Tom Goes to the Mayor 1x8

Directed by

David Pires as Roy Teppert (voice) • Gregg Atwill as In Crowd - Wearing Vest (voice) • Bob Odenkirk as Sandleman (voice)

Tom gets hired as the Mayor's PR man just as the Mayor is involved in a scandal resulting from a sex tape he made with popular musician Roy Teppert. To renew himself, the mayor drags along Tom and Shamus, a little deaf singing boy, on a hot air balloon trip.

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1. AND NOW, THE NUMBER ONE INVESTIGATING MARRIED NEWS TEAM

2. IN JEFFERTON COUNTY.

3. UNRELENTING IN UNCOVERING

4. THE STORY BEHIND THE STORY.

5. NUMBER ONE IN MARRIAGE,

6. FACTS, NEWS,

7. AND BLOWING THE LID OFF OF THE HOTTEST STORIES.

8. - AND NOW TO TONIGHT'S TOP STORY.

9. SEX! MONEY! MAYOR!

10. - CHANNEL 5 NEWS HAS JUST OBTAINED

11. A SHOCKING VIDEO OF THE MAYOR,

12. WHICH CONFIRMS LOCAL BANDLEADER ROY TEPPERT'S DISTURBING SEXUAL ALLEGATIONS.

13. - WOW! DEVASTATING STUFF.

14. IN OTHER NEWS,

15. THE GREAT JEFFERTON HOT AIR BALLOON CHALLENGE

16. IS THIS WEEKEND.

17. - LOCALS WILL GATHER TO SEE IF ANYONE

18. CAN BEAT THE RECORD OF 5,000 BALLOON LAPS AROUND JEFFERTON.

19. CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP

20. - CITIZENS OF JEFFERTON, I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE THINKING.

21. THIS VIDEO—

22. CAN WE TAKE A TWO ON THAT?

23. CITIZENS OF JEFFERTON, I AM SORRY FOR—OH.

24. THAT'S NOT WORKING.

25. ALL RIGHT, GET IT TOGETHER.

26. ONE, TWO...

27. COME ON, JEFFERTON, IT'S ME.

28. - P-PARDON. HMM. IT'S TOM PETERS.

29. - HELLO, TOM.

30. - I'M HERE FOR THE PR INTERVIEW.

31. - GREAT. COME ON IN.

32. - OH, WHAT I DID WAS, I CAME UP WITH A COUPLE QUICK FIXES

33. REGARDING, R.E., YOUR SCANDAL.

34. - OH, TOM, THANK GOODNESS. LET ME HEAR THEM.

35. - OK, WELL, NUMERO UNO ON MY LIST...

36. STARTS WITH JUST LOOKING AT A DIFFERENT—

37. - OH, TOM, YOU BETTER GET THAT LEG UP.

38. - UH, MY LEG?

39. - OH, NO. WHY? WHY?

40. - I—I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALK—I DON'T—

41. - TOM, WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR FOOT?

42. - MY FOOT? I'M FIT AS A FIDDLE.

43. - YEAH, BUT YOU'RE ALL A MESS DOWN THERE.

44. - YOU MEAN MY SANDAL?

45. IT'S JUST MY STUPID BUCKLE. YOU KNOW, IT JUST BROKE.

46. PAIN IN THE NECK.

47. - OH, NO, NO, NO, NO.

48. - WELL, IF WE COULD JUST GET BACK TO THE TOPIC AT HAND.

49. YOU KNOW, I THINK THE REAL DANGER POINT REGARDING THE SANDAL IS—

50. SCAN—SCANDAL. SORRY.

51. AH. AH!

52. BLEW IT AGAIN.

53. - HMM, SWEET SANDAL. IT'LL BE OK.

54. WE'LL GET YOU FIXED UP. I PROMISE.

55. EMERGENCY.

56. - NO, NO. IT'S JUST A BUCKLE.

57. - AH, COME IN, COME IN.

58. LET ME TAKE A LOOK AT IT.

59. OH, TRAGEDY.

60. OH, MY.

61. COULD BE THE BUCKLE.

62. YES, IT IS THE BUCKLE, YES.

63. - HOLD ON A SECOND.

64. WHERE'S THAT BEAUTIFUL MUSIC COMING FROM?

65. - THAT'S ME SON.

66. LET ME CALL HIM OUT HERE.

67. - WONDERFUL. BRAVO!

68. BRAVO!

69. - HOW TERRIFIC.

70. - SHAMUS IS DEAF, I'M AFRAID.

71. DEAF AS A DOORNAIL.

72. - OH, HE SOUNDS JUST LIKE A WINGED ANGEL, THOUGH.

73. - HA HA! GIVE ME YOUR SANDAL, MR. PETER.

74. I'LL FIX IT IN A JIFF.

75. - OH, WHAT A WONDERFUL SHOP.

76. - YOU KNOW, I JUST DID SOME QUICK BRAINSTORMING,

77. AND YOU KNOW, I THINK I CAME UP WITH AN IDEA TO TAKE SOME OFF THE HEAT OFF THE SCANDAL.

78. - GO AHEAD, TOM, I'M ALL EARS.

79. GET IT? - WHAT?

80. - YOU KNOW, THE DEAF BOY. AND I SAID EARS.

81. HA HA HA!

82. - OK.

83. - OOH... OK. I FIXED YOUR SANDAL.

84. 'TWAS WEAK AT THE BASE.

85. SO FRAGILE, LIKE MY LITTLE SHAMUS'S HEART.

86. - THANK YOU, SIR. YOU'VE MADE THEM STRONG.

87. I CAN SEE THAT, AND I HONOR YOU.

88. I JUST WISH THERE WAS A WAY TO REPAY YOU

89. FOR ALL THE WONDERFUL WORK YOU'VE DONE HERE.

90. - OH, LET ME JUST GET MY CHECKBOOK OUT.

91. - I CAN THINK OF ONE WAY.

92. DO YOU KNOW OF THE HOT AIR BALLOON CHALLENGE

93. THIS WEEKEND?

94. - ABSOLUTELY NOT.

95. - ACTUALLY, I'VE HEARD OF THAT. IT'S THE, UH—

96. - SSHHHH, TOM, THE SANDLEMAN'S SPEAKING.

97. - YOU SEE, I WASN'T ALWAYS A MASTER SANDLEMAN.

98. YEARS AGO IN IRISHLAND,

99. I CAPTAINED MANY A BALLOON AND TRAVELED THE GLOBE,

100. SPENDING DAYS AND NIGHTS IN A BASKET.

101. AH, THE SMELL OF HELIUM BURNING OVER ME HEAD.

102. I WAS THE NUMBER ONE HOT AIR BALLOONIST IN THE WORLD.

103. I HAD THE PICK OF THE LITTER, I DID,

104. BUT SOMETHING TERRIBLE HAPPENED.

105. TOO TERRIBLE FOR WORDS.

106. AYE... OY.

107. BUT THAT WAS A LONG TIME AGO.

108. NOW, HERE'S HOW YOU CAN HELP.

109. TAKE MY SON ON THE RACE,

110. BEAT MY OLD RECORD,

111. WIN THE PRIZE FOR SHAMUS

112. SO WE CAN SEND HIM TO THE FINEST MUSIC SCHOOL.

113. - TALK ABOUT PERFECT.

114. MAYOR TO HELP SINGING BOY.

115. IT'S A PR MAN'S CREAM DREAM.

116. - UH, MR. MAYOR,

117. NOT ONLY ARE WE UNCOMFORTABLE WITH A CITY OFFICIAL COMPETING IN THIS CONTEST,

118. WE ARE VERY UNEASY

119. CONSIDERING YOU HAVE NO EXPERIENCE

120. PILOTING A HOT AIR BALLOON.

121. - LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, IF I MAY.

122. I GUARANTEE TEAM MAYOR WILL WIN THIS CHALLENGE,

123. AT WHICH POINT I PROMISE TO GIVE ALL THE PRIZE MONEY

124. TO THIS LITTLE SWEET BOY SHAMUS

125. SO HE MAY BECOME A STRONG AND NORMAL BOY.

126. - WELL, UH, THAT'S CERTAINLY YOUR PREROGATIVE, UH,

127. BUT WHEN YOU GET BACK WE NEED TO TALK ABOUT THAT, UH...

128. SEX TAPE.

129. - GOOD LUCK, BOYS.

130. - TOM, GIVE ME SOME HEAT. UP, UP, AND AWAY!

131. - GODSPEED! BE STRONG, ME SON.

132. - BON VOYAGE.

133. - "I'VE BEEN UP HERE FOR 3 DAYS NOW.

134. "LUCKILY, I BROUGHT ALONG SOME OF YOUR POWDERED DIET ICED TEA MIX.

135. "AND I JUST WISH TO HECK WE'D BROUGHT ALONG SOME WATER.

136. "SHAMUS IS GETTING WEAKER EVERY DAY,

137. "BUT THE MAYOR IS OPTIMISTIC THAT THE MISSION'S GOING WELL.

138. I THINK HE'S LOSING HIS MIND."

139. YEAH.

140. - "I'LL WRITE YOU WHEN I CAN. MISS YOU AND THE BOYS.

141. LOVE, TOM."

142. - LOOK, TOM, THE GREAT JEFFERTON STEEPLE.

143. - TERRIFIC.

144. - IT IS JUST TOO GORGEOUS UP HERE.

145. OH, JUST SMELL THAT FRESH AIR.

146. OHHH, WOW.

147. - I WISH I COULD SHARE YOUR ENTHUSIASM.

148. I'M JUST VERY, VERY, VERY AIR SICK.

149. THE OTHER ASPECT IS THAT I'M TERRIBLY AFRAID OF HEIGHTS.

150. - TOM, LOOK AT IT, LOOK AT IT.

151. LAP 100!

152. - PARDON ME FOR A SEC.

153. - AND NOW, THE MARRIED NEWS TEAM BRINGS YOU OFFICIAL COVERAGE

154. OF THE HOT AIR BALLOON CHALLENGE.

155. STILL MARRIED.

156. - IT'S DAY 25, AND TEAM MAYOR HAS JUST MADE ITS 300th LAP

157. AROUND JEFFERTON.

158. - A NEW— - A NEW POLL—

159. - IT SAYS WAYNE RIGHT OVER THERE.

160. - WELL, FORGIVE AND FORGET.

161. - SO, A NEW POLL?

162. - A NEW POLL SHOWS THAT THE PUBLIC'S INTEREST

163. IN THE GREAT HOT AIR BALLOON CHALLENGE

164. COMPLETELY OVERSHADOWS THE MAYOR'S SEXY SCANDAL.

165. - AND DON'T FORGET THAT LITTLE SHAMUS IS ON BOARD.

166. THAT POOR, DEVASTATINGLY HANDSOME DEAF BOY.

167. OH, I'M JUST GETTING SOMETHING HERE.

168. ARE YOU GETTING THIS, PUMPKIN.

169. IT SEEMS LIKE WE'RE RECEIVING A COMMUNIQUE

170. FROM CAPTAIN TOM PETERS.

171. IT'S THE FIRST COMMUNICATION WE'VE RECEIVED FROM THE VESSEL

172. IN SEVERAL WEEKS.

173. - "DEAR JOY, I MISS BEING WITH YOU.

174. "I MISS YOUR WARMTH AND YOUR TENDER HUGS AND KISSES.

175. "I HAVE TO ADMIT, IT TOOK ME A WHILE

176. "TO BECOME PHYSICALLY ATTRACTED TO YOU,

177. "BUT I'VE GOTTEN OVER MY OWN INSECURITIES,

178. "AND I'M GLAD THAT YOU UNDERSTAND MY OWN SHORTCOMINGS—

179. SEXUALLY."

180. - AH.

181. - "I WISH I COULD GIVE YOU THE PLEASURE YOU DESERVE.

182. BE PATIENT WITH ME. TOM PETERS."

183. - AHHH. OOOHH...

184. MMMM.

185. WELL, IT SEEMS LIKE TEAM MAYOR IS WELL ON ITS WAY

186. TO BEATING THE 5,000-LAP RECORD

187. AROUND JEFFERTON SET BY BEN SANDLEMAN YEARS AGO.

188. - HA HA HA... - HA HA HA...

189. - AH, THEY'RE GOING FOR ME RECORD.

190. WE'LL SEE ABOUT THAT.

191. - NO! AURGH!

192. I TOLD YOU, I THREW THE WASTE OUT YESTERDAY!

193. - COME ON, TOM, YOU DON'T HAVE TO LIE ABOUT IT.

194. - WHAT DOES IT MATTER?

195. WE'RE ALL GOING MAD!

196. YOU'VE TAKEN US TOO FAR, WE'RE LOW ON FUEL,

197. WE HAVE TO TURN BACK.

198. - YOU WANTED THIS MISSION TO FAIL FROM THE BEGINNING,

199. DIDN'T YOU, TOM?

200. - NO!

201. IT'S JUST THE STORM IS TEARING US APART,

202. AND I THINK SHAMUS IS DYING.

203. LET ME CAPTAIN THE SHIP. LET ME BRING HER DOWN.

204. - I WOULDN'T DO THAT IF I WERE YOU.

205. - OOOHHH-AHHHH. OH, PRETTY, OH, PRETTY CLOUDS.

206. - MAYOR, ARE YOU WITH US?

207. ROY, IS THAT YOU?

208. HOW COULD YOU TURN THAT VIDEO IN?

209. THAT WAS SOMETHING SPECIAL BETWEEN YOU AND ME.

210. - MAYOR, COME LOOK!

211. HEY HEY, WE'RE GONNA MAKE IT!

212. HEY, LOOK OVER THERE!

213. OH, FANTASTIC! HEE HEE HEE...

214. - WE DID IT, TOM!

215. - GOOD WORK.

216. WHAT WAS THAT?

217. - LOOKS LIKE THE SANDLEMAN.

218. - WHAT?

219. - SANDLEMAN!

220. - HUH? WHO DIS?

221. - WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?

222. - I CAN'T LET YOU BEAT MY RECORD.

223. - EVEN IF IT MEANS HURTING YOUR ONLY SON?

224. - 'TWOULDN'T BE THE FIRST TIME.

225. I'M SORRY YOU FELL FROM MY BALLOON.

226. 'TWAS THE BIGGEST RACE OF ME LIFE,

227. AND THERE WAS TOO MUCH WEIGHT ON BOARD.

228. I HAD TO MAKE A TOUGH DECISION.

229. YOU SEE, I WAS FORCED TO TOSS YOU OFF.

230. AND THAT IS WHY YOU CANNOT HEAR.

231. NOW THE TRUTH CAN BE TOLD.

232. SO LONG!

233. - WE'RE TOO HEAVY, TOM.

234. WE HAVE TO BEAT HIM TO THE 5,000-LAP MARK.

235. WE'VE GOTTA THROW SHAMUS OVERBOARD.

236. - WHAT?

237. - COME ON, HE'S DEAD WEIGHT, TOM.

238. HE HASN'T HELPED OUT AT ALL.

239. WE NEED TO TIE SOME SANDBAGS TO HIS LEGS

240. TO SOFTEN THE FALL.

241. - OK, WELL, LET ME JUST JUMP ON RECORD HERE,

242. AND SAY THAT I DON'T THINK THIS IS SUCH A G—

243. - TOM, I'M RELIEVING YOU OF YOUR POST.

244. YOU'RE NO LONGER FIT TO CAPTAIN THIS SHIP.

245. COME ON, TOM, AFTER ME.

246. - 1, 2, 3! - 1, 2, 3!

247. - FULL STEAM AHEAD!

248. TOM, GIVE ME YOUR SANDAL.

249. TRY THIS ON FOR SIZE.

250. - AHHH!

251. AYE, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?

252. - WELL, TOM, 3 CHEERS TO YOU.

253. WE DID IT.

254. - OH, THANK YOU.

255. - NO, THANK YOU FOR YOUR GREAT PR WORK, BUDDY.

256. - OH, WELL, THANK YOU—AGAIN.

257. AND YOU KNOW WHAT?

258. THE CAKE-AND-EAT-IT-TOO-ELEMENT IN THIS IS THAT THE DOCTOR SAYS

259. SHAMUS IS GONNA BE RIGHT AS RAIN

260. IN A COUPLE WEEKS.

261. - AH, LOOK AT HIM, TOM.

262. POOR SHAMUS IS GONNA NEED A FATHER NOW.

263. I'M REALLY HOPING YOU CAN STEP UP TO THAT CHALLENGE.

264. - I'VE BEEN THINKING ABOUT IT, AND HE DOES DESERVE A GOOD HOME.

265. OF COURSE, MY STEPSONS ARE GONNA HAVE TO ADJUST TO THE DEAFNESS, BUT...

266. - SHAMUS?

267. CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP

268. - BULL'S-EYE! - YEAH!

269. CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE —www.ncicap.org—