1. Yeah. Heh. Yeah.Copy !req
2. Yo, what's up with that?Copy !req
3. Tommy quit.Copy !req
4. Looks like he went out in style.Copy !req
5. You know Tommy.Copy !req
6. I tell you what, you better
steer clear of bostick today.Copy !req
7. Come on, man. You know
i invented the low profile.Copy !req
8. All right? I ain't
going nowhere near that.Copy !req
9. Hey! Bostick wants
to see everybody, now.Copy !req
10. Check it out. Opening up
two miles from here.Copy !req
11. - Aw, man, what's up with that?
- Hello, castle world.Copy !req
12. I heard that.Copy !req
13. We've survived a recession,Copy !req
14. two earthquakes,
and a health inspectorCopy !req
15. who, despite my many advances,Copy !req
16. turned out to be gay,Copy !req
17. so we're not going anywhere.Copy !req
18. We're going to stay right here
and compete with castle world.Copy !req
19. I've been providing quality jobsCopy !req
20. for this community
for over 27 years.Copy !req
21. I got an idea.Copy !req
22. Why don't you cash out?Copy !req
23. Yeah, yeah. Go to Miami,Copy !req
24. get you a Cadillac,Copy !req
25. one of them
bald-headed pool boys.Copy !req
26. Everybody get to work.Copy !req
27. Jamal, you can clean the moat.Copy !req
28. Oh, come on, th—Copy !req
29. but first I want to talk to you.Copy !req
30. Damn it, Jamal.Copy !req
31. Can't you look outside yourself
for two secondsCopy !req
32. and just buckle down
and help me?Copy !req
33. Why can't you help yourself?Copy !req
34. Forget about the communityCopy !req
35. and providing quality jobs
for people.Copy !req
36. Take what money you got
and jet.Copy !req
37. Book it. Feel me?Copy !req
38. Get out.Copy !req
39. Bye-bye.Copy !req
40. You don't get it, do you?Copy !req
41. I had high hopes for you.Copy !req
42. Maybe you shouldn't have.Copy !req
43. Jamal...Copy !req
44. Clean up them batting helmets
while you're at it.Copy !req
45. Dang, man!Copy !req
46. Man, this is like
some three mile island,Copy !req
47. exxon valdez shit.Copy !req
48. What other choice
do we have, man?Copy !req
49. In two weeks, castle world'sCopy !req
50. going to blow this place
out the water.Copy !req
51. We apply now...Copy !req
52. avoid the rush.Copy !req
53. - Eh?Copy !req
54. - You feel me?
- Yes.Copy !req
55. 'Cause I can't keep doing this,
not here.Copy !req
56. Oh.Copy !req
57. All right. Okay.Copy !req
58. To castle world!Copy !req
59. Castle world!Copy !req
60. And then I go in— oh!Copy !req
61. You dead.Copy !req
62. 'Unh!
Hey!Copy !req
63. That's got to be worth
a lot of money.Copy !req
64. What?Copy !req
65. Hold on. Let me get
something to get that out.Copy !req
66. Hold on.Copy !req
67. What the hell?Copy !req
68. Hey, Steve!Copy !req
69. Ms. bostick!Copy !req
70. Oh, shit! Oh, shit!Copy !req
71. The water cold!Copy !req
72. You disturb my peace.Copy !req
73. What is your business here?Copy !req
74. What the hell?Copy !req
75. That's good.Copy !req
76. Oh, all right.Copy !req
77. I get it.Copy !req
78. You had too much to drink, huh?Copy !req
79. Opening party for castle world?Copy !req
80. Oh, you upset.Copy !req
81. I ain't got no beef
with you, dawg.Copy !req
82. Kindly address me
with the proper respect.Copy !req
83. I am knolte of marlborough.Copy !req
84. And I am not a dog.Copy !req
85. You may not be a dog,Copy !req
86. but you may want to roll over.Copy !req
87. Got my suit all soaked up.Copy !req
88. Wait a minute.Copy !req
89. You ain't breathing, man. Wake—Copy !req
90. ohh.Copy !req
91. He ain't breathing!Copy !req
92. 911!Copy !req
93. 911!Copy !req
94. White man down!Copy !req
95. White man down!Copy !req
96. All right, I'm gonna get
a little close to your mouth,Copy !req
97. so if you wake up
and you see a brother on you,Copy !req
98. I ain't like that.Copy !req
99. It's about getting you
to breathe,Copy !req
100. so bear with me.Copy !req
101. Ahh!Copy !req
102. Here we go. Here.Copy !req
103. Oh, damn.Copy !req
104. What you been eating,
spoiled nachos?Copy !req
105. Wait. Wait, wait!Copy !req
106. Where...Copy !req
107. Spray paint.Copy !req
108. I ain't going
to spray-paint you. Nah.Copy !req
109. Ah, hold on.Copy !req
110. Here we go.Copy !req
111. You saved my life.Copy !req
112. Don't mention it. I—Copy !req
113. I owe you thanks.Copy !req
114. Don't even worry about it.
Where do you live, man?Copy !req
115. Come on. Here you go.
Come on. Come on, man.Copy !req
116. - Jamal: This is it?
- It is.Copy !req
117. What the?Copy !req
118. Whoa, whoa.Copy !req
119. You got a license
to have animals, man?Copy !req
120. All right,
this a big-ass donkey.Copy !req
121. Do you have a license for this?Copy !req
122. Homie, may I make a suggestion?Copy !req
123. Ikea.Copy !req
124. Yeah, get you some end tablesCopy !req
125. and some of them $5 lamps, man,Copy !req
126. you know, and a futon.Copy !req
127. Then you'd be styling.Copy !req
128. Yeah.Copy !req
129. And try to wear
something on your feetCopy !req
130. that has a little give,
other than metal.Copy !req
131. You know,
get you the proper sneaker.Copy !req
132. Are you hungry?Copy !req
133. What is that, man?Copy !req
134. “Us food.Copy !req
135. 'Tis roadkill, man!Copy !req
136. Ugh. You know what?Copy !req
137. Get you some food stamps.Copy !req
138. Just tell 'em you doing bad.
You know what I mean?Copy !req
139. You know,
if they don't believe you,Copy !req
140. ask one of them social workers
come through your spot,Copy !req
141. check out where, how you living,
'cause this is...Copy !req
142. It's like that, seriously.Copy !req
143. And...Copy !req
144. You ought to get yourself
into a shelter, you know?Copy !req
145. Try that.Copy !req
146. So thank you
for inviting me to your place.Copy !req
147. Thank you...Copy !req
148. For your...Copy !req
149. Conversation.Copy !req
150. You thanking me
for talking to you?Copy !req
151. I am a man reviled
for my failings, for—Copy !req
152. for I have not served well
my queen.Copy !req
153. I must be crazy, man.Copy !req
154. Here's two bucks, all right?Copy !req
155. Get yourself some soapCopy !req
156. and some tic tacs.Copy !req
157. I'm going to get up out of here.Copy !req
158. Freeway should be that way?Copy !req
159. I'll find it.Copy !req
160. Brother lost in the woods,
not good.Copy !req
161. Ah, hell, no!Copy !req
162. You know you dead wrong!Copy !req
163. Oh, shit.Copy !req
164. Castle world?Copy !req
165. Ms. bostick, you in trouble.Copy !req
166. You all seen this?Copy !req
167. They tried to run me...Copy !req
168. Hold up! Hold up!Copy !req
169. Hold up!Copy !req
170. Hey, let me see
your manager, okay?Copy !req
171. I damn near got trampled
by some of them dumb-ass actorsCopy !req
172. taking their job
way too seriously.Copy !req
173. Who be ye?Copy !req
174. Who be I?
I be stomping your ass,Copy !req
175. you put your hand on me
one more again!Copy !req
176. Okay? I'm from south central,Copy !req
177. Florence and normandie.Copy !req
178. Normandy?
A thousand pardons.Copy !req
179. We've been awaiting word
from normandy.Copy !req
180. Please, enter.Copy !req
181. We'll inform the king
of your arrival.Copy !req
182. That's more like it.Copy !req
183. That's how brothers
need to be treated, you know?Copy !req
184. And talk to your boy,Copy !req
185. 'cause punks jump up
to get beat down.Copy !req
186. I'll holler!Copy !req
187. Whoa. Castle world
got it going on.Copy !req
188. Horses, costumes...Copy !req
189. smells.Copy !req
190. Hello.Copy !req
191. Lose the hat, homie.Copy !req
192. Thank you for saving
our little village.Copy !req
193. And such is the legend
of the black knight.Copy !req
194. The Princess will look
so beautiful.Copy !req
195. It will be a wedding
for the ages. Don't you agree?Copy !req
196. Yes, but she doesn't love him.Copy !req
197. So? She's but a woman.Copy !req
198. Well, what if a womanCopy !req
199. were not considered
merely a man's propertyCopy !req
200. and were free to choose
her own husband?Copy !req
201. Are you feeling ill?Copy !req
202. Let us pray it's not plague.Copy !req
203. Should she be bled?Copy !req
204. No. No, I'm quite well.Copy !req
205. It was just foolish talk.Copy !req
206. Oh, damn.Copy !req
207. That's what I'm talking about.Copy !req
208. Allow me to introduce myself.Copy !req
209. Jamal.Copy !req
210. Victoria.Copy !req
211. Oh, wait. Look, darling,Copy !req
212. don't cheat yourself,
treat yourself.Copy !req
213. Look— ahem.Copy !req
214. I don't work here.Copy !req
215. Yeah, I'm a talent agent.Copy !req
216. I represent people like...Copy !req
217. Mariah, Denzel.Copy !req
218. You can call him zel.Copy !req
219. I'll let him know
just you going to call him zel.Copy !req
220. But I got to tell you you are—Copy !req
221. I'm just going to be up front
and say it. You are gorgeous.Copy !req
222. You glow, girl.Copy !req
223. You speak
with an unusual tongue.Copy !req
224. Oh, no, that's just
how we talk in my neighborhood.Copy !req
225. Now, look, first thing
we got to do, right,Copy !req
226. is get some pictures taken.Copy !req
227. You own a thong?Copy !req
228. - A what?
- Okay, never mind.Copy !req
229. Why don't you just bringCopy !req
230. an old pair of drawers
and cut the ass out?Copy !req
231. You know?
So just give me your number.Copy !req
232. Seven.Copy !req
233. - Excuse me?
- You asked my number.Copy !req
234. I am one of the king's
chambermaids, number seven.Copy !req
235. Oh. Well, that must be
your employee number.Copy !req
236. Nah, nah, I was talking
about your phone number.Copy !req
237. Don't worry.
I'll write my number down.Copy !req
238. Anybody got a pen?Copy !req
239. You...Copy !req
240. You can read and write?Copy !req
241. Yeah.Copy !req
242. Who you been dating?Copy !req
243. You got to raise the bar.Copy !req
244. Good day, ladies.Copy !req
245. How are you feeling today? Wait.Copy !req
246. I shall tell thee.Copy !req
247. Yes.Copy !req
248. Very nice.Copy !req
249. Good day to you, lady.Copy !req
250. You especially, my nubian queen.Copy !req
251. Hey, what the hell is wrong
with you, man?Copy !req
252. Don't you know
that's sexual harassment?Copy !req
253. Ah, you the idiot that damn near
ran me over, aren't you?Copy !req
254. Wait till I find your boss.Copy !req
255. He's going to fire
your metallic ass.Copy !req
256. You would do well
to mind your tongue, moor...Copy !req
257. or I will cut it out
and feed it to the dogs.Copy !req
258. Come here.Copy !req
259. Nah, I'm just
messing with you, man.Copy !req
260. I ain't no talent agent,
you know, so cut the act.Copy !req
261. I'm just trying to get at her.Copy !req
262. Ain't she fine? Watch me work.Copy !req
263. Moor!Copy !req
264. Do you mock me?Copy !req
265. The king awaits thee, messenger.Copy !req
266. Hey, you might want to take
a chill pill, all right?Copy !req
267. "Do you mock me, moor?"Copy !req
268. Hey, look, your boss
makes you call him king?Copy !req
269. We got to talk union.Copy !req
270. Yeah, man, that's not right.Copy !req
271. You know, you got to get you
a dental plan, maybe...Copy !req
272. We do apologize, sire.Copy !req
273. We did not expect your arrival
for several weeks.Copy !req
274. - How shall I introduce thee?
- What do you mean?Copy !req
275. Your formal introduction
for your audience with the king.Copy !req
276. Ah, formal introduction?Copy !req
277. Your majesty,
if I may have your attention?Copy !req
278. Starting at small forward,Copy !req
279. from inglewood high,Copy !req
280. two-time all-county
conference player of the year,Copy !req
281. the messenger from normandy,Copy !req
282. Jamal "sky" Walker!Copy !req
283. That be I! What's up?Copy !req
284. What's happening, y'all?Copy !req
285. Ah, thank you!
Appreciate it, big homie!Copy !req
286. Thank you!Copy !req
287. It's the—Copy !req
288. what's up? Hey, what's up, now?Copy !req
289. Oh, man!
Now, that brings back memories.Copy !req
290. You arrive early.Copy !req
291. My daughter and I welcome you.Copy !req
292. What news from normandy?Copy !req
293. Uh...Copy !req
294. What news?Copy !req
295. Well, a couple of drive-bys.Copy !req
296. Other than that,
same old-same old.Copy !req
297. When will the Duke arrive
to take my daughter's hand?Copy !req
298. This is a hell of a setup
you got here.Copy !req
299. I mean, I'm not lying.
I mean— whoo!Copy !req
300. You got to have major coins
behind this.Copy !req
301. Who's backing you, puffy?Copy !req
302. Silence, moor!Copy !req
303. Tell me,
when will the Duke arrive?Copy !req
304. Oh, I get it.Copy !req
305. You want to see if I can improv.Copy !req
306. Okay, well, let's see.Copy !req
307. The Duke will arrivethCopy !req
308. in all his royal pomposityCopy !req
309. and splendor on Tuesday.Copy !req
310. Tuesday! Hah!Copy !req
311. That is excellent news.Copy !req
312. Ah, Phillip, have the servantsCopy !req
313. ply this messenger
with much food and drink,Copy !req
314. and let him lay
with any damsel he desires...Copy !req
315. except my daughter,
of course.Copy !req
316. Can I get a ride back to town?Copy !req
317. Oh, an excellent idea.Copy !req
318. Phillip, show our guest
the grounds.Copy !req
319. Allow him rest,
and then we shall ride,Copy !req
320. and ride we shall.Copy !req
321. Oh ho ho! This is funky!Copy !req
322. Hey— oh!Copy !req
323. Y'all got
the little cutout thingCopy !req
324. like the castle's for real.Copy !req
325. Hey, how you doing,
miss darling?Copy !req
326. Hey, look here.Copy !req
327. I'm in the presidential suite.
Uh-huh.Copy !req
328. Yeah!Copy !req
329. Oh, so, I get it.Copy !req
330. This is like a theme park
and a hotel, right?Copy !req
331. - Sire?
- Y'all got the real brick,Copy !req
332. none of that fake stuff, huh?Copy !req
333. Oh, man. Oh, man.Copy !req
334. Hey, I need to use
your bathroom.Copy !req
335. Bathroom? What is that,
i pray thee?Copy !req
336. I got to drain the—Copy !req
337. you know, drain the anaconda.
Got to—Copy !req
338. - ah, the privy.
- Yeah.Copy !req
339. Appreciate it. Ah.Copy !req
340. Got to go. Got to—Copy !req
341. whew!Copy !req
342. Oh!Copy !req
343. Ah, damn.Copy !req
344. No, seriously,
you think you're goingCopy !req
345. to charge people money
to stay hereCopy !req
346. and wipe their ass with straw?Copy !req
347. Ain't going to happen.Copy !req
348. There's doo-doo on top of the—Copy !req
349. tell me you don't see
that shit.Copy !req
350. And I mean that literally.Copy !req
351. Where's the texaco?Copy !req
352. - Texaco?
- ... Couldn't make it today.Copy !req
353. No, she couldn't.Copy !req
354. - We'll be late.
- What's happening?Copy !req
355. Where y'all going?Copy !req
356. - To the beheading.
- No, do not tarry.Copy !req
357. They're executing
a leader of the rebellion.Copy !req
358. Y'all done went all out.
Y'all got the—Copy !req
359. you said— say what?Copy !req
360. They're executing
a leader of the rebellion.Copy !req
361. Oh, that should be live.
Let's check it out.Copy !req
362. Hey, look,
remember that little honeyCopy !req
363. I was just hollering at
over there a second ago?Copy !req
364. - Out the window?
- Yeah. Yes, yeah!Copy !req
365. I also want her, and...Copy !req
366. Yeah, that's tight.Copy !req
367. Long live our deposed queen!Copy !req
368. Power to the people!Copy !req
369. I'm sorry.Copy !req
370. I didn't mean to interrupt
y'all rehearsal.Copy !req
371. Please, proceed. Proceed.Copy !req
372. Y'all got a head that comes off?Copy !req
373. A neck that spurts blood?Copy !req
374. Look at the head.Copy !req
375. How do they make it
look so real?Copy !req
376. Oh, because it is real.Copy !req
377. You have to calm yourself.Copy !req
378. Calm myself?Copy !req
379. I was just holding
a human head! Ah!Copy !req
380. You'd think you've never seen
an execution before.Copy !req
381. Not lately.Copy !req
382. Wait.Copy !req
383. Okay, all right. What day is it?Copy !req
384. Is it Sunday the fifth?Copy !req
385. Yes, messenger, I believe it is.Copy !req
386. 2001?Copy !req
387. Two?Copy !req
388. It is the year of our lord 1328.Copy !req
389. The date frightens you?Copy !req
390. You think it don't when it does!Copy !req
391. I didn't mean—Copy !req
392. oh, you—Copy !req
393. okay, let me calm—
let me just, you know, relax.Copy !req
394. And that's why they put a seat—
it's a—Copy !req
395. all right, is that how you—Copy !req
396. is this how you use the chair?Copy !req
397. Okay, 'cause I don't really
know if you should go...Copy !req
398. I qot to go!Copy !req
399. But leave, you cannot.
There's work to be done.Copy !req
400. You wear the medallion.Copy !req
401. Well, lots of brothers
wear medallions.Copy !req
402. I got a cousin, right.Copy !req
403. He'll wear a manhole cover
if you get a big enough chain.Copy !req
404. You got to put some bling-bling
on it, though.Copy !req
405. You know?Copy !req
406. You're nervous.Copy !req
407. Yeah, a little bit.Copy !req
408. I'm a little nervous,
'cause, see, this is not—Copy !req
409. I don't even know
where I'm from.Copy !req
410. When I walked in, I saw, like—Copy !req
411. let me calm your spirits.Copy !req
412. Oh, my damn.Copy !req
413. Y'all really know how to make
a brother feel welcome.Copy !req
414. Yeah.Copy !req
415. Let's make it happen! Eh?Copy !req
416. Grab that leg for me
right there.Copy !req
417. Why do you disrobe?Copy !req
418. Well...Copy !req
419. well, I noticed you were
getting out your drawers.Copy !req
420. I wanted to show you
that I too wear the medallion.Copy !req
421. - ( Zipper z.
ICopy !req
422. ahem. Yeah, that—Copy !req
423. you know what?
Well, that was my thinking.Copy !req
424. That was my thinking,
'cause, see,Copy !req
425. it looks just like mine
right here.Copy !req
426. - See?
- Of course.Copy !req
427. I'm here to help you kill
the king and return the kingdomCopy !req
428. - to our deposed queen.
- Say what?Copy !req
429. That's why we wear
the medallion.Copy !req
430. Well, see,
i was wearing my medallionCopy !req
431. 'cause I thought it looked good
with my gear. You know?Copy !req
432. - So, how will you do it?
- Huh?Copy !req
433. Poisonous snakes in his chamber?Copy !req
434. Or will you drop him
off the edge of the earth?Copy !req
435. God knows he deserves it
after killing king JohnCopy !req
436. and stealing the throne
from our queen.Copy !req
437. He left a warning to all those
who might dare oppose him.Copy !req
438. What kind of warning?Copy !req
439. Oh!Copy !req
440. Oh.Copy !req
441. I'll be going now.Copy !req
442. Yeah, I'm just going
to step on—Copy !req
443. we have a fresh horse
ready for you, sire.Copy !req
444. The king awaits thee.Copy !req
445. Horse?Copy !req
446. You said you wanted to ride.Copy !req
447. Yeah.Copy !req
448. Oh, shit!Copy !req
449. He's yours to ride.Copy !req
450. Me?Copy !req
451. I haven't been...Copy !req
452. Totally honest to you
about who I am.Copy !req
453. Oh?Copy !req
454. I'm not only the Duke's
official messenger,Copy !req
455. but I'm also the court Jester.Copy !req
456. Messenger and Jester.Copy !req
457. An odd combination of talents.Copy !req
458. Bring him on.Copy !req
459. That is funny.Copy !req
460. Damn.Copy !req
461. Whoa, horsie, whoa!Copy !req
462. Whoa. No.Copy !req
463. That's...Copy !req
464. Huh?Copy !req
465. King Leo. Bastard.
Look at him.Copy !req
466. I've a mind to slice him open
and feed him to the masses.Copy !req
467. Soon, brother, very soon.Copy !req
468. Come on, man.Copy !req
469. Help a brother out.Copy !req
470. King Leo: You have to admire
his commitment.Copy !req
471. It is no longer funny,Copy !req
472. but he refuses
to give up on the joke.Copy !req
473. Messenger and Jester.Copy !req
474. I have great respect
for this man.Copy !req
475. Does that feel better?Copy !req
476. Yeah.Copy !req
477. Good. The bloodletting
appears to be working.Copy !req
478. What's that?Copy !req
479. It's to burn off the leeches.Copy !req
480. Heh. The what?Copy !req
481. Oh!Copy !req
482. Now I got to get home.
Where's the lake?Copy !req
483. Which lake? Where?Copy !req
484. The one with the—Copy !req
485. the drunk-ass homeless guy.Copy !req
486. Knolte.Copy !req
487. Knolte?Copy !req
488. He's dead.Copy !req
489. No, he just smells dead.Copy !req
490. - Am I interrupting?
- Yes.Copy !req
491. My apologies.
There is a banquet tonight,Copy !req
492. and the king requests
your presence.Copy !req
493. Oh, I don't think
i can make that.Copy !req
494. My schedule just opened up.Copy !req
495. Mmm. Hmm?Copy !req
496. Let us celebrate
the upcoming unionCopy !req
497. between my daughter
and the Norman Duke.Copy !req
498. He is coming, isn't he?Copy !req
499. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, the Duke?Copy !req
500. Oh, no doubt. He'll be here.Copy !req
501. Yeah, the Duke, he— ahem—Copy !req
502. he just likes to stop off,Copy !req
503. you know, see the sights and...Copy !req
504. Stuckey's.
He likes to stop at stuckey's,Copy !req
505. because they got, like,
a banana pie that he likes,Copy !req
506. but he'll be here.Copy !req
507. Allow me to carve.Copy !req
508. Peas?Copy !req
509. Uh...Copy !req
510. Please.Copy !req
511. I'm interested in learning
more about your culture.Copy !req
512. It is my understandingCopy !req
513. that the normans
are excellent dancers.Copy !req
514. If you want to know more
about my culture,Copy !req
515. remove the dog from the table.Copy !req
516. No offense, king, but, you know,
that thing about dancing,Copy !req
517. that was a very
stereotypical thing you said.Copy !req
518. So you cannot dance?Copy !req
519. Ahh!Copy !req
520. Can I dance?Copy !req
521. Come on, man.
That's how I get down.Copy !req
522. Please, pleasure us
with your skills.Copy !req
523. - Now?
- Mm. Silence!Copy !req
524. Servants, clear the floor
so SkywalkerCopy !req
525. may demonstrate
some fine Norman dancing.Copy !req
526. Uh...Copy !req
527. Yeah, time to get
the boogie on.Copy !req
528. Ah, yeah.Copy !req
529. Dance well, moor.Copy !req
530. Starting to like
this word "moor" less and less.Copy !req
531. Your kingliness,
special request?Copy !req
532. Okay.Copy !req
533. Now, this is
a pretty white crowd, okay,Copy !req
534. so nothing too crazy.Copy !req
535. Okay? My life's depending on it.Copy !req
536. Okay, guys, look, I'm going
to need a bass line, okay?Copy !req
537. So I'm gonna need y'all
to help me out here,Copy !req
538. 'cause I got
a lot riding on this, man.Copy !req
539. Y'all do that,
'cause y'all got the trumpets,Copy !req
540. so I'm going to need y'all.Copy !req
541. - Skywalker.
- Yeah?Copy !req
542. I'm getting impatient.Copy !req
543. I got it together. They just—Copy !req
544. I just want the music
to be crisp.Copy !req
545. 'Cause if it's crisp,
you're going to jam.Copy !req
546. All right. Okay,
you kick the beat, man.Copy !req
547. I need you to kick itCopy !req
548. like a white boy
ain't never kicked it!Copy !req
549. Kick it.Copy !req
550. Follow me, okay?Copy !req
551. Just one...Copy !req
552. Two...Copy !req
553. Three.Copy !req
554. ' 0w!Copy !req
555. Boom! Boom-boom!Copy !req
556. Boom-boom!Copy !req
557. Dreadful.Copy !req
558. Excuse me.Copy !req
559. Y'all going to get me killed.Copy !req
560. - Skywalker!
- Yeah?Copy !req
561. Okay.Copy !req
562. We're ready, king.Copy !req
563. One...Copy !req
564. two...Copy !req
565. Three.Copy !req
566. Now, that's better.Copy !req
567. Now give me some drumming.Copy !req
568. Yeah.Copy !req
569. Whoo! Yeah. Yeah, yeah.Copy !req
570. I see what he's doing here.Copy !req
571. Whoo!Copy !req
572. That's it, y'all. Whoo!Copy !req
573. Mmm.Copy !req
574. I think ourjester messenger
knows not his place in society.Copy !req
575. Perhaps he should learn it.Copy !req
576. Your tongue was in my mouth,Copy !req
577. swimming around like an eel.Copy !req
578. Yeah, it's called a French kiss.Copy !req
579. From normandy?Copy !req
580. Florence and normandie.Copy !req
581. Whoa, whoa. Mmm, mmm. Whoa.Copy !req
582. Excuse me.Copy !req
583. You have no business
with this woman.Copy !req
584. Hey, man,
she was coming on to me.Copy !req
585. Are you accusing
our fair PrincessCopy !req
586. - of having an interest in thee?
- No, no. No.Copy !req
587. I'm accusing her
of having an interest in me.Copy !req
588. Behold!Copy !req
589. - Assassins!
- Seize them!Copy !req
590. Stop them!Copy !req
591. Protect the king.Copy !req
592. Protect his majesty.Copy !req
593. This is an outrage.Copy !req
594. Lord percival,
how could this happen?Copy !req
595. I would be dead right nowCopy !req
596. were it not for the heroics
of Skywalker.Copy !req
597. That's very nice of you, king,Copy !req
598. but we do what we can do.Copy !req
599. Hey, look. Please, allow me.Copy !req
600. Lighten up on Percy, okay?Copy !req
601. Let's show a little mercy
for Percy.Copy !req
602. Everyone is entitled
to one enormous,Copy !req
603. near-fatal,
catastrophic disaster.Copy !req
604. Ain't that right, Percy?Copy !req
605. Skywalker, allow me to honor youCopy !req
606. by appointing you a lord of
my court in charge of security.Copy !req
607. - What? My liege—
- the king is talking.Copy !req
608. Now, that's rude, Percy.Copy !req
609. But I guess that's
how you were brought up.Copy !req
610. Now, you were saying,
your magnitude?Copy !req
611. Yes, as I was saying,Copy !req
612. is there some way
i could prevail upon youCopy !req
613. to stay a while
and become a lord of my court?Copy !req
614. Lord of the court?Copy !req
615. What comes with that?Copy !req
616. Well, I would give you
60 hectares of land...Copy !req
617. With 20 men to till it.Copy !req
618. Farming?Copy !req
619. No, I got to think
about that a while.Copy !req
620. I would also give you
women for your bed,Copy !req
621. as many as you need.Copy !req
622. I've reached my decision.Copy !req
623. His lordship, sir Skywalker!Copy !req
624. What's up, homie?
You straight? Cool.Copy !req
625. I decided to stay.Copy !req
626. Now, I got an idea
how to make some serious coin.Copy !req
627. Have you ever had a frappuccino?Copy !req
628. No? Check this out.Copy !req
629. What is it?Copy !req
630. Jamal in the box, man.Copy !req
631. Yeah, the first of many.Copy !req
632. And the good thing is it's
going to have a ride-through,Copy !req
633. - right?
- Ah.Copy !req
634. Yeah, you just gallop up,Copy !req
635. place your order,Copy !req
636. and in seconds,
you're out of there,Copy !req
637. killing and plundering.Copy !req
638. Excellent. Well done.Copy !req
639. Now, I had my royal tailor
whip this up.Copy !req
640. - Hmm.
- Ah.Copy !req
641. Yeah!Copy !req
642. Hey, hey, pay attention.
See this?Copy !req
643. This is my official...Copy !req
644. Skywalker logo. Yeah.Copy !req
645. Whoo! Yes!Copy !req
646. Damn, y'all catch on quick.Copy !req
647. What do we have here?Copy !req
648. Look like you can use some help.Copy !req
649. If you think I need help,Copy !req
650. you do not understand
the game, moor.Copy !req
651. Moor?Copy !req
652. Well, I prefer "lordship."Copy !req
653. Do you mind?Copy !req
654. All right. Excuse me.Copy !req
655. All right.Copy !req
656. Oh.Copy !req
657. If you're going
to win this game,Copy !req
658. you're going to need
your knights,Copy !req
659. and you might want to leave
your rim pawns at home.Copy !req
660. Yeah.Copy !req
661. That's your ass.Copy !req
662. Sometimes the queenCopy !req
663. has to be sacrificed
for the good of the kingdom.Copy !req
664. Yeah, but every pawn
is a potential queen.Copy !req
665. You turn your back,
she'll bite you in your ass.Copy !req
666. I don't intend to let the game
last that long.Copy !req
667. Checkmate.Copy !req
668. We should get together
and play again sometime.Copy !req
669. I'm sure we will.Copy !req
670. Mind your back, moor.Copy !req
671. Lord Skywalker,Copy !req
672. the king demands
your presence immediately.Copy !req
673. Excuse me there, cuz. Heh.Copy !req
674. Hey, your kingliness.Copy !req
675. What's up, big homie?
Heh. What's happening?Copy !req
676. Were you not to consult
on issues of security?Copy !req
677. Yeah.Copy !req
678. Why, what happened?Copy !req
679. I was out for a ride
with my men.Copy !req
680. One of my soldiers
caught this peasantCopy !req
681. stealing a turnip
from the castle garden.Copy !req
682. Sire, I beg your forgiveness.Copy !req
683. I only did it to feed
my starving familyCopy !req
684. - for we are out—
- silence.Copy !req
685. Round up his starving family,Copy !req
686. and take them all away
for execution. See to it.Copy !req
687. Yqu—Copy !req
688. man just said—Copy !req
689. how much did you take?Copy !req
690. Only a turnip.Copy !req
691. Only—Copy !req
692. come on!Copy !req
693. That's...Copy !req
694. And, Skywalker...Copy !req
695. Yeah?Copy !req
696. we are still
waiting on your Duke.Copy !req
697. My Patience is wearing thin.Copy !req
698. Yes, your fabulousness.Copy !req
699. I'm going to handle
a little something.Copy !req
700. Get your ass up!Copy !req
701. Lookit. That's the king.
You take a good look at him.Copy !req
702. Say, "king, I'm sorry"!Copy !req
703. King, I'm sorry!Copy !req
704. - "King, I apologize!"
- King, I apologize!Copy !req
705. "King, that's my ass!"Copy !req
706. It's my ass!Copy !req
707. That's your ass. Watch out.Copy !req
708. Dead man walking!
Dead man walking!Copy !req
709. Dead man walking!
Dead man walking!Copy !req
710. Why you bring the mean
out of me?Copy !req
711. Why you bring
the mean out of me?Copy !req
712. I'm security,
and you going to be punished,Copy !req
713. punished severely!Copy !req
714. With these coins, all right?Copy !req
715. Okay, go.Copy !req
716. Get out of here. Go.Copy !req
717. Here. Take the bag too. Go!Copy !req
718. Go.Copy !req
719. You're free. Go.Copy !req
720. Get out.Copy !req
721. With the compliments
of the king,Copy !req
722. it is his pleasure to share
with lord Skywalker his Booty.Copy !req
723. Booty? Booty as in
"spoils of war"?Copy !req
724. Oh, that Booty.Copy !req
725. Good night.Copy !req
726. Whoo!Copy !req
727. Let's get it over with.Copy !req
728. You asked to have me
delivered to you?Copy !req
729. Yeah, so we can talk.Copy !req
730. - Mm-hmm.
- No, seriously.Copy !req
731. Um...Copy !req
732. If you're not naked,
they may hear us.Copy !req
733. Uh...Copy !req
734. Let me break it down for you.Copy !req
735. I asked him
to bring you here for thisCopy !req
736. so they wouldn't get suspicious.Copy !req
737. Now, we got to act like
we're doing the do, okay?Copy !req
738. 'Cause the guard's
right out front.Copy !req
739. Um...Copy !req
740. Oh! Oh, yeah!Copy !req
741. On! Oh, girl!Copy !req
742. Yeah, there it is.Copy !req
743. Oh! Ooh!Copy !req
744. Oh, remind me
to thank the king! Whoo!Copy !req
745. Go on.Copy !req
746. Oh, sire, you're hung
like a horse!Copy !req
747. Oh! Oh!Copy !req
748. Oh!Copy !req
749. Work with me.Copy !req
750. The king is crazy.Copy !req
751. He's killing people
over vegetables.Copy !req
752. So you'll help
with the rebellion?Copy !req
753. Oh, no, I got to get
out of here, okay?Copy !req
754. Look, once the real messenger
shows up,Copy !req
755. they're going to slice me up
like wonder bread.Copy !req
756. But you wear the medallion.Copy !req
757. You're a man with honor,Copy !req
758. and as lord, you now have
even greater access to the king.Copy !req
759. Oh!Copy !req
760. Good.Copy !req
761. Oh!Copy !req
762. Put that up right there.
Right there.Copy !req
763. Now hold that right there. Whoo!Copy !req
764. Look, I'm not
the guy you're looking for.Copy !req
765. Then I have nothing more
to say to you,Copy !req
766. and that is how I break it down.Copy !req
767. She's quite a spirited one,
eh, sire?Copy !req
768. Whoo.Copy !req
769. Where did y'all get her?Copy !req
770. Oh! One in a million.Copy !req
771. Mmm.Copy !req
772. I was hoping you'd come back
to say good night.Copy !req
773. Halt!Copy !req
774. I am jobert of normandyCopy !req
775. with a message
from the Duke Dubois.Copy !req
776. Skywalker.Copy !req
777. Hmm?Copy !req
778. Oh! Ahem.Copy !req
779. Regina?Copy !req
780. - Regina?
- What are you doing here?Copy !req
781. You would dare to deflower
the king's daughter?Copy !req
782. Trust me,Copy !req
783. somebody got to that flower
long before I did.Copy !req
784. You need to know...Copy !req
785. Your daughter's a freak.Copy !req
786. - oh!Copy !req
787. The girl has been soiled.Copy !req
788. My Duke will no longer
be interested in—Copy !req
789. oh!Copy !req
790. My Duke
will no longer be interestedCopy !req
791. in your daughter's hand
in marriage. Good day.Copy !req
792. You have not only
tarnished my daughter,Copy !req
793. but any chance of forming
an alliance with normandy!Copy !req
794. He'll pay for this.Copy !req
795. Well, what if I was to say,Copy !req
796. in all seriousness,Copy !req
797. that I'm really, really sorry?Copy !req
798. Oh, we misjudged you, Skywalker.Copy !req
799. Right. When you foiled
our assassination attemptCopy !req
800. and doomed us
to a bloody execution...Copy !req
801. - We were a little peeved.
- To say the least.Copy !req
802. But now,
seeing your plan unfold...Copy !req
803. - Genius.
- ... Genius.Copy !req
804. My plan?Copy !req
805. Oh. Well, yeah.Copy !req
806. Well...Copy !req
807. Ahem.Copy !req
808. Well, I don't like
to be obvious, you know?Copy !req
809. My plan, it just
creeps up on you.Copy !req
810. Yes.Copy !req
811. Had the king
united with normandy,Copy !req
812. our poorly armed rebels
could never have defeated them.Copy !req
813. Because you deflowered
the Princess,Copy !req
814. Leo cannot form his alliance.Copy !req
815. Your action has given us hope,
and, with luck,Copy !req
816. we can still restore our queen
in hiding to the throne.Copy !req
817. Sounds like that's a good plan.Copy !req
818. It's a perfect plan.Copy !req
819. Our deaths will not be in vain.Copy !req
820. Well, good, good.Copy !req
821. Death?Copy !req
822. What— ain't nobody dying here!Copy !req
823. Ah, that white girl
came on to me!Copy !req
824. We're all going to be
put to death tomorrow.Copy !req
825. You can bloody well betCopy !req
826. those bastards
are sharpening the ax right now.Copy !req
827. At least, you better hope
they're sharpening it.Copy !req
828. I saw it done
with a blunt ax once.Copy !req
829. Took all day.Copy !req
830. Just hacking and hackingCopy !req
831. and hacking and hacking.Copy !req
832. We get it, man.Copy !req
833. If only the black knight
were here.Copy !req
834. Who?Copy !req
835. You never heard
of the black knight?Copy !req
836. You ever heard of Shaq?Copy !req
837. We're even.Copy !req
838. Well, the legend
of the black knight—Copy !req
839. legend?Copy !req
840. The black knight
was a great warrior.Copy !req
841. Kings tried to buy his might,Copy !req
842. but he swore allegiance
only to justice.Copy !req
843. It is said...Copy !req
844. He was once swallowed
whole by a fierce dragon.Copy !req
845. Swallowed whole.Copy !req
846. But lo, with a sword of goldCopy !req
847. did he cut his way
from the belly of the beast,Copy !req
848. and when he emerged,Copy !req
849. he himself could breathe
the fire of the dragon.Copy !req
850. See, this is why you
shouldn't drink your own urine.Copy !req
851. Shit.Copy !req
852. Let the execution commence!Copy !req
853. Wait!Copy !req
854. Maybe we need a—Copy !req
855. should wait
for a bigger crowd, okay?Copy !req
856. I'm only going to do this once.Copy !req
857. - Go forth!
- Okay.Copy !req
858. They want us to line up
in order of color,Copy !req
859. light to dark!Copy !req
860. You a priest!Copy !req
861. I pay my tithe. I go to church.Copy !req
862. I give out the moola! Ohh!Copy !req
863. Wait. Primitives...Copy !req
864. They're backwards.Copy !req
865. Your kingliness, one last word?Copy !req
866. Uh...Copy !req
867. well, uh...Copy !req
868. Behold!Copy !req
869. I am a great sorcerer!Copy !req
870. Ooh!Copy !req
871. Uh...Copy !req
872. do not anger me!Copy !req
873. For with these hands,Copy !req
874. I make...Copy !req
875. Fire!Copy !req
876. Wait.Copy !req
877. Fire!Copy !req
878. We have fire.Copy !req
879. Oh.Copy !req
880. Execute him!Copy !req
881. Now!Copy !req
882. - Execute him!
- No, no!Copy !req
883. - Execute him!
- No!Copy !req
884. Execute him!Copy !req
885. The sorcerer has cast
a spell of death upon him!Copy !req
886. - Who?Copy !req
887. Yeah!Copy !req
888. That's right!Copy !req
889. I cast a spell of death on him!Copy !req
890. But I can bring him back,Copy !req
891. 'cause I'm a great sorcerer.Copy !req
892. Boogedy-boogedy-boogedy!Copy !req
893. Not me! Not me!Copy !req
894. Behold!Copy !req
895. I have something to tell you.Copy !req
896. I can make the sun fall
from the skyCopy !req
897. and burn you, medieval mother...Copy !req
898. Fire!Copy !req
899. The sun is falling!Copy !req
900. He'll kill us all!Copy !req
901. Fear him not!
He is no sorcerer!Copy !req
902. He is a charlatan and a Jester!
Seize him!Copy !req
903. This way!Copy !req
904. Down!Copy !req
905. Be still.Copy !req
906. Get in!Copy !req
907. Remain still.Copy !req
908. Get him!Copy !req
909. - Come on!
- Go!Copy !req
910. Hyah!Copy !req
911. Close the portcullis!Copy !req
912. Open it! Open the portcullis!Copy !req
913. It's stuck, sire! It won't open!Copy !req
914. - Skywalker!
- Knolte.Copy !req
915. Up we go.Copy !req
916. Fifth time's the charm.Copy !req
917. Go. Now go!Copy !req
918. You find them.Copy !req
919. You kill them.Copy !req
920. You done this shit before,
haven't you, knolte?Copy !req
921. You saved my life.Copy !req
922. I simply repaid
the debt to you.Copy !req
923. Paying debt? You were
kicking ass back there, man.Copy !req
924. How'd you get in on this?Copy !req
925. Your fair Victoria
told me of your plight.Copy !req
926. Victoria did this for me?Copy !req
927. Well, you and the rebellion.Copy !req
928. But—Copy !req
929. a lot of it was for you.Copy !req
930. Yeah, that's all right there.Copy !req
931. I wish you well.Copy !req
932. Look, I owe you one.Copy !req
933. I got your back, all right?Copy !req
934. But if you
fall into trouble again,Copy !req
935. he will not be there.
Will you, sir knolte?Copy !req
936. - Sir knolte?
- I've paid my debt,Copy !req
937. and now I must leave.Copy !req
938. Knolte was onceCopy !req
939. one of the greatest knights
in all of england,Copy !req
940. until he fell for one
of percival's tricksCopy !req
941. and the queen lost her throne.Copy !req
942. That was a long time ago.Copy !req
943. I've laid down my sword,Copy !req
944. and I will not fight again.Copy !req
945. What— knolte!Copy !req
946. Uh...Copy !req
947. But check this out. Knolte!Copy !req
948. Sir knolte!Copy !req
949. I still say we should move camp.
It's just a matter of luckCopy !req
950. percival's roving patrols
have yet to discover us.Copy !req
951. An interesting suggestion.Copy !req
952. Now here's another
interesting suggestion.Copy !req
953. Serve more gruel.Copy !req
954. You know, y'all dead wrong.
You're dead wrong.Copy !req
955. This is a lady here.Copy !req
956. Vicky, I want to thank youCopy !req
957. for helping sir knolte
save my life.Copy !req
958. Actually, the plan was mine.Copy !req
959. - No shit?
- I shit you not.Copy !req
960. Though I had to tell everyoneCopy !req
961. it was something I'd heard
from a great warrior.Copy !req
962. Otherwise, no one would have
listened to me, a woman.Copy !req
963. Oh, so you like me
a little more than you—Copy !req
964. did you have a nice time
with the Princess?Copy !req
965. Wait! Look, the only reason
i slept with the Princess,Copy !req
966. 'cause I thought she was you.Copy !req
967. That's true.
That's the real, true bill.Copy !req
968. True bill. Okay? It was dark,Copy !req
969. and I had no night-light,
and I'm telling you—Copy !req
970. whatever you think
i want to hear.Copy !req
971. I think all our words
have been said.Copy !req
972. Hey, Vicky,
i can help you get out of here,Copy !req
973. way out of here,Copy !req
974. take you to a place
where a smart woman like youCopy !req
975. can do more
than just ladle gruel.Copy !req
976. Look, if you show me
how to get to the lake,Copy !req
977. tomorrow you'll be
at fox hills mallCopy !req
978. getting your legs waxed, huh,Copy !req
979. drinking mai tais, chilling.Copy !req
980. So what's it going to be?Copy !req
981. Gruel, leprosy, mean-ass king?Copy !req
982. Mai tais, chilling,
bikini, thong?Copy !req
983. I realize that our
backward rebel societyCopy !req
984. is far from perfect,Copy !req
985. but it's a step
in the right direction.Copy !req
986. Now is the Eve
of our great offensive.Copy !req
987. I can live with losing
the good fight,Copy !req
988. but I cannot live
with not fighting it.Copy !req
989. The lake you seek is that way.Copy !req
990. Safe journey.Copy !req
991. Hey, old sot.Copy !req
992. I have no quarrel with you, sir.Copy !req
993. Finally, the lake.Copy !req
994. Better not come outCopy !req
995. on the other end
fighting dinosaurs.Copy !req
996. All right, think, think, think.Copy !req
997. It's not my fight.Copy !req
998. Yeah, that's it.Copy !req
999. It's not my battle.Copy !req
1000. That's right, it's—Copy !req
1001. it is not my battle
at all. Yeah.Copy !req
1002. So— ahem—Copy !req
1003. let's do this.Copy !req
1004. Home, sweet home.Copy !req
1005. Perhaps I'll stand you
to a drink.Copy !req
1006. Oh.Copy !req
1007. - Thank you.
- Now...Copy !req
1008. Bless you.Copy !req
1009. Man, I think it's time to admit
you have a drinking problem.Copy !req
1010. I want my grog back.Copy !req
1011. Pick it up.Copy !req
1012. Now, you don't want
to be messing with me,Copy !req
1013. 'cause I'm liable to stuff
a mudhole in your ass.Copy !req
1014. You know?Copy !req
1015. It's an insult, dumb-ass.Copy !req
1016. I have killed six men
with these.Copy !req
1017. What do you move for?Copy !req
1018. It's called boxing.Copy !req
1019. Ho.Copy !req
1020. Huh?Copy !req
1021. That's called a rope-a-dope.Copy !req
1022. Look at the footwork.
Look at the footwork.Copy !req
1023. Whoa.Copy !req
1024. Now let me introduce youCopy !req
1025. to my little friend.Copy !req
1026. Knolte.Copy !req
1027. Come on, man.
I know you got my back.Copy !req
1028. Knolte is not a fighter.Copy !req
1029. He is not even a man!Copy !req
1030. All right, wait.Copy !req
1031. Get up.Copy !req
1032. Get your ass out of here.Copy !req
1033. That's right.Copy !req
1034. That's what I'm talking about.Copy !req
1035. Well, perhaps there's life
in the old dog yet.Copy !req
1036. Oh, man!Copy !req
1037. High-five.
This is a high-five moment.Copy !req
1038. Yeah, put your arm up.Copy !req
1039. Right here, like that.Copy !req
1040. Well, we'll work on that.Copy !req
1041. We'll work on it.Copy !req
1042. Hey, you a bad man.Copy !req
1043. You put his face in the shit.Copy !req
1044. Yes, I did.Copy !req
1045. Oh, man.Copy !req
1046. Hey, knolte, we was a great team
back there, right?Copy !req
1047. Like Shaq and Kobe.Copy !req
1048. Shaq and Kobe?Copy !req
1049. Well, I'll explain it to you
when we get back to the camp.Copy !req
1050. I loved it, man.Copy !req
1051. This "rope-a-dope,"Copy !req
1052. could you teach me
its mysterious ways?Copy !req
1053. You know, you just let your man
tire himself out, right?Copy !req
1054. He just get to punching
on you, right?Copy !req
1055. Then you like that
while he like this.Copy !req
1056. Then he tired,
and you ready to really...Copy !req
1057. Oh. What happened?Copy !req
1058. Percival's patrols,
they found us.Copy !req
1059. The only men standing
are those of usCopy !req
1060. who were away from camp
during the attack.Copy !req
1061. Damn! Victoria told us
this would happen.Copy !req
1062. Victoria!Copy !req
1063. They took her.Copy !req
1064. Now she's lost, like our cause,Copy !req
1065. just another bauble
in the king's crown.Copy !req
1066. Look here.
We just got to rescue her.Copy !req
1067. You know what I'm saying?
Take out the king. That's right.Copy !req
1068. Uh...Copy !req
1069. Who here will fight?Copy !req
1070. You think anyone
will come to help us?Copy !req
1071. Who's ready to rumble?Copy !req
1072. Nobody?Copy !req
1073. I will.Copy !req
1074. That's what I'm talking about,
knolte.Copy !req
1075. But we are greatly depleted,Copy !req
1076. both in number and in spirit.Copy !req
1077. Nothing could inspire them
to ever fight again.Copy !req
1078. These men might fight
for their queen.Copy !req
1079. The queen.Copy !req
1080. What's happening now?Copy !req
1081. How you doing?Copy !req
1082. He's French.Copy !req
1083. Sir knolte.Copy !req
1084. I am pleased to see you.Copy !req
1085. For all this time,
i thought you were dead.Copy !req
1086. Well, I was.Copy !req
1087. Your majesty, I was. I—Copy !req
1088. I beg your forgiveness.Copy !req
1089. I should not
have left you alone.Copy !req
1090. If you had not,Copy !req
1091. you surely would have been
killed with the others.Copy !req
1092. I'm therefore grateful
that you did.Copy !req
1093. But now that you've
returned from the dead,Copy !req
1094. it is time to return me
to my throne.Copy !req
1095. Will the men fight again
on my behalf?Copy !req
1096. Oh! I can answer that.Copy !req
1097. Ain't nothing happening.Copy !req
1098. You know?
They dragging ass.Copy !req
1099. I asked them that same thing.Copy !req
1100. They go and act like
they ain't hear me.Copy !req
1101. Didn't they?
Didn't they, knolte?Copy !req
1102. This is my friend Skywalker,Copy !req
1103. a man of unconventional wisdom
and courage.Copy !req
1104. What do you think, Skywalker?Copy !req
1105. I think they're going
to need a pep talk.Copy !req
1106. You know what I'm saying,
your highnessness?Copy !req
1107. They going to be needing
a major pep talk.Copy !req
1108. Got to get up in here.Copy !req
1109. My queen could inspire the stars
to fall from the heavens.Copy !req
1110. Gather the men
that I might give some wordsCopy !req
1111. to stir the soul
and burn the blood.Copy !req
1112. England!Copy !req
1113. Sceptered isle
of lute and chattel,Copy !req
1114. void your rheum upon my bosom!Copy !req
1115. Oh, england!Copy !req
1116. I've heard enough.Copy !req
1117. - Oh, england!
- Blah, blah, blah, blah.Copy !req
1118. Whoa, whoa.Copy !req
1119. Whoa.Copy !req
1120. Why don't you let me
give it a try,Copy !req
1121. you know, see if I can give 'em
the old al sharpton?Copy !req
1122. Well—Copy !req
1123. there once was a great king!Copy !req
1124. Rodney king,Copy !req
1125. who said...Copy !req
1126. "Ow! Ow! Ow.Copy !req
1127. Officer, I was— ow! Ow! Ow!Copy !req
1128. Get 'em off— ow!"
Bzzt! "Aah!"Copy !req
1129. And who also said,Copy !req
1130. "can't we all just get along?"Copy !req
1131. We need a knight, not a Jester.Copy !req
1132. I'm going to go
and start digging our graves.Copy !req
1133. Well, I say sometimes
we can't just get along!Copy !req
1134. Sometimes we got
to take up arms!Copy !req
1135. Look...Copy !req
1136. hear what I'm saying.Copy !req
1137. Your lives are shitty.Copy !req
1138. I know, because I've been there.Copy !req
1139. I know the feeling of waiting
for your ship to come inCopy !req
1140. and you're standing
in the middle of the desert.Copy !req
1141. Oh, england,
you lost your kingdom.Copy !req
1142. You live in huts.Copy !req
1143. You look like hell.Copy !req
1144. Well, you do!Copy !req
1145. Check your feet out.Copy !req
1146. Look at your feet. Mm-hmm, see?Copy !req
1147. Restore this lovely queen
to her throne.Copy !req
1148. 'Cause when you can do that,Copy !req
1149. she promises that there will be
a horse in every stable...Copy !req
1150. a chicken in every pot.Copy !req
1151. That's right. Mwah, mwah, mwah.Copy !req
1152. Can I get an amen?Copy !req
1153. I said, can I get an amen?Copy !req
1154. Amen.Copy !req
1155. Can I get an amen?Copy !req
1156. Amen! Amen!Copy !req
1157. King Leo...Copy !req
1158. he thinks he's king Arthur.Copy !req
1159. Well, I know king Arthur.Copy !req
1160. And you, king Leo,Copy !req
1161. are no king Arthur!Copy !req
1162. No king Arthur, indeed!Copy !req
1163. No king Arthur!Copy !req
1164. No king Arthur!Copy !req
1165. Ask not what your fiefdom
could do for you,Copy !req
1166. but what you could do
for your fiefdom!Copy !req
1167. Now, sir knolte,
bring me back my crown.Copy !req
1168. Your majesty,
it will be an honor.Copy !req
1169. Whoo!Copy !req
1170. Yeah, that's tight!
Right to the chest.Copy !req
1171. - Jamal: I'm loving it.
- "Tight."Copy !req
1172. yeah, yeah!Copy !req
1173. Try not to mount his ass
next time like that.Copy !req
1174. Ooh! Oh!Copy !req
1175. One, two, three. Yes!Copy !req
1176. Yes!Copy !req
1177. Loving it, yeah!Copy !req
1178. See what I'm saying?Copy !req
1179. - Splendid.
- Yeah, that's tight.Copy !req
1180. Here you go, man.Copy !req
1181. What are these?Copy !req
1182. Some new jumps for when you
lead your troops tomorrow.Copy !req
1183. Thought it might be easier
for you to get aroundCopy !req
1184. if your feet
didn't weigh 500 pounds.Copy !req
1185. - I thank you.
- It's all good.Copy !req
1186. I too have something
for you. John!Copy !req
1187. What's this?Copy !req
1188. A knight must be
properly attired.Copy !req
1189. You and I both know
I'm no knight.Copy !req
1190. You're as much a knight
as any man I know,Copy !req
1191. should you so choose.Copy !req
1192. Sleep well.Copy !req
1193. The portcullis is open,
unguarded!Copy !req
1194. Where is percival?Copy !req
1195. Where are the guards?Copy !req
1196. Knolte!Copy !req
1197. Be brave, lads!Copy !req
1198. Hold the line! Hold the line!Copy !req
1199. Slaughter them!Copy !req
1200. It's him!Copy !req
1201. - It's the black knight!
- Run away!Copy !req
1202. - Retreat!
- The black knight!Copy !req
1203. He lives!Copy !req
1204. - It's the black knight!
- Look.Copy !req
1205. - The black knight!
- I can't believe it!Copy !req
1206. It's him! He lives!Copy !req
1207. - It's the black knight!
- It's the knight.Copy !req
1208. - The black knight.
- He lives.Copy !req
1209. It's the moor!Copy !req
1210. Blue 27!Copy !req
1211. Set! Hut, hut, hut!Copy !req
1212. Yeah, yeah!Copy !req
1213. - Whoo!
- Whoo!Copy !req
1214. I'll take him.Copy !req
1215. Good idea.Copy !req
1216. Hah!Copy !req
1217. Is that all you got?Copy !req
1218. I pray you,
is that all you possess?Copy !req
1219. Huh?Copy !req
1220. Phillip.Copy !req
1221. The kingdom is falling!Copy !req
1222. Be not afeard.
I have everything in hand.Copy !req
1223. Are you mad?
You must help me flee.Copy !req
1224. You must get me to safety.Copy !req
1225. Shut up.Copy !req
1226. Boo-yah!Copy !req
1227. Watch it!Copy !req
1228. Good, eh?Copy !req
1229. And that, my friend,
is the rope-a-dope.Copy !req
1230. Yeah, that's what
I'm talking 'bout!Copy !req
1231. Hey, hey, knolte, you the man!Copy !req
1232. Yeah.Copy !req
1233. Knolte.Copy !req
1234. Knolte.Copy !req
1235. You're a brave knight.Copy !req
1236. It's been an honor
fighting beside you.Copy !req
1237. Take this.Copy !req
1238. You know what to do.Copy !req
1239. Let me go.Copy !req
1240. The black knight.Copy !req
1241. Drop the sword,
or I kill the girl.Copy !req
1242. Let her— let her go.Copy !req
1243. Do it.Copy !req
1244. Don't do it, Jamal!Copy !req
1245. So...Copy !req
1246. now the moor's a swordsman.Copy !req
1247. Now you shall die at my hands,
as knolte did.Copy !req
1248. Ohh!Copy !req
1249. Let me ask you something.Copy !req
1250. You like baseball?Copy !req
1251. Huh?Copy !req
1252. Or maybe you like basketball.Copy !req
1253. Maybe golf?Copy !req
1254. Flipping!Copy !req
1255. You can thank tiger for that.Copy !req
1256. - You okay?
- I'm sure I'll be fine.Copy !req
1257. How's your neck?Copy !req
1258. You were very brave.Copy !req
1259. Let me help you up.Copy !req
1260. Jamal!Copy !req
1261. Knolte!Copy !req
1262. Long live the queen!Copy !req
1263. ' Yes!Copy !req
1264. Yes!Copy !req
1265. Yes!Copy !req
1266. Knolte!Copy !req
1267. We will have
an amazing life together.Copy !req
1268. I think you're going
to love L.A.Copy !req
1269. But I was thinking—Copy !req
1270. I'm not going back without you.Copy !req
1271. You know, I'd go to the end
of the earth for you.Copy !req
1272. That's only six miles from here.Copy !req
1273. You got a lot to learn.Copy !req
1274. Teach me.Copy !req
1275. You want me to teach you?Copy !req
1276. 'Tis a strange way to—Copy !req
1277. it's French.Copy !req
1278. Oh.Copy !req
1279. Skywalker, are you both
still determined to leave us?Copy !req
1280. We hate to lose
such a brave warrior.Copy !req
1281. Nothing personal, miss queen.Copy !req
1282. But knolte's right.Copy !req
1283. I got my own battles
to fight, you know?Copy !req
1284. That's my bun.Copy !req
1285. You hooked me up with her.Copy !req
1286. - Mm-hmm.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.Copy !req
1287. She knew I was down
with somebody cool...Copy !req
1288. so, you know,Copy !req
1289. started liking me.Copy !req
1290. In acknowledgment
for your service to the crown,Copy !req
1291. I dub thee sir Skywalker,Copy !req
1292. the black knight.Copy !req
1293. Clear.Copy !req
1294. Clear!Copy !req
1295. - That's the last of 'em.
- What?Copy !req
1296. His vital signs appear normal.Copy !req
1297. Jamal! Jamal!Copy !req
1298. Yo, you okay, man?Copy !req
1299. You scared the hell out of me.Copy !req
1300. You was under that water
for, like, 10 minutes.Copy !req
1301. Hey. Yo, where's Victoria?Copy !req
1302. - Vic—
- who?Copy !req
1303. Stop playing, man.Copy !req
1304. Vicky. Victoria, my bun!Copy !req
1305. Jamal, what you
talking about, man?Copy !req
1306. What? Vicky?Copy !req
1307. Dude, you know, a workplace
accident like this, we can sue.Copy !req
1308. There ain't no honor
in that, man.Copy !req
1309. Don't think I don't know
what you doing here.Copy !req
1310. You fake you some accident,
get you a lawyer,Copy !req
1311. and walk away with my money.
Well, it won't work.Copy !req
1312. I done already went ahead
and took your advice.Copy !req
1313. What advice?Copy !req
1314. - I quit.
- Wait. Whoa.Copy !req
1315. Ms. bostick, you can't quit.Copy !req
1316. Okay? We can work it out.Copy !req
1317. We just got to fight,
that's all.Copy !req
1318. You on the pipe?Copy !req
1319. Ms. bostick, look.Copy !req
1320. I know things
can get a little scary,Copy !req
1321. but courage isn't
the absence of fear.Copy !req
1322. It is the presence of fear,Copy !req
1323. yet the will to go on.Copy !req
1324. Good. Good.
I'm loving it!Copy !req
1325. All right, how's the babies?Copy !req
1326. Everybody's good? Good.Copy !req
1327. Ah, this is lovely.Copy !req
1328. How you doing, my queen?Copy !req
1329. I always knew
you had it in you, Jamal.Copy !req
1330. Well, I'm just glad you like it.Copy !req
1331. - I love it.
- Good. Good.Copy !req
1332. No. No, no, you can't be
scared of it, all right?Copy !req
1333. Try it again.Copy !req
1334. Oh, loving it!Copy !req
1335. Way to go, Bobby!Copy !req
1336. Thanks. I think that's the first
time he actually hit the ball.Copy !req
1337. You look familiar.Copy !req
1338. So do you.Copy !req
1339. Name's Jamal.Copy !req
1340. Nicole. My friends
call me Nicky.Copy !req
1341. I work in admissions
up at the college.Copy !req
1342. Is that where we met?Copy !req
1343. Maybe.Copy !req
1344. I registered
for some night classes.Copy !req
1345. Can I ask you
where you got that scar?Copy !req
1346. - This?
- Yeah?Copy !req
1347. Oh, it's from
a long, long time ago.Copy !req
1348. Well, maybe I could
take you out to lunch.Copy !req
1349. You could tell me all about it.Copy !req
1350. I'd like that...Copy !req
1351. Very much.Copy !req
1352. All right. Good.Copy !req
1353. Hey, aunt Nicky!Copy !req
1354. I qot to go.Copy !req
1355. Yeah, well,
it's nice meeting you.Copy !req
1356. I didn't get your number!Copy !req
1357. Excuse me.Copy !req
1358. Yeah.Copy !req
1359. Oh! Oh!Copy !req
1360. Release the lions!Copy !req
1361. - Hey, Greg.
- What?Copy !req
1362. ' Cyflthia!
' What?Copy !req
1363. - Jerry!
' What?Copy !req