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2. Christmas time is here
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3. Happiness and cheer
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4. Fun for all that children call
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5. Their favorite time of year
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6. Snowflakes in the air
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7. Carols everywhere
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8. Olden times and ancient rhymes
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9. Of love and dreams to share
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10. I think there must be
something wrong with me, Linus.
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11. Christmas is coming but I'm not happy.
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12. I don't feel the way I'm supposed to feel.
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13. I just don't understand Christmas, I guess.
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14. I like getting presents and
sending Christmas cards,
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15. and decorating trees and all that,
but I'm still not happy.
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16. I always end up feeling depressed.
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17. Charlie Brown,
you're the only person I know
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18. who can take a wonderful season
like Christmas and turn it into a problem.
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19. Maybe Lucy's right.
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20. Of all the Charlie Browns in the world,
you're the Charlie Browniest.
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21. Sleigh bells in the air
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22. Beauty everywhere
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23. Yuletide by the fireside
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24. And joyful memories there
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25. Christmas time is here
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26. Families drawing near
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27. Oh, that we could always see
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28. Hello in there.
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29. Rats!
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30. Nobody sent me a Christmas card today.
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31. I almost wish there
weren't a holiday season.
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32. I know nobody likes me.
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33. Why do we have to have a
holiday season to emphasize it?
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34. Thanks for the Christmas card you sent me,
Violet!
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35. I didn't send you a Christmas card,
Charlie Brown.
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36. Don't you know sarcasm when you hear it?
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37. Pigpen, you're the only person I know who
can raise a cloud of dust in a snowstorm.
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38. Try to catch snowflakes on your tongue.
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39. It's fun.
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40. Needs sugar.
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41. It's too early.
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42. I never eat December snowflakes.
I always wait until January.
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43. They sure look ripe to me.
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44. You think you're so
smart with that blanket.
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45. What are you gonna do
with it when you grow up?
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46. Maybe I'll make it into a sport coat.
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47. I think you have a customer.
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48. May I help you?
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49. I'm in sad shape.
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50. Wait a minute. Before you begin,
I must ask that you pay in advance.
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51. Five cents, please.
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52. Boy! What a sound.
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53. How I love to hear that old money plink.
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54. That beautiful sound of cold, hard cash.
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55. That beautiful, beautiful sound.
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56. Nickels, nickels, nickels.
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57. That beautiful sound of plinking nickels.
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58. All right,
now. What seems to be your trouble?
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59. I feel depressed.
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60. I know I should be happy, but I'm not.
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61. Well, as they say on TV,
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62. the mere fact that you
realize you need help
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63. indicates that you are not too far gone.
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64. I think we better pinpoint your fears.
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65. If we can find out what you're afraid of,
we can label it.
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66. Are you afraid of responsibility? If
you are, then you have hypengyophobia.
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67. I don't think that's quite it.
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68. How about cats? If you're afraid of cats,
you have ailurophasia.
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69. Well, sort of, but I'm not sure.
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70. Are you afraid of staircases? If you are,
then you have climacophobia.
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71. Maybe you have thalassophobia.
This is fear of the ocean.
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72. Or gephyrophobia,
which is the fear of crossing bridges.
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73. Or maybe you have pantophobia.
Do you think you have pantophobia?
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74. - What's pantophobia?
- The fear of everything.
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75. That's it!
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76. Actually, Lucy, my trouble is Christmas.
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77. I just don't understand it.
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78. Instead of feeling happy,
I feel sort of let down.
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79. You need involvement.
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80. You need to get involved in
some real Christmas project.
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81. How would you like to be the
director of our Christmas play?
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82. Me? You want me to be the
director of the Christmas play?
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83. Sure, Charlie Brown. We need a director,
you need involvement.
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84. We've got a shepherd, musicians,
animals, everyone you need.
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85. We've even got a Christmas queen.
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86. I don't know anything about
directing a Christmas play.
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87. Don't worry, I'll be there to help
you. I'll meet you at the auditorium.
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88. Incidentally, I know how you feel
about all this Christmas business.
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89. Getting depressed and all
that. It happens to me every year.
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90. I never get what I really want.
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91. I always get a lot of stupid
toys or a bicycle, or clothes,
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92. or something like that.
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93. What is it you want?
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94. Real estate.
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95. What's going here?
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96. What's this?
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97. "Find the true meaning of
Christmas. Win money, money, money!
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98. Spectacular, super-colossal,
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99. neighborhood Christmas
lights and display contest."
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100. Lights and display contest? Oh, no!
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101. My own dog,
gone commercial. I can't stand it.
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102. I've been looking for you, big brother.
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103. Will you please write a
letter to Santa Claus for me?
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104. Well, I don't have much time.
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105. I'm supposed to get down
to the school auditorium
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106. and direct a Christmas play.
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107. You write it and I'll tell
you what I want to say.
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108. Okay, shoot.
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109. Dear, Santa Claus.
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110. How have you been? Did
you have a nice summer?
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111. How is your wife?
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112. I have been extra good this year,
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113. so I have a long list
of presents that I want.
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114. Oh, brother.
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115. Please note the size
and color of each item,
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116. and send as many as possible.
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117. If it seems too complicated,
make it easy on yourself.
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118. Just send money. How about tens and 20s?
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119. Tens and 20s?
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120. Even my baby sister.
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121. All I want is what I-I have coming to me.
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122. All I want is my fair share.
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123. All right! Quiet, everybody!
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124. Our director will be here any
minute and we'll start rehearsal.
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125. - Director? What director? -Charlie Brown!
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126. Oh, no! We're doomed.
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127. This will be the worst Christmas play ever.
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128. Here he comes. Attention,
everyone! Here's our director.
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129. Man's best friend.
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130. Well, it's real good seeing you all here.
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131. As you know,
we are going to put on the Christmas play.
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132. Due to the shortage of time,
we'll get right down to work.
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133. One of the first things to
ensure a good performance
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134. is strict attention to the director.
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135. I'll keep my directions simple.
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136. If I point to the right,
it means focus attention stage right.
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137. If I make a slashing
motion across my throat,
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138. it means cut the scene short.
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139. If I make a revolving motion with my hand,
it means pick up the tempo.
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140. If I spread my hands apart,
it means slow down.
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141. It's the spirit of the actors that count.
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142. The interest that they
show in their director.
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143. Am I right? I said, am I right?
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144. Stop the music!
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145. All right, now.
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146. We're going to do this play,
and we're going to do it right.
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147. Lucy, get those costumes
and scripts and pass 'em out.
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148. Now, the script girl will
be handing out your parts.
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149. You're the innkeeper's wife.
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150. Do innkeeper's wives
have naturally curly hair?
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151. Pigpen, you're the innkeeper.
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152. In spite of my outward appearance,
I shall try to run a neat inn.
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153. Shermy, you're a shepherd.
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154. Every Christmas it's the same.
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155. I always end up playing a shepherd.
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156. Snoopy, you'll have to be
all the animals in our play.
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157. Can you be a sheep?
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158. How about a cow?
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159. How about a penguin?
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160. Yes, he's even a good penguin.
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161. No, no, no! Listen, all of you.
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162. You've got to take direction.
You've got to have discipline.
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163. You've gotta have
respect for your director.
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164. I ought to slug you.
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165. I've been kissed by a dog!
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166. I have dog germs!
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167. Get hot water, get some disinfectant,
get some iodine!
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168. All right, all right,
script girl. Continue with the scripts.
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169. Linus, you've got to get
rid of that stupid blanket.
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170. And here, memorize these lines.
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171. I can't memorize these
lines. This is ridiculous.
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172. Memorize it and be ready to
recite when your cue comes.
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173. I can't memorize
something like this so quickly.
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174. Why should I be put through such agony?
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175. Give me one good reason
why I should memorize this.
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176. I'll give you five good reasons.
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177. One, two, three, four, five.
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178. Those are good reasons.
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179. Christmas is not only
getting too commercial,
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180. it's getting too dangerous.
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181. And get rid of that stupid blanket.
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182. What's a Christmas shepherd gonna look
like holding a stupid blanket like that?
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183. Well, this is one Christmas shepherd
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184. who's going to keep his
trusty blanket with him.
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185. See? You wouldn't hit an innocent shepherd,
would you?
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186. Okay,
Mr. Director. The cast is set. Take over.
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187. All right, let's have it quiet.
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188. Places, everybody.
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189. Schroeder,
set the mood for the first scene.
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190. Cut! Cut! No! No! No!
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191. Look, let's rehearse the scene at the inn.
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192. - Frieda, this is... -I can't go on.
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193. There's too much dust.
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194. It's taking the curl out
of my naturally curly hair.
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195. Don't think of it as dust.
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196. Think of it as maybe the soil
of some great past civilization.
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197. Maybe the soil of ancient Babylon.
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198. It staggers the imagination.
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199. He may be carrying soil that
was trod upon by Solomon,
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200. or even Nebuchadnezzar.
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201. Sort of makes you wanna treat
me with more respect, doesn't it?
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202. You're an absolute mess.
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203. Just look at yourself.
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204. On the contrary,
I didn't think I looked that good.
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205. Sally, come here.
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206. What do you want her for?
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207. She's gonna be your wife.
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208. Good grief.
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209. Isn't he the cutest thing?
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210. He has the nicest sense of humor.
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211. Lunch break. Lunch break.
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212. Lunch break?
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213. All right, now,
there's no time for foolishness.
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214. We've got to get on with our play.
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215. That's right. What about my part?
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216. What about the Christmas queen?
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217. Are you going to let all
this beauty go to waste?
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218. You do think I'm beautiful,
don't you, Charlie Brown?
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219. You didn't answer me right away.
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220. You had to think about it first,
didn't you?
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221. If you really had thought I was beautiful,
you would've spoken right up.
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222. I know when I've been insulted.
I know when I've been insulted.
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223. Good grief.
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224. All right,
let's take it from the top again.
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225. Places!
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226. Action!
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227. Charlie Brown, isn't it a great play?
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228. That does it.
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229. Now, look, if we're ever to
get this play off the ground,
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230. we've gotta have some cooperation.
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231. What's the matter,
Charlie Brown? Don't you think it's great?
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232. It's all wrong.
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233. Look, Charlie. Let's face it.
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234. We all know that Christmas
is a big commercial racket.
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235. It's run by a big eastern syndicate,
you know.
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236. Well, this is one play that's
not gonna be commercial.
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237. Look, Charlie Brown, what do you want?
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238. The proper mood. We need a Christmas tree.
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239. Hey, perhaps a tree?
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240. A great, big,
shiny aluminum Christmas tree.
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241. That's it, Charlie Brown.
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242. You get the tree. I'll handle this crowd.
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243. Okay.
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244. I'll take Linus with me.
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245. The rest of you practice your lines.
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246. Get the biggest aluminum tree you can find,
Charlie Brown.
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247. Maybe paint it pink.
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248. Yeah, do something right for a change,
Charlie Brown.
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249. I don't know, Linus. I just don't know.
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250. Well, I guess we better concentrate
on finding a nice Christmas tree.
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251. I suggest we try those searchlights,
Charlie Brown.
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252. This really brings
Christmas close to a person.
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253. Fantastic.
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254. Gee,
do they still make wooden Christmas trees?
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255. This little green one here
seems to need a home.
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256. I don't know, Charlie Brown.
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257. Remember what Lucy said?
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258. This doesn't seem to fit the modern spirit.
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259. I don't care.
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260. We'll decorate it and it'll
be just right for our play.
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261. Besides, I think it needs me.
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262. This is the music I've
selected for the Christmas play.
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263. What kind of Christmas music is that?
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264. Beethoven Christmas music.
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265. What has Beethoven
got to do with Christmas?
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266. Everyone talks about
how great Beethoven was.
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267. Beethoven wasn't so great.
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268. What do you mean Beethoven wasn't so great?
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269. He never got his picture on
bubble gum cards, did he?
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270. Have you ever seen his
picture on a bubble gum card?
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271. How can you say someone is great
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272. who's never had his
picture on bubble gum cards?
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273. Good grief.
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274. Say, by the way,
can you play "Jingle Bells"?
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275. No, no. I mean "Jingle Bells," you know?
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276. Deck them halls and all that stuff.
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277. No, no. You don't get it at all.
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278. I mean "Jingle Bells."
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279. You know, Santa Claus and "Ho ho ho,"
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280. and mistletoe and presents to pretty girls?
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281. That's it!
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282. We're back.
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283. Boy, are you stupid, Charlie Brown.
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284. What kind of a tree is that?
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285. You were supposed to get a good tree.
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286. Can't you even tell a
good tree from a poor tree?
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287. I told you he'd goof it up.
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288. He's not the kind you can
depend on to do anything right.
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289. You're hopeless, Charlie Brown.
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290. Completely hopeless.
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291. Rats!
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292. You've been dumb before, Charlie Brown,
but this time you really did it.
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293. What a tree.
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294. I guess you were right, Linus. I
shouldn't have picked this little tree.
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295. Everything I do turns into a disaster.
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296. I guess I really don't know
what Christmas is all about.
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297. Isn't there anyone who knows
what Christmas is all about?
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298. Sure, Charlie Brown. I can tell
you what Christmas is all about.
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299. Lights, please.
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300. "And there were in the
same country shepherds,
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301. abiding in the field,
keeping watch over their flock by night,
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302. and lo,
the angel of the Lord came upon them,
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303. and the glory of the Lord
shone round about them,
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304. and they were sore afraid.
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305. And the angel said unto them, 'Fear not,
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306. for behold,
I bring you tidings of great joy,
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307. which shall be to all people.
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308. For unto you is born this
day in the city of David,
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309. a savior which is Christ the Lord.
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310. And this shall be a sign unto you.
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311. Ye shall find the babe
wrapped in swaddling clothes,
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312. lying in a manger.'
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313. And suddenly, there was with the angel
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314. a multitude of the
heavenly host praising God,
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315. and saying, 'Glory to God in the highest,
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316. and on earth peace, good will toward men.'"
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317. That's what Christmas is all about,
Charlie Brown.
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318. "For behold,
I bring you tidings of great joy,
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319. which shall be to all people.
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320. For unto you is born this
day in the city of David,
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321. a savior which is Christ the Lord.
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322. And this shall be a sign unto you."
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323. Linus is right.
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324. I won't let all this
commercialism ruin my Christmas.
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325. I'll take this little tree
home and decorate it,
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326. and I'll show 'em it
really will work in our play.
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327. First prize?
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328. Oh, well.
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329. This commercial dog is not
going to ruin my Christmas.
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330. I've killed it.
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331. Everything I touch gets ruined.
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332. I never thought it was
such a bad little tree.
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333. It's not bad at all, really.
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334. Maybe it just needs a little love.
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335. Charlie Brown is a blockhead,
but he did get a nice tree.
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336. What's going on here?
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337. Merry Christmas, Charlie Brown!
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338. Hark, the herald angels sing
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339. "Glory to the newborn King!
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340. Peace on earth, and mercy mild
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341. God and sinners reconciled"
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342. Joyful, all ye nations, rise
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343. Join the triumph of the skies
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344. With angelic host proclaim,
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345. "Christ is born in Bethlehem"
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346. Hark, the herald angels sing
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