1. - HI.
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2. I'M THE MAYOR,
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3. AND MY DOOR IS ALWAYS OPEN
FOR YOU!
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4. - MY NAME IS TOM PETERS
AND I'M FULL OF IDEAS.
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5. - HI. HOW ARE YOU?
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6. CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP
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7. - YOU SMELL LIKE POOP.
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8. HOW MANY PLEATS DO YOU HAVE
IN THOSE STUPID PANTS?
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9. YOU'RE KIND OF SHORT
FOR A MAN.
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10. YOU KIND OF LOOK
LIKE MY FRIEND'S DAD.
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11. HIS PORN SMELLS LIKE SALMON.
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12. - UM, I'M JUST HERE
TO SEE THE MAYOR.
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13. - OK, GENTLEMEN,
HERE'S MY PLAN.
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14. SIT BACK.
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15. TRY TO USE YOUR MIND.
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16. CLOSE YOUR EYES
AND TURN YOUR IMAGINATION ON.
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17. PICTURE WHAT
I AM LOOKING AT RIGHT NOW,
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18. A GIANT ECLAIR
COVERED IN DELICIOUS
CHOCOLATE-FLAVORED SAUCE.
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19. BUT THERE'S A SURPRISE INSIDE.
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20. A MONKEY!
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21. - OK, WELL, IF I CAN MAKE
A SMALL POINT HERE.
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22. CORRECT ME IF I'M WRONG,
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23. BUT YOU HAD A YEAR
TO COME UP WITH A PLAN
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24. TO USE THE EDUCATIONAL
GRANT MONEY?
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25. - RIGHT.
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26. - I'M JUST NOT SURE
WHERE YOU'RE HEADED WITH THIS.
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27. - UH, YOU KNOW,
WE'RE GOING TO
LOSE THIS MONEY
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28. AT THE END OF THE MONTH
IF WE DON'T ACT NOT.
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29. - OH, UH, I'M SORRY.
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30. TOM PETERS.
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31. OH!
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32. MIND IF I POP IN?
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33. - SHH, SHH, SHH, SHH.
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34. I'M ON AN IMPORTANT CALL.
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35. COME ON IN.
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36. CITY COUNCIL,
THIS IS T-T-T-OM—
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37. UH, T-T-UH—
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38. - TOM—TOM PETERS.
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39. - HELLO, TOM.
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40. - UH, I JUST WANTED
TO SEE IF YOU RECEIVED MY E-FAX.
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41. I CAN COME BACK LATER
IF IT'S NOT—
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42. - RENEE, DID WE RECEIVE
AN E-FAX FROM A TARE-TUH—
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43. TIGER-TELL-TIGER-TUH—
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44. - TOM—TOM PETERS.
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45. IT'S JUST ABOUT
A NEW RESTAURANT IDEA I HAD.
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46. UH, IT'S A THEME RESTAURANT
THAT WOULD CELEBRATE HISTORY.
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47. - A RESTAURANT?
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48. OH.
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49. INTERESTING.
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50. - AND HISTORY.
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51. NOW THAT HAS POTENTIAL.
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52. - UH, NO, NO, NO.
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53. HOLD ON A MINUTE.
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54. I'M NOT SURE
I UNDERSTAND HERE.
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55. CITY COUNCIL,
CAN YOU HOLD ON?
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56. - YES, WE'LL HOLD.
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57. - OK, TOM.
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58. GO.
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59. - WELL, THE GOOD NEWS
IS I RECENTLY STUMBLED
INTO A SMALL FORTUNE
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60. OF WORLD WAR II MEMORABILIA.
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61. YEAH, YOU KNOW,
THERE'S, LIKE, ALL THESE
GREAT ON-LINE AUCTIONS
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62. THAT HAVE TONS OF PRICELESS
MEMORABILIA AND ARTWORK.
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63. AND I GET ON THERE AT NIGHT
AND I JUST SELL AND BUY
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64. AND TRADE FOR OTHER THINGS.
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65. AND IN THE END,
YOU KNOW, YOU END UP WITH
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66. SOME WORLD WAR II STUFF
OR WHATEVER.
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67. - OH, TERRIFIC.
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68. - YEAH, SO I DREW UP SOME PLANS
FOR A RESTAURANT I'M CALLING,
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69. FOR THE TIME BEING, AT LEAST,
GENERAL PATTON'S GRILL.
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70. - THAT'S GREAT, TOM.
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71. - YEAH, IT'S JUST
USING ALL THE ARTIFACTS
THAT I PURCHASED.
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72. - HEY, IT LOOKS LIKE
YOU HAVE SOME SORT
OF PORTFOLIO THERE.
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73. CITY COUNCIL,
CAN YOU PLEASE HOLD ON?
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74. - AS FAR AS I KNOW,
WE'RE STILL HOLDING HERE.
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75. - TOM, LET ME TAKE A LOOK.
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76. - YEAH, THESE ARE JUST
SOME SKETCHES OF THE DESIGN
OF THE RESTAURANT HERE.
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77. JUST OPEN UP
TO THE FIRST PAGE...
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78. - OH, TOM,
THAT LOOKS DELICIOUS.
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79. - YEAH, I THINK
THAT'S A SALAD.
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80. WE HAD OUR DESIGNER
PUT THAT IN THERE, FIRST PAGE.
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81. - OH, WONDERFUL.
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82. - UM, THERE YOU GO...
- MMM.
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83. - TOM, THAT LOOKS LIKE
YOU HAVE SOME
CHICKEN FINGERS HERE
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84. AND A COUPLE OF STRIPS
OF MOZZARELLA.
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85. - UH, WELL, ACTUALLY,
TO BE HONEST WITH YOU,
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86. THOSE ARE FRENCH FRIES,
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87. BUT WE'LL, YOU KNOW,
HAVE STEAK FRIES
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88. AND CURLY FRIES
MOST LIKELY, SO—
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89. - CITY COUNCIL,
CAN YOU PLEASE HOLD ON
A COUPLE MINUTES?
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90. - THAT'S FINE.
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91. HOLDING, STILL.
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92. - OK, TOM, GO AHEAD.
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93. - UM, THIS IS COOL.
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94. THIS IS, ACTUALLY,
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95. WE WANT TO PUT THE RESTAURANT
ON HYDRAULIC LIFTS
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96. SO, YOU KNOW,
WE CAN REALLY SIMULATE
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97. THAT FEELING OF BEING
UNDER SIEGE,
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98. BEING IN A BATTLE.
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99. - OH, WOW, TOM.
- YEAH.
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100. - I REALLY LOVE IT.
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101. THAT LOOKS LIKE
A TOY SOLDIER.
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102. - WELL, NOT REALLY.
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103. THAT'S A VETERAN
OF WORLD WAR II.
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104. ACTUALLY, THIS PARTICULAR
PICTURE IS A MODEL,
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105. BUT OUR IDEA
IS TO HAVE HIM COME IN
AND TELL WAR STORIES
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106. AND CONNECT
WITH THE CHILDREN,
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107. AND, YOU KNOW,
AND SERVE PIZZA.
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108. - THIS SOUNDS LIKE A GOOD IDEA
FOR THE EDUCATIONAL GRANT.
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109. - YOU THINK
YOU CAN GET IT RUNNING
IN TWO WEEKS OR SO?
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110. - FAIR ENOUGH.
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111. YOU KNOW, I COULD START ON IT
PRETTY MUCH RIGHT AWAY.
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112. - GREAT. I LOVE IT.
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113. TOM, ONE LAST THING.
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114. I'D LIKE YOU TO WORK
WITH MY NEPHEW TERRY
ON THIS ONE.
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115. - TERRY?
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116. - YEAH, HE'S STUDYING
WORLD WAR II IN CLASS RIGHT NOW,
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117. AND HONESTLY
I THINK HE'D BE
A LOT OF HELP.
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118. - OK.
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119. - TOM.
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120. - Y-YES?
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121. - TREAT MY TERRY
LIKE AN ANGEL.
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122. - I LOVE PIZZA
WITH PEPPERONI AND SAUSAGE
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123. AND MARINARA SAUCE
AND PARMESAN CHEESE
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124. AND BREAD STICKS.
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125. - IS THAT TERRY?
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126. - YEAH, THAT'S TERRY.
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127. - I HATE MY HANDS.
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128. ARE THERE BATS IN HERE?
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129. HAVE YOU EVER HAD SODA?
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130. YOUR HEAD LOOKS WEIRD.
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131. I LIVE IN A HOUSE
WITH A BACK DOOR
AND A FRONT DOOR.
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132. - HI.
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133. UH, I'M TOM PETERS.
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134. IT'S NICE TO MEET YOU.
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135. - THIS CAR IS TINY.
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136. YOU HAVE AN UGLY NECK.
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137. - WELL, HERE SHE IS.
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138. - I FARTED IN YOUR CAR.
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139. WHAT IS THIS,
A TOY CAR?
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140. THIS PROJECT SUCKS.
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141. - THIS HAS ALWAYS
BEEN A DREAM OF MINE
FOR WEEKS NOW.
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142. I FARTED.
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143. - NO, TER—
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144. THIS ISN'T RIGHT, TERRY.
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145. COME ON, JUST—LET'S—
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146. LISTEN, WE'RE USING
FEDERAL EDUCATION
GRANT MONEY HERE.
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147. WOULD YOU STOP IT?
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148. COULD YOU—
WOULD YOU PLEASE STOP
SPINNING, TERRY?
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149. - MY INHALER!
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150. - AAH!
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151. - THOMAS.
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152. TOM, BOY.
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153. TOM.
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154. TOM, ARE YOU OK?
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155. - OH, WOW.
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156. - IT'S OK.
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157. I'M GOING TO
HOLD UP YOUR HEAD FOR YOU.
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158. - I THINK I HIT MY HEAD.
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159. WHERE AM I?
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160. WHAT TIME IS IT?
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161. - WELL, I'VE BEEN
KEEPING YOU IN THIS DUMPSTER
FOR WEEKS NOW.
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162. I FOUND THIS VEST ON A HOBO
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163. AND PUT IT ON YOU
TO KEEP YOU WARM,
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164. BECAUSE YOU'VE BEEN
WAY TOO TENDER TO MOVE.
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165. - OH, OK.
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166. WHAT'S THAT SMELL?
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167. - TOM, WHAT YOU'RE PROBABLY
SMELLING IS THE CAT FOOD.
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168. I'VE BEEN COMING BY
EVERY NIGHT TO FEED YOU,
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169. AND SINCE YOU'RE
UNCONSCIOUS,
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170. I WOULD TAKE A DOLLOP
OF THE WET CAT FOOD
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171. AND STICK IT
IN YOUR MOUTH,
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172. AND THEN MOVE YOUR JAW
UP AND DOWN
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173. LIKE A CHEWING MOTION.
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174. BUT IN THAT PROCESS,
SOME OF THE CAT FOOD
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175. FELL OUT ON TO YOUR LIPS
AND YOUR FACE
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176. AND HARDENED
A LITTLE BIT IN YOUR HAIR
AND YOUR SHIRT.
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177. - OK, RIGHT.
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178. - COME ON, NOW.
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179. DON'T WORRY.
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180. I'LL CARRY YOU OVER.
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181. - I THINK I HAVE B.M.
IN MY PANTS.
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182. WHAT'S—WHAT'S GOING ON
WITH THE RESTAURANT?
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183. TOM, DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.
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184. TERRY TOOK YOUR IDEA
AND RAN WITH IT,
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185. AND I THINK YOU'RE GOING TO
BE PLEASANTLY SURPRISED.
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186. - AW, SHIRT.
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187. - ISN'T IT WONDERFUL?
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188. TOM, LET'S GET YOU CLEANED UP.
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189. YOU GOT A LOT
OF WORK TO DO.
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190. - ON SEPTEMBER 23,
WE STORMED THE BEACHES OF—
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191. - BULL'S-EYE!
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192. - TERRY!
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193. - WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?
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194. - I'M NOT SURE.
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195. WHAT—WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?
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196. - WE'RE ALMOST DONE.
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197. - I'VE BEEN TESTING
THE SOUND SYSTEM
AND THE LASERS.
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198. - WHAT ABOUT MY IDEAS, THOUGH?
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199. - WHAT?
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200. MY IDEAS!
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201. THE WORLD WAR II HISTORY!
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202. - I NEED YOU
TO SET UP THE KITCHEN.
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203. WE'VE GOT NO FOOD
OR NOTHING.
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204. - WHAT?
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205. - TOM, GET IN THAT KITCHEN!
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206. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
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207. WELCOME TO WW LASERZ.
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208. THE SHOW'S ABOUT TO BEGIN.
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209. PLEASE HAND
YOUR PIZZA TOPPING CARDS
TO THE NEAREST VETERAN.
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210. AND NOW, THE LEGENDS
OF WORLD WAR II
DOO WOP SINGERS!
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211. - PIZZA PARTY.
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212. - HURRY UP ON THAT FOOD, PETERS!
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213. - ALL RIGHT,
I'VE GOT THE PIZZARINOS
IN FOR 90 SECONDS.
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214. THEN I CAN SWAP OUT THE SKINNERS
FOR 30 SECONDS TO DEFROST...
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215. - TOM!
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216. THOMAS!
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217. TOM!
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218. - TOM! TOM, THERE YOU ARE.
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219. OH, WHAT'S THAT WONDERFUL SMELL?
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220. - OH, THAT'S JUST, UH,
MICROWAVING, UH—
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221. - LISTEN, TOM,
I'D LOVE TO SIT HERE
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222. AND TALK TO YOU
ABOUT YOUR CUISINE
AND HOW YOU'RE MAKING IT,
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223. BUT WE HAVE
A HUGE PROBLEM OUT THERE.
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224. - ERROR, ERROR, ERROR...
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225. - I DIDN'T SEE ANY—
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226. - I DON'T UNDERSTAND
WHAT THEY'RE—
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227. THE POINT THEY'RE MAKING.
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228. I DON'T KNOW WHAT
THEY'RE TRYING TO SAY HERE.
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229. - TOM, ARE YOU THINKING
WHAT I'M THINKING?
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230. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
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231. ONCE AGAIN, THE LEGENDS
OF THE WORLD WAR II
DOO WOP SINGERS!
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232. - UM, OH, I'D JUST LIKE TO SAY,
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233. UM, I'M NOT ENTIRELY
COMFORTABLE IN THIS OUTFIT.
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234. AND, YOU KNOW, HISTORICALLY,
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235. I THINK WE KIND OF
MISSED THE MARK HERE.
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236. - CHECK THIS OUT!
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237. CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP
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238. CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL
CAPTIONING INSTITUTE
—www.ncicap.org—
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239. - BULL'S-EYE!
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240. - YEAH!
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