1. Hey!
Sweet sixteen!Copy !req
2. That's right!
Is my birthday!Copy !req
3. Arms are better,
got my cast off too...Copy !req
4. And it's snowing...!
Cool!Copy !req
5. This is gonna be a good day.Copy !req
6. Happy Birthday, Wally.Copy !req
7. Oh, my favorite breakfast!Copy !req
8. Heaping piles of everything!Copy !req
9. Thanks, Mom.Copy !req
10. You know,
if you ever come up for air,Copy !req
11. I can take you to the DMV to get
your driver's license after school.Copy !req
12. This weather would be
a good proving ground.Copy !req
13. Not really in a big rush
to drive, Dad.Copy !req
14. 'Cause... you know.
I'm me.Copy !req
15. You certainly are.Copy !req
16. Plus, the team's throwing me
a big surprise-partyCopy !req
17. this afternoon, at the Cave.Copy !req
18. In school today, ask your teacher
the definition of “surprise”.Copy !req
19. You want “surprise”,
just watch Miss Martian's expressionCopy !req
20. when I collect my birthday kiss.Copy !req
21. Well, I have a surprise for you.
Or, at least, your aunt Iris does.Copy !req
22. And a special shout out
to my nephew Wally,Copy !req
23. wishing him a very happy
sixteenth birthday.Copy !req
24. So cool!Copy !req
25. Now, for school closures.Copy !req
26. The following schools
have declared today a snow day:Copy !req
27. Dubuc Elementary, Spisak Junior High,
Central City High, Keystone High...Copy !req
28. Oh, yes!Copy !req
29. Could life get any sweeter?Copy !req
30. Season 1, episode 20
„Coldhearted”Copy !req
31. Kid Flash
B-0-3Copy !req
32. Zeta tube network
now offline,Copy !req
33. due to extreme
atmospheric conditions.Copy !req
34. Wow, I just made it.Copy !req
35. It'd be a tragedy
if I miss my own...Copy !req
36. Surprise!Copy !req
37. What...?
Oh, you guys, you shouldn't have...Copy !req
38. Right, not like you've been hinting
for days, or anything.Copy !req
39. - I made two cakes.
- Awesome! What will you, guys, eat?Copy !req
40. We'll split the cupcake.Copy !req
41. But, if you guess...Copy !req
42. Nope!
Guess again!Copy !req
43. Happy Birthday!Copy !req
44. You settling in Ok?Copy !req
45. Oh, yeah.
Just “like home”.Copy !req
46. I know this is all very new
and intimidating,Copy !req
47. But I promise you...Copy !req
48. Some day...Copy !req
49. You'll get used
to watching Wally eat.Copy !req
50. Think we should tell him?Copy !req
51. You're getting warmer, babe!Copy !req
52. But...
I can make you warmer still.Copy !req
53. He is the only one
who doesn't know!Copy !req
54. Then, please...
Allow me.Copy !req
55. Oh, man...Copy !req
56. Attention, Team!Copy !req
57. Suit up. Polar stealth.
Mission briefing in five.Copy !req
58. Where is Flash?Copy !req
59. Flash and Red Tornado
already have their assignments.Copy !req
60. A massive ice stormCopy !req
61. has paralyzed North America
from coast to coast.Copy !req
62. Satellite imagery has detected
five flying Ice Fortresses,Copy !req
63. source unknown,Copy !req
64. which seem to be responsible
and must be stopped.Copy !req
65. Well, can't the Watchtower blow them
out of the sky, or something?Copy !req
66. What's a „Watchtower”?Copy !req
67. The League's orbiting Headquarters
is not weaponized.Copy !req
68. And with both Green Lanterns off world,
I need all hands on deck.Copy !req
69. Does that mean
what I think it means?Copy !req
70. The League and the Team,
fighting side by side?Copy !req
71. Wow, really?Copy !req
72. Now that's a birthday wish
come true!Copy !req
73. Superboy, use the super-cycleCopy !req
74. to rendezvous with the Batplane
at Ice Fortress 1.Copy !req
75. You'll drop off Robin and Aqualad,
then continue on with WolfCopy !req
76. to meet up with Black Canary and
Red Tornado at Ice Fortress 2.Copy !req
77. Miss Martian, Artemis and Zatanna,
take the Bio-Ship and rendezvousCopy !req
78. with Green Arrow and Martian Manhunter
at Ice Fortress 3.Copy !req
79. Other Leaguers will deal
with Fortresses 4 and 5.Copy !req
80. Sending all coordinates now.Copy !req
81. Uh... Batman?
I think you skipped...Copy !req
82. Kid Flash.Copy !req
83. A young girl in Seattle is in desperate need
of a heart transplant.Copy !req
84. With all conventional air traffic
grounded by the storm,Copy !req
85. you'll need to pick up
the donor heart in BostonCopy !req
86. and run the 3,000 miles
across country.Copy !req
87. No! No, no, no, no, no!Copy !req
88. He can't seriously expect me to skip
the first ever League-Team team-up!Copy !req
89. Who is this girl?Copy !req
90. Does it matter?Copy !req
91. No... of course not...
But... can't we zeta...Copy !req
92. Zeta-Tubes are offline.
Sorry…Copy !req
93. Right. Then...
How could I say “no”?Copy !req
94. Seriously, HOW?Copy !req
95. Guess I won't be needing the stealth...Copy !req
96. Speedy delivery boy...
At your service.Copy !req
97. Law enforcement
across the countryCopy !req
98. has been alerted to your mission
and is clearing your route.Copy !req
99. Lucky stiffs!Copy !req
100. Put your backs to work,
we have to clear this road!Copy !req
101. Too late, too late!Copy !req
102. Someone ordered a pizza?Copy !req
103. What you're delivering
is considerably more preciousCopy !req
104. to a girl who's life depends on it.Copy !req
105. Duh! I meant if anyone
ordered a pizza for ME!Copy !req
106. The guy burns a lot of caloriesCopy !req
107. running a few mph higher
than the speed of sound.Copy !req
108. Sorry, no.
Now listen:Copy !req
109. This pack is heavily insulated
for shock absorption.Copy !req
110. But that doesn't mean the organ within
needs any extraneous jostling.Copy !req
111. So no crumpling.
Got it.Copy !req
112. Your PDA…?Copy !req
113. You have four hours to deliver the heart
before it's no longer viable.Copy !req
114. - Is that clear?
- As crystal, babe...Copy !req
115. Then, go...Copy !req
116. Guess asking for her number
is pointless...Copy !req
117. - Do you see him?
- Nope.Copy !req
118. - Did you see him?
- Nope.Copy !req
119. Making decent time, at least.Copy !req
120. I'm at max speed now,
but if I push it,Copy !req
121. maybe I can dump this load, save the girl
and still join the real action!Copy !req
122. Aw, come on! Robin and Aqualad,
with Batman, Aquaman and Flash?Copy !req
123. Who's missing from this picture?Copy !req
124. Gotta find me a little detour...Copy !req
125. Aw, man!Copy !req
126. I'd give this arm
for a double chili cheese burger,Copy !req
127. or a “Tacostada”,
or a “Chicken Whizee”!Copy !req
128. He's due to pass here any minute.Copy !req
129. Lovely...Copy !req
130. Now all I have to do
is get his attention.Copy !req
131. Any ideas?Copy !req
132. Who is THAT?Copy !req
133. WHO is that?Copy !req
134. It's him!Copy !req
135. Go! Get outta here!
I'll handle Vandal.Copy !req
136. „You'll handle” me?Copy !req
137. Little hero...Copy !req
138. Do you really think you have
what it takes to survive...Copy !req
139. Vandal Savage?Copy !req
140. This guy is so going down...Copy !req
141. When I heard authorities were cordoning off
this highway for a speeds trap,Copy !req
142. I assumed I'd be confronting
Flash himself.Copy !req
143. He and I are due for a reckoning.Copy !req
144. But I suppose I must settle
for making him miserable,Copy !req
145. by killing his brat sidekick,
instead.Copy !req
146. Troopers are safely out of range...
Good.Copy !req
147. Frees me up to show Savage
just what a “brat sidekick” can do.Copy !req
148. Kinda bashing my head
into a brick wall here.Copy !req
149. Need a new approach.Copy !req
150. Well, you're truly running circles
around me.Copy !req
151. How will I cope?Copy !req
152. Not “coping” so great now,
is he?Copy !req
153. What am I doing?Copy !req
154. Sure, I'd love to finish trashing this
big jerk, but that won't save the girl.Copy !req
155. It should suffice.Copy !req
156. Wasted about 15 minutes on Savage,
but I can still reach Seattle on time.Copy !req
157. Great,
out of snacks.Copy !req
158. Dude, you're so
running on fuel right now!Copy !req
159. But that wouldn't help the girl either.Copy !req
160. But forget the hunger, forget
the freezing temp, forget the windchill…Copy !req
161. Just go!
Go!Copy !req
162. Kid Flash!Copy !req
163. I made it!
I'm here!Copy !req
164. I'm… I'm sorry.Copy !req
165. You're too late.Copy !req
166. No! No, look, I've got
almost twenty minutes to spare!Copy !req
167. I know...
But she passed away 12 minutes ago.Copy !req
168. Twelve...?
12 minutes?Copy !req
169. Please...
Don't blame yourself.Copy !req
170. I'm sure you got here
as fast as you could.Copy !req
171. 12 minutes...
The fight took 15...Copy !req
172. Maybe another recipient
can be found...Copy !req
173. Superman, Captain Marvel and Doctor Fate
brought down the fourth Ice Fortress.Copy !req
174. Kid Flash! We've been waiting for you!
Where is the Queen's heart?Copy !req
175. Wait, the girl's dead, so now
the heart's going to a queen?Copy !req
176. The girl IS the Queen!Copy !req
177. Queen Perdita of Vlatava,
age ten.Copy !req
178. And she's not dead,
but she IS running out of time.Copy !req
179. I've been conned!Copy !req
180. No!Copy !req
181. I'd love to take these creeps out,Copy !req
182. but can't put the heart at risk.Copy !req
183. Again.Copy !req
184. They're blocking the stairs,
so...Copy !req
185. We'll take the highroad!Copy !req
186. That was nauseatingly familiar...Copy !req
187. Count Vertigo...Copy !req
188. Now it all makes sense.Copy !req
189. Queen Perdita stands between
her uncle Vertigo and the Vlatavan Crown!Copy !req
190. Crawling away…
Is the young hero reduced to that?Copy !req
191. - Hey, I'm not proud.
- Apparently.Copy !req
192. But not defeated either!Copy !req
193. Not while I still have
one weapon left!Copy !req
194. My big mouth!Copy !req
195. I don't get it, Vertigo!Copy !req
196. You were defeated,
with the rest of the Injustice League.Copy !req
197. How come you're not in Belle Reve prison,
with your putrid pals?Copy !req
198. As a member of the Vlatavan Royal Family,
I have „immunité diplomatique”.Copy !req
199. As long as no crimes against Vlatava
can be proven against me.Copy !req
200. But when the Queen needed a heart,
Count Heartless heard opportunity knock!Copy !req
201. The Ice Fortresses were all part
of the plan to murder your niece!Copy !req
202. And Savage, he intentionally stole me,
as a favor to you!Copy !req
203. It is nice to have friends...Copy !req
204. Now, shall we see if I can kill
two hearts with one blow...?Copy !req
205. Take your best shot...Copy !req
206. Yes!Copy !req
207. Enough!Copy !req
208. 'D love to continue
this love fest, Count...Copy !req
209. But you're not my priority.Copy !req
210. Tell me there's still time...Copy !req
211. Take it! Go!Copy !req
212. Right, right...
Send word to all our team staff!Copy !req
213. Wally's birthday dinner
will be completely dried out.Copy !req
214. Shh! Mary!Copy !req
215. Hawkman, Hawkwoman, Captain Atom
and Wonder Woman have defeatedCopy !req
216. a fifth flying Ice Fortress.Copy !req
217. But this just in...Copy !req
218. Despite the best efforts of Kid Flash
and the team of transplant surgeons,Copy !req
219. young Queen Perdita of Vlatava
died.Copy !req
220. On the operating table,
at Seattle Medical Center.Copy !req
221. Count Vertigo...Copy !req
222. That's “King Vertigo” to you,
peasant...Copy !req
223. - King?
- Perdita is dead.Copy !req
224. And the beauty of it is…
I never laid a hand on her.Copy !req
225. And now no one
can lay a hand on you...Copy !req
226. As King of Vlatava,
I'm untouchable.Copy !req
227. Let's test that theory!Copy !req
228. Now, now, little hero,
you'll pull your stitches.Copy !req
229. Besides,
who exactly are you mad at?Copy !req
230. She died on the table.Copy !req
231. All that planning,
all that effort...Copy !req
232. Neither of us needed bothered.Copy !req
233. Right... And now, it must kill you
to know that you owe favorsCopy !req
234. to Vandal Savage and...
I'm guessing five ice villains,Copy !req
235. for nothing!Copy !req
236. Not at all!Copy !req
237. They played their roles in my attempt
to rid Vlatava of Perdita.Copy !req
238. We couldn't know
it was unnecessary.Copy !req
239. So you all still deserve credit
for attempted murder!Copy !req
240. It's called...
regicide...Copy !req
241. “It's called... ”
You're busted, jerkface!Copy !req
242. I believe you know
Queen Perdita...Copy !req
243. No...Copy !req
244. It's called...
regicide...Copy !req
245. Count Werner Vertigo...Copy !req
246. As Queen of Vlatava, I hereby accuse you
of high treason against the CrownCopy !req
247. and revoke your diplomatic immunity.Copy !req
248. No!Copy !req
249. Send this clown to Belle Reve.Copy !req
250. Well-played, children.Copy !req
251. Admittedly, well-played.Copy !req
252. This round goes to you.Copy !req
253. And, please, by all means,
allow the victory to go to your heads.Copy !req
254. Thank you...
Your plan worked perfectly.Copy !req
255. Well, when I woke up and found out
you were in Recovery,Copy !req
256. I knew Vertigo would make
another attempt on your life.Copy !req
257. Unless, A, he thought you were dead,
and, 2, he lost that darned immunity.Copy !req
258. And was sent away for good.Copy !req
259. That sword is belonging to my country,
not to the Count.Copy !req
260. I would be pleased for you to have it.Copy !req
261. As a reward?
Or as a souvenir?Copy !req
262. It is the King's royal lunch!Copy !req
263. The League destroyed
the five Ice Fortresses,Copy !req
264. but failed to capture
whomever was behind them.Copy !req
265. But Icicle Sr., Icicle Jr., Killer Frost,
Captain Cold and Mr. Freeze are,Copy !req
266. by far,
the most-likely suspects.Copy !req
267. That's impossible.Copy !req
268. All five were in their cells
for the duration of the crisis.Copy !req
269. The sword was cool,Copy !req
270. but this just seemed like
the right souvenir for the right mission.Copy !req
271. Dude, I've just heard.
You saved an entire country!Copy !req
272. Major kudos!Copy !req
273. What can I say?
I'm the man...Copy !req
274. The man who finally figured outCopy !req
275. that the sweetest birthday present
a lucky stiff like me could ever get...Copy !req
276. was seeing that little girl smile.Copy !req