1. AND NOW, THE NUMBER ONE
INVESTIGATING MARRIED NEWS TEAM
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2. IN JEFFERTON COUNTY.
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3. UNRELENTING IN UNCOVERING
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4. THE STORY
BEHIND THE STORY.
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5. NUMBER ONE
IN MARRIAGE,
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6. FACTS, NEWS,
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7. AND BLOWING THE LID OFF
OF THE HOTTEST STORIES.
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8. - AND NOW TO
TONIGHT'S TOP STORY.
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9. SEX! MONEY! MAYOR!
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10. - CHANNEL 5 NEWS
HAS JUST OBTAINED
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11. A SHOCKING VIDEO
OF THE MAYOR,
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12. WHICH CONFIRMS LOCAL BANDLEADER
ROY TEPPERT'S DISTURBING
SEXUAL ALLEGATIONS.
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13. - WOW!
DEVASTATING STUFF.
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14. IN OTHER NEWS,
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15. THE GREAT JEFFERTON
HOT AIR BALLOON CHALLENGE
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16. IS THIS WEEKEND.
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17. - LOCALS WILL GATHER
TO SEE IF ANYONE
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18. CAN BEAT THE RECORD
OF 5,000 BALLOON LAPS
AROUND JEFFERTON.
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19. CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP
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20. - CITIZENS OF JEFFERTON,
I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE THINKING.
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21. THIS VIDEO—
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22. CAN WE TAKE A TWO ON THAT?
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23. CITIZENS OF JEFFERTON,
I AM SORRY FOR—OH.
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24. THAT'S NOT WORKING.
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25. ALL RIGHT,
GET IT TOGETHER.
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26. ONE, TWO...
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27. COME ON, JEFFERTON,
IT'S ME.
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28. - P-PARDON. HMM.
IT'S TOM PETERS.
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29. - HELLO, TOM.
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30. - I'M HERE FOR THE PR INTERVIEW.
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31. - GREAT. COME ON IN.
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32. - OH, WHAT I DID WAS, I CAME UP
WITH A COUPLE QUICK FIXES
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33. REGARDING, R.E.,
YOUR SCANDAL.
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34. - OH, TOM, THANK GOODNESS.
LET ME HEAR THEM.
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35. - OK, WELL, NUMERO UNO
ON MY LIST...
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36. STARTS WITH JUST LOOKING
AT A DIFFERENT—
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37. - OH, TOM, YOU BETTER
GET THAT LEG UP.
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38. - UH, MY LEG?
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39. - OH, NO. WHY? WHY?
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40. - I—I DON'T KNOW WHAT
YOU'RE TALK—I DON'T—
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41. - TOM, WHAT HAPPENED
TO YOUR FOOT?
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42. - MY FOOT?
I'M FIT AS A FIDDLE.
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43. - YEAH, BUT YOU'RE
ALL A MESS DOWN THERE.
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44. - YOU MEAN MY SANDAL?
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45. IT'S JUST MY STUPID BUCKLE.
YOU KNOW, IT JUST BROKE.
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46. PAIN IN THE NECK.
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47. - OH, NO, NO, NO, NO.
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48. - WELL, IF WE COULD JUST GET
BACK TO THE TOPIC AT HAND.
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49. YOU KNOW, I THINK
THE REAL DANGER POINT
REGARDING THE SANDAL IS—
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50. SCAN—SCANDAL. SORRY.
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51. AH. AH!
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52. BLEW IT AGAIN.
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53. - HMM, SWEET SANDAL.
IT'LL BE OK.
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54. WE'LL GET YOU FIXED UP.
I PROMISE.
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55. EMERGENCY.
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56. - NO, NO.
IT'S JUST A BUCKLE.
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57. - AH, COME IN, COME IN.
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58. LET ME TAKE A LOOK
AT IT.
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59. OH, TRAGEDY.
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60. OH, MY.
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61. COULD BE THE BUCKLE.
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62. YES, IT IS THE BUCKLE, YES.
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63. - HOLD ON A SECOND.
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64. WHERE'S THAT BEAUTIFUL MUSIC
COMING FROM?
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65. - THAT'S ME SON.
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66. LET ME CALL HIM OUT HERE.
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67. - WONDERFUL.
BRAVO!
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68. BRAVO!
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69. - HOW TERRIFIC.
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70. - SHAMUS IS DEAF, I'M AFRAID.
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71. DEAF AS A DOORNAIL.
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72. - OH, HE SOUNDS JUST LIKE
A WINGED ANGEL, THOUGH.
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73. - HA HA!
GIVE ME YOUR SANDAL, MR. PETER.
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74. I'LL FIX IT IN A JIFF.
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75. - OH, WHAT A WONDERFUL SHOP.
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76. - YOU KNOW, I JUST DID
SOME QUICK BRAINSTORMING,
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77. AND YOU KNOW, I THINK I CAME UP
WITH AN IDEA TO TAKE SOME OFF
THE HEAT OFF THE SCANDAL.
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78. - GO AHEAD, TOM,
I'M ALL EARS.
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79. GET IT?
- WHAT?
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80. - YOU KNOW, THE DEAF BOY.
AND I SAID EARS.
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81. HA HA HA!
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82. - OK.
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83. - OOH... OK.
I FIXED YOUR SANDAL.
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84. 'TWAS WEAK AT THE BASE.
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85. SO FRAGILE,
LIKE MY LITTLE SHAMUS'S HEART.
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86. - THANK YOU, SIR.
YOU'VE MADE THEM STRONG.
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87. I CAN SEE THAT,
AND I HONOR YOU.
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88. I JUST WISH THERE WAS
A WAY TO REPAY YOU
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89. FOR ALL THE WONDERFUL WORK
YOU'VE DONE HERE.
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90. - OH, LET ME JUST
GET MY CHECKBOOK OUT.
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91. - I CAN THINK OF ONE WAY.
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92. DO YOU KNOW OF
THE HOT AIR BALLOON CHALLENGE
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93. THIS WEEKEND?
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94. - ABSOLUTELY NOT.
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95. - ACTUALLY, I'VE HEARD OF THAT.
IT'S THE, UH—
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96. - SSHHHH, TOM,
THE SANDLEMAN'S SPEAKING.
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97. - YOU SEE, I WASN'T ALWAYS
A MASTER SANDLEMAN.
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98. YEARS AGO IN IRISHLAND,
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99. I CAPTAINED MANY A BALLOON
AND TRAVELED THE GLOBE,
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100. SPENDING DAYS
AND NIGHTS IN A BASKET.
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101. AH, THE SMELL OF HELIUM
BURNING OVER ME HEAD.
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102. I WAS THE NUMBER ONE
HOT AIR BALLOONIST IN THE WORLD.
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103. I HAD THE PICK
OF THE LITTER, I DID,
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104. BUT SOMETHING TERRIBLE HAPPENED.
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105. TOO TERRIBLE FOR WORDS.
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106. AYE... OY.
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107. BUT THAT WAS A LONG TIME AGO.
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108. NOW, HERE'S HOW YOU CAN HELP.
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109. TAKE MY SON ON THE RACE,
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110. BEAT MY OLD RECORD,
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111. WIN THE PRIZE FOR SHAMUS
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112. SO WE CAN SEND HIM
TO THE FINEST MUSIC SCHOOL.
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113. - TALK ABOUT PERFECT.
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114. MAYOR TO HELP SINGING BOY.
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115. IT'S A PR MAN'S CREAM DREAM.
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116. - UH, MR. MAYOR,
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117. NOT ONLY ARE WE UNCOMFORTABLE
WITH A CITY OFFICIAL COMPETING
IN THIS CONTEST,
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118. WE ARE VERY UNEASY
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119. CONSIDERING
YOU HAVE NO EXPERIENCE
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120. PILOTING A HOT AIR BALLOON.
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121. - LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
IF I MAY.
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122. I GUARANTEE TEAM MAYOR
WILL WIN THIS CHALLENGE,
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123. AT WHICH POINT I PROMISE
TO GIVE ALL THE PRIZE MONEY
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124. TO THIS LITTLE SWEET BOY SHAMUS
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125. SO HE MAY BECOME
A STRONG AND NORMAL BOY.
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126. - WELL, UH, THAT'S CERTAINLY
YOUR PREROGATIVE, UH,
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127. BUT WHEN YOU GET BACK WE NEED
TO TALK ABOUT THAT, UH...
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128. SEX TAPE.
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129. - GOOD LUCK, BOYS.
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130. - TOM, GIVE ME SOME HEAT.
UP, UP, AND AWAY!
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131. - GODSPEED!
BE STRONG, ME SON.
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132. - BON VOYAGE.
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133. - "I'VE BEEN UP HERE
FOR 3 DAYS NOW.
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134. "LUCKILY, I BROUGHT ALONG
SOME OF YOUR POWDERED
DIET ICED TEA MIX.
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135. "AND I JUST WISH TO HECK
WE'D BROUGHT ALONG SOME WATER.
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136. "SHAMUS IS GETTING WEAKER
EVERY DAY,
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137. "BUT THE MAYOR IS OPTIMISTIC
THAT THE MISSION'S GOING WELL.
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138. I THINK HE'S LOSING HIS MIND."
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139. YEAH.
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140. - "I'LL WRITE YOU WHEN I CAN.
MISS YOU AND THE BOYS.
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141. LOVE, TOM."
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142. - LOOK, TOM,
THE GREAT JEFFERTON STEEPLE.
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143. - TERRIFIC.
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144. - IT IS JUST
TOO GORGEOUS UP HERE.
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145. OH, JUST SMELL THAT FRESH AIR.
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146. OHHH, WOW.
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147. - I WISH I COULD
SHARE YOUR ENTHUSIASM.
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148. I'M JUST VERY,
VERY, VERY AIR SICK.
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149. THE OTHER ASPECT IS THAT I'M
TERRIBLY AFRAID OF HEIGHTS.
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150. - TOM, LOOK AT IT, LOOK AT IT.
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151. LAP 100!
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152. - PARDON ME FOR A SEC.
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153. - AND NOW, THE MARRIED NEWS TEAM
BRINGS YOU OFFICIAL COVERAGE
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154. OF THE HOT AIR
BALLOON CHALLENGE.
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155. STILL MARRIED.
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156. - IT'S DAY 25, AND TEAM MAYOR
HAS JUST MADE ITS 300th LAP
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157. AROUND JEFFERTON.
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158. - A NEW—
- A NEW POLL—
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159. - IT SAYS WAYNE
RIGHT OVER THERE.
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160. - WELL, FORGIVE AND FORGET.
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161. - SO, A NEW POLL?
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162. - A NEW POLL SHOWS THAT
THE PUBLIC'S INTEREST
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163. IN THE GREAT
HOT AIR BALLOON CHALLENGE
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164. COMPLETELY OVERSHADOWS
THE MAYOR'S SEXY SCANDAL.
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165. - AND DON'T FORGET THAT
LITTLE SHAMUS IS ON BOARD.
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166. THAT POOR,
DEVASTATINGLY HANDSOME DEAF BOY.
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167. OH, I'M JUST
GETTING SOMETHING HERE.
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168. ARE YOU GETTING THIS, PUMPKIN.
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169. IT SEEMS LIKE
WE'RE RECEIVING A COMMUNIQUE
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170. FROM CAPTAIN TOM PETERS.
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171. IT'S THE FIRST COMMUNICATION
WE'VE RECEIVED FROM THE VESSEL
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172. IN SEVERAL WEEKS.
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173. - "DEAR JOY,
I MISS BEING WITH YOU.
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174. "I MISS YOUR WARMTH
AND YOUR TENDER HUGS AND KISSES.
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175. "I HAVE TO ADMIT,
IT TOOK ME A WHILE
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176. "TO BECOME
PHYSICALLY ATTRACTED TO YOU,
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177. "BUT I'VE GOTTEN OVER
MY OWN INSECURITIES,
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178. "AND I'M GLAD THAT YOU
UNDERSTAND MY OWN SHORTCOMINGS—
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179. SEXUALLY."
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180. - AH.
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181. - "I WISH I COULD GIVE YOU
THE PLEASURE YOU DESERVE.
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182. BE PATIENT WITH ME.
TOM PETERS."
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183. - AHHH.
OOOHH...
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184. MMMM.
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185. WELL, IT SEEMS LIKE TEAM MAYOR
IS WELL ON ITS WAY
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186. TO BEATING
THE 5,000-LAP RECORD
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187. AROUND JEFFERTON
SET BY BEN SANDLEMAN YEARS AGO.
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188. - HA HA HA...
- HA HA HA...
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189. - AH, THEY'RE GOING
FOR ME RECORD.
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190. WE'LL SEE ABOUT THAT.
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191. - NO!
AURGH!
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192. I TOLD YOU,
I THREW THE WASTE OUT YESTERDAY!
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193. - COME ON, TOM,
YOU DON'T HAVE TO LIE ABOUT IT.
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194. - WHAT DOES IT MATTER?
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195. WE'RE ALL GOING MAD!
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196. YOU'VE TAKEN US TOO FAR,
WE'RE LOW ON FUEL,
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197. WE HAVE TO TURN BACK.
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198. - YOU WANTED THIS MISSION
TO FAIL FROM THE BEGINNING,
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199. DIDN'T YOU, TOM?
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200. - NO!
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201. IT'S JUST THE STORM
IS TEARING US APART,
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202. AND I THINK SHAMUS IS DYING.
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203. LET ME CAPTAIN THE SHIP.
LET ME BRING HER DOWN.
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204. - I WOULDN'T DO THAT
IF I WERE YOU.
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205. - OOOHHH-AHHHH.
OH, PRETTY, OH, PRETTY CLOUDS.
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206. - MAYOR, ARE YOU WITH US?
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207. ROY, IS THAT YOU?
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208. HOW COULD YOU
TURN THAT VIDEO IN?
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209. THAT WAS SOMETHING SPECIAL
BETWEEN YOU AND ME.
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210. - MAYOR, COME LOOK!
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211. HEY HEY, WE'RE GONNA MAKE IT!
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212. HEY, LOOK OVER THERE!
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213. OH, FANTASTIC!
HEE HEE HEE...
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214. - WE DID IT, TOM!
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215. - GOOD WORK.
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216. WHAT WAS THAT?
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217. - LOOKS LIKE THE SANDLEMAN.
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218. - WHAT?
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219. - SANDLEMAN!
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220. - HUH? WHO DIS?
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221. - WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?
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222. - I CAN'T LET YOU
BEAT MY RECORD.
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223. - EVEN IF IT MEANS
HURTING YOUR ONLY SON?
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224. - 'TWOULDN'T BE THE FIRST TIME.
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225. I'M SORRY YOU FELL
FROM MY BALLOON.
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226. 'TWAS THE BIGGEST RACE
OF ME LIFE,
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227. AND THERE WAS
TOO MUCH WEIGHT ON BOARD.
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228. I HAD TO MAKE A TOUGH DECISION.
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229. YOU SEE, I WAS FORCED
TO TOSS YOU OFF.
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230. AND THAT IS WHY
YOU CANNOT HEAR.
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231. NOW THE TRUTH CAN BE TOLD.
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232. SO LONG!
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233. - WE'RE TOO HEAVY, TOM.
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234. WE HAVE TO BEAT HIM
TO THE 5,000-LAP MARK.
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235. WE'VE GOTTA
THROW SHAMUS OVERBOARD.
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236. - WHAT?
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237. - COME ON,
HE'S DEAD WEIGHT, TOM.
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238. HE HASN'T HELPED OUT AT ALL.
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239. WE NEED TO TIE
SOME SANDBAGS TO HIS LEGS
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240. TO SOFTEN THE FALL.
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241. - OK, WELL, LET ME JUST
JUMP ON RECORD HERE,
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242. AND SAY THAT I DON'T THINK
THIS IS SUCH A G—
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243. - TOM, I'M RELIEVING YOU
OF YOUR POST.
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244. YOU'RE NO LONGER FIT
TO CAPTAIN THIS SHIP.
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245. COME ON, TOM, AFTER ME.
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246. - 1, 2, 3!
- 1, 2, 3!
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247. - FULL STEAM AHEAD!
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248. TOM, GIVE ME YOUR SANDAL.
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249. TRY THIS ON FOR SIZE.
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250. - AHHH!
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251. AYE, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?
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252. - WELL, TOM, 3 CHEERS TO YOU.
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253. WE DID IT.
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254. - OH, THANK YOU.
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255. - NO, THANK YOU
FOR YOUR GREAT PR WORK, BUDDY.
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256. - OH, WELL, THANK YOU—AGAIN.
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257. AND YOU KNOW WHAT?
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258. THE CAKE-AND-EAT-IT-TOO-ELEMENT
IN THIS IS THAT THE DOCTOR SAYS
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259. SHAMUS IS GONNA BE RIGHT AS RAIN
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260. IN A COUPLE WEEKS.
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261. - AH, LOOK AT HIM, TOM.
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262. POOR SHAMUS
IS GONNA NEED A FATHER NOW.
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263. I'M REALLY HOPING YOU CAN
STEP UP TO THAT CHALLENGE.
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264. - I'VE BEEN THINKING ABOUT IT,
AND HE DOES DESERVE A GOOD HOME.
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265. OF COURSE, MY STEPSONS
ARE GONNA HAVE TO ADJUST
TO THE DEAFNESS, BUT...
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266. - SHAMUS?
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267. CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP
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268. - BULL'S-EYE!
- YEAH!
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269. CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL
CAPTIONING INSTITUTE
—www.ncicap.org—
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