Tom Goes to the Mayor 1x3

Directed by

Patton Oswalt as Zynx (voice) • Bob Odenkirk as Townie (voice)

Tom and The Mayor try to revive pioneer times by re-building a Western-themed amusement park and turning off the electricity in Jefferton.

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1. - HI.

2. I'M THE MAYOR,

3. AND MY DOOR IS ALWAYS OPEN FOR YOU!

4. - MY NAME IS TOM PETERS AND I'M FULL OF IDEAS.

5. - HI. HOW ARE YOU?

6. CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP

7. - OH, BROTHER.

8. MY GOODNESS.

9. ACTUALLY, IT'S BEEN PRETTY GOOD, YOU KNOW.

10. JOY AND THE BOYS HAVE BEEN ON VACATION,

11. WHICH HAS REALLY FREED ME UP TO WORK ON SOME OF MY WRITING AND...

12. GETS A LITTLE LONELY, SURE,

13. BUT, YOU KNOW, LIFE— THAT'S LIFE.

14. - YOU'RE WATCHING THE JEFFERTON COUNTY

15. PUBLIC ACCESS CLASSICS CHANNEL.

16. - I'M—OH, I'M SORRY.

17. I THOUGHT YOU'D BE FINISHED BY NOW.

18. - NO, NO.

19. COME ON IN.

20. - AND NOW A CLASSIC COMMERCIAL FROM 1984.

21. - TRAVEL BACK IN TIME TO PIONEER ISLAND THEME PARK,

22. WHEN A STEED WAS A MAN'S BEST FRIEND

23. AND A WOMAN KNEW HER PLACE.

24. EXPLORE THE RICH AND DANGEROUS HISTORY OF AMERICA'S PIONEERS.

25. MOSEY ON OVER TO THE GIFT SHOP.

26. IT'S JUST LIKE OLDEN TIMES—

27. EXCEPT FOR THE ROLLY COASTER.

28. - LOCATED RIGHT IN THE CENTER

29. OF JEFFERTON'S FAMOUS MANMADE LAKE.

30. - TELL THEM THE BUNYON SENT YOU.

31. - PIONEER ISLAND CLOSED SUMMERS.

32. - WHEW.

33. WOW.

34. - YES? MAY I HELP YOU?

35. - IT'S TOM PETERS.

36. - HELLO, TOM.

37. WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU?

38. - OH, FAIR ENOUGH.

39. ACTUALLY, BEFORE I GET STARTED,

40. THIS IS PROBABLY A STUPID QUESTION,

41. BUT IS THAT ISLAND THEME PARK IN JEFFERTON?

42. - IT WAS, TOM.

43. ACTUALLY, IT'S QUITE A SHAME.

44. - UH-HUH?

45. - POOR OLD PIONEER ISLAND BURNED DOWN 20 YEARS AGO.

46. - OH, I JUST THOUGHT—

47. - OH, I JUST WISH WE HAD SOME WAY

48. OF MEMORIALIZING ALL THE FUN WE USED TO HAVE THERE.

49. - WELL, I'M PRETTY GOOD AT, YOU KNOW,

50. BRAINSTORMING AND EVERYTHING

51. IF YOU EVER WANT TO TRY THAT OUT.

52. - OH, GREAT.

53. YOU ARE?

54. WELL, WHY DON'T WE GIVE IT A TRY?

55. - YEAH, I COULD—

56. WELL, I THINK—

57. OK, WELL, WE COULD START WITH A PARADE, YOU KNOW?

58. - GREAT.

59. I SEE FUNNEL CAKE.

60. GOOD, TOM.

61. A ROCKET MAN IN A PARACHUTE?

62. GREAT. I LIKE IT.

63. AND HE'S HOLDING A TINY FLAG DESCENDING ON MAIN STREET.

64. GREAT, TOM.

65. KEEP GOING!

66. - OK, UM...

67. TA-TA-TA-TUM.

68. AH, WELL, HOW ABOUT FOR AN HOUR

69. A BLOCK OF MAIN STREET CAN TURN OFF POWER

70. LIKE IN THE PIONEER DAYS.

71. - BIGGER, TOM.

72. - WE COULD DO THE WHOLE TOWN.

73. - BIGGER.

74. - OK, WELL, LIKE, WE COULD DO PONY RIDES.

75. - BIGGER, BETTER, BOLDER.

76. BIGGER, BIGGER.

77. - AND WE COULD HAVE, LIKE, AN OLD-FASHIONED SHOOTOUT

78. AND MAKE APPLE BUTTER AND CANDLES FROM BEESWAX.

79. - AND FOR THE ICING ON THE CAKE,

80. HEH HEH,

81. WE REBUILD A REPLICA OF PIONEER ISLAND ON PIONEER ISLAND.

82. - A TRUE PIONEER ISLAND EXPERIENCE, TOM.

83. I LOVE IT.

84. CITY COUNCIL, I HAVE A GREAT WAY

85. TO COMMEMORATE PIONEER ISLAND THIS YEAR.

86. - UH-HUH?

87. - WELL, I...

88. UH...

89. DON'T SEE ANY PROBLEM WITH THAT.

90. - NO, I DON'T SEE ANY PROBLEM WITH THAT EITHER.

91. - UH, I'M GOING TO HAVE TO SAY—

92. - AND THAT'S JUST THE BEGINNING OF IT.

93. WE'RE GOING TO TURN ALL THE ELECTRICITY OFF FOR 7 DAYS,

94. AND FOR THE ICING ON THE CAKE,

95. WE'RE GOING TO CREATE A REPLICA TO SCALE

96. OF THE PIONEER ISLAND THEME PARK...

97. - OH, OK.

98. I'VE GOT A THOUSAND PHONE CALLS TO MAKE.

99. GREAT.

100. ALL RIGHT, WELL, I'VE GOT TO CALL AN ARCHITECT,

101. GET THE BROCHURE TOGETHER,

102. WE'LL BE IN TOUCH.

103. - WE'LL GET THEIR ARMS IN THE SHACKLES...

104. - THIS IS GOING TO BE GREAT!

105. - THEN WE'LL HAVE AN UNVEILING CEREMONY.

106. AND TO GUARANTEE AN AUTHENTIC RECREATION,

107. WE'RE JUST GOING TO BURN THAT BABY DOWN AGAIN.

108. - "DEAR JOY, HOPE YOU AND THE BOYS

109. "ARE HAVING A NICE TIME WITH YOUR EX-HUSBAND.

110. "JUST WANTED TO DROP A LINE AND LET YOU KNOW

111. "ABOUT THIS AMAZING OPPORTUNITY I JUST FELL INTO.

112. "I JUST WISH YOU WERE HERE TO SEE WHAT I'M CREATING.

113. LOVE, TOM."

114. AW, SHOOT.

115. GOT TO GET THOSE BROCHURES DONE.

116. - HI.

117. STOP ON BY ZYNX'S APPLIANCES.

118. WE OFFER WIDE SAVINGS ON A MASSIVE VARIETY OF HOUSEHOLD ITEMS

119. THAT WILL MAKE YOUR FAMILY SMILE

120. AND MAKE ANY DAY A HOLIDAY.

121. IF YOU FIND A LOWER PRICE,

122. WE WILL CRUSH THEM!

123. WE WILL MATCH THAT PRICE AND GIVE YOU THE DIFFERENCE.

124. - IS THERE A WAY TO—

125. CAN I MAKE THE BORDER AROUND THE EDGES A DIFFERENT COLOR

126. AND MAYBE MAKE IT SLIGHTLY EMBOSSED?

127. YOU HAD SAID SOMETHING ABOUT SPELL CHECK.

128. IS THAT EXTRA, BECAUSE—

129. - LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,

130. MAY I PLEASE HAVE YOUR ATTENTION?

131. - HEY, THE MAYOR'S ON THE HIGH SCREEN TV.

132. - THIS WEEKEND WE CELEBRATE PIONEER ISLAND DAY.

133. YOUR OFFICIAL PIONEER ISLAND DAY BROCHURE

134. IS AVAILABLE FOR PICKUP AT ANY GULLIVER'S FAMILY BUFFET.

135. - IT'S NOT EVEN READY YET.

136. - JUST A FEW GROUND RULES.

137. OBVIOUSLY, YOU'LL BE HANDING IN YOUR CAR KEYS

138. IN EXCHANGE FOR A HORSE.

139. ALL RIGHT, I WILL NOW CUT POWER

140. FROM JEFFERTON'S ELECTRICAL GRID.

141. HERE WE GO.

142. WONDERFUL.

143. I LOOK FORWARD TO SEEING YOU ALL

144. AT THE GRAND UNVEILING OF THE BRAND NEW PIONEER ISLAND EXPERIENCE.

145. - HOW WILL WE COOK AND STORE FOOD?

146. - MY CHILD NEEDS A HUMIDIFIER TO LIVE!

147. - PEOPLE, LISTEN TO ME HERE, OK?

148. UP HERE.

149. HERE'S THE SCHEDULE OF EVENTS FOR THIS WEEK'S CELEBRATION.

150. IT'S ONLY A ROUGH DRAFT.

151. I'M STILL WAITING FOR COPIES.

152. OW! COME ON!

153. HEY, HEY!

154. OW!

155. PLEASE, EVERYBODY STAY COOL.

156. REMEMBER, THIS IS A FESTIVAL, A JOYOUS OCCASION.

157. - "PERCHANCE SOME POETRY BEFORE A FORTNIGHT."

158. HMM. BETTER CHECK IN ON TOM.

159. NO.

160. NO, LISTEN.

161. I'M NOT SURE WHAT YOU DO WHEN THAT HAPPENS,

162. BUT HE WILL NEED TO BE FED AND BRUSHED.

163. OH, THIS WAS ALL LAID OUT IN THE BROCHURE.

164. IF I HAD THAT DONE—

165. CRICKETS!

166. - IS THAT MY HORSE?

167. - YES.

168. UH, HIS NAME IS SANDY.

169. HE'S GOT A TEMPER.

170. UM, AND WE'RE OUT OF SADDLES.

171. OH, SHIRT.

172. - WELL, UM...

173. WE THINK IT'S PROBABLY A GOOD TIME

174. TO TURN THE POWER BACK ON.

175. - I DISAGREE.

176. - UH, MR. MAYOR—

177. - LISTEN, YOU HAVE TO TURN POWER ON TODAY, OK?

178. AND WE BETTER START THINKING ABOUT MARTIAL LAW.

179. YOU DO REALIZE A MAN CALLING HIMSELF ZYNX

180. HAS TAKEN CONTROL OF THE EASTERN SHOPPING DISTRICT?

181. - LISTEN, YOU GUYS SIGNED OFF ON IT, AND I QUOTE,

182. "I DON'T SEE A PROBLEM WITH THAT."

183. "I DON'T SEE A PROBLEM WITH THAT, EITHER."

184. BUH-BUH-BUH-BUH.

185. TOM'S VISION WAS TO CREATE AN AUTHENTIC RECREATION OF LIFE IN PIONEER TIMES.

186. ELECTRICITY WASN'T INVENTED UNTIL THE 1930s,

187. SO THE LIGHTS STAY OFF UNTIL THE CELEBRATIONS ARE OVER.

188. COME ON, TOM.

189. LET'S BLOW THIS STINKHOUSE.

190. WOW, THIS IS LOOKING GREAT.

191. - YEAH, LOOK AT IT.

192. I MEAN, I WAS ABLE TO GET A COPY OF THE ORIGINAL BLUEPRINTS

193. FROM THE TOWN ARCHIVES.

194. - TOM, IT'S TRULY GLORIOUS.

195. - WELL, THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

196. - AND LOOK AT OLD DOUBLE BUNYON.

197. JUST HOW I REMEMBER HER.

198. - DID YOU HAPPEN TO NOTICE THE BRIDGE WE CAME IN ON?

199. - MM-HMM.

200. - UM, YOU KNOW, WE HAD A GREAT OPPORTUNITY.

201. WE CRAFTED IT OUT OF SOME ORIGINAL TINDER WOOD

202. THAT WE FOUND ON THE SITE.

203. - OH, GOOD OLD DRY TINDER.

204. THAT'S GOING TO BE A PROBLEM.

205. - WHAT?

206. - SO EVERYTHING IS IN PLACE, YOU KNOW?

207. - ALL I GOT TO DO IS HOOK UP THAT FUSE WIRE THERE.

208. - GREAT.

209. WE'RE ALL SET THEN.

210. - I'M SORRY.

211. WHAT'S THE FUSE WIRE FOR?

212. - MAYOR! MAYOR!

213. MAYOR, YOU BETTER HURRY BACK.

214. THE WHOLE PLACE IS GOING MAD.

215. - ZYNX.

216. ZYNX.

217. ZYNX.

218. - ZYNX!

219. ZYNX FOR EMPEROR!

220. ZYNX RULES!

221. - ZYNX!

222. - HELLO, ZINC.

223. I'M THE MAYOR OF JEFFERTON, AND THIS IS TOM.

224. - UH, TOM PETERS.

225. - GET OUT OF HERE!

226. - MAYOR?

227. ZYNX IS MAYOR.

228. ZYNX RUNS JEFFER TOWN.

229. - ZYNX! ZYNX! ZYNX!

230. - WHAT THE HECK?

231. - OK, GREAT.

232. WE SHOULD TALK ABOUT THAT.

233. LET'S SIT DOWN AND ADDRESS SOME OF OUR GOALS HERE.

234. - BOO! - ZYNX RULES!

235. - ZYNX RULES NOW!

236. ZYNX WILL BRING MORE POWER.

237. PEOPLE WILL BE ABLE TO BUY MORE APPLIANCES FROM ZYNX'S STORE!

238. MORE OUTLETS IN HOUSE.

239. - HUH?

240. - NO FEAR OF BROWNOUT.

241. I AM ZYNX!

242. - ZYNX!

243. - HMM. OK.

244. CAN YOU GO AHEAD AND SCHEDULE AN APPOINTMENT WITH RENEE FOR NEXT WEEK?

245. WE SHOULD GO OVER SOME DETAILS.

246. - ZYNX CHALLENGES YOU TO DUEL!

247. HI-YAH! HO!

248. HI-YAH! HA! WHOA!

249. - IF NEXT WEEK IS NO GOOD,

250. UM, WE CAN DO A PHONE CALL.

251. - WA-CHI! - BUT THIS SOUNDS IMPORTANT.

252. - WA-TAH!

253. - WE COULD TURN THIS INTO A WORKING LUNCH.

254. - ZYNX MUST LOOK AT ZYNX'S CALENDAR.

255. - WHAT ARE THEY TALKING ABOUT?

256. - OK, GREAT.

257. WHY DON'T WE PENCIL IN A CANCELLATION

258. ON OUR PRIOR RESCHEDULED MEETING.

259. - ZYNX HAS BEEN BEATING BY SCHEDULING!

260. ZYNX MUST GO!

261. - GO ON.

262. GET OUT OF MY STINKHOUSE.

263. - "JOY, I HAVEN'T HEARD BACK

264. "BUT I'M REALLY EXCITED FOR YOUR RETURN.

265. "OPENING NIGHT.

266. "CAN'T WAIT FOR YOU TO SEE ALL MY HARD WORK NEXT WEEK.

267. MISS YOU—TOM."

268. - GOOD EVENING.

269. ON BEHALF OF THE JEFFERTON CITY COUNCIL,

270. THE TOWN ELDERS,

271. FORMER INTERIM MAYOR ZYNX...

272. 20 YEARS AGO ON THIS VERY DAY,

273. PIONEER ISLAND THEME PARK MYSTERIOUSLY BURNT TO THE GROUND.

274. TONIGHT'S AMAZING AND AUTHENTIC DISPLAY COULD NOT HAVE BEEN POSSIBLE

275. WITHOUT JEFFERTON'S OWN TOM PETERS.

276. - THIS IS VERY EXCITING FOR MY FAMILY...

277. - I'M READY WHEN YOU ARE, MAN.

278. THIS IS GOING TO BE AWESOME.

279. - STAND BY.

280. ON MY 3 COUNT.

281. OK, JEFFERTON, THE MOMENT YOU'VE BEEN WAITING FOR,

282. THE GRAND UNVEILING OF A TRUE, AUTHENTIC REPLICA OF PIONEER ISLAND.

283. - 1, 2, 3!

284. - OH, MY GOD! - SAVE THE CHILDREN!

285. - THE TOWN! MY KIDS!

286. - LOOK AT ALL THE WONDERFUL LIGHTS.

287. IT'S BEAUTIFUL.

288. CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP

289. CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE —www.ncicap.org—

290. - BULL'S-EYE!

291. - YEAH!