1. - HI. I'M THE MAYOR,
AND MY DOOR IS ALWAYS
OPEN FOR YOU!
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2. - MY NAME IS TOM PETERS,
AND I'M FULL OF IDEAS.
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3. - COMMUNITY SPIRIT!
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4. - HOW ARE YOU? HA HA!
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5. - SHOPPING!
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6. FOOD!
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7. CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP
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8. - YOU'RE UP, TOM.
DON'T LET US DOWN.
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9. - AH, WELL, UM, YOU SEE—
LET'S SEE HERE.
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10. DR. IAN BLACK WAS...
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11. HE LIVED HIS LIFE,
AH, TO ITS FULLEST,
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12. AS FAR AS I KNOW.
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13. UH, SO, UM, WHAT CAN YOU SAY
ABOUT GOOD OLD DR. IAN BLACK?
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14. OK, UH, WELL, I, YOU KNOW,
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15. REALLY DIDN'T
KNOW HIM THAT WELL.
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16. - MY MICHAEL.
OH, MY MICHAEL.
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17. - YOU MAY BE ASKING YOURSELF,
"HOW COULD THIS HAVE HAPPENED?"
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18. HOW COULD THIS
HAVE HAPPENED TO ME?
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19. SO, UM, WHAT HAPPENS IS,
THE RAW SEWAGE IS PROCESSED
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20. USING A TURBINE SYSTEM
I INVENTED,
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21. WHICH CREATES
AN ELECTRICAL CHARGE
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22. THAT WE CAN, YOU KNOW,
POWER THE ENTIRE TOWN WITH.
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23. AND NOW I'M GOING
TO SHOW YOU A WEB MOVIE
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24. THAT WILL DEMONSTRATE EXACTLY
HOW THIS PROCESS WILL WORK.
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25. ALL RIGHT,
GET THIS GOING HERE.
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26. TERRIFIC.
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27. HI. I'M TOM PETERS.
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28. BUT YOU CAN CALL ME POOP,
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29. BECAUSE I CAN
CREATE ELECTRICITY FOR YOUR TOWN
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30. WITHOUT COSTING YOU A NICKEL.
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31. IT'S SO EASY,
YOU'RE NOT GOING
TO EVEN BELIEVE IT,
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32. AND HERE IS HOW IT WORKS...
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33. - FUNPUTER'S BATTERIES
ARE RUNNING LOW.
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34. - AH, SHIRT.
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35. - FUNPUTER WILL SHUT DOWN
IN 3 SECONDS.
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36. BYE-BYE.
SO LONG, LITTLE BOY.
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37. - AH, SORRY.
UH, THIS IS ACTUALLY
MY SON'S FUNPUTER.
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38. JOY'S USING THE LAPTOP
FOR SOME WORK-RELATED PROJECTS.
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39. - AH, GOD.
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40. - YOU'RE A LOT BIGGER
THAN YOUR PROFILE SAID YOU WERE.
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41. - OH.
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42. - MR. PETERS,
DESPITE YOUR TECHNICAL PROBLEMS,
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43. WE ARE VERY EXCITED
BY THIS, UH, PROPOSAL.
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44. - YOU KNOW,
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45. THIS IDEA COULD ACTUALLY
MAKE THE WORLD A BETTER PLACE.
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46. - UH, I AGREE.
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47. WE'D LIKE TO GET STARTED
ON THIS, UHH...
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48. - BAH, BAH, BAH, BAH, BOP.
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49. IF I COULD POUNCE IN HERE.
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50. NOT TO BE A STICKY TUESDAY
ABOUT THIS,
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51. BUT DON'T YOU THINK WE'LL NEED
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52. SOME INDEPENDENT
THIRD PARTY VERIFICATION?
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53. - WELL, I SUPPOSE
THAT'S NOT THE WORST IDEA.
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54. UHHH...
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55. MR. PETERS,
DO YOU THINK YOU CAN DRUM UP
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56. A FEW LETTERS OF SUPPORT?
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57. - WELL, YOU KNOW,
I CAN GO AHEAD AND LOOK INTO IT.
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58. - TERRIFIC! I CAN'T WAIT!
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59. - COME ON, TOM.
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60. STORM IT UP, BUDDY.
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61. GIVE ME A "B" STORM.
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62. - AH, I THINK I WOULD BE ABLE
TO THINK CLEARER WITHOUT,
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63. YOU KNOW,
YOUR BRAINSTORMING CAP ON.
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64. - MIND THE CAP, TOM.
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65. - IT'S JUST, I DON'T—
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66. I DON'T HAVE THE ACCESS
TO ANY OF THESE EXPERTS.
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67. I DON'T KNOW WHERE TO START.
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68. - TOM, LET ME SEE THAT CAP.
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69. - AHH! I GOT IT!
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70. WE BOOK YOU AND THAT ENERGY PLAN
ON "THAT'S AMAZING!"
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71. - OH, I'VE HEARD OF THAT.
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72. THAT'S, UH, THAT'S THE SHOW
MY STEPSON REALLY LOVES.
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73. - OH, YOU WOULDN'T
BELIEVE THIS SHOW.
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74. YOU SEE,
THEY HAVE KITTEN JUGGLERS,
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75. EXOTIC PIE TASTERS,
YOU KNOW,
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76. PEOPLE WITH DIFFERENT
OR STRANGE HAIRCUTS.
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77. YOU AND YOUR
"THAT'S AMAZING!" ENERGY PLAN
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78. WILL BE ON NATIONAL TV,
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79. AND THAT WAY PEOPLE
WILL HAVE TO BELIEVE IT.
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80. - AHH. I'M JUST NOT SURE
I GET THAT.
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81. - TOM, I'LL BOOK YOU
THIS AFTERNOON.
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82. BUT RIGHT NOW I GOTTA PREPARE
FOR MY NEXT APPOINTMENT.
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83. I'M MEETING WITH A MAN
WHO'S APPARENTLY SOME SORT OF
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84. THIRD PARTY
VERIFICATION EXPERT.
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85. - OH. HA HA HA!
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86. MAYBE HE CAN VERIFY
THE ENERGY PLAN.
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87. - WHAT'S SO FUNNY?
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88. - WELL, YOU KNOW, I MEAN,
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89. YOU KNOW, HE SOUNDS LIKE
THIS MIGHT BE THE GUY THAT—
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90. - WELL, YOU WERE LAUGHING,
AND I'M JUST NOT SURE WHY.
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91. WAS IT A JOKE, OR...
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92. - NO, HA HA!
I DON'T—I'M SORRY, I—
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93. I DIDN'T MEAN TO—AHH.
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94. YOU KNOW, I WAS JUST LAUGHING
AT THE COINCIDENCE OF IT ALL,
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95. I GUESS.
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96. EXCUSE ME.
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97. DR. IAN BLACK IS HERE.
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98. - SEND HIM IN, PLEASE.
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99. - OK, LET'S SEE
WHAT WE HAVE HERE.
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100. MAYOR?
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101. - MICHAEL?
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102. - MICHAEL, HOW LONG
HAS IT BEEN, OLD FRIEND?
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103. - TOO LONG,
YOU SASSY DEVIL.
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104. - YOU CRAB APPLE.
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105. - YOU DELICIOUS HORSESHOE CRAB.
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106. - OHHH, I'D GRAB YOU
WITH MY CLAWS IF I HAD ANY.
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107. - I'D PINCH YOU SO HARD.
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108. - AHHH! AHHHHH!
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109. - WHO'S THIS GUY?
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110. - OH, SHOOT, THAT'S TORN, TASH,
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111. TENNIS, TENS,
TANGO, CASH, TAEE...
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112. - HE LOOKS LIKE A STEVEN TO ME!
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113. - HA HA HA! STEVEN!
HA HA HA HA HA HA!
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114. - HA HA HA HA! STEVEN.
HA HA HA HA HA!
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115. - HELLO, STEVEN.
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116. - HELLO, STEVEN!
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117. - IT'S ACTUALLY TOM PETERS.
IT'S GOOD TO MEET YOU.
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118. - SO, MICHAEL, THEY TELL ME
YOU'RE A DOCTOR OF ENERGY NOW?
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119. - YEAH. IT'S A GREAT GIG.
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120. AND YOU ARE
NOT GOING TO BELIEVE
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121. THE COMPANY CAR
THEY JUST GAVE ME.
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122. - NOT A LeBARON.
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123. - A LeBARON.
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124. - UHH. SO,
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125. WHERE'S THIS ENERGY PLAN
YOU WANT ME TO LOOK AT?
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126. - OH, IF I COULD CHIME IN HERE.
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127. MAYBE IT WOULD BE HELPFUL
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128. IF I COULD DRIVE YOU
AROUND TOWN
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129. AND—AND SHOW YOU
WHERE I ENVISION US
LAYING THE PIPES.
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130. - OK, GUYS, UM,
CAN YOU HEAR ME?
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131. UH, IF YOU—WHAT YOU WANNA DO
IS LOOK OUT TO YOUR RIGHT THERE,
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132. AND YOU SEE THAT GULLY.
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133. THAT'S WHERE WE WOULD
LAY MOST OF THE PIPES.
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134. WHOA, THERE SHE GOES.
WE JUST MISSED IT.
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135. - JUST TELL ME
WHERE THE NEXT TURN IS, STEVEN.
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136. - OK, YOU SEE,
I CAN'T REALLY HEAR YOU WITH,
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137. WITH THE MUSIC.
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138. JUST...
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139. - COME ON, STEVEN, KEEP UP.
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140. - IF I COULD JUST
PULL AHEAD OF YOU GUYS.
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141. IT WOULD BE A LITTLE EASIER
SHOWING YOU AROUND.
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142. - SWEET TWEETERS, HUH?
UH, UH, UH, UH, UH, UH!
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143. - OK, GIVE ME A SEC.
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144. I GOTTA CROSS-REFERENCE
THIS MAP HERE.
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145. AHH... WHAT HAPPENED?
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146. - OHHH, I'M STEAMING OVER HERE.
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147. I'M JUST REALLY
STEAMING ABOUT THIS.
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148. - OHHH, I'M SO SORRY.
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149. I—I DIDN'T SEE YOU BACK UP.
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150. I... I...
YOUR CAR LOOKS ALL RIGHT.
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151. HAS ANYBODY SEEN MY CAR?
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152. OH. OK.
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153. - BYE-BYE, TOM.
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154. WE'VE GOTTA TAKE MICHAEL
TO THE HOSPITAL.
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155. YOU'RE ON YOUR OWN.
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156. - HEY, IT'S BRADLEY
FROM "THAT'S AMAZING!"
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157. JOIN ME THIS SUNDAY
WHEN WE SEE 6 BLIND JUGGLERS.
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158. HUH? WHAT? WHAT?
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159. A MAN IN A TUBA SUIT...
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160. AND LOCAL TOM PETERS BRINGS US
HIS WACKY NEW ENERGY PLAN!
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161. - HEY, TOM.
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162. I GOT REALLY BAD NEWS.
MICHAEL PASSED AWAY.
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163. - DR. IAN BLACK?
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164. - AND IT LOOKS LIKE THE FAMILY
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165. WANTS TO PRESS CHARGES
AGAINST YOU.
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166. - PRESS CHARGES?
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167. - YEAH. VEHICULAR MANSLAUGHTER,
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168. FIRST DEGREE.
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169. THIS IS REAL SERIOUS, TOM.
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170. - OHHH.
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171. - STAY RIGHT HERE.
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172. I GOT TO GO SEE
HOW THEY'RE DOING.
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173. - WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU?
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174. - JOY, I'VE BEEN
IN A CAR ACCIDENT.
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175. - WELL, DID YOU PICK UP
MY CD-Rs YET?
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176. AHHH...
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177. - THE CAR'S TOTALED.
I BROKE MY NOSE.
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178. AND I THINK
I MAY HAVE KILLED A MAN.
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179. - YOU SELFISH PRICK.
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180. THIS ISN'T A GOOD TIME
FOR YOU TO GET HURT, TOM!
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181. I NEED YOU
TO TAKE JARRED TO KARATE
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182. AND REINSULATE THE CRAWLSPACE.
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183. - TOM, I TALKED TO THE FAMILY,
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184. AND THEY'RE WILLING
TO MAKE A DEAL.
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185. IF YOU PERFORM THE EULOGY
AT POOR MICHAEL'S FUNERAL,
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186. THEY'RE WILLING
TO DROP THE CHARGES.
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187. - AH, CRICKETS.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW HIM.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO—
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188. - TOM, IT'S UP TO YOU NOW.
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189. NO ONE WANTS TO SEE YOU
BEHIND BARS.
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190. - OH, FOR THE LOVE OF TENNIS.
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191. OK, DR. IAN BLACK
WAS A HECK OF A DOCTOR.
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192. OH, THIS ISN'T SO HARD.
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193. I ASSUME HE WAS A MAN WHO...
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194. - FUNPUTER DOES NOT
RECOGNIZE THE WORD "WHO."
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195. DID YOU MEAN HORSEY?
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196. - NO! THAT DARN FUNPUTER!
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197. AHH, WISH I HAD
MY STINKING LAPTOP.
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198. - AHHH... OHHH...
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199. - SO, I'VE NEVER
DONE THIS BEFORE,
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200. BUT I GUESS I JUST TAKE MY...
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201. - SORRY, MY LITTLE FRIEND.
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202. FUNPUTER IS RUNNING LOW
ON DISK SPACE.
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203. PLEASE SELECT
A FILE TO DELETE...
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204. SELECT A FILE TO DELETE NOW.
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205. - AW, COME ON.
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206. - YOU KNOW, THIS IDEA COULD
ACTUALLY CHANGE THE WORLD.
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207. - THEY'LL DROP THE CHARGES
IF YOU PERFORM THE EULOGY.
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208. - TOM PETERS' WACKY ENERGY PLAN!
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209. - FIRST DEGREE
VEHICULAR MANSLAUGHTER.
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210. - AHHH, ALL RIGHT.
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211. - WAH HA HA!
SO LONG, MY SWEET, TINY CHILD.
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212. - ALL THAT WORK DOWN THE TUBES.
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213. - YOU MONSTER!
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214. - TOM, YOU'RE LOSING THEM!
PICK IT UP, PICK IT UP!
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215. - OH, I JUST FEEL LIKE
I CAME INTO THE MAYOR'S OFFICE,
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216. AND I HAD THIS IDEA FOR A—
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217. FOR AN ENERGY PLAN
AND WAS DRIVING OUT,
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218. TRYING TO DO
MY BEST AND...
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219. AND NOW MICHAEL'S DEAD,
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220. AND MY ENERGY PLAN
IS IN THE TRASH.
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221. - MICHAEL, MICHAEL, MICHAEL.
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222. - I DIDN'T MEAN
FOR ANY OF THIS TO HAPPEN.
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223. I REALLY FEEL SO BAD.
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224. I DON'T KNOW
WHAT ELSE TO SAY HERE.
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225. I JUST...
WISH IT WOULD ALL GO AWAY.
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226. - HELLO, STEVEN.
HA HA HA HA HA!
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227. - AHHH! GHOST!
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228. - HA HA HA! IT'S TOM!
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229. - AH! WHAT'S HAPPENING?
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230. - YOU WERE SUCH
A GREAT SPORT TO PLAY ALONG.
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231. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
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232. I THINK YOU'D ALL AGREE
THAT THIS WONDERFUL PRANK WAS...
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233. - THAT'S AMAZING!
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234. - SEE, TOM? YOU GOT YOUR WISH!
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235. YOU'RE ON TV!
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236. - WE SURE PULLED A STEVEN
ON THAT GUY.
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237. - YOU WERE SO GREAT, MICHAEL.
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238. - SHUT UP, YOU LITTLE STINKER.
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239. - YOU OL' BAG OF KETTLE CORN.
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240. - YOU MINIVAN.
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241. - AH, GOOD ONE, GUYS.
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242. CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP
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243. CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL
CAPTIONING INSTITUTE
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244. —www.ncicap.org—
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245. - BULL'S-EYE!
- YEAH!
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