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146. MAN, YOU ARE TAKING
THIS FRIENDSHIP CONCEPT
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147. WAY, WAY, WAY TOO FAR, MISTER!
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148. OHH. WHAT A BUGGER.
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149. - OH, TOM.
THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS.
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150. - OOF!
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151. - OH. MUST HAVE RUN OVER
A SMALL ANIMAL.
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152. - OH, WHAT DO WE HAVE HERE?
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153. LOOKS LIKE A LITTLE HERMIT CRAB.
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154. SHH! SHH! SHH!
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155. IT'S OK. IT'S OK. COME ON NOW.
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156. VERY GOOD. YOU'LL BE OK.
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157. YES, YOU WILL.
OH, YOU'RE SO CUTE.
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158. WHAT A PRIZE.
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159. - YAH!
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160. - AH, MR. PETERS,
JUST TO GIVE YOU A HEADS-UP,
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161. YOUR BOOTH SPOTLIGHT
WILL BE IN ABOUT 5 MINUTES.
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162. - OH, GIBBONS! HEY, GIBS!
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163. IT'S TOM PETERS.
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164. - OH, HELLO.
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165. - LISTEN. DID YOU GET
ANY OF MY MESSAGES?
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166. - UH, I HAVEN'T CHECKED.
MY INBOX IS PRETTY JAMMED.
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167. - WELL, LISTEN, YOU KNOW,
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168. WHAT I SAID ON THE MESSAGES WAS,
I'M SORRY ABOUT LAST NIGHT.
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169. YOU KNOW, I GAVE YOU
A PRETTY HARD TIME,
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170. BUT I'VE BEEN UNDER
A LOT OF STRESS,
AND I DON'T KNOW.
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171. I JUST FEEL TERRIBLE.
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172. - YOU KNOW WHAT, TOM? SAVE IT.
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173. I DON'T ACCEPT YOUR APOLOGY.
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174. - SHH. GIBBONS,
ME AND YOUR FATHER
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175. ARE GONNA HAVE A GROWN-UP TALK
RIGHT NOW.
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176. SO I'M GONNA BALANCE YOU UP
ON THIS CURTAIN, OK, HON?
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177. - HMM.
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178. - MWAH!
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179. SO, ARE YOU GUYS BREAKING UP?
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180. - WE'RE—WE'RE NOT GOING OUT.
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181. - TOM, I'D REALLY LIKE YOU
TO WIN THE FRIENDSHIP AWARD,
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182. SO I'M HOPING THERE'S
ANOTHER SIDE TO THIS STORY
I HAVEN'T HEARD YET.
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183. - OH, GREAT, BECAUSE, I MEAN,
I KIND OF DESERVE—
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184. - THIS HOUR'S BOOTH SPOTLIGHT
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185. IS TOM PETERS' BOOKS
ON TINY CASSETTES
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186. AND FRIENDSHIP SKIRTS FOR MEN.
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187. BOOTH 267. CHECK IT OUT.
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188. CHECK? UH, HELLO. EXCUSE ME.
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189. UH, ALL RIGHT. FIRSTLY,
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190. WE HAVE MY WIFE'S
FRIENDSHIP SKIRTS FOR MEN,
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191. MEANT TO BE WORN IN TANDEM.
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192. AND, UH, WE'VE GOT
MY BOOKS ON TINY CASSETTE,
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193. WHICH I'M OFFERING
FOR A PRETTY GOOD VALUE.
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194. - GOOD EVENING.
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195. WE'RE INTERRUPTING
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196. OUR FREE AUTOGRAPH SIGNING
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197. TO BRING YOU THIS BREAKING NEWS.
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198. - THIS YEAR'S KEYNOTE SPEAKER,
GIBBONS, HAS FALLEN DOWN A WELL.
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199. - AND, IN THE SPIRIT
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200. EVERYONE HERE AT THE EXPO
HAS PITCHED IN IN THEIR OWN WAY
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201. TO GET THE LITTLE BEAST
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202. - ONE SECOND, JAN.
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203. WE'RE JUST GETTING WORD THAT
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204. TO COMMUNICATE
WITH POOR OLD GIBBONS.
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205. - OH, ARE WE GETTING
SOMETHING, CHARLIE?
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206. - GIBBONS?
- GIBBONS?
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207. - GIBBONS?
- GIBBONS?
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208. GIBBONS?
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209. - GIBBONS?
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210. - OH, HELLO.
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211. - OH, GIBBONS, HI.
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212. WE'RE ROOTING FOR YOU.
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213. - THANKS FOR ALL YOUR PRAYERS,
EVERYBODY.
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214. - GIBBONS,
ARE YOU OK DOWN THERE?
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215. - I'VE BEEN BETTER.
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216. BUT THEY'RE SENDING DOWN
CAESAR SALADS, SO... HMM.
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217. I'VE BEEN TRAPPED IN
QUITE A FEW WELLS IN MY DAY,
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218. AND THIS ONE'S ALL RIGHT.
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219. - WE'LL KEEP YOU UPDATED
AS FAR AS WE'RE CONCERNED.
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220. - TOM, COME ON!
WE GOT TO HELP GIBBONS.
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221. - OH, NO, I—
I HAVE TO STAY HERE.
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222. IT'S MY SPOTLIGHT TIME.
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223. - TOM, LIKE IT OR NOT,
GIBBONS IS YOUR FRIEND.
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224. I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THAT, MAYOR.
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225. I JUST DON'T THINK
WE'RE RIGHT FOR EACH OTHER.
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226. - RIGHT FOR EACH OTHER?
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227. TOM, YOU TWO ARE LIKE
TWO TINY PEAS IN A POD—
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228. YOU KNOW, LIKE TWO MEN
IN A SKIRT.
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229. I'M REALLY DISAPPOINTED
IN YOU, BUDDY.
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230. - WELL, UH, I REALLY
DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY.
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231. BUT, YOU KNOW, IF YOU'RE
LOOKING FOR A BACKUP SPEAKER,
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232. I DID, UH,
WRITE UP A DRAFT THIS MORNING
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233. JUST IN CASE.
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234. - GIBBONS IS STILL OUR MAN, TOM.
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235. - LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
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236. PLEASE WELCOME TO THE STAGE
VIA SATELLITE
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237. THE WINNER OF THIS YEAR'S
OFFICIAL BEST FRIEND AWARD
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238. AND TONIGHT'S KEYNOTE SPEAKER...
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239. FROM THE STRANGE LABORATORY
OF THE MAYOR
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240. AND THE DEPTHS BELOW
OUR OWN SEAMAN'S HALL,
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241. IT'S GIBBOOOOOOOOONS!
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242. - THANK YOU,
THANK YOU, THANK YOU.
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243. I'D LIKE TO START
BY TELLING YOU A LITTLE STORY
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244. ABOUT AN OLD FRIEND OF MINE.
HMM.
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245. THIS FRIEND... LET ME DOWN.
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246. AND HERE I AM STUCK IN A WELL,
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247. AND ALL THIS SO-CALLED "FRIEND"
CARED ABOUT WAS HIMSELF—
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248. TOM PETERS.
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249. - HELLO, GIBBONS.
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250. - TOM, YOU KNOW WHAT?
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251. YOU HURT ME DEEPLY.
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252. BUT TO PROVE THAT
I'M THE BIGGER MAN...
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253. I'D LIKE TO TAKE
THIS OPPORTUNITY
FOR YOU TO APOLOGIZE TO ME.
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254. - OHH. OK.
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255. WELL, I SORT OF THOUGHT I—
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256. - COME ON, TOM.
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257. ALL RIGHT. I'LL SAY IT AGAIN.
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258. I APOLOGIZE. JEEZ!
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259. AND CAN I JUST ADD
THAT MY BOOTH IS 259,
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260. AND I HAVE THESE WONDERFUL
FRIENDSHIP SKIRTS FOR MEN
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261. AS WELL AS MY BOTCs.
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262. - THANK YOU, TOM. I ACCEPT
YOUR HALF-HEARTED APOLOGY.
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263. AND, TO PROVE ONCE AGAIN THAT
I'M THE BIGGER MAN THAN YOU...
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264. - HUH. NOTHING, HUH?
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265. I'D LIKE TO DONATE
MY BEST FRIEND AWARD
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266. TO YOU AND YOUR FAMILY.
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267. - WELL, THANKS, GIBBONS.
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268. - SO I HAVE A PLACE TO STAY
WHEN I VISIT...
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269. IF I EVER GET OUT OF THIS WELL,
THAT IS.
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270. - AHH.
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271. BEST FRIENDS FOREVER.
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272. I TOLD YOU
I'D TAKE CARE OF YOU, BUDDY.
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273. - THANKS, GIBBONS.
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274. EASY. EASY.
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275. EASY...
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276. AH!
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277. - WOW, TOM, PERFECT FIT.
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278. - OH, WOW! THIS IS GREAT.
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279. OH, JOY'S GONNA BE SO EXCITED.
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280. I COULD DO A HALF BATH—
HEY! HEY!
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281. CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP
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282. CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL
CAPTIONING INSTITUTE
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283. —www.ncicap.org—
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284. - BULL'S-EYE!
- YEAH!
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