1. This is Courtney Whitmore,
your very own star girl
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2. reporting on today's hottest stars,
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3. the Outsiders, led by Beast Boy,
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4. AKA Space Trek star Garfield Logan.
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5. The Outsiders include Geo-Force,
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6. better known as meta-Prince
Brion of Markovia,
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7. plus Blue Beetle and Kid Flash,
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8. and two brand-new heroes,
Wonder Girl and Static.
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9. They've already made heroic splashes
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10. in Taos, New Mexico, Brooklin,
Maine, and Chicago, Illinois.
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11. Well, #WeAreAllOutsiders
has been trending non-stop
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12. for nearly two solid weeks in the U.S.
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13. It's bigger than Big League, gang.
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14. So, the question is,
where will the Outsiders show up next?
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15. Santiago de Cuba,
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16. Miss Martian says a meta trafficking
lab there needs busting up now.
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17. We'll rendezvous
with Wonder Girl, Static,
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18. and Bio Ship, in Happy Harbor.
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19. Then, it's Outsiders away!
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20. Recognized Beast Boy...
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21. Fred, Violet?
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22. Time for school.
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23. Mother of goat.
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24. I am glad this is the last
day before winter break.
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25. I cannot understand why you three
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26. insist on attending school
in Happy Harbor.
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27. Waking up this early on the West Coast
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28. in order to zeta to the East Coast
does, uh, suck,
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29. but we have friends
at Happy Harbor High School.
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30. Violet, a moment, please.
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31. I have difficult news.
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32. Did Brion find out Gabrielle
Daou helped kill his parents?
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33. No, no. This is about your origins.
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34. Oh, you mean that
I am Gabrielle's corpse
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35. brought back to life by the living
energy of a dead Mother Box.
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36. Yes, that.
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37. The ramifications created some concerns.
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38. So, I tested hair follicles
from your hair brush
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39. to check your DNA, and...
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40. Well... There's just
no easy way to say this.
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41. I'm sorry, Violet, but you're dying.
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42. How can I be dying? I can heal myself.
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43. But your cells are not
regenerating as they should.
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44. Every time you use your Violet
aura to heal a new wound,
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45. it is at the expense
of your overall health.
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46. At your current rate of deterioration,
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47. you have only a few months left.
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48. - Months?
- But the situation is not hopeless.
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49. I've been consulting with my mentor,
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50. and I truly believe we'll have
a solution soon, so...
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51. - So?
- So, it's up to you
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52. whether we worry the others
with your current diagnosis.
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53. In a week or two,
we may have much better news.
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54. Yes, I suppose we should wait.
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55. The Outsiders, or in any case
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56. those not attending the funeral,
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57. are en route to Cuba.
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58. Gar's group? Alone? Seriously?
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59. - They can handle this.
- And they were our only option.
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60. The mission is, potentially,
too public for the team,
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61. and neither the U.N. nor Cuba
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62. would allow the Justice
League to intervene.
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63. Are you forgetting
who they're up against?
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64. Kaldur, if you can't find
Fate, I have to go.
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65. Zatanna, you are a Leaguer.
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66. We dare not risk
an international incident.
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67. I'll try and stay under the radar.
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68. Zatanna, 2-5.
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69. Stop worrying.
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70. Project Cucumber is right on schedule.
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71. Rutabaga? Please.
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72. This is a top-secret operation
for the Light.
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73. Who'd choose the name
Project Rutabaga for that?
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74. Well, if I named it Project Rutabaga,
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75. then Project Rutabaga it is.
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76. Now, stop trying to ruin my fun, Teekl.
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77. And what's more fun than
tormenting children?
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78. Yes, tormenting puppies is fun,
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79. but I wouldn't say it's more fun.
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80. Quiet! I know what to do!
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81. That's right. I use magic as a catalyst
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82. to activate the metagene
in kidnapped teenagers.
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83. Stupid metagene. This one can't
even breathe out of water.
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84. Oh, well, step one completed.
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85. Step two, apply mystic control brand.
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86. Hmm, let's put her with the others.
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87. Truth is, none of
the metas we've created
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88. have been that much fun.
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89. Not separately, anyway.
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90. Now, that's a Rutabaga!
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91. Deploy Beetle mini drones.
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92. We need to know
what's going on in there.
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93. Transferring signal to Bio Ship.
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94. Not something you see every day,
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95. and we've seen some pretty weird days.
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96. All right, let's do another.
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97. What do you mean we're all out?
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98. I want more kids to play with!
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99. I want 'em! I want 'em! I want 'em!
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100. Perfect time for Bart
and Jaime to go AWOL.
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101. - Dude, funeral.
- Oh.
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102. Man, yeah, I'm sorry.
I... I totally spaced.
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103. And Mrs. Garrett was so crashed, too.
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104. But we've got another problem.
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105. Cuban authorities incoming.
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106. Klarion goes ballistic
over any authority.
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107. Geo-Force, keep the Cubans at bay.
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108. Static, Wonder Girl, we're going in.
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109. Outsiders, away!
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110. Dude, that catchphrase, it needs work.
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111. See, Teekl, I told you
we had some meta-teens left.
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112. What?
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113. They're trying to steal
my magical metas?
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114. You, flesh monster, crunch them!
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115. Hey, did you see that?
That thing, it's made of kids.
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116. Static, Wonder Girl,
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117. hold it off without hurting
it, um, them.
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118. I'll deal with Klarion.
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119. Oh, fine time for you to be
knocked unconscious by an elephant.
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120. Now I'm losing grip of the mortal plane.
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121. Huh?
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122. - Yes, Zatanna's in the house.
- No, not in the house.
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123. I thought Leaguers
weren't allowed in Cuba.
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124. I'm not, which is why
I'm not in the house.
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125. My glamour spell hides me
from any non-Outsider.
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126. Or any non-Chaos Lords.
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127. We see you. You're a witch!
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128. Guys, distract Klarion
while I deal with that.
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129. Pack off, pachyderm.
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130. Beast Boy!
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131. Foolish mortal.
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132. Klarion is chaos personified.
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133. He cannot be constipated!
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134. Yeah, yeah, contained.
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135. He knew I meant contained. Ow! Ow!
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136. That this is... Ow! Stinging me.
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137. A green hornet.
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138. Ow! Ow!
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139. - Wonder Girl! No!
- Yes!
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140. - Wonder Girl, are you all right?
- Uh-huh.
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141. I can't deactivate your metagenes,
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142. but I can free your souls.
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143. Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! What is happening?
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144. I better get Witch Boy out of here.
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145. And this spell is not going to be easy.
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146. Beast Boy, get clear!
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147. Not fair! That doesn't belong to you!
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148. You've got a lot of nerve, kid.
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149. You're a stage magician,
and I am a Chaos Lord.
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150. Now, what brave punishments
can we devise
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151. for little Miss So-not-a-thing?
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152. Look around?
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153. At what?
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154. This place is familiar.
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155. The Tower of Fate?
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156. No, no, no, no!
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157. What if Nabu comes back?
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158. This is his place of power. No way.
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159. No way I'd let him catch us here.
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160. Still in the Tower?
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161. Dang it!
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162. The Tower?
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163. Dang it!
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164. All clear. Let the Cubans in.
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165. I'll deal with you later.
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166. - Outsiders?
- Outsiders. Si.
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167. Are these gills?
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168. You can't breathe!
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169. Beast Boy to Bio Ship.
Need your help, girl.
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170. Recognized. Forager. B-3-2.
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171. Terra. B-3-3.
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172. Where's Violet?
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173. I thought all four of us
were training today.
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174. I reminded her,
but when the bell rang, she...
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175. What is the English...
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176. Ah, yes. She blew us off to
hang with her friend Harper Row.
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177. Violet blew us off?
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178. That doesn't sound like her.
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179. Still, if she's socializing,
making friends,
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180. it's healthy, I guess.
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181. Whoa! That's got a kick!
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182. Whew! And so does this.
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183. Go ahead. Can't hurt to try it.
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184. Or is this a Muslim no can do?
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185. I'm not a Muslim.
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186. Whoa, whoa, whoa! Slow down, Vi.
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187. I said try it, not kill it.
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188. I don't kill.
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189. I have a boyfriend.
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190. So do I.
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191. Here. Give it a shot.
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192. - Whoa!
- Freeze!
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193. Drop the weapon. Now!
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194. Put down the weapon. Put it down!
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195. Vi, what are you doing? Drop it.
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196. - Mama!
- Luiz. Luiz.
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197. Gracias. Thank you.
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198. What will you do with these others?
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199. Those with family in Cuba
can stay, of course.
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200. But many of these kids were
trafficked here from other countries.
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201. They'll be given
the opportunity to go home
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202. or they can come
to the meta-human youth center
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203. in Taos, New Mexico.
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204. Either way, we've got them covered.
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205. Much better catchphrase.
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206. You Justice Leaguers should not be here!
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207. Hey, the League's cool,
but we're Outsiders.
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208. And we're just trying to do the
right thing for kids like us.
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209. Pero somos Outsiders.
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210. We are all Outsiders.
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211. We are all Outsiders.
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212. We are all Outsiders!
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213. Still the best catchphrase yet.
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214. Go, while you still can.
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215. Good. Use your opponent's momentum.
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216. Mother of goat!
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217. Hey.
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218. It's all right.
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219. You can't expect to know the
counter for every attack overnight.
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220. Okay, let's try again.
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221. But don't just focus on my eyes.
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222. That might work against
an untrained fighter,
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223. but not against an experienced foe.
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224. Be aware of my entire body,
hips included.
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225. You'll learn to see the tells,
to anticipate what's coming.
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226. - I know that.
- Do you?
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227. I mean, I'm sorry.
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228. I appreciate what you're
trying to teach me.
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229. Look, I get it. You have bad
memories associated with training.
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230. Training? Me?
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231. Before your cage match with Holocaust,
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232. seemed like someone had given
you a few tips, if brutally.
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233. Yes, my training was a bit rough.
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234. I understand. Trust me.
My dad, Sportsmaster,
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235. he was just like that.
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236. Borderline abusive on good days.
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237. But that's not my style.
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238. So, go again?
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239. Yes.
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240. I appreciate the call, Bethany.
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241. I'll make sure she gets home.
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242. Thanks, Megan. Say hi to Snapper for me.
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243. Sure.
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244. Could I ask what's
happening with Harper Row?
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245. We called her father
after checking our drunk tank
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246. to make sure he wasn't already here.
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247. - And?
- We left a message,
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248. but Harper's staying in a holding cell
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249. until dear old Dad comes to get her.
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250. So, you want to tell me
what happened, or why?
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251. Violet hasn't texted back?
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252. Well, maybe her phone's dead, you know?
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253. Got some newbies for you. Ramp, please.
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254. - Good work.
- There's one more.
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255. Kind of a special case.
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256. Okay, Bio Ship, show us the hold.
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257. Uh, the center is not
equipped for water breathers.
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258. We will have to make
alternate arrangements for...
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259. Sorry, I didn't get her name.
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260. Hey, guys, you missed a weird one today.
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261. Um, not that you didn't
have a great excuse.
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262. I mean...
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263. Condolences?
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264. I want in.
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265. You want in?
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266. Yeah, in to the Outsiders.
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267. Seriously? You were never
into the whole hero thing.
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268. I know. But the three of us
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269. were talking after the funeral,
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270. and this is something I need
to do for the kids here.
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271. What part of "We got you covered"
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272. didn't cover them? Them especially.
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273. You guys are great, but Brion's
a prince and Gar's a TV star.
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274. You three are clearly legacies,
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275. and the kids here just don't know you.
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276. Great. Thanks.
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277. Sorry, but they need to see
one of their own on the squad.
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278. Dude, you had me at "I want in."
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279. - All those in favor.
- Aye!
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280. Uh, dude, is your dad
gonna be okay with this?
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281. - Uh...
- Wait. Did I hear you right?
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282. You're really joining the Outsiders?
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283. - Looks like it.
- That's amazing!
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284. And you picked the perfect time.
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285. - I did?
- Check your phones.
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286. The Outsiders made
quite the splash today in Cuba.
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287. Now #WeAreAllOutsiders
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288. is trending way beyond the States.
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289. They're blowing up internationally!
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290. - Not just viral, global viral!
- We did it.
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291. As of right now, the Outsiders are
bigger than the Justice League.
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292. Bigger than the Justice League?
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293. Noted.
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294. Dang it!
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295. Dang it!
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296. Dang it!
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297. Dang it!
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