1. (Drew)
'Good evening, everybody.'
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2. 'And welcome
to "Whose Line Is It Anyway?"'
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3. 'On tonight's show, a man
called horse, Wayne Brady.'
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4. '"Dances With Wolves,"
Chip Esten.'
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5. 'Shame, Colin Mochrie.'
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6. 'And Paddle Queen of Montana,
Ryan Stiles.'
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7. I'm Drew Carey. Come on down.
Let's have some fun.
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8. Oh, man.
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9. Hello. Hi, everybody.
Thank you.
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10. Welcome to
"Whose Line Is It Anyway?"
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11. Where everything's made up
and the points don't matter.
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12. That's right, the points
are like those chaint pips
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13. you ate as a kid.
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14. I'm sorry, I mean,
uh, paint chips.
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15. 'Paint chips is what
I meant to say.'
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16. We have a lot of show
for you tonight.
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17. We're gonna get things
rolling right along
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18. with our first great game
called "Song Titles."
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19. fallen out
with song titles, really.
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20. It's a really hard game
to play.
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21. It's also a really good party
game you can play at home
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22. if you live long enough to know
a few song titles.
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23. They have to start a scene
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24. 'and they can only speak
in song titles.'
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25. Not song phrases, titles.
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26. And I'll buzz you out
when you go wrong
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27. and the other person
takes his place.
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28. We'll see who'll
stay the longest.
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29. Scene is, "You're at
an office Christmas party"
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30. and the party is in full swing
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31. and you can only speak
in song titles.
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32. Go ahead.
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33. "Blue Moon."
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34. "Dark Side Of The Moon."
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35. "Shine On Harvest Moon"
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36. You feel lucky?
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37. I was hoping he'd
just go for it.
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38. "Margaritaville."
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39. Mmm. "Good King Wenceslas."
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40. "Hard Day's Night."
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41. "Ten Cents A Dance?"
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42. "Hallelujah."
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43. "Dancing Queen."
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44. "O Canada."
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45. "You Make Me Feel Like Dancing."
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46. Really?
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47. "I Wanna Rock And Roll
All Night And Party Every day."
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48. "Nine To Five."
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49. "Twenty-Five or Six to Four."
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50. Hut.
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51. "Let The Music Play."
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52. "It's Raining Men."
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53. "She Works Hard For The Money."
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54. "Roxanne."
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55. "Lucille."
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56. "Maybelline."
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57. "Long Tall Sally."
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58. "Brown Sugar."
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59. "Jumping Jack Flash."
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60. "Domo Arigato Mr. Roboto."
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61. "Color My World."
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62. What goes up must come down.
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63. "Hello."
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64. "Welcome Back."
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65. "I'm The Walrus."
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66. "Mean Mr. Mustard."
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67. "Red Red Wine?"
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68. "Love Love Me Do."
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69. "Eight Days A Week."
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70. "One Bourbon
One Scotch One Beer."
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71. "One Is The Loneliest Number."
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72. I'll give you each
2,000 points for that.
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73. And 3,000 points for Colin.
He kicked ass in that game.
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74. 'That's a really
hard game to play.'
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75. 'That was good, man.'
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76. 'Okay, now!'
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77. Time to play a game called
"Two Line Vocabulary."
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78. This is for Colin,
Wayne and Ryan.
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79. 'In this game,
they're gonna do a scene.'
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80. However, Ryan and Wayne
can only say two lines.
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81. They're gonna have to say
one of their two lines.
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82. 'The two lines you
are allowed to say..'
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83. 'Wayne, your lines are
"I'm right behind you"'
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84. 'and "What about me?"'
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85. 'Ryan, your lines are,
"What did you say?"'
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86. 'and "Hey, lighten up."'
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87. Ah, the scene is,
"Colin is leading two passengers
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88. 'Wayne and Ryan, to safety on
the capsized SS Poseidon.'"
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89. So go ahead and take it away.
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90. We're on the top, which means
we're on the bottom.
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91. We have to head to the bottom
which is the top.
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92. - I'm right behind you.
- What'd you say?
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93. I said, we're on the top
which is now the bottom.
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94. - The boat capsized.
- What about me?
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95. Well, you seem
to understand it.
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96. The big dumb guy didn't,
I'm explaining.
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97. - Hey, lighten up.
- Okay, sorry, alright.
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98. You know what? I'm a little
tense, we're in a capsized boat
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99. the water's starting
to leak in—
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100. - I'm right behind you.
- Okay.
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101. - What'd you say?
- He said he's right behind me.
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102. Okay, let's go up
these stairs here.
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103. What'd you say?
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104. I said, let's go up
these stairs here.
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105. - What about me?
- Yeah, it's the same.
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106. All of us are going up
the same stairs.
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107. - I'm behind you.
- I know.
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108. We're going up the stairs,
we're going to the top.
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109. - What'd you say?
- We're going to the top.
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110. - Hey, lighten up.
- You lighten up.
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111. - Lighten up.
- You shut up.
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112. Alright, this is what
we're going to do.
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113. We're going to go up..
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114. Oh, okay, the stairs
are upside down.
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115. That's a problem.
Where are you going?
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116. - What'd you say?
- We're going up the stairs.
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117. - We can't go up the stairs.
- I'm right behind you.
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118. Okay, listen.
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119. Get that rope.
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120. - What'd you say?
- Get that rope.
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121. - What about me?
- Yeah, you get the rope too.
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122. Whoever can get the rope,
get the rope.
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123. - Hey! Lighten up.
- You shut up!
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124. What did you say?
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125. Okay, I'm gonna throw it up
there in that ledge there.
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126. What about me?
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127. You, okay. Obviously
you're the better thrower.
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128. - You throw it up there—
- Hey, lighten up.
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129. - What'd you say?
- What'd you say?
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130. No, forget it.
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131. - Alright.
- I'm right behind you.
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132. Alright... wait. Okay, wait,
I can't pull you all up.
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133. - What'd you say?
- I can't pull you all up.
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134. - What about me?
- No, listen. Listen!
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135. What'd you say?
What did you say?
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136. Thousand points to each.
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137. That was, uh,
Two Line Vocabulary.
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138. Also known as the
"Drive Your Parents Crazy" game.
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139. Don't tell them
you're gonna play.
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140. Just pick two lines
you're gonna say all day long.
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141. What about me? Hey, lighten up.
What about me? Hey, lighten up.
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142. Okay, our next game
is called "Duet."
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143. This is for Chip and Wayne
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144. 'with Laura Hall, Linda Taylor,
Cece Worrall.'
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145. You in the white sweater,
what's your name please?
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146. Lily.
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147. - What do you do for a living?
- I'm a crossing guard.
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148. Come on down here.
Nice to see you.
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149. Lily here is a crossing guard.
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150. You guys are gonna sing a song
to Lily the crossing guard.
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151. I want you to sing to her
like the Backstreet Boys.
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152. (Drew)
'Alright, Lily!
Thank you very much.'
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153. We'll be right back.
Don't go away.
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154. Welcome back
to "Whose Line Is It Anyway?"
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155. Where everything's made up
and the points don't matter.
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156. Hey!
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157. Who's making love to your old
lady while you're making love?
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158. That's me.
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159. 'We're gonna
keep this show going'
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160. with a game called
"Action Replay."
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161. This game is a great game.
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162. 'Wayne and Chip are gonna
act out a scene.'
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163. Ryan and Colin are gonna
put on this headphones
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164. 'cause they can't hear
the dialogue.
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165. And then..
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166. 'And they're gonna have
to reenact the scene'
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167. using all the same
body movements.
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168. Of course they've to make up
their own dialogues.
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169. They don't know
what the scene's about.
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170. 'So here's your scene.'
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171. "Uh, two campers get dressed
in the morning
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172. and discover that insects have
crawled into their clothes."
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173. Get up, buddy.
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174. Time to go skinny dippin'.
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175. Spishh!
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176. Hoo!
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177. Ahh!
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178. Hoo, ahh.
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179. Wow, this is nice,
since you're fresh.
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180. - This is the life, huh?
- Yeah, absolutely.
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181. Hoo!
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182. - Let's g.. Uh, aah!
- Hold on.
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183. Ahh!
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184. - Hey, you too?
- Oh, yes, absolutely.
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185. Wait, wait, wait, wait.
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186. It's in my pants.
No, my butt.
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187. - Oh, mine..
- No, no.
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188. - I'm gonna get you.
- No, no, I'm okay.
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189. - I know what to do.
- Okay. Yeah, yeah.
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190. My butt, my butt, my butt.
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191. Oh! It's on my chest.
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192. It's on my chest.
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193. Wait, wait, wait.
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194. They're on your forehead.
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195. Quick, quick, quick.
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196. 'Go ahead and reenact
the scene and good luck.'
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197. Yeah, thanks.
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198. Uh, looks like
your muffler's gone.
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199. I just put it up there.
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200. - Oh, really?
- Yeah.
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201. I hang all the parts up here.
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202. Here's a muffler up here,
tail pipe and another muffler.
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203. What are all these things?
I can use those in the car.
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204. - These things here?
- Yeah.
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205. I don't know what they are,
I never noticed those before.
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206. - Oh!
- What?
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207. A spark from the torch!
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208. Oh, my God.
Get it out!
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209. - Get it out!
- I'll put it out!
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210. Are you okay?
Get down on the floor.
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211. Get down on the floor,
try to put it out.
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212. Oh, my God.
It's out here too.
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213. Roll on the ground
it's on your front.
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214. Roll on the ground.
Roll on the ground
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215. - I saved your life.
- Oh, you did.
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216. I saved your life.
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217. Thank you.
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218. Colin Mochrie!
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219. Oh, wow!
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220. Man! Who says pale Canadians
can't break dance?
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221. Yeah!
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222. - 'Get a little, you know..'
- Wow.
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223. Throw a piece of cardboard,
let him go.
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224. - 'We'll just have a little—'
- You and Alfonso Ribeiro.
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225. Yeah.
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226. Thousand points to Colin, man.
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227. The amazing
break dancing Canadian.
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228. Two words you'll never hear
in the same sentence.
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229. 'Break dance and Canadian.'
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230. Let's go on with a game
called "Greatest Hits."
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231. This is everybody.
Everybody in the cast.
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232. 'Ryan, Colin, Chip, Wayne'
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233. 'Worrall, Linda, Cece.'
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234. 'Everybody.'
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235. Now, what I need
from the audience..
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236. Somebody from
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237. give me a reason
to move away from home.
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238. Pregnancy.
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239. 'Pregnancy.
Pregnancy. Pregnancy.'
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240. You guys are gonna be
TV voice-overs
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241. 'trying to sell
a compilation album.'
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242. The compilation album is called
"Songs Of Pregnancy."
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243. Hi, we'll be right back
to our wildlife documentary
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244. "Tupac, The Llama Who Loved
Tobacco," in just a second.
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245. Hey, what are you doing,
Ryan?
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246. Just practicing
my breathing exercises, Col.
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247. Oh, don't tell me
you're in the family way.
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248. No. I'm a man.
But my wife is.
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249. Oh!
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250. Yeah, it's the most
exciting time of my life.
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251. Could it be more exciting
than this 25 CD set
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252. that we're selling?
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253. All songs based
on pregnancy
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254. and the incredible pain
women go through?
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255. Wow, that makes the birth
of my child look second-rate.
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256. Yeah.
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257. You know, there're
so many hits on this, uh
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258. this CD set, did you say?
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259. What the hell,
if it was meat
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260. it'd be hard to fit
in the machine.
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261. Wow! That goes so well
with the whole pregnancy thing.
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262. You know..
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263. Makes you think,
doesn't it?
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264. - Mm.
- Yeah.
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265. No, let's not
do that then.
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266. You know, if you order
absolutely now
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267. there's nothing
we can do about it.
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268. Ha ha.
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269. You know, Britain has had
a major influence in rock music
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270. hasn't it?
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271. From the Beatles
to other guys from Britain.
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272. I didn't know that.
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273. I didn't know the Beatles
were from Britain.
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274. - Yeah.
- Oh.
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275. Anyway, one of my
favorite British bands
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276. is on this album doing
one of the best pregnancy songs
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277. I've ever known.
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278. - Who?
- The Clash.
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279. Oh!
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280. And boy,
once you've heard this song
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281. you'll be going out and gettin'
someone pregnant right away.
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282. Well, not you.
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283. But..
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284. who can forget
that great Clash song..
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285. "... I Know You Don't Look Fat."
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286. There's songs from all
over the world on this CD set.
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287. Songs from Jamaica,
a place I've never been
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288. but I've often wondered about.
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289. You know, here we
pronounce it Reggie.
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290. There they pronounce it
Reggae.
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291. And I think one of my favorite
Reggae songs of all time
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292. has to be
"You Wanna Cut The Cord?"
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293. We'll be right back on
"Whose Line?" Don't go away.
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294. Welcome back!
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295. Welcome back back back!
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296. Welcome back! Welcome back
to "Whose Line Is It Anyway?"
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297. (Drew)
'Uh, we're gonna keep
the show going'
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298. with a game called "Doo Wop."
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299. Uh, in this Wayn..
I-in this game
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300. 'Wayne, Chip and Colin'
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301. In this Wayne
game, Chip and Colin.
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302. - I love you.
- I love you, too.
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303. You guys are gonna be singing
as a 50s doo wop group.
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304. They're gonna each
sing a verse of the song
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305. and the other two
are gonna do the backup
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306. with the help of Laura Hall,
Linda Taylor and Cece Worrall.
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307. The all babelicious
"Whose Line" trio.
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308. What I need from the audience
is a suggestion
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309. for a woman's name.
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310. (female #1)
'Katrina'
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311. 'Lola!'
'Lucy.'
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312. Lola. And give me a hobby, some
of your hobby you'd like to do.
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313. (Drew)
'Golf.'
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314. Golf, golf.
I heard golf. Okay.
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315. 'They're gonna be singing
a song about Lola'
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316. who died tragically
in a freak golf accident.
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317. (Drew)
'Take it away
with a doo wop song.'
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318. Gotta take a commercial.
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319. We'll be right back in
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320. Bop-bop-bop-bop..
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321. Welcome back!
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322. Welcome back to "Whose Line
Is It Anyway?" tonight!
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323. 'Everybody doin'
the credits for us.'
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324. I want y'all
to read the credits as
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325. if you're school kids
jumping rope.
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326. Thanks for watching,
everybody. Goodnight.
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327. Oh, sorry.
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328. It's alright.
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329. (Drew)
'You got it.'
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