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4. James is wearing
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5. Richard drives a
Lamborghini striped,Copy !req
6. and designate, as' big
car manufacturers in the world.Copy !req
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8. Hello everyone. Hello, thank you.Copy !req
9. Thank you very much.Copy !req
10. Wow ... crazy!Copy !req
11. Now, as we know ...Copy !req
12. As we know, you can not
never get rid of a bad.Copy !req
13. No matter how many times you kill him.Copy !req
14. Remember Glenn Close
in "Fatal Attraction"?Copy !req
15. he was stabbed, and he was
drowned ... Half an hour later ...Copy !req
16. emerged from the tank.Copy !req
17. Then he got the Dalek, he got 'Blofeld,
he got '... Peter Mandelson!Copy !req
18. he just keep Keep coming back.Copy !req
19. And then, even Top Gear
has its bad history.Copy !req
20. yes, it's the caravan.Copy !req
21. Now, as the audience will know
usual Nuvolari, we have, in the last 24 hoursCopy !req
22. We have done our best to save
the world from the threat of the trailer.Copy !req
23. There is one more actually...Copy !req
24. that is, a few of you will agree,Copy !req
25. a good job in the battle to liberate
congestion in the streets by these vendors.Copy !req
26. Unfortunately, and 'a battle
we are losing.Copy !req
27. Currently, the streets of England,
circulates almost half a million trailer.Copy !req
28. And the English and 'the people
more 'uses caravans in Europe.Copy !req
29. A title that, according to the Council of
Caravan, detained for nearly four years.Copy !req
30. In short, build more 'trailer
than we can destroy.Copy !req
31. So we need an approach
Scientific and off the roads.Copy !req
32. And maybe I could find.Copy !req
33. Works!Copy !req
34. Been witnessing the inaugural flight
the first trailer-airship in the world.Copy !req
35. And I think that this is the
solution to all our problems.Copy !req
36. There are only two ways to go
use 2-liter diesel car,Copy !req
37. attach the trailer and cover the visual
to all the people you're annoying.Copy !req
38. Or you can make it fly so '.Copy !req
39. So 'everyone wins.
Guide will be 'more' funCopy !req
40. and go in the trailer more exciting.Copy !req
41. However, like all
futuristic projects,Copy !req
42. there are some details to finish.Copy !req
43. Normally, you have both
the car that the trailer,Copy !req
44. so ', when you reach the campsite
You can use the car.Copy !req
45. I of course not, so
I need someone ...Copy !req
46. which leads me to the car at the campsite.Copy !req
47. To do this, I will call 'my old
appear destruction caravan:Copy !req
48. Mr. Richard Hammond.Copy !req
49. Exactly. And since there is
tow a trailer around,Copy !req
50. we can use a nice car.Copy !req
51. This car does not snap '
never a Swift Rapide.Copy !req
52. It 'a Lamborghini,Copy !req
53. probably the car
more 'away from the concept of caravans.Copy !req
54. And this' new Gallardo Balboni.Copy !req
55. E 'a tribute to Valentino Balboni,
the most 'famous tester Lamborghini.Copy !req
56. While wearing the cardigan for work, was
mad. And as a tribute to his follyCopy !req
57. This Gallardo and 'Lamborghini
more 'neutral produced in recent years.Copy !req
58. But I will tell you 'more' below.
Before I call JamesCopy !req
59. to give him a little 'encouragement.Copy !req
60. Hammond, is May.Copy !req
61. Hello! That
thing will crash ',Copy !req
62. burn 'and explode'.Copy !req
63. And you will be scattered in million
pieces for the English countryside.Copy !req
64. Do not be so 'defeatist.Copy !req
65. However, I have an address to give you.
And 'the Hunter Moon Caravan ClubCopy !req
66. just past Wareham, Dorset.Copy !req
67. I booked, they know that I will arrive 'in the air.
See you for lunch near the River.Copy !req
68. Okay, see you soon.Copy !req
69. A trip in a caravan
with a Lamborghini.Copy !req
70. I think that May could
us guessed this time.Copy !req
71. Let me tell you about a bit 'of
caravan-airship. Kalymnos' 38 metersCopy !req
72. and 'kept in the air by
3115 cubic meters of hot airCopy !req
73. and it 'really a brilliant solution,Copy !req
74. because 'it all worthwhile for a trip
in caravans and 'still hereCopy !req
75. instrumentation pops up from the table,Copy !req
76. burners would go where the stove
and can be used for cooking,Copy !req
77. the beds go where I'm sitting now.Copy !req
78. Remains a caravan, just flying.Copy !req
79. Floating in the endless blue. E 'magnifico.Copy !req
80. Meanwhile, on land,Copy !req
81. I was proving to be the best
journey to a camp ever done.Copy !req
82. According to our research,Copy !req
83. 37 percent of the caravan
hosted an exchange of torque.Copy !req
84. Well, think what would happen if they jumped
Outside the keys to this baby. Oh yes' ...Copy !req
85. I said, because 'this and'
a tribute to their meters more 'crazyCopy !req
86. Lamborghini has set aside
of the usual four-wheel drive GallardoCopy !req
87. and it 'round the old drive
back to real men.Copy !req
88. This makes 120 kg more 'lightly.Copy !req
89. Monta traditional brake steel
instead of those carbon-ceramic.Copy !req
90. This' piece punk
Lamborghini.Copy !req
91. - Hammond? I am May.
- Oh ... Hello?Copy !req
92. - You are alive!
- How are you?Copy !req
93. I'm fine, how to proceed?Copy !req
94. Er, well enough.
There 'a small problem ...Copy !req
95. - What?
- It's not 'half the airline to' fast in the world.Copy !req
96. in quantity is not 'fast?Copy !req
97. Well, the speed 'and maximum' of 27.Copy !req
98. 127 km / h are not all
evil. In Liena straight ...Copy !req
99. No. I said 27, not 127.Copy !req
100. - Oh ...
- Pero, 'Look ...Copy !req
101. Dorset and 'a little' too far, then
I have a new address for you. Are you ready?Copy !req
102. - What? Another address?
- Dale Acres Caravan Club, and 'in Kent.Copy !req
103. Probably would not be my
first choice for a travel trailer.Copy !req
104. I know, but it is not 'far from where
I am. I'll buy you 'ice cream.Copy !req
105. See you there '.Copy !req
106. Well, camp number two ... We go.Copy !req
107. Time and 'time for a
po 'cooking wheel.Copy !req
108. This 'definitely the most cooker'
powerful ever mounted on a trailer.Copy !req
109. Very well done, first.Copy !req
110. Ok, we're on the road, I
through another village.Copy !req
111. It's all part of the great adventures
who are traveling in caravans.Copy !req
112. Now back to Balboni.Copy !req
113. The point 'that its simplicity'
makes it better to drive.Copy !req
114. The steering and 'much more' reactiveCopy !req
115. because 'There' traction
half full.Copy !req
116. And the change, which is' manual,
you from 'feeling ...Copy !req
117. and 'how to shake hands
an old friend.Copy !req
118. The only thing more basic and not '
because the price ', strangelyCopy !req
119. This Spartan Gallardo
costs 163,000 pounds,Copy !req
120. SAY '18,000 in the most' of the common
Gallardo-wheel-drive.Copy !req
121. So, maybe it 'true
that "less and 'better'.Copy !req
122. Balboni drove me to
Our campsite in Kent ...Copy !req
123. When I refer James'.Copy !req
124. - Hello?
- Hello?Copy !req
125. 're Calling from beyond the grave?Copy !req
126. Not at all.Copy !req
127. Up here 'goes to great
friend. You like.Copy !req
128. - I have a small problem.
- What's' now?Copy !req
129. The benefits are not the best.Copy !req
130. If I go against the wind
30 knots, we say that ...Copy !req
131. begin to go backwards.Copy !req
132. Ie 'you can not go against
the wind and 'more' stronger than 30 knots?Copy !req
133. - No.
- What is the wind now?Copy !req
134. Well, first was at 12 knots.Copy !req
135. So 'You're saying
vague for the England adrift?Copy !req
136. We put too much to arrive in Kent
I have to go back to the Suffolk.Copy !req
137. - Okay.
- Anyway, I'll give an address.Copy !req
138. Because 'you have not booked in any
camping in England before leaving?Copy !req
139. How about we stop complaining about?Copy !req
140. What tonto.Copy !req
141. If this trailer-blimp
catch on, we ...Copy !req
142. the sky full of airships crashing
between them just gets a bit 'windCopy !req
143. and streets full of cars crashing
because 'must continue to change direction.Copy !req
144. Ok, camp number three.Copy !req
145. with the wind behind, I headed
towards our new destination.Copy !req
146. Hello, Caravan Club,
how can I help you?Copy !req
147. Hello, I was wondering if you have free pitches
at White House Beach Club this afternoon.Copy !req
148. - His last name?
- May. M-to-y.Copy !req
149. If you are equipped for
For arrivals by airship?Copy !req
150. blimp? So, ok ...Copy !req
151. She and 'really a member
the Caravan Club?Copy !req
152. Here I am in the land of ...Copy !req
153. of ... here, this country, and it '...Copy !req
154. a place that I would
Ever wanted to see.Copy !req
155. There 'a tower really
very high over there '.Copy !req
156. It 'clearly a danger to
caravans. I mean, look at her.Copy !req
157. I must remember to tell James.Copy !req
158. As it was later learned, at that time
James had something else to worry about.Copy !req
159. Mayday, mayday, mayday.Copy !req
160. Norwich, here Golf-Golf-Papa, I'm
entering your airspace.Copy !req
161. Golf-Golf-Papa, here Norwich. Are entering
in an area of intense air trafficCopy !req
162. at the time and 'priority that
stay away, far away.Copy !req
163. Norwich, here Golf-Papa-Golf.
Sorry but I can not perform,Copy !req
164. I have no control of the airship
because of wind conditions.Copy !req
165. Golf-Golf-Papa, stay at a distance.Copy !req
166. Norwich will not run.Copy !req
167. You traffic, 11 hours, about 800 meters,
fast approaching on your left.Copy !req
168. Ok, first seen here Golf-Papa-Golf.Copy !req
169. Golf-Papa-Golf, More
traffic at 3 am, to starboard.Copy !req
170. Ie '... fuckingCopy !req
171. BBC Radio 1 News.Copy !req
172. It was the news, no news of huge
fireballs at Northamptonshire,Copy !req
173. rains or locks of hair
burned or shreds of hideous sweaters.Copy !req
174. However, maybe I'm too pessimistic.Copy !req
175. Surely everything is going well.Copy !req
176. No! Stay where you are!Copy !req
177. Here Golf-Golf-Papa, I am
close to the KLM cityhopper.Copy !req
178. Please avvisateli of
not start to take off.Copy !req
179. Golf-Golf-Papa, here Norwich, a helicopter
Police will 'li' at times.Copy !req
180. Here Golf-Golf-Papa, please
the helicopter is not 'necessary.Copy !req
181. I will try 'to clear the area
maintaining this height.Copy !req
182. Here Papa-Golf-Golf. Please,
not call the police.Copy !req
183. police helicopter in Norfolk
Oscar-Nine-Nine-Two-Golf-Tango I receive?Copy !req
184. Here Golf-Golf-Papa,
received ... Fuck!Copy !req
185. Here the police helicopter. We are not
aware of your intentions,Copy !req
186. but you have violated the airspace
Norwich airport.Copy !req
187. I think I'm about to receive
a huge dressing down.Copy !req
188. Here in Suffolk,
famous tourist destination.Copy !req
189. Still missing a few kilometers.Copy !req
190. James will be 'already' landed,Copy !req
191. will 'settle the trailer,
organized our house,Copy !req
192. and will have 'already' put
the kettle on.Copy !req
193. With the voice of the angry police
Flying is in my ear,Copy !req
194. finally reached the campsite.Copy !req
195. did not know if it was one where I
booked, but was fine.Copy !req
196. Go. We land with discretion.Copy !req
197. We approach slowly
from above the trees.Copy !req
198. You should get off lightly.Copy !req
199. A bit 'of gas ...Copy !req
200. I'm helping to realize a dream
shared by many brave men.Copy !req
201. People who had first imagined
the elegance and magnificence 'of the craft.Copy !req
202. Von Zeppelin, Nevil Shute,
Wallace Barnes, this' for you.Copy !req
203. I'm going a bit 'drift ...Copy !req
204. A little 'adrift. Slut
puppets, and 'difficult!Copy !req
205. Gas! Gas!Copy !req
206. Is going down '!Copy !req
207. No!Copy !req
208. I try to keep it standing.Copy !req
209. Probably andro '
a little 'side ...Copy !req
210. Mayday!Copy !req
211. No!Copy !req
212. Oh, damn it, stop!
Stop! Stop!Copy !req
213. Papa-Echo-Charlie-Charlie-Charlie
Whiskey-Echo-Papa ... that there '?Copy !req
214. I think this idea has a future.Copy !req
215. James, airships do not work
and have never worked.Copy !req
216. You can not do any land
airplane full of hot air.Copy !req
217. I was in a balloon
once, and it 'landedCopy !req
218. crawling on his side
through a hedge into a fieldCopy !req
219. and ended up on the lady
mayor, who was in the basket with me.Copy !req
220. It 'a long story, man.Copy !req
221. Ridiculous But do not talk about
balloons, we talk about the Lamborghini.Copy !req
222. - Gia '.
- Why '...Copy !req
223. Oh, e. .. and 'absolutely crazy, go
by four-wheel drive to rear,Copy !req
224. and 'more' neutral, and 'how to do free climbing
without ropes or tools. It 'fabulous.Copy !req
225. But in comparison ... talking traction
rear, compared to the Ferrari 430 ...Copy !req
226. Non .. and not 'equally
good ... but it 'better.Copy !req
227. I know what you mean. The ostentatious
the white stripe.Copy !req
228. - A true supercar.
- Oh, and 'just fantastic.Copy !req
229. Obviously you have led a very
more 'than I thought,Copy !req
230. because of the strange weather
who have bothered James: the breeze.Copy !req
231. Simply breeze,
was more 'a hurricane!Copy !req
232. - It was just a cloud ...
- It was a breeze, a breeze!Copy !req
233. - Anyway ...
- Let the news.Copy !req
234. Then, the Danes
made an announcement:Copy !req
235. begin to produce
a supercar, here it is.Copy !req
236. It has a V8 with supercharger
both volumetric ... that turbineCopy !req
237. and declare that
all possible componentsCopy !req
238. will be constructed and supplied
by Danish company.Copy !req
239. - Really?
- Yes!Copy !req
240. Sara 'made of bacon?Copy !req
241. Sara 'lubricated with butter
of Danish pastries?Copy !req
242. I will tell you how '. You
mind the Bang and Olufsen?Copy !req
243. Sara 'a beautiful
subject of Danish design.Copy !req
244. And, if I understand correctly, within
all electronics will 'Philips.Copy !req
245. - So will 'more' or something like this'.
- Extraordinary.Copy !req
246. So now not be able 'to buy
everything 'they produce, right?Copy !req
247. No, I'm a bit 'a fanatic
of Bang and Olufsen.Copy !req
248. Ah, a little '?Copy !req
249. Have you seen the new Audi? New
Audi Bang and Olufsen speakersCopy !req
250. that rise from the dashboard
when you turn on the stereo!Copy !req
251. And I think that you,
meantime, get up ...Copy !req
252. Exactly!Copy !req
253. It 'like catnip for him! If
Take a Bang and Olufsen stereo,Copy !req
254. if close to his chest with his front paws
and rear kick in this way.Copy !req
255. - "I love it I love it!"
- What 'the catnip? What 'the catnip?Copy !req
256. The catnip ... It 'a kind
of grass by the cat,Copy !req
257. - And he ... and freak out.
- The only thing I would do to a catCopy !req
258. and 'to give his name
and address to my dogs.Copy !req
259. I'd like to see your dogs
chasing a cat with the name and address!Copy !req
260. When I told him that I would
sent my dog from his catCopy !req
261. You will not be 'able!Copy !req
262. Sure, I imagine your dog
gay men who come to look for my cat.Copy !req
263. Would be kicked in the behind.Copy !req
264. However, after hearing, speech Bang
and Olufsen brings me back to that carCopy !req
265. because 'I think it
absolutely fantasticCopy !req
266. - I do not care if and 'made of bacon.
- What's your name?Copy !req
267. Bang and Danish pastries,
or something like that.Copy !req
268. Now, I do not know if you read the papers
This week, a woman has given birth ...Copy !req
269. while he was going
hospital on a Kia.Copy !req
270. Well, the girl who
and 'born and' was called ...Copy !req
271. Kia.Copy !req
272. It could be worse,
could be called ... Proton.Copy !req
273. Since these people
called his daughter Kia,Copy !req
274. Kia, the manufacturer,
gave him a Kia.Copy !req
275. We have a picture of
delivery, look.Copy !req
276. This leads us to give you a straight
Top Gear's very important:Copy !req
277. If you are going to the hospital
to give birth and you are in a Kia ...Copy !req
278. for heaven's sake, get off!Copy !req
279. Call it "Dumpster"
Bus StationCopy !req
280. Phone booth, just
coming down from that car!Copy !req
281. "Name this child with
name of 'Entry Mediaworld'. "Copy !req
282. Or so ', they give you a microwave
car and not awful like that.Copy !req
283. Think about this story
small Kia hereCopy !req
284. could inspire other
emulators, right?Copy !req
285. There will be a lot of pope 'waiting
the last minute of the last day, having ...Copy !req
286. hired on the sly
a Lamborghini MurcielagoCopy !req
287. that will drive much
slowly to the hospital.Copy !req
288. "All right dear?
Hold on ... "Copy !req
289. "Why is your name 'Pagani Zonda
optional carbon-ceramic brakes'? "Copy !req
290. Now, last week, we three
were at Middlesborough, right?Copy !req
291. Saturday night we had
go by car in England.Copy !req
292. Ok, so ...Copy !req
293. Do you understand what I mean.
We were on the M1 and the fact was that ...Copy !req
294. All three had been away six weeks
and wanted to review our families.Copy !req
295. Then we ran on the M1,
we arrived in Leicestershire ...Copy !req
296. where we have located 30 km
work in progress. 30 km!Copy !req
297. And there was a limit of 80 km / h
and there were cameras ...Copy !req
298. the entire stretch.Copy !req
299. There were traffic lights, no rain, street
to three lanes, but you were forced to do 80.Copy !req
300. I do not know who the Minister of Transport,
but I want to find the manCopy !req
301. who gave birth to this idea,Copy !req
302. going into his office Monday 'morning
and give him a strong punch at the temples.Copy !req
303. Because 'if he does he will find it'
I could make it stick 'to a milling machineCopy !req
304. to find out if and 'can transform
the head of a man in a perfect cube.Copy !req
305. You know why 'there' the limit of 80? For
protect the safety 'of workers ...Copy !req
306. were not there '!Copy !req
307. - They were in bed, where I wanted to be, too!
- I totally agree with you.Copy !req
308. But the problem is not
solves cubizzando heads,Copy !req
309. resolved so ': when workers
no, go to 110.Copy !req
310. - But I catch you!
- No, but if all goes to 110 ...Copy !req
311. Ok, which of you would go to 110 in a stretch
with work in progress and full of cameras?Copy !req
312. James No one, you
challenges them and their fines you!Copy !req
313. No, it works, try to believe.Copy !req
314. Go to 110, and that 'the limit,
then go to court,Copy !req
315. before a jury and
argued, correctly,Copy !req
316. that and 'wrong to apply the limit of
80 when there is' no one to protect.Copy !req
317. So you're saying it 'logical?Copy !req
318. - Yes, it is' logical!
- E 'logical even kill Peter Mandelson!Copy !req
319. - No, it's not '!
- You ', instead!Copy !req
320. - No!
- You ', only that you can not.Copy !req
321. Kill Peter Mandelsen and 'questionable.Copy !req
322. Being able to go to 110 in
Highway, and 'a certainty.Copy !req
323. How many people went to the march for
peace, a million? And we went to war.Copy !req
324. How many people went to the march for
Hunting, 400,000? But it 'still forbidden.Copy !req
325. The government does not care
the opinion of the people.Copy !req
326. Especially that of an old
petulant queen with long hairCopy !req
327. that goes out saying, I
I went to 110 because 'and' logical!Copy !req
328. You are absolutely right,
limits on motorwaysCopy !req
329. can be annoying, and here
the two solutions that we propose:Copy !req
330. Make the revolution
cubizzare or on people's minds ...Copy !req
331. Alternatively, you
just boot a bit 'before!Copy !req
332. No! Cubizzate their heads!Copy !req
333. - Quit five minutes before ...
- I do not have five minutes!Copy !req
334. - Anyway, are not five.
- Five minutes a day.Copy !req
335. If you you come ...
There 'someone in Leicestershire?Copy !req
336. There 'someone? How
come here ... Jesus'!Copy !req
337. Jesus' comes from Leicestershire!Copy !req
338. It 'just Jesus'! Come here Jesus'!
Come and talk to me.Copy !req
339. - Congratulations.
- Thanks.Copy !req
340. It 'news a bit' more '
important than that of M1,Copy !req
341. but, anyway, flying
this second advent.Copy !req
342. - You can commute on that road?
- No, I take an alternative route.Copy !req
343. - Because of work?
- Yes'.Copy !req
344. So how long
you lose every day?Copy !req
345. - 10-15 minutes.
- 10 minutes a day ... return.Copy !req
346. Five days
week? Then ...Copy !req
347. An hour and 40 minutes per week
that the government steals to Jesus'.Copy !req
348. - E 'vero!
- Excellent observation.Copy !req
349. Thank you, Jesus', to be appeared.Copy !req
350. Gordon Brown is stealing
hour and 40 minutes to Jesus'.Copy !req
351. However, and 'Time to move on because'
last week we askedCopy !req
352. to name the brand of car
according to you, over the years,Copy !req
353. produced the most
number of large cars.Copy !req
354. Now, came out a couple of
applications quite interesting.Copy !req
355. - The first: the Micromachines.
- It 'was a surprise.Copy !req
356. Good idea, I think ...
And the other was James May.Copy !req
357. Practically
equalized with Chrysler,Copy !req
358. Strange, given that James has done
just a great car ...Copy !req
359. - The Eagle Hamthrust.
- Truly legendary car.Copy !req
360. However, this is' the top ten,
You see, there 'Ferrari, Lamborghini ...Copy !req
361. and now we will give those on the podium.Copy !req
362. - Here they are ...
- Thanks.Copy !req
363. - Overhead automatic!
- Labels automatic.Copy !req
364. - It costs a lot.
- High technology.Copy !req
365. And in third place,
you think the voters ...Copy !req
366. - The BMW. Third.
- In second position,Copy !req
367. even if they did the worst
car history, the Beetle ...Copy !req
368. - True, it '.
- E 'Volkswagen.Copy !req
369. E 'Volkswagen.
Do not applaud!Copy !req
370. But you can applaud now
if you like, the winner: Ford!Copy !req
371. Here.Copy !req
372. The fact 'that, however,
you are wrong!Copy !req
373. No, and 'True, Ford did not
wins all.Copy !req
374. Yes ', because' we believe that Ford
has made four big car.Copy !req
375. But the car that we think
to the top of the list has made seven.Copy !req
376. Exactly. The car
we have in mind ...Copy !req
377. There were 350 million people
who have watched the last episode,Copy !req
378. when we asked to vote.Copy !req
379. The number of people who votedCopy !req
380. what we think is the most 'big
company in the world, and 'rule of nine.Copy !req
381. Non .. not nine million.Copy !req
382. - No. Only nine.
- Only nine.Copy !req
383. - No idea?
- He made some of the most 'beautiful car ...Copy !req
384. Let's put it this way, ok?Copy !req
385. Mitsubishi has won the championship
world rally once.Copy !req
386. Subaru 3 timesCopy !req
387. Ford 3 times, the house that we
mind has won 10 times.Copy !req
388. Nobody? All quiet?Copy !req
389. Ok, then watch this.Copy !req
390. This is' a collection of art,Copy !req
391. of madness,Copy !req
392. of genius'.Copy !req
393. This and 'a collection of pornography.Copy !req
394. This and 'a collection of Lancia.Copy !req
395. But that, unfortunately,Copy !req
396. and 'the Spear that people
remember best of all.Copy !req
397. Beta.Copy !req
398. Was made of a steel so 'thinCopy !req
399. that during the days
suckers changed shape.Copy !req
400. It was not much '
even with the rain.Copy !req
401. Yesterday was perfect, then this morning
There 'was a drizzle e. ..Copy !req
402. Watch Now.Copy !req
403. The fact 'that all
Spear had problems.Copy !req
404. Range, for example, burst
whenever giravi the wheel.Copy !req
405. Then there was the Fulvia.Copy !req
406. It 'a fantastic machine.Copy !req
407. And 'how to drive ...Copy !req
408. a sorbet plate.Copy !req
409. With its excellent V4 engine,
the Fulvia and 'was the first LanceCopy !req
410. to win the championship
World Rally.Copy !req
411. In any case, on balance,
was a small sedanCopy !req
412. two branches with engine
1.3-liter front-wheel drive.Copy !req
413. But, from new, cost more '
of a Jaguar E-Type.Copy !req
414. However, forgiving
the absurd price of FulviaCopy !req
415. reason for this'
that made it great.Copy !req
416. The same thing that made
almost all major Lancia.Copy !req
417. appearance.Copy !req
418. It 'really beautiful, as
the setting sunCopy !req
419. on Charlize Theron.Copy !req
420. For its time, this one was.Copy !req
421. tapered Aprilia, the very first car
to be designed in a wind tunnel.Copy !req
422. But, inevitably,
had problems.Copy !req
423. For example, the door opened
so ', and it was very nice.Copy !req
424. Cosi ', up and down
the car was easy.Copy !req
425. But when they were closed ...Copy !req
426. did not match well.Copy !req
427. So while we went around,
could fill with rain.Copy !req
428. It was built only
with the right-hand driveCopy !req
429. that was good in Great Britain and Sweden,
where at the time were driving on the left, but was ...Copy !req
430. very annoying elsewhere.Copy !req
431. Then there was the Monte Carlo.Copy !req
432. car was wonderful.Copy !req
433. A mini-Ferrari with the central engine.Copy !req
434. But because it was a Lancia,Copy !req
435. things were going well
balanced by those that went bad.Copy !req
436. Just look at the middle pedal
because 'the wheels lock,Copy !req
437. sending them to slam into a tree.Copy !req
438. Lancia took
very seriouslyCopy !req
439. so much that stopped
production for two years,Copy !req
440. as they sought a solution.
Eventually they found it.Copy !req
441. They decided ... remove the brake booster,Copy !req
442. so do not brake at all.Copy !req
443. Also ...Copy !req
444. Monte Carlo, then,
was rather dangerous.Copy !req
445. But, in full style Lancia,Copy !req
446. was so 'beautiful that I wanted
a more 'than I wanted to live.Copy !req
447. Sometimes, however, 'the madness of
Lancia produced results.Copy !req
448. Did you know that the Spear was
first carCopy !req
449. selling car
monocoque frame.Copy !req
450. They were the first to make available
A five-speed gearbox.Copy !req
451. The first to sell a car with
is that turbo boost volumeCopy !req
452. on the same engine.Copy !req
453. The first to sell a car
Street with a V6 engine.Copy !req
454. The first ...Copy !req
455. sell a car with
Electric rear spoiler.Copy !req
456. So they devised the first
these new 'mechanicalCopy !req
457. but if you talk to Lance, merely
giggle and say that they fall to pieces.Copy !req
458. I know, and 'ridiculous.Copy !req
459. Oh, damn!Copy !req
460. - Yes and 'off the bumper?
- I think so '. Yes'.Copy !req
461. You have to give a definition for the word
size, this and 'the important thing.Copy !req
462. And just because 'something
not 'reliableCopy !req
463. not mean that it is not great.Copy !req
464. Stephen Hawkins and 'a large
although mostly not working.Copy !req
465. Exactly! But I would not
I would say this.Copy !req
466. - No, but ...
- But the principle is 'valid,'.Copy !req
467. Merryl Strip. Everyone says
and that 'a great actress,Copy !req
468. and then see it appear in "Mamma Mia!"
the worst movie ever filmed.Copy !req
469. - But it 'still a great actress.
- It 'still a great actress.Copy !req
470. Have you seen "Mamma Mia!"?Copy !req
471. - Yes', I saw him.
- What girl.Copy !req
472. To prove that
the most 'dire condition of the SpearCopy !req
473. and 'most' resistant
as you might think,Copy !req
474. we bought this HPE 1982.Copy !req
475. And now I will be driving 'without
stop all nightCopy !req
476. on a difficult path rally.Copy !req
477. I will compete '...Copy !req
478. No, not race '!
I have said it is' dangerous.Copy !req
479. I will be driving 'at the same time,
on the same trackCopy !req
480. classic car like that.Copy !req
481. The Morris Marina.Copy !req
482. Hammond, won the last
to stay in the race.Copy !req
483. Ok, for me is fine.Copy !req
484. Come!Copy !req
485. Not 'a good start ...Copy !req
486. if we try to dispel the myth
that Lance was not good.Copy !req
487. - It '!
- I had no doubt!Copy !req
488. Course the Navy will not start ',
because 'bins are hopeless.Copy !req
489. Oh, God ..Copy !req
490. Perhaps you are thinking:
"Oh, and 'a Morris Marina,Copy !req
491. le cadre 'above
a piano, what a bore! "Copy !req
492. Those with the most views'
Acute shall have noticed.Copy !req
493. I have taken precautions. I bought
Marina with a piano built.Copy !req
494. E 'already' in place so '.Copy !req
495. Since we were doing
serious research,Copy !req
496. we agreed not to
compete as kids.Copy !req
497. I reached Hammond!Copy !req
498. I hit Hammond!Copy !req
499. Okay! Okay!Copy !req
500. I'm showing what
noble lineage and strongCopy !req
501. Lancia and 'always belonged.Copy !req
502. Now to see if he can hit Jeremy
to make this very difficult corner.Copy !req
503. E 'outside, it will not' never.
And in fact not 'past.Copy !req
504. But we're not competing,
we are not competing.Copy !req
505. This thing is driving me crazy!Copy !req
506. E 'past and took off
half of the sun visor!Copy !req
507. Hour after hour, still not
rally racing on the track.Copy !req
508. As you can see,
and 'almost blind ...Copy !req
509. and still no problem
to report, no one.Copy !req
510. Eventually, after failing
competed for a while'...Copy !req
511. Strength!Copy !req
512. The Navy began '
accumulate advantage.Copy !req
513. It 'a well known fact that
a piano on the roofCopy !req
514. helps traction and more '
speed 'on a rally track.Copy !req
515. But in the end, as was
predictably, it failed '.Copy !req
516. So I went to the
tools to try to fix it.Copy !req
517. Here Hammond! E 'out! E 'in need of repair!Copy !req
518. The Spear continuous' undeterred ...Copy !req
519. but then lit a lamp
Emergency ... pretty big.Copy !req
520. No, he ... Look!Copy !req
521. I can not see through the flames!
I have to shut it down somehow ... God!Copy !req
522. Maybe if you accelerate ...
as in "Memphis Belle".Copy !req
523. Strength!Copy !req
524. No, it does not work. I do not see anything!Copy !req
525. not matter, we still
demonstrated that Spear are robust,Copy !req
526. - solid and reliable ...
- It is putting bad!Copy !req
527. So now we can go
Next, please?Copy !req
528. This and 'a Stratos.Copy !req
529. V6 Ferrari had a 2.4 liter
mounted in the center.Copy !req
530. was Italian and was
designed by Bertone.Copy !req
531. It was not at all practical.Copy !req
532. So he had all the traits
a true supercar.Copy !req
533. But, unlike all
other supercars,Copy !req
534. was not designed to be
parked in Monte Carlo.Copy !req
535. Was designed to get ... so '!Copy !req
536. He had an incredible step
short, so it was very agile ...Copy !req
537. and had a Ferrari engine,
so it was fast.Copy !req
538. rapidly enough to win well
three times the world championship rally.Copy !req
539. And, icing on the cake,
they built 500 ...Copy !req
540. be sold to the public.Copy !req
541. That 'and that' nice sounds!Copy !req
542. What a fantastic car!Copy !req
543. Clearly he also
some defect ...Copy !req
544. First of all, the lack
space inside.Copy !req
545. If a gynecologist came in here
thinking, 'My God, are at work! "Copy !req
546. It 'like being in a giant
red thong for men.Copy !req
547. To James May!Copy !req
548. - It 'time to change gears.
- Stop to touch my knee!Copy !req
549. - You try to change gear!
- Via hands on my knees!Copy !req
550. It can not 'do without!Copy !req
551. I have to change gear,
so I'll have 'touch you again.Copy !req
552. And the list of defects does not end
with the tiny cockpit.Copy !req
553. Perche 'put the pedal to the
passenger and the steering wheel the driver?Copy !req
554. I do not know, but 'are much more'
right than they should.Copy !req
555. - Gia '.
- You sit a bit 'sideways.Copy !req
556. - These knobs for the windows are ...
- Spartan. 'm Not very good ...Copy !req
557. Another thing that I really love '...Copy !req
558. know that Porsche puts the tachometer
in front of you, in the picture?Copy !req
559. The Spear has put the indicator
the oil temperature,Copy !req
560. Oil temperature.
What makes you think that?Copy !req
561. than perfect, then.Copy !req
562. But then you look ...Copy !req
563. just that ... it's all them '.Copy !req
564. - It 'one of the best cars ever made.
- Yes', I agree.Copy !req
565. On the basis of his victories ...Copy !req
566. but also because, more '
subject, which is' beautiful.Copy !req
567. - It '... Will you stop touching?
- Move your leg!Copy !req
568. - But I've hit hard!
- You move your leg!Copy !req
569. After the arrival Stratos' the 037,Copy !req
570. the last car with a two-wheel drive
win the world championship rally.Copy !req
571. as well as' the only two wheel drive car
able to beat the legendary Audi QuattroCopy !req
572. The strange thing 'that, however',
nobody remembers 037.Copy !req
573. Then it was the turn of the Thema 8.32,Copy !req
574. the response of the Spear to BMW M5.Copy !req
575. Nobody even remembers this,Copy !req
576. despite having a Ferrari
V8 under the hood.Copy !req
577. we remember any of
seven great Lancia cars.Copy !req
578. And all because of what '
happened in 1980.Copy !req
579. The Lancia was forced by pressure
media to spend a fortune,Copy !req
580. to buy back the Beta rusty,Copy !req
581. destruction and giving
owners of new cars.Copy !req
582. was a disaster from the point
view image.Copy !req
583. In Britain the reputation
the Spear was ruined.Copy !req
584. And in 1994, retired
completely from the English market.Copy !req
585. However, before the more 'charismatic
manufacturer of car disappear,Copy !req
586. left us with one last memory
of what 'they could do ...Copy !req
587. when you put it.Copy !req
588. This and 'the Delta Integrale.Copy !req
589. Car rally turbo all-wheel drive
who picked up where the Fulvia, the Stratos ...Copy !req
590. and 037 had left.Copy !req
591. God!Copy !req
592. This business has won the championship
World Rally Championship six times in a row ...Copy !req
593. Six times!Copy !req
594. And you can hear
that DNA in this car.Copy !req
595. The steering and 'net, precise.Copy !req
596. And he feelsCopy !req
597. Log in corners and has a great
grip that keeps you on track.Copy !req
598. Here's the turbo starts to sing.Copy !req
599. Having learned
class with the Aprilia,Copy !req
600. the Spear were not so 'stupid
produce it only with the RHD.Copy !req
601. Produced by the left-hand drive ...Copy !req
602. stop.Copy !req
603. Only the Spear ...Copy !req
604. Despite this,Copy !req
605. an integral in good condition,
Today, that is £ 25,000.Copy !req
606. And it does not surprise me.Copy !req
607. Why 'is a
Lancia quite unusual.Copy !req
608. It was nice to see ...Copy !req
609. but, God, it was fantasticCopy !req
610. - E 'bellissima.
- Incredibly beautiful.Copy !req
611. You do nothing but stare
and think "I want one."Copy !req
612. What I love the Spear
and 'them' have never said:Copy !req
613. - "Let's make a mediocre car."
- They have always experienced.Copy !req
614. Some experiments worked,Copy !req
615. - And others not.
- E 'by their nature, might think:Copy !req
616. "We try to make a motor
cylinders with seven and a half. "Copy !req
617. Or "We could do the
power windows, non-electricCopy !req
618. - But magical. "
- Gia '.Copy !req
619. "Abracadabra!" No, it does not work.
But sell it anyway. "Copy !req
620. In fact, they did anyway.
And that 'what' that makes them special.Copy !req
621. The Spear still exists today,
but are now only ...Copy !req
622. a division of Fiat
produces stuff like that.Copy !req
623. Which is not 'good will' from
see it 'to drive.Copy !req
624. In essence, and 'a Fiat BravoCopy !req
625. fastened on the muzzle with
face of Rio Ferdinand.Copy !req
626. But never fear, because 'if you
loyal to the old glory days,Copy !req
627. Most 'Next we'll show you something
you heat up 'the heart.Copy !req
628. Yes ', but now it' time to put
a star in a car economy.Copy !req
629. The guest tonight and 'a legend
of radio broadcasts.Copy !req
630. It also has an amazing
collection of cars. I have here ...Copy !req
631. a list for you.Copy !req
632. A Ferrari 599, a Ferrari F40,Copy !req
633. a Ferrari California
a Ferrari Enzo,Copy !req
634. a Ferrari 288 GTO,Copy !req
635. a Ferrari 308 GTS
a Ferrari 246 DinoCopy !req
636. a Ferrari 275 GTB / 4,Copy !req
637. a Ferrari 250 GT
California short wheelbase,Copy !req
638. a Ferrari 250 GT California ...Copy !req
639. long wheelbase.Copy !req
640. We see, then, if he has his
favorite car.Copy !req
641. Ladies and gentlemen, Chris Evans!Copy !req
642. How are you?Copy !req
643. - Well, Jeremy. How are you?
- Fine.Copy !req
644. - You are grown, Chris Evans!
- Hello!Copy !req
645. Accommodated friend, make yourself comfortable.Copy !req
646. I suppose you disagree,
regard to large cars.Copy !req
647. Oh, those surpriseCopy !req
648. I suppose, judging from your
collection, does not believe that the SpearCopy !req
649. are particularly good
build cars.Copy !req
650. Cioe ', the cars that go to pieces
would be the most 'large in the world?Copy !req
651. - Yes'.
- Are you crazy or mad?Copy !req
652. Lancia make them
only black or rust.Copy !req
653. I still prefer the SpearCopy !req
654. - There are more 'runs that I want ...
- Oh, come on!Copy !req
655. And there are others ...Copy !req
656. Currently, there 'only
Ferrari buy.Copy !req
657. And the A60 Monza? And the 750 Monza?Copy !req
658. And the 850 Monza? And the FP 250?Copy !req
659. And PF 250 with engine
Four-cam? E. ..Copy !req
660. Many people wrote to us complaining
that this is not 'most' of a show car.Copy !req
661. Now it is'!Copy !req
662. I love your enthusiasm.Copy !req
663. Why 'you made
paint everything white?Copy !req
664. Why 'I loved all the same,
I wanted to create a work of art.Copy !req
665. I put them all in rows, in my
Garage white, or "house cars"Copy !req
666. as they call it sometimesCopy !req
667. and inside there is' a white piano ...Copy !req
668. that plays automatically.Copy !req
669. And then there are these eight
Ferrari beautiful white.Copy !req
670. And they have all the license plate numbers
equal, and 'stuff for real freaks.Copy !req
671. Which brings us to the auction where you purchased
Ferrari California by James Coburn.Copy !req
672. - Yes'.
- E 'terribly vulgar.Copy !req
673. I just want to know ...
what was it?Copy !req
674. Was the car more 'expensive
never bought at auction ...Copy !req
675. - When I bought it.
- Last year.Copy !req
676. - A lot of millions.
- It ', twelve million dollars.Copy !req
677. How were you drunk?Copy !req
678. I was not drunk, the point was that
I was not there 'to buy the car.Copy !req
679. I wanted to buy a poster.Copy !req
680. No kidding, no joke,
I was there 'to buy a poster.Copy !req
681. And then the 250GT SWB California
Spyder appeared on stage.Copy !req
682. It 'my second car
favorite in the world.Copy !req
683. Perche '? Perche 'was in my
collection of Top Trumps cards,Copy !req
684. - All.
- Gia '.Copy !req
685. E 'so' certain things go,
You know how 'life, sometimes.Copy !req
686. So 'I thought: "I want", I had always
desired one, that was the best in the world.Copy !req
687. No offense, James Coburn
he had held for twenty-eight,Copy !req
688. had bought
because 'Steve McQueen ...Copy !req
689. Had met McQueen
filming "The Great Escape."Copy !req
690. Steve ... just talk to me
hair stood on his head.Copy !req
691. And 'all documented
I have the whole history of the car.Copy !req
692. And now my little girl 'to
safe inside the garage.Copy !req
693. - And shows how much more 'people can not.
- Incredible.Copy !req
694. And now ... I was listening the other day
I'm listening every day, of course ...Copy !req
695. While they are stuck in traffic.Copy !req
696. E. ..Copy !req
697. You put your auction
entire collection of Ferrari,Copy !req
698. Well, almost all of your collection,Copy !req
699. - For Children in Need.
- Yes'.Copy !req
700. How it works, then?
People calling you an offer ...Copy !req
701. and then can try
any car they want?Copy !req
702. Yes ', what we do and' take
seven winning bidders of the day ...Copy !req
703. who spend four days ...
The tour lasts four days.Copy !req
704. And in these four days all
those who have won the auctionCopy !req
705. drive each machine.Copy !req
706. Not 'scary for you?Copy !req
707. Well you know, are only
a set of metal and rubber.Copy !req
708. I think the great thing
of these cars is that ...Copy !req
709. if someone comes to my house
to fix the carpet,Copy !req
710. to cut the grass, to steal ...Copy !req
711. I ... You know, I say:Copy !req
712. "Before you take away that,
a look at cars. "Copy !req
713. I think it is important to share
this type of self with others.Copy !req
714. The point 'you do not know the people
they do deals, you know only their names.Copy !req
715. You can 'happen
any ape.Copy !req
716. No. .. Well, maybe if I
you to make an offer ...Copy !req
717. Now, coming out your book,
"It's not 'what you think."Copy !req
718. - What would the title.
- Yes'.Copy !req
719. And there 'a list of various things
beginning of each chapter.Copy !req
720. - The "Top Ten".
- The "Top Ten", it ', are fantastic.Copy !req
721. Men love the Top Ten,
we like to quantify everything.Copy !req
722. But the business of car
seems to me that the car ...Copy !req
723. Sometimes you say it is not
a lover of carsCopy !req
724. but you are, and even then.Copy !req
725. No, I'm definitely a fan
drive. You know, after the family,Copy !req
726. work,Copy !req
727. and perhaps, even if you do not
'll love ', perhaps the golf ...Copy !req
728. Cars are my passion.Copy !req
729. Sometimes, when they are away from homeCopy !req
730. The first thing I do
when I get homeCopy !req
731. and 'go in the garage
and enjoy the smell.Copy !req
732. I love it Smell of
gasoline and leather, I love it, and '...Copy !req
733. and 'best of ... things
I never tried.Copy !req
734. Ok, now ...Copy !req
735. When I met you,
one million years ago ...Copy !req
736. You were definitely
a fan of Porsche.Copy !req
737. You joking?Copy !req
738. - You had a 968 ...
- Are you crazy?Copy !req
739. You need a vacation!Copy !req
740. - You had a 968?
- No!Copy !req
741. It '! The open-top that you had
the days of "The Big Breakfast"!Copy !req
742. - Never had a 968.
- Have you cast your brain!Copy !req
743. It was not a 968, the 968 has the change
Tiptronic, mine was manual.Copy !req
744. - Then it was a 944?
- What?Copy !req
745. - A 944?
- It was a 944 Targa.Copy !req
746. 19,000 pounds
a fantastic car,Copy !req
747. but it was flat and boring
since it was a Porsche.Copy !req
748. Now, obviously the
news of the day '...Copy !req
749. that Chris Evans, who for years and 'was
I ' "enfant terrible" of radio,Copy !req
750. will take 'the place ...Copy !req
751. Grand Terry.Copy !req
752. Gave you some advice on ...Copy !req
753. the radio in the morning? Eg
crucial, how to wake up early.Copy !req
754. Well, Terry does not get up early, starts at 7
and 30, not 'the time for a morning show.Copy !req
755. - You What time does?
- At 7.Copy !req
756. The funny thing is' you'll have to pretend
to be more 'older than six.Copy !req
757. No, but no, since,
If you have sixty ...Copy !req
758. You know, we had a
request the other dayCopy !req
759. a guy he worked sixty
and wanted to Van Halen,Copy !req
760. since this was the music
that was when they were young.Copy !req
761. For us is good, and 'quality music'.Copy !req
762. - You had a guest Brian Johnson.
- Yes'.Copy !req
763. The leader of AC / DC ...Copy !req
764. - You have sixty-two.
- A little more 'than sixty.Copy !req
765. - Okay so '.
- That's fine, we'll finish ...Copy !req
766. my generation
I mean, end up in a hospiceCopy !req
767. Anarchy in the hear
UK on a wheelchair.Copy !req
768. You know that cool? And
without wheelchairCopy !req
769. - Continue to do so '.
- I am the Antichrist!Copy !req
770. - Give me a wheelchair.
- I've had enough of Gracie Fields!Copy !req
771. Exactly, it 'just so'.Copy !req
772. So, how did you manage
with the lap on the track today?Copy !req
773. I did my best, that '...Copy !req
774. Were probably the worst
weather ever had them 'out.Copy !req
775. The Stig ... that lovely man,
could not be more 'polite.Copy !req
776. But what I decided to do ...Copy !req
777. I had a very good life,
I enjoyed it, thanks,Copy !req
778. so I thought, 'If I die,
the lighthouse 'today on this track. "Copy !req
779. Stig has just said,
from what I understand:Copy !req
780. "Chris has no instinct
self-preservation. "Copy !req
781. There 'someone who would like to see
some of the evidence of Chris?Copy !req
782. Let's look at
these tests, then.Copy !req
783. Wait the 50 meters, it enters the curve,
and then leaves the brake again.Copy !req
784. Brake hard, now in second!Copy !req
785. This and 'the Hammerhead.Copy !req
786. Seems to be losing
check. Lose control!Copy !req
787. - No one had ever turned them ', earlier.
- See? Not bad.Copy !req
788. Look at this.
And 'the last corner.Copy !req
789. - Sideways.
- Nobody has 'never shot them'.Copy !req
790. Across the troupe.Copy !req
791. Here is the penultimate corner
turn over everything, there '...Copy !req
792. Oh, I'm impressed ...Copy !req
793. You're not even turn.Copy !req
794. No, I thought that I would
simply turned on the obverse.Copy !req
795. E 'was great!Copy !req
796. It 'was brave,
very brave.Copy !req
797. - But then ...
- Yes'.Copy !req
798. There 'been around the truth.
Who wants to see it?Copy !req
799. Let's give him a look.Copy !req
800. I see that you have not learned
lesson, even brute force.Copy !req
801. Come! Hello family!Copy !req
802. Concentrate, man.
Concentrated, and 'wet.Copy !req
803. Well ... Oh, there 'Joe 90 at the wheel.Copy !req
804. You cut the curve, the bottom
Street and 'very slippery ...Copy !req
805. Looks good, though.Copy !req
806. Nothing in your life you can
well like this, try it, come on.Copy !req
807. - Really you've never been good at anything?
- Not as in the guide, no.Copy !req
808. I'm with you, all
sports are impossible ...Copy !req
809. - Not bad.
- Come on, you have to do well, the Hammerhead, Chris.Copy !req
810. You have to do it.Copy !req
811. Even if your chin
seems a bit 'an ass.Copy !req
812. Ok, here we are, the Hammerhead,
This time you have to do it,Copy !req
813. Oh, look, when
rains we cones,Copy !req
814. so that Jonathan Ross
lose, should it ever come back.Copy !req
815. Six rows. Seem slow
but it 'a good thing.Copy !req
816. Go for the cameraman, is
the cameraman. Bad Karma ...Copy !req
817. I was wrong brand because '
I aimed at the cameraman.Copy !req
818. You see, failed
a march, and 'a little' tired.Copy !req
819. Not bad here ...Copy !req
820. Oh, the smell of the clutch.Copy !req
821. Odorera 'of victory?Copy !req
822. Saro 'cautious, a little'
coward last corner.Copy !req
823. Come!Copy !req
824. Cut the corner, just a little.Copy !req
825. And 'what the trick, and' that ...Copy !req
826. That was a bit 'too much.Copy !req
827. And this, cut it ... Oh, and 'too!Copy !req
828. It crosses the finish line with a
trajectory rather unusual!Copy !req
829. Here we are.Copy !req
830. - Here is the list.
- Here is the list.Copy !req
831. Where do you think you are? Clearly
we'll give you a ride wetCopy !req
832. type "Chris Evans W".Copy !req
833. Where do you think of essert square?Copy !req
834. I do not think it's a crab '.Copy !req
835. I did my best, really,
but I will not lean forward.Copy !req
836. I will try 'just be relaxed.Copy !req
837. No guest and 'never
managed to remain so '.Copy !req
838. Indeed, the heart
beats me strong.Copy !req
839. Your time and 'a minute ...Copy !req
840. therefore more 'faster than Terry Wogan.Copy !req
841. Already 'the conductor of show
morning of Radio2 more 'fast ...Copy !req
842. - We've ever had.
- Of the last 40 years.Copy !req
843. The last 40 years, already '.Copy !req
844. - You made 1 minutes ...
- Yes'.Copy !req
845. - Forty ...
- Well, well.Copy !req
846. eight point one, and
be a wet ride ...Copy !req
847. It '...Copy !req
848. And 'the third round wet
Most 'fast as ever.Copy !req
849. Oh, look, there 'your ex.Copy !req
850. It 'are right on top of her.
Not in the physical sense of the word ...Copy !req
851. - You are right on top.
- Why 'and' my ex.Copy !req
852. Even if David Tennant has
accused of favoritism with her.Copy !req
853. He said that we allowed to cut
curves because 'he had a top transparent.Copy !req
854. - And he was quite right, of course.
- Completely right.Copy !req
855. - But you've cut a few corners.
- The next time I put a top transparent.Copy !req
856. Ladies and gentlemen, Chris Evans!Copy !req
857. - Congratulations.
- Thank you very much.Copy !req
858. So ... before, during the show,
We explained that the LanciaCopy !req
859. and 'the most' big house
automobile in the world,Copy !req
860. and that, just because of some
problemuccio with the rust of 30 years agoCopy !req
861. are no longer 'available
the United Kingdom.Copy !req
862. The fact 'but',
how he discovered JeremyCopy !req
863. that you can still buy one.Copy !req
864. More 'or less.Copy !req
865. This and 'a Lancia Stratos.Copy !req
866. Except for one tiny detail ...Copy !req
867. is not '.Copy !req
868. and 'was made
Italy in the '70s.Copy !req
869. Actually ', I do not know
where it is made.Copy !req
870. shed
in Nuneaton, probably.Copy !req
871. Why ', you see, and' a Kitcar.Copy !req
872. or pay someone to build you,Copy !req
873. or you can build alone in the house.Copy !req
874. with a hammer.Copy !req
875. Apparently, if you have enough
competent, it takes you 300 hours.Copy !req
876. Obviously, I would take 300 years,Copy !req
877. and that 'a very long time.Copy !req
878. But there 'an advantage.Copy !req
879. A Stratos original cost ...Copy !req
880. £ 100,000, maybe more '.Copy !req
881. This ...Copy !req
882. costs £ 13,000.Copy !req
883. In theory, this' would
of this car, the Hawk HF,Copy !req
884. the deal of the century.Copy !req
885. The body and 'absolutely
identical to the original.Copy !req
886. All panels are
completely interchangeable.Copy !req
887. The interior will
familiar to fans of the Spear.Copy !req
888. The pedals are not at all
the ends' of my legs.Copy !req
889. The steering is' dangerously close to
where once there were my testicles,Copy !req
890. before the belt them to me
did happen between the lungs.Copy !req
891. The shifter looks like a
Bugs Bunny's earsCopy !req
892. and one of these buttons on
dashboard activates the fire extinguisher,Copy !req
893. but since I do not know what is,
I prefer not to touch anything.Copy !req
894. The wipers and 'turned the contrary!Copy !req
895. So 'do not need a
crabs' to clean the windshield.Copy !req
896. And then there 'was a big noise.Copy !req
897. Oh, wait a minute. What the hell ...
What's this' state?Copy !req
898. The front brake
left was blocked.Copy !req
899. I have to bring in the workshop.
More ... Forward!Copy !req
900. I took the car from Nigel,
mechanic of our track,Copy !req
901. and greeted him as usual.Copy !req
902. You have a hammer?Copy !req
903. E 'boilingCopy !req
904. as shown in
thermographic camera.Copy !req
905. It 'went to answer the phone.Copy !req
906. While we wait, I think I should explain
that £ 13,000 does not includeCopy !req
907. the cost of the engine,
you need it ourselves.Copy !req
908. And you can choose between
the Fiat Twin CamCopy !req
909. that you can buy
used with 5 cents,Copy !req
910. or, with 600 pounds,
the engine that there 'on this.Copy !req
911. Use this handle masked
from wing to lift the hood ...Copy !req
912. And here he is, fantastic
V6 Alfa 3 liters.Copy !req
913. This, in reality ', and' more 'powerful
Ferrari engine used by Lancia.Copy !req
914. And, thanks to it,
Hawk and the 'more' fast.Copy !req
915. At least when it works,
What will happen'...Copy !req
916. sooner or later.Copy !req
917. eventuallyCopy !req
918. It 'been repaired.Copy !req
919. And now we will fall ', process
surprisingly elegant ...Copy !req
920. if you're a mouse!Copy !req
921. You only ...Copy !req
922. Oh, that's' wrong ...Copy !req
923. You have to get over this roll ...Copy !req
924. so '.Copy !req
925. Then he stuck his head ...Copy !req
926. It is probably 'more' easy
if first you cut off his head,Copy !req
927. and the comeback once
entered into the car.Copy !req
928. Here we are.Copy !req
929. Above ...Copy !req
930. and then ...Copy !req
931. Maybe 'better if you turn off the
camera because 'and' a bit '...Copy !req
932. At this point I wanted
monitor performance.Copy !req
933. But after the brake problem ...
I lost a lot of courage.Copy !req
934. Goes from 0 to 100 km / h. ..Copy !req
935. in less than 5 seconds,
and what will not do 'now ...Copy !req
936. and 'see when it stops accelerating.Copy !req
937. Whilst I do not
traveling at 240 km / hCopy !req
938. on a machine built in a shed
a man who I never met.Copy !req
939. Are at 145 km / h, that ... that and '
wiper who has' disconnected.Copy !req
940. That's an important consideration
keep in mind if you plan to buyCopy !req
941. a Kitcar used.Copy !req
942. You have to ask ...Copy !req
943. E 'was meticulously built by
James May during a period of time ...Copy !req
944. several hundred years ...Copy !req
945. or e 'was built by a
delay ... with a hammer?Copy !req
946. I mean, would you buy
I built a Kit car?Copy !req
947. After avoided going
SPEED 'maximum in the straight,Copy !req
948. decided not to find out how it would
went full throttle in the corners.Copy !req
949. We! I'm putting ...Copy !req
950. And here I am, to make the curve
absolutely not a tablet.Copy !req
951. Oh, 100 km / h. Okay.Copy !req
952. Brakes. All 3 brake and 3 / 4 is
behave very strange.Copy !req
953. The steering and 'very heavy.
There 'a lot of roll ...Copy !req
954. but we did.Copy !req
955. I think I have done enough
curves now, we're done.Copy !req
956. Made.Copy !req
957. Therefore Hawk and 'good
As the guy who has assembled.Copy !req
958. We spend more 'time under
that in, for example.Copy !req
959. I will not do 'not
pretend it's good ...Copy !req
960. As a Stratos originalCopy !req
961. for the same reason ...Copy !req
962. wherein a postcard
Mona Lisa is not 'good ...Copy !req
963. as that of Leonardo.Copy !req
964. But one day,
your car will work '...Copy !req
965. and see your reflection on
a shop window as he passed.Copy !req
966. And trust me ...Copy !req
967. will be 'a good feeling.Copy !req
968. Why ', in fact, this
looks like a Stratos ...Copy !req
969. and, to be honest ...Copy !req
970. and 'everything that interests us.Copy !req
971. I'd like to buildCopy !req
972. Kit car like this one, because 'I think
would be very therapeutic. I would be.Copy !req
973. You know what I mean. And 'more' satisfying
have something that you built yourself.Copy !req
974. I do not like even to eat a sandwich
made by me because 'there' always the blood ...Copy !req
975. and pieces of my fingers. But anyway ...Copy !req
976. Now we discover what needs to be
fast on our circuit and, obviously,Copy !req
977. it means to entrust
Our pilot tamed.Copy !req
978. Rumored that his new
Christmas perfume rangeCopy !req
979. includes the "Great
Stench of Wednesday '. "Copy !req
980. And that is not 'appointed
President of the Community 'European ...Copy !req
981. why 'and its'
face too familiar.Copy !req
982. Everything 'that we know
and 'called The Stig!Copy !req
983. Party! There it goes ...Copy !req
984. Feel that sound!Copy !req
985. If nothing else, the Alfa V6 has a sound
even better than the V6 Ferrari.Copy !req
986. Oh, and 'sound great!
What is happening now?Copy !req
987. He's trying the stereo? No. ..Copy !req
988. Stiguccio, what's' wrong?Copy !req
989. The car and 'broken!
How much 'original this thing?Copy !req
990. Yes, 'this and' a familiar scene
every owner of a Lancia.Copy !req
991. Watch it away
and complete his tour on foot.Copy !req
992. And then "not" crossing the finish line!Copy !req
993. Now ... ok?Copy !req
994. In no way we would leave ...Copy !req
995. that our first GNF, "Not Tour
Finished ", ever on the tableCopy !req
996. was a Lancia.
No way. So ...Copy !req
997. We repaired the car ...Copy !req
998. the shed, ok?Copy !req
999. We called the track ... and it was here
morning so that 'the Stig us try again!Copy !req
1000. Unfortunately this time
it was raining but the car and 'a good start.Copy !req
1001. Still produces a beautiful sound.
Look at how much water raises.Copy !req
1002. Here's the front is lowered still
badly under braking, while the curve Stig ...Copy !req
1003. And I say that this is 'a bit' broad ...
Stiguccio where are you going?Copy !req
1004. It '... No, it started up again, well ...Copy !req
1005. That drives fantastic!
Here he is now in Chicago.Copy !req
1006. Lock the front, the back is
tailless, and 'deep ... and 'gone!Copy !req
1007. Stig and 'spun!Copy !req
1008. But this can not 'stop it, is still
running, look at that determination!Copy !req
1009. Stig and 'obviously a fan of the Spear.
Here comes the Hammerhead!Copy !req
1010. Yes ', and' managed to get it right.Copy !req
1011. He did much better
of Chris Evans ...Copy !req
1012. He did wonderfully, with a
beautiful skid control.Copy !req
1013. S'e 'wrong,' directed towards the cameramen!
I bet you are scared.Copy !req
1014. Now, here we are ...Copy !req
1015. The car is breaking up again? No!
Lance do not break the mica.Copy !req
1016. And here's Followthrough.Copy !req
1017. Yes, 'he sharply
and I certainly can not blame him.Copy !req
1018. Now goes to the tires
picking up speed '...Copy !req
1019. but not too much.Copy !req
1020. Time is coming ...
Oh lost control!Copy !req
1021. But it's done! Is doing the penultimate
curve ... Oh no! He lost again!Copy !req
1022. Look at that!
That 'and that' drive!Copy !req
1023. Crosses the Gambon and this
After crossing the finish line!Copy !req
1024. This 'more round' nice
we have ever seen!Copy !req
1025. Truly one of the most 'exciting!Copy !req
1026. - It was spectacular!
- A check of the car phenomenal!Copy !req
1027. But time was ...Copy !req
1028. 1 minutes ...Copy !req
1029. 48.2.Copy !req
1030. Which means it is' round
more 'slow we've ever hadCopy !req
1031. circuit test of Top Gear!Copy !req
1032. Can you imagine how long it would
made if he had built?Copy !req
1033. Oh God, would
yet finished the tour, now!Copy !req
1034. - But you '.
- And even now.Copy !req
1035. Thank you. However,
next weekCopy !req
1036. go on the air, for reasons
do not understand, to 20.30.Copy !req
1037. And even now.Copy !req
1038. - And with this bomb ...
- And even now.Copy !req
1039. It 'time to close, thanks
they were with us!Copy !req
1040. - And even now.
- Good night!Copy !req
1041. And even now.Copy !req
1042. WWW.CUZZZ.COMCopy !req
1043. And even now.Copy !req