1. Your first mistake
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2. That was no mistake, human.
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3. And there's your second
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4. I suppose other species
all look alike to you.
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5. But I'm no human.
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6. I am Lieutenant TORK of the planet Mars.
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7. And you've never encountered
anything like me before.
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8. Edson Valiant.
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9. He's dead, Tom.
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10. Stuff looks really good, Gar.
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11. That single tear thing. Genius.
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13. Garfield, Paul,
the dailies are spectacular.
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15. - Thanks, Gretchen.
- Yeah, thanks.
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was the smart move.
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18. - You handled casting?
- At Goodeworld Studios,
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20. I wanted ST 3016 to recapture
that Hello, Megan! magic.
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what you two have done.
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underappreciated, Garfield.
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between you as Conner Manley
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Wheeler was truly special.
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- And a lot of both here as well.
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32. It's like watching father and
son trekking through space.
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like it was yesterday.
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37. - Qurac.
- Qurac, of course.
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would be very proud.
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41. Yeah... I guess. Thanks, Ms. Goode.
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42. Garfield, please.
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Gretchen, you'll make me cry.
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44. - Noted, Gretchen. Thank you.
- Gretchen, a word?
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step-father of my favorite Martian?
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Just give me a moment.
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talking about that,
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one more time...
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50. Don't... call me... Mento.
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51. Will you be at the house, tonight?
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52. No, Mento. I have a date.
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53. - Thank God.
- Oh, thank God.
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54. - Later, Harvey, great work today.
- Really?
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56. Okay, M'gann, we're all here.
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58. - How would I know? Maybe every day...
- I know.
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59. - It was very atypical.
- And who is this?
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61. You guys really aren't
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62. - You picked the right crowd.
- Perhaps.
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out by how Forager looks?
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66. you just... caught me off-guard.
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67. - Way off-guard?
- Way off-guard.
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what happened.
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Harper opened a boom tube
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70. as if Violet Harper was a Mother Box.
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71. - What?
- Mmm-hmm, it's true.
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72. I didn't know I could do it,
until I did it.
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of your abilities,
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75. - how is that possible?
- Maybe I know.
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Baron Bedlam gave to Doctor X.
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but only succeed in destroying it.
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80. There was a burst of energy,
then the machine went dead.
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81. Not just dead. Murdered.
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82. Mother Boxes are living computers.
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83. That burst of energy?
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84. It was probably
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85. Ugh, hello, Megan?
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86. Doctor Fate sensed an old soul
in Halo's very young body.
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87. And the first time I saw Halo,
Vertigo's crew was burying her.
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88. Bedlam wasn't in the business
of ditching powerful meta-humans
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90. Maybe Gabrielle Daou did die.
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91. But the Mother Box's soul energy
or whatever you want to call it,
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and resurrected it as...
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93. As me! I told you I wasn't Gabrielle.
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94. You did. Over and over.
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95. I'm sorry I didn't understand.
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their combined minds clean.
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97. She'd get flashes of
Gabrielle's residual memories,
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99. Everything else
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100. It doesn't upset you
that Gabrielle is dead?
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the only you I've ever known.
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104. I have grown accustomed
to such strangeness.
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105. Yeah, well, newbie to strangeness here.
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106. What does all of this
have to do with me?
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107. Uh, hey, so sorry I'm running late, Gar,
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108. The trade conference was endless.
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109. No worries, Perdita.
The club will still be there.
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110. Oh, you're a doll. I'll be right out.
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111. Looking like a princess, I'll bet.
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112. Or a queen.
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113. Hey, goode goggles. They
as cool as everyone says?
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114. I only just received them as
a gift. I haven't even tried them yet.
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115. Mind if I check 'em out, Your Majesty?
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116. You are not allowed to call me that,
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117. - or it's off with your head.
- Oh, big talk.
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118. - The goggles?
- Be my guest.
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119. Cool, thanks.
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120. Space Trek.
Hey, maybe I can play myself.
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121. More Klamulons!
Fire at will, Lieutenant.
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122. Ha! I am playing myself.
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123. Yeah, got 'em. That's right, TORK rocks.
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124. This is actually pretty crash.
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125. I'm already on level two.
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126. But, Violet, you've never been
able to heal anyone but yourself.
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127. Well, she healed me. That's why I...
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128. Actually, I don't believe
I did heal you, Victor.
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129. I think I only made adjustments
to your internal technology.
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130. More proof she's a living Mother Box.
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131. Whatever. Look, I just want
to get back to my actual life.
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134. So, I need one of you freaks
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135. We're trying to figure this out.
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136. And now he'll tell you to be patient.
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137. Yeah, patient is not going to cut it.
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138. You can talk about all these
Mother and Father Boxes later...
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139. Whoa, whoa, whoa! Who said
anything about a Father Box?
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140. - Whoa, what's this now?
- Sphere?
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142. Super-Cycle, what are you doing?
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143. You dare threaten me?
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144. Both of you. Stop!
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145. Fool! You seek to intervene?
Then suffer for it.
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146. No!
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147. Sorry. Sorry.
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148. - Conner!
- I'm fine.
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149. Super-Cycle, stand down.
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150. Shh, shh. It's all right now.
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152. No, it was the tech
within you, taking control.
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154. Yeah, well, clearly a Halo cleanse
is only a temporary solution.
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155. For the time being, you two had
better stick close to each other.
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156. - Understood, I will stick close.
- What about his father?
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157. - Shouldn't we bring Vic back...
- My father did this to me!
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158. - All the more reason.
- Look, I'm 18.
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159. You can kick me out,
but you can't make me go back.
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160. No one's kicking anyone out.
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161. Guess we're adopting another stray.
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162. - I'm ready.
- Just a sec. I'm at the final level.
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163. I need to go to Encino now.
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164. I thought you said
the club's in Hollywood...
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165. I need to go to Encino, now!
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166. He's dead, Tom.
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167. Hmm?
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168. Crash.
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169. Those words you spoke
when you were cleansing Vic,
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170. - what do they mean?
- I don't understand. What words?
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172. I know these are
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173. and I know, with Superman in space,
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174. you've been wanting
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175. But you're frustrated. I get it.
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176. My one mission with Dick turned
into this never-ending thing.
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177. A very needy and
complicated never-ending thing.
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178. Conner, since we've been engaged
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179. we've hardly spent any time together.
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180. - Let alone, alone time.
- You're right.
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181. We had a system. The
Watchtower was for missions,
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182. and Happy Harbor was our own
Fortress of Solitude.
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183. Where we could just be us.
But it's okay.
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184. I know what we need.
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185. Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
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186. - Date night!
- A secret base!
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187. What?
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188. The Reach...
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189. I mean, the Klamulons are attacking.
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190. I got this, Captain.
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191. She's dead, TORK.
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192. He's dead, TORK.
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193. He's dead, TORK.
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194. Wow, we're losing everyone.
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195. It's a good thing they were
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196. So, who's next? You or me?
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197. Artemis is so gonna kill me for this.
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199. Eh, guess it's me.
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200. Where's Wally?
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201. No. No.
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202. Ha-ha, Monkey!
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203. Oh, I gotta catch him.
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204. Tired of this show already?
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205. Well, let's see what else is on.
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206. Monkey! Hey, bro, where'd you go?
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208. Garfield, stop this. You're scaring me.
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209. No, no, no, no.
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210. Your pulse, it's so faint.
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211. Garfield!
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212. And now, back to Doom Patrol Go!
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213. Now, who was I looking for?
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214. An elephant never forgets.
So, now I'll have to remember.
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215. - Remember me?
- Rita.
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216. - I mean, Elasti-Girl.
- That is correct.
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217. Now, let me introduce you to
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218. Chief, Robotman, Negative Woman.
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219. - Welcome to the team, Beast Boy.
- Boo-yah!
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220. Whatever.
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221. And my husband, Steve Dayton.
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222. Also known as The Magnificent Mento.
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223. Charmed.
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225. Garfield, it broke my heart
when I heard about Marie.
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227. She was my best friend
and I miss her terribly.
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229. But I'm really going to try
and be a good mom to you.
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230. Thanks, Rita.
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232. We all have to go on a mission and die.
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233. No!
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234. Boo-yahscadoo!
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236. Elasti-Girl, I... Rita!
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237. Please, I lost one mom,
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239. Yeah! We're not gonna make it.
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240. No. No, no. I can't watch this.
I gotta get outta here.
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241. It's okay, Gar. Now that
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another mother and another planet.
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245. Where are you going, Mento?
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in shame for years,
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claim dubious parental rights,
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to make me rich?
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251. Wow, he's a jerk.
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252. - Noted.
- You didn't have to go with Mento.
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253. - M'Gann was totally willing to fight for you.
- That's true.
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255. Oh, really? Well, no point
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256. - M'Gann!
- Might as well channel surf.
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257. Megan, Conner. Please,
I don't know what to do.
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258. - Stop!
- Are you kidding me?
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259. This green kid needs a hospital.
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260. That green kid is my brother.
I know what he needs.
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261. Hey, put us down!
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262. Thanks, guys. We appreciate
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264. I'm sorry, I called you and 911.
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265. - I wasn't sure what he needed.
- You did the right thing.
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266. Gar's in a psychic fugue state.
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267. I have to help him find his way out.
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268. - You're my anchor.
- Always.
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270. Mom, Rita, you're both here.
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271. - You know this kid?
- Do I know him?
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272. Um, no, never seen him before.
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273. Sure you have the right house, kid?
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274. - Yeah, see, uh...
- Sure you're even born yet?
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276. Don't you think you've
forgotten something important?
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277. Hello, Megan!
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I have all this fresh honey.
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280. Uh-oh.
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281. Hey, Megan, Queen Bee
wants her honey back.
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282. - Ooh!
- No, you can't have her back!
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283. Aww.
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288. Mom!
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290. Stop. I'm done. Change the channel!
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291. - Nothing else on.
- Then shut it off.
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292. Okey-doke.
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295. You're not giving up, are you?
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296. I would not have picked you as my Beast
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298. You didn't pick me. I got
a Martian blood transfusion.
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299. Martian blood?
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300. Okay, sure, that helped.
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mystical monkey god, moi.
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303. And do the words, "conservation of
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you from being brainwashed for good.
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306. - Uh, noted.
- Face it!
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because I made you Beast Boy.
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- From you.
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310. I made you Beast Boy,
but you made yourself a hero.
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312. Wait, wait, wait. Wait a minute. Wait
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314. Hey, don't blame me,
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318. Nah, that's not my mom. That's
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or just feeling the mode.
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333. Hmm?
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336. I figured out a lot in there.
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338. At Goodeworld Studios, Gretchen
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340. Debrief later, but first,
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341. thanks for sticking by me,
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342. Your Majesty.
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343. I warned you what would
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344. Big talk.
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